https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/768623#osu/1616474 BNG check
Best osu! story (very sad, not even a joke, idk is this true?)
One day, Gero nominated a map. It was cool not a common generic shitmap, that map was a masterpiece. Days were gone, that map got qualified. Gero was happy.
Suddenly, the map was dq, because of one issue, but that issue wasn't announced by QAT. Gero was kicked from BNG.
After 3 years of searching, Gero found Pishifat and asked him: "Why that map was dq? It was perfect. Why was I kicked from BNG? I could become best BN and rank more cool maps. Why?"
Pishi looked at Gero and asked him: "R u mad bro? Watafak! I'm not a Disqualification branch. Go find Lasse or Mir." Gero became upset.
After 10 years, Gero found Germany and Mir as result. He gave for Mir the same question as for Pishi long days ago. Mir claimed: "I waited for you for 13 years. Take this letter, your answer is in it."
Gero felt that he'd done the most important mission in his life, but decided to read the letter later, in Mexico.
He reached Mexico in 2 days and called all members of his family to listen to the reason, why his BNG career was ruined. He opened the letter, looked at issue and died. Silence. The mapping heart stopped forever...
In 2 hours police was in Gero's home. They asked the reason of death and Gero's cousin gave a letter to the officer. Officer started smiling and convincing that letter can't kill a human, but when he looked into it, he turned pale with fright. Then, with voice full of fear, he started to read that letter: New problem #446359 (Is it just me or the intro is almost as dense as the more intense parts that the other diffs used...) triggered a nomination reset. (MrSergio)
One day, Gero nominated a map. It was cool not a common generic shitmap, that map was a masterpiece. Days were gone, that map got qualified. Gero was happy.
Suddenly, the map was dq, because of one issue, but that issue wasn't announced by QAT. Gero was kicked from BNG.
After 3 years of searching, Gero found Pishifat and asked him: "Why that map was dq? It was perfect. Why was I kicked from BNG? I could become best BN and rank more cool maps. Why?"
Pishi looked at Gero and asked him: "R u mad bro? Watafak! I'm not a Disqualification branch. Go find Lasse or Mir." Gero became upset.
After 10 years, Gero found Germany and Mir as result. He gave for Mir the same question as for Pishi long days ago. Mir claimed: "I waited for you for 13 years. Take this letter, your answer is in it."
Gero felt that he'd done the most important mission in his life, but decided to read the letter later, in Mexico.
He reached Mexico in 2 days and called all members of his family to listen to the reason, why his BNG career was ruined. He opened the letter, looked at issue and died. Silence. The mapping heart stopped forever...
In 2 hours police was in Gero's home. They asked the reason of death and Gero's cousin gave a letter to the officer. Officer started smiling and convincing that letter can't kill a human, but when he looked into it, he turned pale with fright. Then, with voice full of fear, he started to read that letter: New problem #446359 (Is it just me or the intro is almost as dense as the more intense parts that the other diffs used...) triggered a nomination reset. (MrSergio)