i got escorted to my parent's apartment one time for something so stupid that i don't even know why i did it, but here goes; i decided that the freeway was the best way to get home from a dance, so i decided to take my naive as fuck self down that freeway to get home, when i could have kept going the way i was going originally to the nearest mcd's so my parents could pick me up, but i thought "(keremal) is a big (boi/gril) now, and (keremal) is going to walk down that fucking freeway!". i saw a dead bird on the freeway, too. sad shit, man. sad shit. i even named the bird. his (or her, i can never tell the gender of birds) name was carl. rip carl the pidgeon