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winber1
people needs licenses to post in general
johnmedina999

B1rd wrote:

I think you should need a license to post ITT.
I would like to apply for a posting license please.
Mahogany
I will be the ministry of posting licenses
Johnmedina999 you have earned your license, pls hug it for the rest of your life
WavePoint
k
B1rd

johnmedina999 wrote:

I would like to apply for a posting license please.
DENIED

You are eligible to reapply after every 100 posts. When you have fulfilled the requirements, please present three (3) examples of quality posts and your case will be reviewed again.
Rwyta
Fuck licenses

What you gonna do about it?
B1rd
Australians are peppy's chosen people. We all have mod powers across the board.
Faust
And its the last 24 hours for the lucky draw for those interested in the 2 figurines. Interested parties send me a pm.
Mahogany
I approved him first you can't override me :)
Blitzfrog

B1rd wrote:

Australians are peppy's chosen people. We all have mod powers across the board.
And we bet you in Rugby therefore we're superior mods
B1rd
Stupid goy, you were never mods in the first place. You exist only as human cattle, to serve and be ruled by AUS.
abraker
B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
No son, you're abraker
Razzy

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
shitposting is an innate quality
B1rd
More like intellectual shitposting.
Mahogany
"intellectual"
r/iamverysmart
N0thingSpecial
Intellectual shitposting sounds like those artist who mold a big pile of shit with their own shit and calling it society is shit
Rwyta

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
he just caught a bad case of the Blitzfrog
B1rd
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."

We're already in the late stages already, where most of the good posters have left and the remainder largely have no comprehension of subtlety, who think that low-effort shitposting is funny just because of the irony.
N0thingSpecial
it takes one to know one
Razzy

B1rd wrote:

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
I'm so tempted to make a comparison here (/r/the_donald)

also, "intellectual shitposting" could probably describe a ton of modern art works
B1rd
Not sure if you realise, but when I said 'intellectual shitposting' I was being facetious.

I mean, it's pretty much a oxymoron.
Razzy

B1rd wrote:

Not sure if you realise, but when I said 'intellectual shitposting' I was being facetious.

I mean, it's pretty much a oxymoron.
which is why it describes a ton of modern art works perfectly
B1rd
That's a good point.
Endaris

B1rd wrote:

Stupid goy, you were never mods in the first place. You exist only as human cattle, to serve and be ruled by AUS.

Imposter detected!
Razzy
Imp-AUS-ter?
Endaris
precisely
an impish oyster

or "i'm poi star" ?
Sentencings

Ear Rape warning ahead.
winber1
where did our generation go wrong
Mahogany
people like b1rd mainly
N0thingSpecial

Mahogany wrote:

people like b1rd mainly
The most natural response just like how any other person from the same generation would say
Foxtrot
Look what I got for (late) Valentine's Day
Blitzfrog

Foxtrot wrote:

Look what I got for (late) Valentine's Day

what a lad
Foxtrot

It was pretty great!
B1rd
My man. Japanese whisky is great, my mouth is watering. I had some, it's all gone now though :(


The more pressing question though, is why you're wasting that stuff on a shipslut.
Foxtrot
One day, I'll be able to drink that Yamazaki Single Malt. One day.

I drank the whiskey with my SO, which is not the shipslut. I ain't no Hibikifag
Jordan
lol
jordans a ket fiend
Sentencings


Why...
lol

Sentencings wrote:



Why...
unironically posting 2012 memes
B1rd
https://www.statnews.com/2017/02/13/cal ... penalties/

>we need to be tolerant of HIV
>HIV discrimination is homophobic and disproportionately affects women and minorities
>therefore intentionally infecting others with HIV should only be a misdemeanor

Liberals, I tell you.
Hika
A misdemeanor??! That's a fucking felony, why would you charge someone with a misdemeanor ?
Liberals are so silly.
johnmedina999
Always use protection, kids.
Blitzfrog

johnmedina999 wrote:

Always use protection, kids.
Otherwise degens like you are born

Ily bruh
Mahogany

B1rd wrote:

Liberals, I tell you.
Remember, folks. This is coming from someone who sympathizes with anti-vaxxers.
lol
its like u go out of ur way to hate on b1rd the poor guy
_handholding

lol wrote:

its like u go out of ur way to hate on b1rd
ftfy
Mahogany
Are you implying its not well deserved?
johnmedina999
Yes.
Jordan
FACT: Italians Are The Most Powerful Race In The World
Fourth
B1rd
Pasta must be boiled for 20 minutes at a minimum.
Mahogany

Jordan wrote:

FACT: Italians Are The Most Powerful Race In The World
Italy hasn't been powerful since the Romans.
Razzy
that will all change when beppe grillo gets into office /s
Erlkonig
Not sure when there's an anime literally about how much Italy sucked
abraker
the sauce is best served warm
Jordan

Erlkonig wrote:

Not sure when there's an anime literally about how much Italy sucked






Wiwi_
World War 3: Off-Topic edition
DeletedUser_3638005
test3
Erlkonig

abraker wrote:

the sauce is best served warm
It's Hetalia.



Ever had a country so bad you can only shit on other countries as an argument? Even Japanese which are not even on the same continent made a stereotype of this country sucking with 10s of episodes of tv series.
DeletedUser_3638005
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_handholding
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Razzy
posting on 18:18:18 utc
Wiwi_
posting now utc
johnmedina999
Posting 10:22 UTC-8
Serraionga
Posting now 20:15 UTC+1
Foxtrot

B1rd wrote:

https://www.statnews.com/2017/02/13/california-hiv-transmission-criminal-penalties/

>we need to be tolerant of HIV
>HIV discrimination is homophobic and disproportionately affects women and minorities
>therefore intentionally infecting others with HIV should only be a misdemeanor

Liberals, I tell you.
Only California could possibly shoot themselves in the foot like this. A couple of months ago, everybody voted yes on Proposition V (even though shop owners told them not to), a horrible tax measure where they'd charge you one cent per ounce for sodas. Well, guess what these liberal fucks forgot? Most lower-class families rely on soda. So yeah, the crusade against Big Soda went well, but poor people got fucked over because of it. Great jobs, liberals.
Blitzfrog
Here we go again boys^^^
Mahogany
Just drink water jesus christ
Endaris

Mahogany wrote:

Just drink water jesus christ
idk about the situation but i wouldnt consider murican tap water as safe to drink without doing my research on it
Foxtrot

Endaris wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

Just drink water jesus christ
idk about the situation but i wouldnt consider murican tap water as safe to drink without doing my research on it
^ it's really not

Soda is cheaper than bottled water in a lot of areas. Tap water comes from many different sources and it's usually the really affluent neighborhoods who get a good source, not the poorer cities or towns. Buying GOOD water filters can also be expensive.

What I'm trying to say is, when people voted for Proposition V, they didn't think about who was REALLY going to be affected by it.
Mahogany
Those people should have voted against it then, easy. This is literally how democracy works
Foxtrot

Mahogany wrote:

Those people should have voted against it then, easy. This is literally how democracy works
But they didn't! And lower-class people usually don't go out to vote because most of them are already at work during voting hours. That's the problem. They didn't consider the actual consequences. Hell, there were more advertisements against this proposition than positive ones, and yet people still voted for it, and those advertisements explained in detail how the proposition would be bad for shop owners and lower-class people. That's what baffles me. Did they just vote without thinking twice about it?


I don't know about you, but I feel bad. Even though this is how democracy works, I still feel bad for those people.
johnmedina999

Foxtrot wrote:

those people
I know, it sucks.

Foxtrot
I don't get your post. Are you from California or... ?
johnmedina999
Yes.
Blitzfrog
Americans
Foxtrot

johnmedina999 wrote:

Yes.
Nice
Wiwi_
Mahogany

Foxtrot wrote:

I don't know about you, but I feel bad. Even though this is how democracy works, I still feel bad for those people.
It is entirely their fault. I do still feel bad for them, though, because their government should be taking way fucking better care of them. America is an embarrassment to the rest of the developed world.
Railey2

Mahogany wrote:

Foxtrot wrote:

I don't know about you, but I feel bad. Even though this is how democracy works, I still feel bad for those people.
It is entirely their fault. I do still feel bad for them, though, because their government should be taking way fucking better care of them. America is an embarrassment to the rest of the developed world.
are people who are poor always to blame for being poor?
Mahogany
Nope. More often than not it's the fault of the government.
Railey2

Mahogany wrote:

Nope. More often than not it's the fault of the government.
So are people of poor intelligence and poor reasoning skills always to be blamed for their lack of ability?
Faust
Why is Mahogany like this.
abraker

Railey2 wrote:

are people who are poor always to blame for being poor?
"Always" is a strong word here

Ofc not always, but the 99% of homeless I see in NYC are druggies who can't do anything better with their life. It will be nice if they were cared for, but knowing they want nothing but that smoke or whatever shit they are on makes it more pitiful.
Railey2

abraker wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

are people who are poor always to blame for being poor?
"Always" is a strong word here

Ofc not always, but the 99% of homeless I see in NYC are druggies who can't do anything better with their life. It will be nice if they were cared for, but knowing they want nothing but that smoke or whatever shit they are on makes it more pitiful.
Tell that to mahogany, he said first that it's entirely their fault.

My point was: Most people understand the very intuitive truth that it's harder to create a change when you have little work with. When you're given little, it's harder to make it more, this applies to money and education likewise. Blaming uneducated people 100% for making uneducated choices seems a but iffy to me, just like it's strange to blame poor people 100% for staying poor.

Also your view on homeless people seems a bit extreme, abraker. But thats for another time i guess
Hika
Well... I can honestly say some hardworking people end up just terribly poor. My mom is one of those examples. She's a Laotian refugee. Even when going to school, I couldn't really afford things like school supplies and things of the like but I was very happy that our community was able to help me. In high school, I did a few sports and when I realized I was good at them, I wanted to join the team but my mom couldn't afford it. I picked up a few jobs here and there to help her.

But I'm happy because she now takes care of my grandfather and gets paid for it so she's been better off.
Mahogany

Railey2 wrote:

So are people of poor intelligence and poor reasoning skills always to be blamed for their lack of ability?
Depends
Did they go to good schools and still come out dumb as shit? Then sure.
Did they have no good options for schools, and were forced to go to a terrible one that couldn't teach properly? Then it's not their fault.

Faust wrote:

Why is Mahogany like this.
Like what? Someone who disagrees with you?
Wiwi_
People with learning disabilities listen good.
abraker

Mahogany wrote:

Nope. More often than not it's the fault of the government.
I can't agree that it's often the government, though that depends where you look. For those who are able to still help themselves, with high enough will power one may overcome the bad position they are in. All depends whether they want to put the effort and/or are fine with how their life is going for them or not.

Hika wrote:

Well... I can honestly say some hardworking people end up just terribly poor. My mom is one of those examples. She's a Laotian refugee. Even when going to school, I couldn't really afford things like school supplies and things of the like but I was very happy that our community was able to help me. In high school, I did a few sports and when I realized I was good at them, I wanted to join the team but my mom couldn't afford it. I picked up a few jobs here and there to help her.

But I'm happy because she now takes care of my grandfather and gets paid for it so she's been better off.
My mom migrated to the US from where she was an economist. While she had a masters level education, it meant nothing here. So she had to start over, but she came with no money, so getting a degree was out of the question. There was a bit hardship the first 10 years, but now we have a house and doing pretty well. Can we do better? I think so, but that's effort she wants to leave to me and my sister.



Also there is an interesting case with someone I know who is studying to become an accountant. When I asked why not something higher up, he just said he's fine with just being an accountant. Idk if that view has changed, but it does bother me a bit when people don't think to aim higher up.
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

Idk if that view has changed, but it does bother me a bit when people don't think to aim higher up.
But higher up means more responsibility and less time for Deez nuts on your chin
Mahogany

abraker wrote:

I can't agree that it's often the government, though that depends where you look. For those who are able to still help themselves, with high enough will power one may overcome the bad position they are in. All depends whether they want to put the effort and/or are fine with how their life is going for them or not.
Oh, there are always exceptions, but someone shouldn't have to go above and beyond just to have a reasonable quality of life.
Also, how does someone put in effort to change their situation if they lack the necessary knowledge? Education is a requirement for an empowered populace: Those less fortunate are also the ones who incidentally have the least power to change their situation. This is why the use of social and education programmes to help these people are essential, and beneficial to everyone.
abraker

Mahogany wrote:

abraker wrote:

I can't agree that it's often the government, though that depends where you look. For those who are able to still help themselves, with high enough will power one may overcome the bad position they are in. All depends whether they want to put the effort and/or are fine with how their life is going for them or not.
Oh, there are always exceptions, but someone shouldn't have to go above and beyond just to have a reasonable quality of life.
Also, how does someone put in effort to change their situation if they lack the necessary knowledge? Education is a requirement for an empowered populace: Those less fortunate are also the ones who incidentally have the least power to change their situation. This is why the use of social and education programmes to help these people are essential, and beneficial to everyone.
You are are right, you can have a reasonable quality of life without aiming higher, but that depends on one's perspective.

Unless you are in an unfortunate dictatorship that is ready to execute you for knowing anything but it's culture, there is almost certainly a way to get the knowledge. Be it the library or the internet, though even in extreme cases, if there is a will then there is away. Why do I hear a story about some African child in a secluded village learning some shit and makes something with that knowledge to become a local hero while I have all the knowledge a foot away from me and instead I am stuck playing these stupid osu! minigames instead?

But those that are in those unfortunate dictatorship... yea there is no single will that can help :(
B1rd
Soft drinks are pretty much poison. But I've never been one to force people from making their own lifestyle choice. It wouldn't be the first time that liberals have made policy for "moral good" while creating disastrous consequences.

Now about the poor. That's an interesting topic. Going to some places on Reddit, you have all these left-wing people who think that there is some rich vs poor dichotomy, that the conservative parties who are full of rich people who want to profit at the poor people's expense. Basically socialist lite. Funny that the majority of these left wingers are college educated middle class, and they think any poor people are vote right are 'voting against their own interests', in the typical condescending attitude they have where they think only they know what is right for everyone.

People being poor is partly their own fault, partly the fault of their situation. One of the biggest factor keeping people poor is welfare. Simply put, if people get money for doing nothing, they are not incentivised to work lots and give up all their free time for only slightly better living standards. Most poor people do not work many hours [1] [2]. And like abraker says, lots of the poor are druggies, no good people where it's entirely their fault. If you actually go to low-income neighborhoods, you will see this. Lots of people have the opportunity, few people use that opportunity. In the end, the only thing that can get people out of poverty is the people themselves, with hard work and determination. And lots of welfare and social programs are counter-productive for this.

Of course one of the factors of poverty is the labour market, as a lot of people can't find full time work even though they want to. One of the solutions for this is deregulation of the working environment and reduction of the minimum wage, to get rid of the artificial barrier to finding work. Countries in the EU without minimum wage laws have about a 33% smaller unemployment rate than those that do [3].

[1] http://poverty.ucdavis.edu/faq/who-are- ... or-america
[2] http://poverty.ucdavis.edu/research-pap ... arch-needs
[3] https://www.cato.org/publications/comme ... -wage-laws
Mahogany

abraker wrote:

Unless you are in an unfortunate dictatorship that is ready to execute you for knowing anything but it's culture, there is almost certainly a way to get the knowledge. Be it the library or the internet, though even in extreme cases, if there is a will then there is away. Why do I hear a story about some African child in a secluded village learning some shit and makes something with that knowledge to become a local hero while I have all the knowledge a foot away from me and instead I am stuck playing these stupid osu! minigames instead?
There'll always be these amazing, inspiring exceptions, but simply speaking most people will never achieve something like this :(
Simply statistically speaking, most won't amount to anything like that without having an easy route to acquiring the education. It should not be so hard for these people in the first place.

B1rd wrote:

Soft drinks are pretty much poison. But I've never been one to force people from making their own lifestyle choice. It wouldn't be the first time that liberals' have made policy for 'moral good' while creating disastrous consequences.
You can still drink the soda, you stupid fuck

B1rd wrote:

Funny that the majority of these left wingers are college educated middle class, and they think any poor people are vote right are 'voting against their own interests', in the typical condescending attitude they have where they think only they know what is right for everyone.
Because they're educated you twat. Someone who's educated is naturally going to have more insight than someone who isn't educated. Are you seriously so insecure that you hate all people you perceive as smarter than you? In that case, I'm honored.

B1rd wrote:

People being poor is partly their own fault, partly the fault of their situation. One of the biggest factor keeping people poor is welfare.
Are you serious
Welfare, and not poor wages are the reason?
If somebody doesn't get paid well for work, what's the point in working? There, point completely reversed. Hence why it's necessary for regulations on minimum wage and such, which you endlessly protest against.
abraker

B1rd wrote:

One of the biggest factor keeping people poor is welfare
This is the only point in that paragraph that sticks out like a sore thumb. Don't mind the fact without it their life is put in danger, but you are implying that people should fend for themselves. You are implying somebody with no money will not be able to survive. That is so wrong. Even if the person is homeless, you don't want them dying on the streets. Moreover, you don't want them to be a carrier of some undiagnosed disease that may have implications for the rest of the population.
B1rd
Are you done beating up the strawman you created? I mean, I was only talking about the effect welfare has, it's a bit early to pull the 'dying on the streets' card.
Mahogany
See? Can't stand opposing viewpoints.
abraker

B1rd wrote:

Are you done beating up the strawman you created? I mean, I was only talking about the effect welfare has, it's a bit early to pull the 'dying on the streets' card.
You went towards a bit extreme part of the spectrum. Yea majority can't help themselves and there is little point in helping if they are not cooperating, but think a little about what an undiagnosed group of people can bring to the rest of the population. You have to understand the ones that cannot be helped to make sure everybody else can be helped before they go into a state they cannot be helped.
_handholding
honestly the world is too big to help everyone, sometimes it's actually better to just care about only yourself
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