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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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Faust

B1rd wrote:

No good, boobs are too big.
Personally, I like the current size.

1st is Astrea, an original design. 2nd is Reika from GANTZ.
Rwyta
so Blitz and I are down who will you choose?


i never have a figure before...
Blitzfrog
Well I got a name
Rwyta
But im closer to Singapore : ^)
B1rd
You have to fight for it.


Faust wrote:

Personally, I like the current size.
Wrong.

Faust
I'll wait for the rest of the regulars to come by and decide within 3 days.

Do take note you'll need to send over your addresses (1. for me to ship it to you, obviously & 2. being a piece of personal information) so regardless of my confidentiality, you might want to be fully confident about it.

B1rd wrote:

Wrong.
It is regrettable.
Rwyta
Its war then. Gentlemen, may the best horny boy win.
Faust
>Implying I pre-ordered them because I was horny.
Rwyta
lul
Zain Sugieres
Oh free stuff
Railey2

Allmynamestaken wrote:

lul
and there go your chances
Rwyta

Railey2 wrote:

Allmynamestaken wrote:

lul
and there go your chances
Nani the fuck did you just fucking say about watashi, you little baka? Watashi will have you wakaru I graduated top of my class in the doki doki akademy, and I’ve been involved in numerous pantsu raids on my imouto, and I have over 300 confirmed waifus. I am trained in hidden leaf jutsu and I’m the top soul reaper in the entire squad. You are nothing to me but just another target. watashi will wipe you the fuck out with chidoris the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, aho. As we speak I am contacting my watashino secret netto of otakus across the Anime realm and your chakara is being traced right now so you better junbi shimasu for the ame, maggot. The ame that wipes out the pathetic chiisai thing you call your jinsei. You’re fucking shinda, akachan.
Railey2
ame only means rain not storm you fucking casual get it right scrub
Rwyta

Railey2 wrote:

ame only means rain not storm you fucking casual get it right scrub
Nani the fuck did you just fucking say about watashi, you little baka? Watashi will have you wakaru I graduated top of my class in the doki doki akademy, and I’ve been involved in numerous pantsu raids on my imouto, and I have over 300 confirmed waifus. I am trained in hidden leaf jutsu and I’m the top soul reaper in the entire squad. You are nothing to me but just another target. watashi will wipe you the fuck out with chidoris the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, aho. As we speak I am contacting my watashino secret netto of otakus across the Anime realm and your chakara is being traced right now so you better junbi shimasu for the arashi, maggot. The arashi that wipes out the pathetic chiisai thing you call your jinsei. You’re fucking shinda, akachan.
Railey2
i actually don't know what any of that shit means, i just watched wolf children and one of the characters was called ame tbh
Faust
Wolf Children is fantastic.

Gotta get the BD soon.
B1rd
Youjo Senki is something good to read. Someone asked me about this before.

_handholding
Bird is your avatar a girl or a boy?
B1rd
Are you talking about her soul or her body?
Kappa FrankerZ
b1rd's posts give me a negative boner
Blitzfrog

Allmynamestaken wrote:

Watashi.
Are you a grill O.o???
abraker
Who wants to play mania with me?
abraker
Faust


hmm.
Razzy
this "whomst" meme is the worst
Hika

Raspberriel wrote:

this "whomst" meme is the worst
I literally love this meme tbh
Rwyta

Raspberriel wrote:

this "whomst" meme is the worst
I didn't even know this was a thing.
B1rd
who = lower-class plebian
whom = educated upper class
whom'st = patrician
johnmedina999
whom'st'd've = god
Hika
^ KEEP IT GOING
Razzy

johnmedina999 wrote:

whom'st'd've = god
or in B1rd's case, [insert member of Roman Pantheon of your choice here]

[next level after whom'st'd've] = Sol Invictus

okay i need to stop
johnmedina999
whom'st'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es = ALLMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, DESTROYER OF SOULS, HE WHOM'ST RULES ALL
Razzy

johnmedina999 wrote:

whom'st'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es = ALLMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, DESTROYER OF SOULS, HE WHOM'ST RULES ALL
mother of god
Hika

johnmedina999 wrote:

whom'st'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es = ALLMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, DESTROYER OF SOULS, HE WHOM'ST RULES ALL
GOODNESS YES
johnmedina999

Raspberriel wrote:

mother of god
Quite literally.
Rwyta
English got butt-raped this day
Razzy
also, that contraction looks like some Cthulhu R'lyeh bullshit

the slippery slope meme is great tho

where do y'all fall on this one, if applicable
Faust
I stop at the 2nd one. Quite low-key, I must say.
_handholding
Recently, someone on the internet told me that losing (the opposite of winning) is spelt as loosing. They then added an oh so witty line afterwards stating "you must have skipped english lessons :)"

@Rasperriel - misogyny, but really it's really logic and fairness other people just see it as hatred against women
Faust
Well, good for them.

Reminder that I am having a figurine giveaway. Anyone is applicable, provided they are comfortable with providing an address to ship over to.

Figures: Astrea (Original character) from Skytube & Reika Shotgun ver. (GANTZ) from Union Creative.
Rwyta

Faust wrote:

Reminder that I am having a figurine giveaway. Anyone is applicable, provided they are comfortable with providing an address to ship over to.

Figures: Astrea (Original character) from Skytube & Reika Shotgun ver. (GANTZ) from Union Creative.
You should write down who are joining, in case if you forgot someone

Raspberriel wrote:

where do y'all fall on this one, if applicable
Maybe tier 2
levesterz

Raspberriel wrote:

where do y'all fall on this one, if applicable
Maybe 2 or 3 ish
B1rd

Kisses wrote:

Recently, someone on the internet told me that losing (the opposite of winning) is spelt as loosing. They then added an oh so witty line afterwards stating "you must have skipped english lessons :)"

@Rasperriel - misogyny, but really it's really logic and fairness other people just see it as hatred against women
Loosing is only correct when you're talking about loosing a volley of arrows into the rumps of some arrogant Frenchmen.

Also, welcome to the club of deplorables.

This slippery slope of sexual deviancy makes me doubt this "I was born in the wrong body" thing, rather than people being influenced by cultural factors.
Blitzfrog
Whomst dares enter ye olde OT with ever so gentle nuts in thine chin
lol
blitzfrog every time u say something that makes me like you a little bit you ruin it
Aomi

Faust wrote:

Well, good for them.

Reminder that I am having a figurine giveaway. Anyone is applicable, provided they are comfortable with providing an address to ship over to.

Figures: Astrea (Original character) from Skytube & Reika Shotgun ver. (GANTZ) from Union Creative.
reika looks really nice, i want. (✧ω✧)
Bweh
Razzy
DeletedUser_7932812
Razzy
you nico nico need to stop
DeletedUser_7932812

Raspberriel wrote:

you nico nico need to stop
Never
_handholding

MY BoY
Railey2
that map should be ranked
_handholding
I don't think it would really matter as the only difference between loved and ranked is that you can farm pp from the latter. I'm pretty sure the people that can pass it and get a good combo on it would accumulate their pp elsewhere
Bweh
Dear WavePoint,

I deleted your topic.

Regards.
Mahogany
Now tell me who the fuck deleted my topic, I miss it already
Jordan

Mahogany wrote:

Now tell me who the fuck deleted my topic, I miss it already


It's over.
Kappa FrankerZ
toy is my boy
Bweh

Mahogany wrote:

Now tell me who the fuck deleted my topic, I miss it already
I don't have the permissions to find that for you.
Blitzfrog

Brian OA wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

Now tell me who the fuck deleted my topic, I miss it already
I don't have the permissions to find that for you.
Useless mod
abraker

Brian OA wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

Now tell me who the fuck deleted my topic, I miss it already
I don't have the permissions to find that for you.
It's between Stefan, and you really. Putting my bets on you though
Bweh
I totally did not
Mahogany
:(
Blitzfrog
Its weird to think that at the creation of this thread there were no deez nuts on your chin meme
Hika

Blitzfrog wrote:

Its weird to think that at the creation of this thread there were no deez nuts on your chin meme
that's actually not weird at all
Razzy


interesting concept
Foxtrot

Blitzfrog wrote:

Its weird to think that at the creation of this thread there were no deez nuts on your chin meme
Because 4 years ago, times were much better than now

and the previous ITT was even better, until dkun closed it
Kappa FrankerZ

Foxtrot wrote:

Blitzfrog wrote:

Its weird to think that at the creation of this thread there were no deez nuts on your chin meme
Because 4 years ago, times were much better than now

and the previous ITT was even better, until dkun closed it
i agree

and the one before that was even better still
B1rd
I think you should need a license to post ITT.
winber1
people needs licenses to post in general
johnmedina999

B1rd wrote:

I think you should need a license to post ITT.
I would like to apply for a posting license please.
Mahogany
I will be the ministry of posting licenses
Johnmedina999 you have earned your license, pls hug it for the rest of your life
WavePoint
k
B1rd

johnmedina999 wrote:

I would like to apply for a posting license please.
DENIED

You are eligible to reapply after every 100 posts. When you have fulfilled the requirements, please present three (3) examples of quality posts and your case will be reviewed again.
Rwyta
Fuck licenses

What you gonna do about it?
B1rd
Australians are peppy's chosen people. We all have mod powers across the board.
Faust
And its the last 24 hours for the lucky draw for those interested in the 2 figurines. Interested parties send me a pm.
Mahogany
I approved him first you can't override me :)
Blitzfrog

B1rd wrote:

Australians are peppy's chosen people. We all have mod powers across the board.
And we bet you in Rugby therefore we're superior mods
B1rd
Stupid goy, you were never mods in the first place. You exist only as human cattle, to serve and be ruled by AUS.
abraker
B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
Blitzfrog

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
No son, you're abraker
Razzy

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
shitposting is an innate quality
B1rd
More like intellectual shitposting.
Mahogany
"intellectual"
r/iamverysmart
N0thingSpecial
Intellectual shitposting sounds like those artist who mold a big pile of shit with their own shit and calling it society is shit
Rwyta

abraker wrote:

B1rd has turned over to nonintellectual shitposting. Am I high or something?
he just caught a bad case of the Blitzfrog
B1rd
"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."

We're already in the late stages already, where most of the good posters have left and the remainder largely have no comprehension of subtlety, who think that low-effort shitposting is funny just because of the irony.
N0thingSpecial
it takes one to know one
Razzy

B1rd wrote:

"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
I'm so tempted to make a comparison here (/r/the_donald)

also, "intellectual shitposting" could probably describe a ton of modern art works
B1rd
Not sure if you realise, but when I said 'intellectual shitposting' I was being facetious.

I mean, it's pretty much a oxymoron.
Razzy

B1rd wrote:

Not sure if you realise, but when I said 'intellectual shitposting' I was being facetious.

I mean, it's pretty much a oxymoron.
which is why it describes a ton of modern art works perfectly
B1rd
That's a good point.
Endaris

B1rd wrote:

Stupid goy, you were never mods in the first place. You exist only as human cattle, to serve and be ruled by AUS.

Imposter detected!
Razzy
Imp-AUS-ter?
Endaris
precisely
an impish oyster

or "i'm poi star" ?
Sentencings

Ear Rape warning ahead.
winber1
where did our generation go wrong
Mahogany
people like b1rd mainly
N0thingSpecial

Mahogany wrote:

people like b1rd mainly
The most natural response just like how any other person from the same generation would say
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