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Offdensen
Punished because im a bad kid
Cursing and such
No social media,and no internet on my computer until my parents get a keylogger
Yall
This is horrid punishment
Help
clover
well life's shit buddy

get used to it
Jellyblob
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abraker

FelicianoGasai wrote:

Punished because im a bad kid
Cursing and such
No social media,and no internet on my computer until my parents get a keylogger
Yall
This is horrid punishment
Help
How did you post this then?
Tornado
You are a wizard Harry
Runiel
Alright, i'm a pretty experienced with keylogger, so here's how to get rid of it without your parents knowing ;)

1. You need at least 1 Gb harddisk space to do this
2. Open command prompt
3. Light your parents on fire
4. Watch them suffer as you chant "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA" repeatedly
5. Once their dead, bring them to your blood altar
6. Summon Baphomet
7. Sacrifice your parents
8. And you're done :D

Yo, hope this helps
abraker

RunielVermell wrote:

1. You need at least 1 Gb harddisk space to do this
2. Open command prompt
3. Light your parents on fire
4. Watch them suffer as you chant "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA" repeatedly
5. Once their dead, bring them to your blood altar
6. Summon Baphomet
7. Sacrifice your parents
8. And you're done :D
I am stuck on this step pls halp

Runiel

abraker wrote:

RunielVermell wrote:

1. You need at least 1 Gb harddisk space to do this
2. Open command prompt
3. Light your parents on fire
4. Watch them suffer as you chant "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA" repeatedly
5. Once their dead, bring them to your blood altar
6. Summon Baphomet
7. Sacrifice your parents
8. And you're done :D
I am stuck on this step pls halp

Have your burned your parents and put them on the altar yet? that's pretty crucial for the method to work :?
abraker

RunielVermell wrote:

Have your burned your parents and put them on the altar yet? that's pretty crucial for the method to work :?
Yes I have. They screamed "abraker why, why are you doing this to us? What have we done to deserve this???", and I just chanted "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA". Once the pathetic screams stopped, I put out the fire and dragged them to my blood alter. That's when I tried to summon Baphomet, but the command prompt of the sacred ritual said forth, "'Summon' is not recognizable as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

RunielVermell wrote:

Have your burned your parents and put them on the altar yet? that's pretty crucial for the method to work :?
Yes I have. They screamed "abraker why, why are you doing this to us? What have we done to deserve this???", and I just chanted "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA". Once the pathetic screams stopped, I put out the fire and dragged them to my blood alter. That's when I tried to summon Baphomet, but the command prompt of the sacred ritual said forth, "'Summon' is not recognizable as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
my sides have just exited not only the universe, but the universe's universe
Runiel

abraker wrote:

RunielVermell wrote:

Have your burned your parents and put them on the altar yet? that's pretty crucial for the method to work :?
Yes I have. They screamed "abraker why, why are you doing this to us? What have we done to deserve this???", and I just chanted "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA". Once the pathetic screams stopped, I put out the fire and dragged them to my blood alter. That's when I tried to summon Baphomet, but the command prompt of the sacred ritual said forth, "'Summon' is not recognizable as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
Ahhh, here's what you need to fix, before dragging the dead bodies to the altar, make sure it is still burning (i recommend using gasoline to keep the body burning)
Also, to keep in mind, you need to chant the words with the thought of Baphomet reclaiming this world once he is freed from his eternal slumber
And use Summon with an 's' as of 'summons', i forgot to say that, sorry :?
abraker

RunielVermell wrote:

abraker wrote:

Yes I have. They screamed "abraker why, why are you doing this to us? What have we done to deserve this???", and I just chanted "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA". Once the pathetic screams stopped, I put out the fire and dragged them to my blood alter. That's when I tried to summon Baphomet, but the command prompt of the sacred ritual said forth, "'Summon' is not recognizable as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
Ahhh, here's what you need to fix, before dragging the dead bodies to the altar, make sure it is still burning (i recommend using gasoline to keep the body burning)
Also, to keep in mind, you need to chant the words with the thought of Baphomet reclaiming this world once he is freed from his eternal slumber
And use Summon with an 's' as of 'summons', i forgot to say that, sorry :?
When dragging my parents, is important I get the 3rd degree burns or can I keep my hands unscathed for the sacrificial arm cutting I need to do later this week? Also 9 hour dead bodies won't affect the ritual in any way, right?
Runiel

abraker wrote:

When dragging my parents, is important I get the 3rd degree burns or can I keep my hands unscathed for the sacrificial arm cutting I need to do later this week? Also 9 hour dead bodies won't affect the ritual in any way, right?
It's okay for you to get 3rd degree burns (heck, that's even better, lord Baphomet will approve of you more if he sees that you put in effort into his summoning), As for your hands, you don't really need to care for them as they are going to be replaced by "Baphomet's Bishop hand" as the reward of summoning him.
The 9 hour dead bodies are still okay to use from my experience, as long as you don't spray them with holy water, their souls are still trapped in there and ready to be sacrificed to lord Baphomet :D .
abraker
Sorry for not writing back. The ritual worked great, though I did something wrong to anger Lord Baphomet and got dragged to hell for some time. It's a very fierce place. Anyway, some poor soul named FelicianoGasai got dragged to hell just like me and I used that opportunity to escape through the rift opening.

Thanks for everything. The keylogger on my comp is gone.
Runiel
Glad to help dude! :)
Topic Starter
Offdensen

abraker wrote:

FelicianoGasai wrote:

Punished because im a bad kid
Cursing and such
No social media,and no internet on my computer until my parents get a keylogger
Yall
This is horrid punishment
Help
How did you post this then?
iphone
Topic Starter
Offdensen

RunielVermell wrote:

Alright, i'm a pretty experienced with keylogger, so here's how to get rid of it without your parents knowing ;)

1. You need at least 1 Gb harddisk space to do this
2. Open command prompt
3. Light your parents on fire
4. Watch them suffer as you chant "EL MAMKHTU HIGKTAMA" repeatedly
5. Once their dead, bring them to your blood altar
6. Summon Baphomet
7. Sacrifice your parents
8. And you're done :D

Yo, hope this helps
I love my parents tho
Topic Starter
Offdensen

Jellyblob56 wrote:

I was wondering where you'd gone.
Pretty rough.
Preeetty much.
I'm just not going to curse anymore.
My parents will probably find this.
lol
when you make a new post for each reply to a comment
Topic Starter
Offdensen

lol wrote:

when you make a new post for each reply to a comment
Because I want to tALK TO PEOPLE
im lonely honestly
Jellyblob
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Topic Starter
Offdensen

Jellyblob56 wrote:

FelicianoGasai wrote:

Because I want to tALK TO PEOPLE
im lonely honestly
i feel you
yeah
im also sick :')
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