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autoteleology
If you are single it is because you are boring or between relationships

go be the person you would want to date
Mahogany

Philosofikal wrote:

go be the person you would want to date
What if I don't want to date anyone

What if the very idea of a relationship is way too much work for me because no matter how perfect the other person is, they could have nothing I would want?

What then
_handholding

Philosofikal wrote:

If you are single it is because you are boring or between relationships

go be the person you would want to date
That doesnt really work out all the time; why? cos life

e.g. some men prefer women with more submissive personalities (im not talking sexually) but that doesnt mean acting the same way would get him the partner he desires.
Vuelo Eluko

Mahogany wrote:

What if I don't want to date anyone
that's quite reasonable. desire to date or be in a relationship is not a universal human desire by any means. just don't go off and claim you're asexual because that's as basic as the urge to eat or sleep and is just not possible. Just have fuck-buddies, don't fall into the moral social construct of monogamy, it's unnatural and we along with 99.999% of all life on this planet aren't wired for it.
autoteleology

Kisses wrote:

Philosofikal wrote:

If you are single it is because you are boring or between relationships

go be the person you would want to date
That doesnt really work out all the time; why? cos life

e.g. some men prefer women with more submissive personalities (im not talking sexually) but that doesnt mean acting the same way would get him the partner he desires.
This isn't what I meant at all. My point is to go be the kind of person that someone would want to spend a lot of their time with. Go be part of something bigger than yourself and create an ecosystem of thoughtful ideas in your brain. Then you'll be an interesting person that people will want to be around, and you'll have surrounded yourself with like minded people in the process. Dating can be beyond easy if you want it to be, and can meet basic minimum qualifications. It's like making a friend, except in the end you also get to fuck them.
_handholding
That's a lot different than just "go be the person you would want to date"
autoteleology

Kisses wrote:

That's a lot different than just "go be the person you would want to date"
No it's not. It's just a simpler version than the paragraph I just typed. You just took it completely literally.

A better phrased version would be "go be a person who is dateable".
_handholding
"go be a person who is dateable" and "go be the person you would want to date" are different just like you said. Besides do you really expect someone to no interpret that literally?

you could have just said, "i fked up, i meant to say blah blah blah.."
autoteleology
But I didn't fuck up. I just didn't realize that someone would take it to mean literally everything about you has to be like the person you find desirable. I had more general ideas in my mind when I wrote that.

Since you seem to want it, here's a big fucking banner detailing exactly where I went wrong:

I WASN'T SPECIFIC ENOUGH

Also this is totally derailing the thread at this point so I'm done talking about it
_handholding
I found the cure for autism

FuZ
he's just replacing railey2

a bad version of railey though. need more text lines and scientific analysis
DeletedUser_6709840
I'm single now apparently because people can't take life advice when they asked for it
autoteleology

Kisses wrote:

I found the cure for autism

Looking at your play count versus your rank makes the sting go away quite a bit, frankly. How can I expect you to comprehend words when you can't even comprehend circles? You have the worst level of play time to skill level of anyone I've ever seen, and I thought I was bad in that regard.
DeletedUser_6709840

Philosofikal wrote:

Kisses wrote:

I found the cure for autism

Looking at your play count versus your rank makes the sting go away quite a bit, frankly. How can I expect you to comprehend words when you can't even comprehend circles? You have the worst level of play time to skill level of anyone I've ever seen, and I thought I was bad in that regard.
Wow, how rude on both sides.
Yuudachi-kun
At 20,000 playcount I had 4800pp. You're shit too Philosophical.
autoteleology

Khelly wrote:

At 20,000 playcount I had 4800pp. You're shit too Philosophical.
1. I never said I was good. I'm pretty mediocre.
2. Remind me how many times you complained about being shitty with mouse? I could probably be way better at this game if I switched to tablet, but I play this game to improve my dexterity.
Yuudachi-kun
Looking at your play count versus your rank makes the sting go away quite a bit, frankly. How can I expect you to comprehend words when you can't even comprehend circles? You have the worst level of play time to skill level of anyone I've ever seen, and I thought I was bad in that regard.
DeletedUser_6709840

Philosofikal wrote:

Khelly wrote:

At 20,000 playcount I had 4800pp. You're shit too Philosophical.
1. I never said I was good. I'm pretty mediocre.
2. Remind me how many times you complained about being shitty with mouse? I could probably be way better at this game if I switched to tablet, but I play this game to improve my dexterity.
Playing with a tablet doesn't suddenly make you good.
Yuudachi-kun
Playing with a tablet made me go from 800pp playing hards and shit to 2000 in a week with a 4.8* and 5.4* fc.

Pretty good imo.
DeletedUser_6709840
It's a matter of practice
Vuelo Eluko
and downloading the right cheats
Yuudachi-kun

RoseusJaeger wrote:

It's a matter of practice
So are you going to deny that it's not instant? Because it was pretty instant.
DeletedUser_6709840
It may have been instant for you, but that's not the case for probably 9/10 players
Yuudachi-kun

RoseusJaeger wrote:

It may have been instant for you, but that's not the case for probably 9/10 players
So will you change your phrase to "Playing with a tablet will most likely not suddenly make you good" rather than an absolute "doesn't"?
Vuelo Eluko
9/10 players also aren't getting cozy with known cheaters in the top 100 so they can maintain access to undetectable cheats
Yuudachi-kun
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
DeletedUser_6709840

Khelly wrote:

RoseusJaeger wrote:

It may have been instant for you, but that's not the case for probably 9/10 players
So will you change your phrase to "Playing with a tablet will most likely not suddenly make you good" rather than an absolute "doesn't"?
I'm sticking with doesn't because I'm not going to perpetuate a stupid notion within the community that a tablet will instantly make you better
Vuelo Eluko

Khelly wrote:

that was long before you started blatantly cheating
or maybe it was exactly when you started
don't know, i've learned to stop trusting people ever since thinking goose was legit
Yuudachi-kun
I don't think it's a stupid notion at all; I think mouse players who are far into using their mouse simply don't want to accept it.
Yuudachi-kun

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Khelly wrote:

that was long before you started blatantly cheating
or maybe it was exactly when you started
don't know, i've learned to stop trusting people ever since thinking goose was legit
I love how you're so insecure about your own skills and how you bitched about the fact that you constantly can't and haven't improved in a long time that you still believe this.
DeletedUser_6709840

Khelly wrote:

I don't think it's a stupid notion at all; I think mouse players who are far into using their mouse simply don't want to accept it.
Bottomline, it's what makes playing the most comfortable that matters
Vuelo Eluko
martell did the same kind of 'improvement' rate and got banned because his hacks were obvious

dont try to make this about me, ive moved on to better things than this game, life things, you wouldn't understand
Yuudachi-kun

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

dont try to make this about me, ive moved on to better things than this game, life things, you wouldn't understand
Talk to me more about gpus.

It's entirely about you though because you won't let it go.
Vuelo Eluko

Khelly wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

dont try to make this about me, ive moved on to better things than this game, life things, you wouldn't understand
Talk to me more about gpus.

It's entirely about you though because you won't let it go.
you're the one who brought up how 'good' you got with tablet and i think it would be unhealthy for him to get self expectations set by a cheater

anyway, did you know gpu's are going to replace cpu's soon, it's just taking a really long time both because nvidia is the only company trying to make it happen but unlike amd they don't have any rights to the x86-64 instruction set that is still being used purely for cpu's that have the dated and inefficient design of having very few but individually powerful cores, and also because even if the instruction sets were adapted noone wants to bother writing their programs to utilize hundreds or thousands of the much smaller cores on a gpu despite that it would be dozens if not hundreds of times faster.

an $11,000 E7-8890 v3 CPU tops out at ~400 gflops of throughput, meanwhile a $600 980 ti gets close to 6000. What a joke, in under a decade ye olde cpu standard is going to fall so far behind gpu's in terms of silicon that the transition will be inevitable. CPU's will go the way of ethernet/sound/dedicated physx cards
autoteleology

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

you're the one who brought up how 'good' you got with tablet and i think it would be unhealthy for him to get self expectations set by a cheater

anyway, did you know gpu's are going to replace cpu's soon, it's just taking a really long time both because nvidia is the only company trying to make it happen but unlike amd they don't have any rights to the x86-64 instruction set that is still being used purely for cpu's that have the dated and inefficient design of having very few but individually powerful cores, and also because even if the instruction sets were adapted noone wants to bother writing their programs to utilize hundreds or thousands of the much smaller cores on a gpu despite that it would be dozens if not hundreds of times faster.

an $11,000 E7-8890 v3 CPU tops out at ~400 gflops of throughput, meanwhile a $600 980 ti gets close to 6000. What a joke, in under a decade ye olde cpu standard is going to fall so far behind gpu's in terms of silicon that the transition will be inevitable. CPU's will go the way of ethernet/sound/dedicated physx cards
WTF? CPUs and GPUs are designed for entirely different purposes. I feel like you don't really know what you are talking about here. This is like comparing Bitcoin ASICs to desktop CPUs for hashing power and saying that the ASIC is going to replace the CPU for computational tasks. They are good at different things.

Anyways I think something we can all agree on is that Khelly is probably one of the least deserving persons on the forum to be naturally good at this game. I would almost prefer for Roshan the shitposter, or fucking ZenithPhantasm, to take their place.

I'm not going to let my expectations be set by anyone else because I'm not going to let my chapter five be compared to someone else's chapter thirty. I'm also not particularly bummed about not being really good at this game because I am naturally good at almost any other task I put my mind to, so it's not like I need to assign my self worth to this. I also still think I can get really good at this if I spend enough time on it, I'm just not a natural.
Zain Sugieres
If you've come here in the first place you don't deserve to be naturally good at this game.
Vuelo Eluko

Philosofikal wrote:

WTF? CPUs and GPUs are designed for entirely different purposes. I feel like you don't really know what you are talking about here. This is like comparing Bitcoin ASICs to desktop CPUs for hashing power and saying that the ASIC is going to replace the CPU for computational tasks. They are good at different things.
why do you think that is? a transistor is a transistor. the instructions for the things you are mentioning (computational tasks) are in favour of cpu's, and that's what people write for.

it really just comes down to instruction set and architecture. do you think it would be much of a stretch to optimize GCN or CUDA for x86-64 specifics while keeping most of the throughput if anyone really wanted to give it a go?
Yuudachi-kun
Ah, I see that personality is a qualifier for deserving.

No one is naturally good at osu. There are just people who play less retardedly and people who play more. :^)

See: I'M 1000PP BUT I AM GOOD AT 6 STAR MAPS in gnr or I'VE BEEN PLAYING OSU FOR 2 YEARS STILL ON HARDS >> Only has 2,000 plays.
autoteleology

Khelly wrote:

Ah, I see that personality is a qualifier for deserving.

No one is naturally good at osu. There are just people who play less retardedly and people who play more. :^)
It's not about your personality at all. I have no idea who you are. It's about the fact that you seem like an incredibly anti-intellectual person, so I have no idea where this mentality of skill at this game comes from.
_handholding

Philosofikal wrote:

It's not about your personality at all. I have no idea who you are. It's about the fact that you seem like an incredibly anti-intellectual person, so I have no idea where this mentality of skill at this game comes from.
this guy xD
roshan117

Philosofikal wrote:

Kisses wrote:

I found the cure for autism

Looking at your play count versus your rank makes the sting go away quite a bit, frankly. How can I expect you to comprehend words when you can't even comprehend circles? You have the worst level of play time to skill level of anyone I've ever seen, and I thought I was bad in that regard.
BOTH OF YOU GUYS NEED TO GROW UP

look at least I dont berate other users, what your doing is just plain mean
Yuudachi-kun
Meanness is human nature.
autoteleology
Being mean is one of the only ways I enjoy interacting with the majority of people on this forum. Almost nobody posts anything worth taking seriously.

The other part is hearing about how great the skin I make is.

Also why should I listen to a 14 year old about anything?
Yuudachi-kun
Are you me
autoteleology

Khelly wrote:

Are you me
That's probably why we are so good at treating each other like garbage. It's practically a competition at this point. Like a black hole of perpetual disappointment.
roshan117

Khelly wrote:

Meanness is human nature.
ehh guess thats true
autoteleology

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

why do you think that is? a transistor is a transistor. the instructions for the things you are mentioning (computational tasks) are in favour of cpu's, and that's what people write for.
Let me know when you're running Windows on a bitcoin miner
Vuelo Eluko

Philosofikal wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

why do you think that is? a transistor is a transistor. the instructions for the things you are mentioning (computational tasks) are in favour of cpu's, and that's what people write for.
Let me know when you're running Windows on a bitcoin miner
I can't, ASIC isn't capable of that and you know it, but imagine taking all those thousands of tiny weak logical cores and having them execute the same SSE, MMX, etc instructions that drive current mainstream CPU's. You know it's possible. In the same way supercomputers utilize distributed computing to split a workload across hundreds of cpu's, you could split a workload across hundreds of smaller low voltage cores and get a massively higher throughput. There are limitations if you were to attempt to implement this on current architectures of course, namely the fact that a single register is responsible for 16 or more cores, and schedulers would need to be completely revised on the silicon level to accommodate a much larger instruction cache, but it can be done. The performance gain would be huge over just having 4 - 8 higher voltage cores, you end up getting things done much slower like that, regardless of how much higher the IPC per core is in comparison.

This is far from a reality, but can't you see that there's a much brighter future here in terms of performance than the incremental upgrades to this dated cpu design we have now over the past decade or so? Things have slowed to a crawl for the past 6-7 years for cpu's because of the unwillingness to make that leap both on the side of the silicon engineers who don't want to completely make every chip that preceded this potential product in purpose being completely useless in comparison to the new silicon, and because programmers are still writing just about everything to run on 1 or 2 threads, everything from word processors to web browsers, and you cant just magic that away with some sort of clunky low-level API implementation, everyone has to be on board from the get go, so it's not going to happen in the consumer market until we reach some great tipping point.

RISC just keeps charging forward, if intel/amd don't adapt at some point in the next 20 years, it will no longer be worth it to have a PC, because you'll barely be getting more horsepower out of something plugged into a wall. The gap is already closing fast in terms of performance between RISC and x86-64, and as more people decide to write code for these ARM chips it's going to become more of a problem.

Call me a dreamer, an airhead, whatever, but I firmly believe everyone working in the field should keep looking forward, not letting things stagnate to maintain some sort of bottom line profit margin, oh no we can't just suddenly have silicon that's dozens of times better than the thing that came right before it, everyone will feel betrayed in their purchase, and we won't be able to profit from old yields at all anymore! :cry: and think of the programmers! :cry: :cry: :cry: well it's a bitter pill to swallow but the end result will be worth it if and when it does happen.
Zain Sugieres
holy shif what a wall of text
Aomi
Vuelo Eluko

Aomi wrote:

i get you're new here so i'll lay it down for you

off-top·ic
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adjective: off-topic; adjective: offtopic

(especially of posts on an Internet message board) not relevant to the subject in question.
Aomi
it was fine until page 17
Vuelo Eluko
tragic if true
GladiOol
i think xxjesus1412fanx should get a month long silence again to restore the balance in ot
Vuelo Eluko
edit: nvm that was too much
FuZ
why does this thread suddenly transformed into hardware discussion
GladiOol

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

edit: nvm that was too much
aw now u just made me curious
Aomi

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

edit: nvm that was too much
is geek a bad word
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
ElysianFox
s
DeletedUser_7520443

kiritoduel wrote:

I'm single mostly because of trust issues and while I'm an absolute retard when it comes to human relationships in general (I'm an extremely systematic person, I can't deal with emotionally precarious situations like a non-dumbass) I'm 101% sure that I'm just not a very attractive person in general. I could go on about that for several million centuries but I'll put them in a short-ish list.

- I play a weaboo game about clicking circles to japanese music
- Extreme introvert
- Awful social anxiety
- Long shoulder length hair, partially dyed blue
- Cynical and arrogant at times
- B O R I N G
hey this sounds just like me :D
:c
Zain Sugieres
Because I love only Stefan
Vuelo Eluko
if stefan propositioned me for sex i would reluctantly accept every inch
Zain Sugieres

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

if stefan propositioned me for sex i would reluctantly accept every inch
Aomi

Zain Sugieres wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

if stefan propositioned me for sex i would reluctantly accept every inch
Rurree

Aomi wrote:

if stefan propositioned me for sex i would reluctantly accept every inch
?????
Aurani
Aomi having some wet dreams here eh.
DeletedUser_7520443
but i thought aomi is grill
Aomi

Aurani wrote:

Aomi having some wet dreams here eh.
(:

QuillGill wrote:

but i thought aomi is grill
yes
Yuudachi-kun
I am a girl
DeletedUser_7520443
my life has been forever changed
FuZ

Khelly wrote:

I am a girl
yes
chaee

Khelly wrote:

I am a girl
?????
what????
Aomi
im not falling for that
Yuudachi-kun

chaee wrote:

Khelly wrote:

I am a girl
?????
what????
DIdn't you know?
chaee
i dont know of any girls that are actually decent at standard so you can imagine my surprise

dude wtf
_handholding
Nice signature
Aomi

chaee wrote:

i dont know of any girls that are actually decent at standard so you can imagine my surprise

dude wtf
excuse you

nvm i suck
Aurani
No one here is a girl. You're all men with nonexistent penises. :V
Yuudachi-kun

chaee wrote:

i dont know of any girls that are actually decent at standard so you can imagine my surprise

dude wtf

Thanks mate
lol

Khelly wrote:

chaee wrote:

i dont know of any girls that are actually decent at standard so you can imagine my surprise

dude wtf

Thanks mate
I TOLD HER YOU WAS A GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS JUST A MEME JOSH

suck it chaee
Aomi

lol wrote:

I TOLD HER YOU WAS A GIRL AND SHE WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS JUST A MEME JOSH

suck it chaee
its just a meme josh
nhule12345
if i have a gf , i'll have trouble with my big sis :/
Fourth
Because I don't want to be burden
Akemi-kun
my money is on games
Hibiya-chan
Coz I'm alr married to a 2d Character.
Topic Starter
balldoowell
I just now read the posts at page like 16-18 wtf is actually wrong with y'all.

Now I can see clearly why you guys are single jesus
Railey2

balldoowell wrote:

I just now read the posts at page like 16-18 wtf is actually wrong with y'all.

Now I can see clearly why you guys are single jesus
I can't really take that seriously when it comes from someone who uses a bigger font to differentiate himself and get more attention.
Rurree

_StormEx_ wrote:

Coz I'm alr married to a 2d Character.
rip bro, you will be missed.
Hibiya-chan

Rurree wrote:

_StormEx_ wrote:

Coz I'm alr married to a 2d Character.
rip bro, you will be missed.
*Finally rests in peace*
lol

balldoowell wrote:

I just now read the posts at page like 16-18 wtf is actually wrong with y'all.

Now I can see clearly why you guys are single jesus


15 years old - :)))))))))))))
.4038 pp ratio - fucking hell man good job jesus fucking christ how does she do it
dating sims - LE ME PLAYING DATING SIMS AND BECOMING MASTER OF MAKING DATES XDDDDDDDDD
lifting - lift yourself up a tall building and then jump off

LE ME HAVING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX THINKING I AM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE ON THI9S THREAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDD""""!!! XDxddddd
Aomi

lol wrote:

balldoowell wrote:

I just now read the posts at page like 16-18 wtf is actually wrong with y'all.

Now I can see clearly why you guys are single jesus


15 years old - :)))))))))))))
.4038 pp ratio - fucking hell man good job jesus fucking christ how does she do it
dating sims - LE ME PLAYING DATING SIMS AND BECOMING MASTER OF MAKING DATES XDDDDDDDDD
lifting - lift yourself up a tall building and then jump off

LE ME HAVING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX THINKING I AM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE ON THI9S THREAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDD""""!!! XDxddddd
Are you okay?
Vuelo Eluko
elysion is a guy pretending to be a girl and ivaltek is a tranny

those are about as close as you'll come to finding a truly great female osu! player
Jordan

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

elysion is a guy pretending to be a girl and ivaltek is a tranny

those are about as close as you'll come to finding a truly great female osu! player
Damn I didn't know about the ivaltek thing.
Yuudachi-kun
I'm a tranny
Topic Starter
balldoowell

lol wrote:

balldoowell wrote:

I just now read the posts at page like 16-18 wtf is actually wrong with y'all.

Now I can see clearly why you guys are single jesus


15 years old - :)))))))))))))
.4038 pp ratio - fucking hell man good job jesus fucking christ how does she do it
dating sims - LE ME PLAYING DATING SIMS AND BECOMING MASTER OF MAKING DATES XDDDDDDDDD
lifting - lift yourself up a tall building and then jump off

LE ME HAVING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX THINKING I AM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE ON THI9S THREAD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDXDXDDDDDD""""!!! XDxddddd
Dude chill
archetype-
well should i be a double then
Frolski
Bcuz no girl would date osu! player.
SpeedTheWeeb
1: I'm too shy around girls
2: I'm a gamer
3: I'm an asian
4: I used to be a brony (There went my reputation)
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