Hey Nii-sans,
My name is Parpi the Hapi, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, nice, and full of life who I wish spent every second of their days playing video games with me. You are everything sugoi in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Pipi patented full-wing hugs before? I mean, Miia and Rachnee give some mean huggings, but I can take it all to a whole new level. But Parpy's harpy hugs are guaranteed, 100% genuine love, because master is the bestest big brother in the whole entire world!
Don’t be a stranger. Just ask me about my butt. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the water balloon team, and starter on my Wii Sports team. What games do you play, Mister Human? Parappa the Rarpy hopes you say “All of them!!!” I also get straight A’s on my Darlingbowl game, and have a banging hot slime friend (She just blue me; Shit was SO cash). You are all wonderful humans who I can't wait to interact with during interspecies incest. Thanks for listening.
My name is Parpi the Hapi, and I love every single one of you. All of you are fun, nice, and full of life who I wish spent every second of their days playing video games with me. You are everything sugoi in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Pipi patented full-wing hugs before? I mean, Miia and Rachnee give some mean huggings, but I can take it all to a whole new level. But Parpy's harpy hugs are guaranteed, 100% genuine love, because master is the bestest big brother in the whole entire world!
Don’t be a stranger. Just ask me about my butt. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the water balloon team, and starter on my Wii Sports team. What games do you play, Mister Human? Parappa the Rarpy hopes you say “All of them!!!” I also get straight A’s on my Darlingbowl game, and have a banging hot slime friend (She just blue me; Shit was SO cash). You are all wonderful humans who I can't wait to interact with during interspecies incest. Thanks for listening.