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Hika
Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

In what way? They're both entirely different games doing entirely different things.
I liked the openness and less objective focused nature of blood money rather than absolution. I don't get what you mean when you say entirely different game, though. For some reason absolution felt like I was being more forced to do certain things and locking me out of the rest of the level after a certain point I didn't care for.
IppE

Hika wrote:

Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Hissssss
Trash Boat

UnderminE wrote:



Hika

IppE wrote:

Hika wrote:

Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Hissssss
you've always been invited too ugli
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

In what way? They're both entirely different games doing entirely different things.
I liked the openness and less objective focused nature of blood money rather than absolution. I don't get what you mean when you say entirely different game, though. For some reason absolution felt like I was being more forced to do certain things and locking me out of the rest of the level after a certain point I didn't care for.
I just feel that too many people bash Absolution as a game for being less a hitman game -blend in and hide in plain sight- and more a pure stealth game -stay out of sight completely-. You wouldn't play Absolution in the same way you'd play Blood Money at all, is what I'm saying, and I just dislike the fact that many people don't give absolution a chance just because of that.

Also any game that gives you a warning before you get detected is instantly better than any game where you get detected immediately IMO
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

I just feel that too many people bash Absolution as a game for being less a hitman game -blend in and hide in plain sight- and more a pure stealth game -stay out of sight completely-. You wouldn't play Absolution in the same way you'd play Blood Money at all, is what I'm saying, and I just dislike the fact that many people don't give absolution a chance just because of that.

Also any game that gives you a warning before you get detected is instantly better than any game where you get detected immediately IMO
Blood money does give you a warning before you get detected, but it's more evident in Hitman 2 which is about the same style. In hitman 2 you can't stand next to any enemies in your disguise for too long or your bar will flash to yellow then red. I like it better in Blood Money; as long as nothing suspicious has been detected you can stand around everyone for as long as you want - it's only until the guards go on alert that you can't stand around for too long and you're still notified in the bar on the lower left.

I played through the entirety of Absolution, and while it was an OK game, it's not what I exactly wanted in a Hitman game. I replayed Blood Money, and especially my favourite levels, many times over. I only played Absolution once over and dicked around the other few times I've ever picked it back up.
Mahogany
Not in my experience. If I'm sneaking around a restricted area in a suit, I get no opportunities to duck out of an enemy's LOS before he detects me: It's instant. Unless I've been doing something horribly wrong, but enemies have always immediately opened fire at me the second they looked at my direction.

Unlike absolution where detection is gradual and I get a directional warning and an audio cue.
Antlia-
could someone buy me supporter
Aurani

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter

Mahogany wrote:

Not in my experience. If I'm sneaking around a restricted area in a suit, I get no opportunities to duck out of an enemy's LOS before he detects me: It's instant. Unless I've been doing something horribly wrong, but enemies have always immediately opened fire at me the second they looked at my direction.

Unlike absolution where detection is gradual and I get a directional warning and an audio cue.
This has never happened when I played blood money unless the outfit isn't fit for the place or professional difficulty is somehow different.
Mahogany
It happened on all difficulties for me. If a guard looked in my general direction when I was trespassing, I'd immediately get spotted and he'd either tell me to fuck off or just start shooting

Which I don't like

Same reason why the MGS games are poor stealth games
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

It happened on all difficulties for me. If a guard looked in my general direction when I was trespassing, I'd immediately get spotted and he'd either tell me to fuck off or just start shooting

Which I don't like

Same reason why the MGS games are poor stealth games


Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Trash Boat

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter
sure



have fun

ba dum tss
Aurani
Yo Trashy Trash, did you try to spectate me at any time when I was playing DST?

For some reason my game crashed two times when a message about me having spectators appeared.

Also damn you and your Ultra Street Fighter. :p
Bweh
PMs
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Well yeah because he isn't in a restricted area or anything

OT: I love TheAuzzieGamer
Aurani
No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Well yeah because he isn't in a restricted area or anything

OT: I love TheAuzzieGamer
But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

To many
way to subtle for anyone here to catch on
Aurani
Hey, if you understand it, you're good with me.
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Wha? He's outside on the street which isn't a restricted area
Hika
We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Wha? He's outside on the street which isn't a restricted area
I said start at 2:00

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
Aurani

Hika wrote:

We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
I could cut you if you want.
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
But if you're already inside a restricted area they spot you immediately
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
But if you're already inside a restricted area they spot you immediately
He wasn't spotted and put on alert because he had the disguise. Not even in the pool area where he's clearly going through doors walking past guards.
Mahogany
Yes but he has a disguise on

If you are inside a restricted area without an appropriate disguise you get immediately spotted which is something that annoys me personally.

The game gives no regard for percentage of body visible or range from said guard in any situation
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Yes but he has a disguise on

If you are inside a restricted area without an appropriate disguise you get immediately spotted which is something that annoys me personally.

The game gives no regard for percentage of body visible or range from said guard in any situation
Oh, I thought you meant no matter what.
Mahogany
My bad, never meant to imply that. :o
Hika

Aurani wrote:

Hika wrote:

We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
I could cut you if you want.
Anything for you, master.
Hika
lmao 2 edgy
Aurani
Ayyy lmao
Railey2
you hurt my feelings by bombing this beautiful avatar-collaboration. Cutting deep
Aurani
Huh? What?
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Yo Trashy Trash, did you try to spectate me at any time when I was playing DST?
For some reason my game crashed two times when a message about me having spectators appeared.
the "Victorique's broadcast is not currently available at this moment" message appeared. Are you in Steam beta client? If you arent, that could be the reason.

Aurani wrote:

Also damn you and your Ultra Street Fighter. :p
what? O.O
Railey2
you know what I mean aurani


I just really like collabs for some reason. They are neat to look at.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

the "Victorique's broadcast is not currently available at this moment" message appeared. Are you in Steam beta client? If you arent, that could be the reason.
Eh.... how in the world do I check that? I don't think I got the BETA client, but it's worth checking.

Trash Boat wrote:

what? O.O
The moment I posted that, you went ahead and started playing USF IV, and I cba'd to PM you via Steam. :p

Railey2 wrote:

I just really like collabs for some reason. They are neat to look at.
Tell that to Hika. She hasn't spoken to me in over half a year and I don't intend to bug her.
Hika
Yeah it was a nice avatar but it needs to be changed eventually :P
I'm not bugging you until you speak to me, Serbian. I have words to exchange with you, edgy fucker.
Aurani
Well if you have nothing to say over the course of over half a year, I don't think I'd bug you in my life again, because it means that my companionship is rather poor for your taste. Same with Brianschko, but I can't blame him at all - the poor bugger wanted to talk to me something like 4 times, and every time I was either not at my apartment or my mic was acting retarded, so it's believable that I'm just dodging him, even if I am not.

Not to mention, I saw like, 55 nice collab-worthy pics but you were wanking to Mafia all day long. :p
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Eh.... how in the world do I check that? I don't think I got the BETA client, but it's worth checking.
Steam>Settings>Account>Beta sign-in>Switch from NONE to Steam Beta Client. It has reinforced security protocols, such as asking you to register a phone number. And for whatever you most love in this world, DON'T use the Mobile Steam Guard. EVER.
EneT
What happened here between now and the last time I posted here?
So many pages. For the first time, I can't be bothered to read and catch up with all the posts.
Aurani
Oh, I seem to already have BETA participation on. Yeah idk what the problem is with broadcasting then...
Trash Boat
do you keep your Steam up to date?
Aurani
Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p
Trash Boat
*scratches head*... idk then, maybe try again?
Hika

Aurani wrote:

Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p

You have tastes as old as my grandmother, try again.
Aurani
Hey, you're the spectator here. I just wanted you to enjoy the slaughter and facepalming of dying people.

>Start at spring
>Rain starts falling - no problem, just a bit wet, it can't harm us!
>Rain doesn't stop after 3 days
>Food gone to shit
>Saber is broken as her sanity goes down faster than her hunger, so she's permanently insane
>Rain stops, whew!
>Rain starts again after half a day, well fuck.
>Frog rain, Jesus Christ
>Frogs start to swarm us and decimate us like some kind of Nazis on the Night of Broken Glass.
>Log off and never play again due to all the shame.

Hika wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p

You have tastes as old as my grandmother, try again.
Uh....... what?
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
So how would I join this discussion
Aurani
If you had a solution as to why the spectate function doesn't work for shit, you would've probably said something, thus joining the conversation, no?
EneT
You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
Hika

EneT wrote:

You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
I'll suck yours if you suck mine!
Aurani

EneT wrote:

You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
I'm the most important person here, obviously. Brian holds no powers over me, mainly because I actually like him.
Railey2

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
So how would I join this discussion
you may not be able to join the discussion, but you can join the discussion about how to join the discussion, so maybe that former discussion could be seen as a starting-point for discussion now. Would you want to discuss if joining discussions about not being able to join discussions, legitimizes the discussion that you weren't able to join, because that discussion (even though exclusive in nature), will in the end create more discussion, albeit not about the originally discussed topic?
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

If you had a solution as to why the spectate function doesn't work for shit, you would've probably said something, thus joining the conversation, no?
Had you framed that question to more than one person by relating your private experience with Trash Boat as an aside rather than an introduction, then yes. As it stands your post is too esoteric.
EneT

Hika wrote:

EneT wrote:

You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
I'll suck yours if you suck mine!
Ewwww. That's icky. xP
Aurani
Damnit mate, don't start a pseudo-intellectual discussion about why I posted it here. It didn't hurt anyone and it at least helped me in some way (and now it's open for everyone), so no need to go all-out on that shit.

If you want to be right so badly, there, I owe you one. Whenever you need something, come to me and I'll help. Kay?
EneT
Railey2 change your flag back to Germany so I can regain my respect for you.
Hika
Zelda, derail please.
Bweh
I mean, its alright but it's worded like a private message thats all

Chill
Aurani
So, it's no longer Sieg Heil and is more like I'll go full Habsburg annexation on your arse?
Railey2

EneT wrote:

Railey2 change your flag back to Germany so I can regain my respect for you.
screw that I'm austrian now
EneT
Yo who the fuck would want to be Austrian? Have you ever heard someone say, "I'm proud to be Austrian"? Nope, not me.
Railey2
you're not being in Austria enough
Bweh

EneT wrote:

Yo who the fuck would want to be Austrian? Have you ever heard someone say, "I'm proud to be Austrian"? Nope, not me.
Can't say I know any Austrians anyway
Aurani
I'll talk like a nigger for a moment and say that Serbia and Austria got some beef, but I respect Railey as a fellow enemy.

Railey, I need your corpse.
Railey2
Austria is the place to be
I'll gladly take you with me, Aurani
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

EneT wrote:

Yo who the fuck would want to be Austrian? Have you ever heard someone say, "I'm proud to be Austrian"? Nope, not me.
Can't say I know any Austrians anyway
Yeah, me neither actually.
Aurani

Railey2 wrote:

Austria is the place to be
I'll gladly take you with me, Aurani
So, are you actually closer to the West or Serbia, geographically I mean. I might pass through it on a vacation or even come there, as many Serbs go to unis there, so visiting is always a possibility.
Green Platinum
I know one from school but we never had any discussion that would lead to any patriotism
Zelda

Hika wrote:

Zelda, derail please.
Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though









Green Platinum
Your cat looks like it has been sucked up a vacuum cleaner
Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

Austria is the place to be
I'll gladly take you with me, Aurani
So, are you actually closer to the West or Serbia, geographically I mean. I might pass through it on a vacation or even come there, as many Serbs go to unis there, so visiting is always a possibility.
closer to the west.
EneT
Your cat looks like it's been hotboxed several times and it's become a passive stoner.
Hika

Zelda wrote:

Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though
but I love you and you did it anyway. love your cat too ughhh <3
and feel better lovebug.

Aurani wrote:

I'll talk like a nigger for a moment and say that Serbia and Austria got some beef, but I respect Railey as a fellow enemy.

not ebonics enough nigga
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I'm the most important person here, obviously. Brian holds no powers over me, mainly because I actually like him.
Aurani for Overlord 2k16

Zelda wrote:

Hika wrote:

Zelda, derail please.
Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though









why european cats are so fluffy?

and we got a hell of a rain few minutes ago, with wind and shit
Zelda

Hika wrote:

Zelda wrote:

Nigga I'm sick and I just want to stay unconscious for the next forever until I'm not sick anymore

I guess I can post a few pictures of my cat though
but I love you and you did it anyway. love your cat too ughhh <3
and feel better lovebug.
workin on it bae <3
EneT
I don't know, but the majority of cats here have normal-lengthed hair; especially the neighbourhood cats that always seem to chill and hang outside my bedroom sliding door, out in the garden.
Aurani

Hika wrote:

not ebonics enough nigga
Regardless, you're still a lovely nigger.
EneT
Aurani are you into Asian girls?
Aurani
Well to be quite honest, not really. If a person I loved above everything long ago was Asian, though, yes, I'd definitely still be into her, but as a standard? Nah, sadly not into Asian chicks.
EneT
Same.
Hika
Asian chicks are hot wtf
Railey2

Hika wrote:

Asian chicks are hot wtf
Aurani
Nah, their facial structure is mostly bleh. SOME of them are hot, but those are mostly from families with some Caucasian.
Railey2
Their facial structure is the best part for me. Psychologically, people often have a thing for rarities. So maybe it appeals to me because I barely was exposed to asian facial structures throughout my life. Have you been around many asians in your life aurani?
Aurani
We have a "Chinatown" here in the city, so yes, I've seen many Asians and I still see them daily. Thing is, I've seen a black person ONCE in my life, yet I don't have a thing for black people.
Hika
nah I'm just saying asian girls are hot but tbh some asians look like pure shit tbh.
i'm just an exception <333
Railey2
these theories are oversimplifying anyways. But they sure as hell sound cool and intuitive. So I might as well explain your objection away by saying that you probably had a black uncle who you had lots of contact to as a child, but then he left and now you can't remember because you were too young back then.
For the sake of my perfect theory!
Aurani
Wa....................... wat.

You know, you ain't that far away mate. I might actually find you, as Austria isn't that big. :V

Hika wrote:

nah I'm just saying asian girls are hot but tbh some asians look like pure shit tbh.
i'm just an exception <333
You're Asian? But aren't you black? So..... you're a black asian, eh? Kinky.
Railey2
If you find me, I might have a room big enough to put a second mattress in, and some tickets to climb mountains and shit
Aurani
Wait, you live near those in the picture?!!?!?

The heck mate, I'm definitely going to visit you!
Hika

Aurani wrote:

You're Asian? But aren't you black? So..... you're a black asian, eh? Kinky.
I'm sure I've explained the complexity of this to you haven't I....
Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Wait, you live near those in the picture?!!?!?

The heck mate, I'm definitely going to visit you!
I took the picture like 50m away from my room. Pretty gorgeous place if you ask me, 10/10 would move there again
Aurani
>Talked 3 lines in total over the course of 5 years.
>"I've talked to you about my personal life for sure!"
>Knows only her name
Yeah! :V

Railey2 wrote:

I took the picture like 50m away from my room. Pretty gorgeous place if you ask me, 10/10 would move there again
Damn mate. I love mountains! Not to mention, I have yet to visit Austria, as it's rich as heck history-wise.
Hika
Fuck you m8. Prepare your anus.
Aurani
My anus is always prepared.
Railey2
I'm generally open for having meetups, we just have some drinks, climb a mountain, marathon some shitty series or do whatever. Always went well so far.

I didn't pay much attention to cultural offers or historical places yet, since my interest in culture and history is rather limited. I know where a huge museum is though, so if thats your thing..
Trash Boat
im still waiting aurani lol
Aurani
Ye I'll begin a game in 10 or so minutes, since the fockin' Sweed is taking his sweet time from waking up.

Railey2 wrote:

I'm generally open for having meetups, we just have some drinks, climb a mountain, marathon some shitty series or do whatever. Always went well so far.

I didn't pay much attention to cultural offers or historical places yet, since my interest in culture and history is rather limited. I know where a huge museum is though, so if thats your thing..
Neat! I'll be going to Venice around spring next year, so I'm definitely going to have a month or so off my colleges to be around, and I'll contact you so we can meet up. Having a few beers and visiting places with you/spending time together has always been my preferred method of meeting people. That's how I met a bunch of Scandies a few years back.
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