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B1rd
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to new.ppy.sh tomorrow if you live in osu! forums
Vuelo Eluko
too soon
IppE
It's never too soon.

Humanity is overrated.
Granger
Yeah, well, i stopped using youtubes comment function since they put g+ into it.
Yuudachi-kun

IppE wrote:

It's like youtube changing layouts.

Everyone whines and moans about how shit the new one is, but peppy will not listen to feedback as usual. Few months down the line everyone has grown used to the new thing and life goes on.

We will confirm your payment during our business hours and send you a shipping notification when your order has shipped.
Thank you.

they know it's shit and no one would legitimately use it if it wasn't coerced
Cyclohexane

Aurani wrote:

Mr Color wrote:

I can only respect the technical prowess at hand here, this looks incredibly polished and well-coded
Not sure about the ergonomics of it all though

You kinda sound like that guy who is paid to say good shit about a product even though the other 99.9% of users hate it. :p


as someone who works in CS i'd be a hypocrite not to recognize the work that's been put into this if anything. Yeah, maybe it's not very ergonomic and needs adjusting but there's a lot of neat stuff, it's very polished, and i'm willing to bet the coding behind this would make a post-grad student cream their pants
Charles445
post grad student too busy looking for any web dev job anywhere
rip grad student web devs
Cyclohexane

Charles445 wrote:

post grad student too busy looking for any web dev job anywhere
rip grad student web devs

god bless their souls
EneT
Holy shit I only just noticed that there are no pages and you have to scroll down instead. Who came up with the requirements specification for this? They forgot the basics.
IppE
Looks over functionality, it's the premium way.
Aurani

Mr Color wrote:

as someone who works in CS i'd be a hypocrite not to recognize the work that's been put into this if anything. Yeah, maybe it's not very ergonomic and needs adjusting but there's a lot of neat stuff, it's very polished, and i'm willing to bet the coding behind this would make a post-grad student cream their pants
To be quite honest, I think it's eons away compared to this layout I'm currently using, but there are things there that are practically useless, such as the infinite scrolling, or severely reduced signature space under the post.

Can they not combine all the great things about this old layout with the new, "high-tech" design of the new one? Don't let all the bloody coding go to waste by making the new one less practical than the old one......
Green Platinum
Unless you are Pirizm who reads anything other than the first and most recent posts?
EneT
If this new forum layout were a different project for a 'real', bigger company then it wouldn't even pass the client acceptance phase. It can keep looking all fancy but it's not even close to user-friendly. Functionality comes first; aesthetics come last.
I ask again... who the hell wrote the requirements specification for this?
Because from what it seems, the only thing they put in it was: "This new layout must look awesome!"
B1rd

Khelly wrote:

IppE wrote:

It's like youtube changing layouts.

Everyone whines and moans about how shit the new one is, but peppy will not listen to feedback as usual. Few months down the line everyone has grown used to the new thing and life goes on.
Yep.

Every complaint about the new design is dead on.

also,

Mods are faggots. every single one of them. Fuck them all
Vuelo Eluko
you just now figured that out?
mods who get triggered by certain topics would rather abuse their powers than actually allow people to discuss them.
it's an inevitable overlap of personal opinion and professional responsibility that can't be avoided in this setting

"if i dont like this topic, NOONE can!"
Shohei Ohtani
NEWS UPDATE: B1rd is mad about something
Cyclohexane

B1rd wrote:

Mods are faggots. every single one of them. Fuck them all


yeah buddy you tell them

that'll teach them

fucking power-hungry bastards
Mahogany
Nah there are a few good mods <3

But yeah seriously I have to disagree with that bullshit about deleting your excellently-written discussion topic about the new scoring system
EneT
Hmm...
I'm guessing the design specification went something along the lines of: "Triangles, triangles, shapes, shapes, triangle and more triangles."
Green Platinum
Atleast he didn't say the mods are women
EneT
There are female mods here? Never heard of one.
Aurani
The sarcasm is real.

Well, some would actually argue that they truly are power-hungry shits, but who are we kidding here? They reign over a bunch of asocial children and people who truly don't give a fuck.
UnderminE


what is this image tho

Edit: A few more things, let's just discuss here because why not

- So now the post count is gone forever? If so, is it still possible to see a user's old posts?
- Apparently your beatmaps -including pending/favourite/ranked maps- are no longer visible on your profile.
- How do we know if a user is a supporter now? I miss the heart. ;_;
- And where the heck is the "mark all forums read" option. kill me I am blind
EneT
I hope they give us a choice to use either this old layout or the new layout instead of overwriting the new code into this one and completely getting rid of it.
Yuudachi-kun

EneT wrote:

I hope they give us a choice to use either this old layout or the new layout instead of overwriting the new code into this one and completely getting rid of it.

Peppy would not.
EneT
What a right tosser; I'll fuckin slice his cock in two, starting from his bellend.
Green Platinum
I don't know how anyone could feel strongly about either of them.
EneT

UnderminE wrote:



what is this image tho

Edit: A few more things, let's just discuss here because why not

- So now the post count is gone forever? If so, is it still possible to see a user's old posts?
- Apparently your beatmaps -including pending/favourite/ranked maps- are no longer visible on your profile.
- How do we know if a user is a supporter now? I miss the heart. ;_;
- And where the heck is the "mark all forums read" option. kill me I am blind
That's what we're all saying. That shit ain't user-friendly since they completely forgot all the basics. They probably hired some random 15 y/o kid to come up with the requirements specification.
UnderminE
Well, a layout is not something you create and get done with it, you can always improve it. As long as they update it and add missing things in time, I am okay with this new design. Feedback is important yo'
EneT
Yeah but that layout has been out for use for quite a while and I'm pretty sure the last time I checked it (which was months ago), it was still the exact same shit. No change.
Green Platinum
Ye idk what they've been doing
B1rd
I thought deadbeat was ok. He even said, "I don't do OT moderation". Twice. About half an hour before he locked the thread.


Mr Color wrote:

yeah buddy you tell them

that'll teach them

fucking power-hungry bastards
The thread wasn't the dumb simplification you made it out to be. It was as valid as discussion as any and deserved to be let run its course.

Sure, your 'deaf dialogue' criticism was valid, mainly because some people refuse to change their views on things, but the thread hadn't degenerated anywhere near the level where a lock is warranted. If my opposing party stops arguing with logic, then I stop replying.

Saying, 'oh it's some backwater forum about a weebgame' is a stupid justification, it's like saying you want this forum to be shit.

Yeah, you mods are power hungry bastards, you're always meddling, and you can't leave well enough along. You saw a mildly controversial discussion and thought 'can't have that, better delete it so the plebs can go back to their shitposting'. I wouldn't be surprised if you deleted it because I said something that offended you.

Mahogany wrote:

Nah there are a few good mods <3

But yeah seriously I have to disagree with that bullshit about deleting your excellently-written discussion topic about the new scoring system
They seem like a homogenous group to me.

Here is what I saved of that thread, if you care http://puu.sh/kJKiv/b43aa8446b.png
UnderminE

EneT wrote:

Yeah but that layout has been out for use for quite a while and I'm pretty sure the last time I checked it (which was months ago), it was still the exact same shit. No change.


Maybe they are planning to update it with all the new features at once on a certain day, like December 31 lol
Yuudachi-kun

UnderminE wrote:

EneT wrote:

Yeah but that layout has been out for use for quite a while and I'm pretty sure the last time I checked it (which was months ago), it was still the exact same shit. No change.
Maybe they are planning to update it with all the new features at once on a certain day, like December 31 lol
Yeah, the 1st of April
EneT
I already read it while it was still up.

"I hate discussion before actually trying something. I will listen to you once we have tried it and failed or succeeded"

EneT wrote:

What a right tosser.
Does the guy even know how to run shit around here?
Clearly not; the moderation team is a great example of this.

I didn't want to post because I didn't feel like being silenced.
It's safe here in OT though.
UnderminE

Khelly wrote:

Yeah, the 1st of April

True lol

Also oh hello, you are a supporter. Apparently the heart is still there, pretty visible enough. Eugh.
Vuelo Eluko
Trash Boat
You should enjoy it while you can, both the old and new websites. You can edit your posts from here on there, regardless the circumstances.
Mahogany
I went back to playing Hitman Absolution and damn that game is underappreciated

I'm doing all the challenges right now so I can set good score runs and I can't believe people hated on the game just because it wasn't the same as Blood Money.
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

I went back to playing Hitman Absolution and damn that game is underappreciated

I'm doing all the challenges right now so I can set good score runs and I can't believe people hated on the game just because it wasn't the same as Blood Money.
Absolution was okay but Blood Money was way better.
Antlia-
If you search on YouTube "How to" the first suggestion is "How to make five nights at fredies not scary". to many 8 year olds on the internet.
Bweh
To many
UnderminE
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

To many
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

I went back to playing Hitman Absolution and damn that game is underappreciated

I'm doing all the challenges right now so I can set good score runs and I can't believe people hated on the game just because it wasn't the same as Blood Money.
Absolution was okay but Blood Money was way better.
In what way? They're both entirely different games doing entirely different things.
Hika
Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

In what way? They're both entirely different games doing entirely different things.
I liked the openness and less objective focused nature of blood money rather than absolution. I don't get what you mean when you say entirely different game, though. For some reason absolution felt like I was being more forced to do certain things and locking me out of the rest of the level after a certain point I didn't care for.
IppE

Hika wrote:

Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Hissssss
Trash Boat

UnderminE wrote:



Hika

IppE wrote:

Hika wrote:

Brian I need a clubbing buddy ASAP. Where you been at ugli
Hissssss
you've always been invited too ugli
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

Mahogany wrote:

In what way? They're both entirely different games doing entirely different things.
I liked the openness and less objective focused nature of blood money rather than absolution. I don't get what you mean when you say entirely different game, though. For some reason absolution felt like I was being more forced to do certain things and locking me out of the rest of the level after a certain point I didn't care for.
I just feel that too many people bash Absolution as a game for being less a hitman game -blend in and hide in plain sight- and more a pure stealth game -stay out of sight completely-. You wouldn't play Absolution in the same way you'd play Blood Money at all, is what I'm saying, and I just dislike the fact that many people don't give absolution a chance just because of that.

Also any game that gives you a warning before you get detected is instantly better than any game where you get detected immediately IMO
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

I just feel that too many people bash Absolution as a game for being less a hitman game -blend in and hide in plain sight- and more a pure stealth game -stay out of sight completely-. You wouldn't play Absolution in the same way you'd play Blood Money at all, is what I'm saying, and I just dislike the fact that many people don't give absolution a chance just because of that.

Also any game that gives you a warning before you get detected is instantly better than any game where you get detected immediately IMO
Blood money does give you a warning before you get detected, but it's more evident in Hitman 2 which is about the same style. In hitman 2 you can't stand next to any enemies in your disguise for too long or your bar will flash to yellow then red. I like it better in Blood Money; as long as nothing suspicious has been detected you can stand around everyone for as long as you want - it's only until the guards go on alert that you can't stand around for too long and you're still notified in the bar on the lower left.

I played through the entirety of Absolution, and while it was an OK game, it's not what I exactly wanted in a Hitman game. I replayed Blood Money, and especially my favourite levels, many times over. I only played Absolution once over and dicked around the other few times I've ever picked it back up.
Mahogany
Not in my experience. If I'm sneaking around a restricted area in a suit, I get no opportunities to duck out of an enemy's LOS before he detects me: It's instant. Unless I've been doing something horribly wrong, but enemies have always immediately opened fire at me the second they looked at my direction.

Unlike absolution where detection is gradual and I get a directional warning and an audio cue.
Antlia-
could someone buy me supporter
Aurani

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter

Mahogany wrote:

Not in my experience. If I'm sneaking around a restricted area in a suit, I get no opportunities to duck out of an enemy's LOS before he detects me: It's instant. Unless I've been doing something horribly wrong, but enemies have always immediately opened fire at me the second they looked at my direction.

Unlike absolution where detection is gradual and I get a directional warning and an audio cue.
This has never happened when I played blood money unless the outfit isn't fit for the place or professional difficulty is somehow different.
Mahogany
It happened on all difficulties for me. If a guard looked in my general direction when I was trespassing, I'd immediately get spotted and he'd either tell me to fuck off or just start shooting

Which I don't like

Same reason why the MGS games are poor stealth games
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

It happened on all difficulties for me. If a guard looked in my general direction when I was trespassing, I'd immediately get spotted and he'd either tell me to fuck off or just start shooting

Which I don't like

Same reason why the MGS games are poor stealth games


Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Trash Boat

ahsoka08 wrote:

could someone buy me supporter
sure



have fun

ba dum tss
Aurani
Yo Trashy Trash, did you try to spectate me at any time when I was playing DST?

For some reason my game crashed two times when a message about me having spectators appeared.

Also damn you and your Ultra Street Fighter. :p
Bweh
PMs
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Well yeah because he isn't in a restricted area or anything

OT: I love TheAuzzieGamer
Aurani
No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Start at 2:00; the threat metre stays green even though his character is near the other guards because nothing suspicious has happened yet.
Well yeah because he isn't in a restricted area or anything

OT: I love TheAuzzieGamer
But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Railey2

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

To many
way to subtle for anyone here to catch on
Aurani
Hey, if you understand it, you're good with me.
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Wha? He's outside on the street which isn't a restricted area
Hika
We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

But it is a restricted area if he didn't have the disguise?
Wha? He's outside on the street which isn't a restricted area
I said start at 2:00

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
Aurani

Hika wrote:

We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
I could cut you if you want.
Mahogany

Khelly wrote:

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
But if you're already inside a restricted area they spot you immediately
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Khelly wrote:

If you approach that house without a disguise you get yellow and they tell you to leave; not to mention the guard that doesn't care he's there as well as outside in the pool area.
But if you're already inside a restricted area they spot you immediately
He wasn't spotted and put on alert because he had the disguise. Not even in the pool area where he's clearly going through doors walking past guards.
Mahogany
Yes but he has a disguise on

If you are inside a restricted area without an appropriate disguise you get immediately spotted which is something that annoys me personally.

The game gives no regard for percentage of body visible or range from said guard in any situation
Yuudachi-kun

Mahogany wrote:

Yes but he has a disguise on

If you are inside a restricted area without an appropriate disguise you get immediately spotted which is something that annoys me personally.

The game gives no regard for percentage of body visible or range from said guard in any situation
Oh, I thought you meant no matter what.
Mahogany
My bad, never meant to imply that. :o
Hika

Aurani wrote:

Hika wrote:

We all know he's an edgy Serbian.
So edgy it hurts.
I could cut you if you want.
Anything for you, master.
Hika
lmao 2 edgy
Aurani
Ayyy lmao
Railey2
you hurt my feelings by bombing this beautiful avatar-collaboration. Cutting deep
Aurani
Huh? What?
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Yo Trashy Trash, did you try to spectate me at any time when I was playing DST?
For some reason my game crashed two times when a message about me having spectators appeared.
the "Victorique's broadcast is not currently available at this moment" message appeared. Are you in Steam beta client? If you arent, that could be the reason.

Aurani wrote:

Also damn you and your Ultra Street Fighter. :p
what? O.O
Railey2
you know what I mean aurani


I just really like collabs for some reason. They are neat to look at.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

the "Victorique's broadcast is not currently available at this moment" message appeared. Are you in Steam beta client? If you arent, that could be the reason.
Eh.... how in the world do I check that? I don't think I got the BETA client, but it's worth checking.

Trash Boat wrote:

what? O.O
The moment I posted that, you went ahead and started playing USF IV, and I cba'd to PM you via Steam. :p

Railey2 wrote:

I just really like collabs for some reason. They are neat to look at.
Tell that to Hika. She hasn't spoken to me in over half a year and I don't intend to bug her.
Hika
Yeah it was a nice avatar but it needs to be changed eventually :P
I'm not bugging you until you speak to me, Serbian. I have words to exchange with you, edgy fucker.
Aurani
Well if you have nothing to say over the course of over half a year, I don't think I'd bug you in my life again, because it means that my companionship is rather poor for your taste. Same with Brianschko, but I can't blame him at all - the poor bugger wanted to talk to me something like 4 times, and every time I was either not at my apartment or my mic was acting retarded, so it's believable that I'm just dodging him, even if I am not.

Not to mention, I saw like, 55 nice collab-worthy pics but you were wanking to Mafia all day long. :p
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Eh.... how in the world do I check that? I don't think I got the BETA client, but it's worth checking.
Steam>Settings>Account>Beta sign-in>Switch from NONE to Steam Beta Client. It has reinforced security protocols, such as asking you to register a phone number. And for whatever you most love in this world, DON'T use the Mobile Steam Guard. EVER.
EneT
What happened here between now and the last time I posted here?
So many pages. For the first time, I can't be bothered to read and catch up with all the posts.
Aurani
Oh, I seem to already have BETA participation on. Yeah idk what the problem is with broadcasting then...
Trash Boat
do you keep your Steam up to date?
Aurani
Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p
Trash Boat
*scratches head*... idk then, maybe try again?
Hika

Aurani wrote:

Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p

You have tastes as old as my grandmother, try again.
Aurani
Hey, you're the spectator here. I just wanted you to enjoy the slaughter and facepalming of dying people.

>Start at spring
>Rain starts falling - no problem, just a bit wet, it can't harm us!
>Rain doesn't stop after 3 days
>Food gone to shit
>Saber is broken as her sanity goes down faster than her hunger, so she's permanently insane
>Rain stops, whew!
>Rain starts again after half a day, well fuck.
>Frog rain, Jesus Christ
>Frogs start to swarm us and decimate us like some kind of Nazis on the Night of Broken Glass.
>Log off and never play again due to all the shame.

Hika wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Nay, I still have the 0.9.2 Alpha version from 1999.

Of course I keep it up to date you mongrel. :p

You have tastes as old as my grandmother, try again.
Uh....... what?
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
So how would I join this discussion
Aurani
If you had a solution as to why the spectate function doesn't work for shit, you would've probably said something, thus joining the conversation, no?
EneT
You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
Hika

EneT wrote:

You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
I'll suck yours if you suck mine!
Aurani

EneT wrote:

You could tell them to fuck off and suck each others dicks instead of talking about how to fix Aurani's problem.
I'm the most important person here, obviously. Brian holds no powers over me, mainly because I actually like him.
Railey2

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

No, shoo.

You could participate in the "discussion" as well. Told you that a post is not PM material if others can jump in and answer it, too.
So how would I join this discussion
you may not be able to join the discussion, but you can join the discussion about how to join the discussion, so maybe that former discussion could be seen as a starting-point for discussion now. Would you want to discuss if joining discussions about not being able to join discussions, legitimizes the discussion that you weren't able to join, because that discussion (even though exclusive in nature), will in the end create more discussion, albeit not about the originally discussed topic?
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

If you had a solution as to why the spectate function doesn't work for shit, you would've probably said something, thus joining the conversation, no?
Had you framed that question to more than one person by relating your private experience with Trash Boat as an aside rather than an introduction, then yes. As it stands your post is too esoteric.
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