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Two words:jiggle physics
The ratio of attractive women to typical guys would be 4:1.
Get beat up so much. And just recover in like 5 seconds. XD
(Sora no Otoshimono)
(Sora no Otoshimono)
There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.Apex wrote:
There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures.EmixX wrote:
you wanna tell me every anime you watched was realistic? cant imagine that even if theres no action involved.Apex wrote:
There is a reason I never watch unrealistic anime with bad storyline, and full of menaningless action.
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
Since we need more math behind our physics http://anime.scripts.mit.edu/miteiru/a- ... -analysis/
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures.mh totally forgot about those. my badThey also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
Apex too elite for us.
I would have to hate movies if unrealism is a problem
Why I don't watch it:mathexpert9981 wrote:
lol yeah, because in real life, there are ninjas fighting with scrolls and crazy hand gestures.They also turn into naked ladies
The most realistic animes are, objectively, slice of life animes. I'm talking stuff like K-ON!, Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, etc. Although, I don't Apex was talking about these animes; just like real life, these animes often have no real, straightfoward plot.
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
4. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
5. Bad animes are degrading much more.
Why I don't watch it:ok now its getting ridiculous.
1. Repetitive after a few episodes.(Hero kills cannon fodder, hero kills this seemingly invincible villain, *yawns*)
2. No real value except entertainment.(You can watch some, but never to excess)
3. Induces psychosis(loss of contact with reality) and psychopathy(no sympathy, destructive, hatred)(A Chinese student bought a notebook similar to Death Note and wrote the people he hate in it).
4. The protagonist is concerned with way too much things and hard to keep them on track and in mind.
5. The author only did it to get money and attention.(e.g. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer)
6. Bad animes are degrading much more.
i dont watch things like naruto or bleach cause its like you said in 1 and 2 but i cant agree with point 3. its like saying video games provoke violence. just because some consumers do shit doesnt mean everyone is like that. those people are sick in the head to begin with.
you should think about how many otakus dont make death notes even though they like action oriented anime or how many gamers dont shoot people.
Sorry, because I got psychosis for a week or so after playing Ib.EmixX wrote:
3. Induces psychosis(loss of contact with reality) and psychopathy(no sympathy, destructive, hatred)(A Chinese student bought a notebook similar to Death Note and wrote the people he hate in it).ok now its getting ridiculous.
i dont watch things like naruto or bleach cause its like you said in 1 and 2 but i cant agree with point 3. its like saying video games provoke violence. just because some consumers do shit doesnt mean everyone is like that. those people are sick in the head to begin with.
you should think about how many otakus dont make death notes even though they like action oriented anime or how many gamers dont shoot people.
Point removed.
if anime physics real and mixing in 1 world..... just what`s the world gonna become??? too scared for imagining it DX
Greattt..._Ryohei_ wrote:
Ah, immortal hairstyles. That would be nice xD
So is nobody gonna talk about the insane body proportions? Okay then.
Already realCeph23 wrote:
So is nobody gonna talk about the insane body proportions? Okay then.
When will they make an anime with a plastic surgeon as protagonist...
Heterochromia wasn't heterochromia anymore.
Each feeling has its own eye color.
Each feeling has its own eye color.
You want god to leaves this world so everyone's walking dead ?those wrote:
It'd be cool, since people wouldn't die even if they were killed.
from Kamisama no Inai Nichiyoubi
Hey guys, we will need to find loopholes for all the inconvenient glory beam, inverted physics, misplaced object, two-stage object, and steam censorships....
These thing are the bane of my existence and I support this movement.Ilfri wrote:
Hey guys, we will need to find loopholes for all the inconvenient glory beam, inverted physics, misplaced object, two-stage object, and steam censorships....
That is so.... mesmerising....salted_nuts wrote:
if anime physics were real ID BBREAK THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS WITH MY IMAGINE BREAKER
LOLFireFoxZX wrote:
if anime physics were real ID BBREAK THAT ILLUSION OF YOURS WITH MY IMAGINE BREAKER
i want ahoge.
yay more infinite stratos for me
If anime physics were real then "the world would end with you".
Able to bang all the girls (boys) just by asking them. school days
^ Would be hilarious tbhVeZaaRa wrote:
Imagine the nosebleeds, oh god.
What wold be amazing is that you won't die for losing so much blood.
I think it's pretty awesome if there's a logic of how girls fall in love with you on the spot :V
Yeah some random kawaai girl come's into my boring life and suddenly we become in love and do some magical stuff... yeah 10/10 would be awsome
if anime physics were real
i could post this
with only my mind
i could post this
with only my mind
Imagine this happening in real life.
lunarblue
if only they were ,t hen the world woudl be more instersting aha
Rise_old_1
Waking up with a naked girl in your bed, then you suddenly become the MC of a Fantasy,Harem,Ecchi Anime... Lol, seems legit
i think some people are confused by this thread
i actually wrote something stupid here
Fall down from the stairs, you land on a hot anime girl.
That's one physics I wish it was real
That's one physics I wish it was real
Evas would be real. And I'd go Duke Nukem for days on end on nothing but purely animated destruction (fuck CGI)
I would happily take Shinji's place in the Unit 01...
I would happily take Shinji's place in the Unit 01...
I gonna react Yukihira's food like everyone's reaction (Caution: ecchi)
His father just mentioned tempeh in episode 16!!!
OMG, did Koro-sensei exist as well?! (Karma is damn cute!)
I'll gonna have to move out to Kunugigaoka Middle School and break the principal's trophies!!!
His father just mentioned tempeh in episode 16!!!
OMG, did Koro-sensei exist as well?! (Karma is damn cute!)
I'll gonna have to move out to Kunugigaoka Middle School and break the principal's trophies!!!