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Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

I can't express love

I don't think you people understand how much I like talking. I get off to the sound of my own voice and get the freedom to keep working as I speak to top it off.
That would explain you telling me a few times on Skype that you'd rather talk. Sadly, your timing was horrid, since I spend most of my time on the PC, yet you found a way to ask me whenever I wasn't home.

Sorry if you got the wrong message back then.
Bweh
nah don't worry about it
Aurani
So, apparently there was a 600+ year old oak standing in the way of a highway in the making, and obviously the locals didn't give two fucks about what the country was thinking and didn't allow it to cut it down, so what did the country do? They fucking butchered the tree during the night. This fucking corrupt country cut down a tree that was there before the kebabs set foot onto Balkan.

They said the highway couldn't have been rerouted despite the locals fighting for it for well over 3 fucking years.

And you ask me why I think the majority are filthy mongrels who aren't worthy of living on this planet.
piruchan
Probably because it's a tree. If it was something related to a local belief it would have worked. At least that's how it works here.
Ceph23

Aurani wrote:

So, apparently there was a 600+ year old oak standing in the way of a highway in the making, and obviously the locals didn't give two fucks about what the country was thinking and didn't allow it to cut it down, so what did the country do? They fucking butchered the tree during the night. This fucking corrupt country cut down a tree that was there before the kebabs set foot onto Balkan.

They said the highway couldn't have been rerouted despite the locals fighting for it for well over 3 fucking years.

And you ask me why I think the majority are filthy mongrels who aren't worthy of living on this planet.
Obligatory the government sucks.

This reminds mo of this huge ass tree in the middle of this small road near here.

There is a legend about that tree though. Apparently anyone who has ever tried to cut down that tree got sick and eventually died.
I've lived in this town for 20 years and nobody has ever tried to cut it down.

It's a pretty stupid legend. But at least we have a landmark.
piruchan
^See? Local belief wins.
Mercurial
LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
silmarilen
i hate talking, i prefer typing

also brian, time to do one of these? t/77986
Chamelo
Meanwhile in a parallel universe where no one necro a thread,

especially a nonsense thread.
Aurani
It's almost certain that there were some kind of legends tied to it, seeing how but a few trees of that age are left over in Serbia - however, I'm not a local so I can neither prove it or deny it.
What is truly sad is seeing the older locals there crying and kissing the few remaining pieces of it, with bitterness in their eyes.

Remember, that thing was there, on that same spot BEFORE Constantinople fell to the barbaric shits called kebabs. The Eastern Roman Empire was still alive when that tree was there, and I'm not someone who would usually personally be able to take someone's life, but I would butcher all of them with a smile on my face. I'd rip their guts out, for their lives are insignificant compared to that organism.
Hika
hi!
xXxC00k13z1xXx
Hi!
silmarilen
so i have 8GB ram but for the past 3 years or so i was only able to use 4GB and i had no idea what caused it or how to fix it.

today i suddenly am able to use the full 8GB again, i feel so free.
IppE
16GB is nice.

Firefox is a goddamn memory hog.
Aurani
64GB or go home.

I don't see why anyone would need more than 16GB anyways, apart from leaving the PC on for decades and running Chrome on it, so it magically swallows your whole memory.
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

So, apparently there was a 600+ year old oak standing in the way of a highway in the making, and obviously the locals didn't give two fucks about what the country was thinking and didn't allow it to cut it down, so what did the country do? They fucking butchered the tree during the night. This fucking corrupt country cut down a tree that was there before the kebabs set foot onto Balkan.

They said the highway couldn't have been rerouted despite the locals fighting for it for well over 3 fucking years.

And you ask me why I think the majority are filthy mongrels who aren't worthy of living on this planet.
I would go and destroy their highway in the night. See how they like it.
Aurani
That actually might be doable, apart from the noise you'd make by breaking the thing.

You could, however, 'haunt' it by stealing materials and shit at random points during the night and ruining the fresh coat of asphalt.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

64GB or go home.

I don't see why anyone would need more than 16GB anyways, apart from leaving the PC on for decades and running Chrome on it, so it magically swallows your whole memory.


I have no fear of death
Aurani
That thing needs to go to a museum after death.
Trash Boat
Pls 128 GB
The Gambler

Aurani wrote:

That actually might be doable, apart from the noise you'd make by breaking the thing.

You could, however, 'haunt' it by stealing materials and shit at random points during the night and ruining the fresh coat of asphalt.
Nah, some ammonium nitrate and diesel should do the trick. Cheap too ;P
Bweh

silmarilen wrote:

i hate talking, i prefer typing

also brian, time to do one of these? t/77986
Making a written archive of my thoughts would be nice, but how about you just come over to millhiore.osu.name , you ping me, you type some stuff and I speak some stuff, and we all have a good time?
Ceph23
Soooo five nights at Freddy's 4 came out

Did we really needed more of this?
Oh well. A few days of overreacting lets plays I guess.
Yuudachi-kun
I've never seen one video or game of that series. I still don't know what it's about about.
Bweh

Ceph23 wrote:

Soooo five nights at Freddy's 4 came out

Did we really needed more of this?
Oh well. A few days of overreacting lets plays I guess.
4? When the hell did 3 come out?

Khelly wrote:

I've never seen one video or game of that series. I still don't know what it's about about.
It's like a creepy spooky game about guarding some Chuck E. Cheese lookalike, except the mascots are these robots that come to life and try to kill anything in the near vicinity because reasons
silmarilen
i learned about a month ago that it is some scary videogame, other than that i never heard of it either
GSG95

Ceph23 wrote:

Soooo five nights at Freddy's 4 came out

Did we really needed more of this?
Oh well. A few days of overreacting lets plays I guess.
When did they release so many of these things?
Zelda

Aurani wrote:

64GB or go home.

I don't see why anyone would need more than 16GB anyways, apart from leaving the PC on for decades and running Chrome on it, so it magically swallows your whole memory.
There are plenty of ways to use more than 16GB. This includes super fun things like serious video editing, 3D work, gianthuge photoshop projects, RAMdisk, and a lot more.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

That thing needs to go to a museum after death.
Not really.



I just need to replace the hard drive with an SSD at some point.
UnderminE
morning
piruchan
WHAT ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR?

Bweh
I have to say, non stick cookware is a godsend.
Rilene
I own a strong flashlight by Duracell, it just emits a really bright light and the light is so bright that it can easily damages your eye.
B1rd
I don't bother most of the time cleaning pots and pans unless they're heavily soiled. You can just sterilise it with heat.
Trash Boat

UnderminE wrote:

morning
Hey
The Gambler

B1rd wrote:

I don't bother most of the time cleaning pots and pans unless they're heavily soiled. You can just sterilise it with heat.
When you fry food a lot, it becomes a regular chore.
Mercurial

UnderminE wrote:

morning
Morning, darling.
IppE
Why are the spics hitting on underboob
Bweh
Because yurop isn't
IppE
Jewrope was busy getting annoyed in the train.

At least I didn't pay for a ticket.
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