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this actually sounds like disappointment...Trash Boat wrote:
Wait, do you have a boyfriend? Aww
Something like that, yeah.
My boner knows no implications.Granger wrote:
Some argue its hipocrysy because a bikini shows just as much skin as underwear but really, think about the implications and what underwear is associated with. Id be perfectly fine with people seeing me in a bikini but only my boyfriend is allowed to see me in underwear as the underwear implies sexual things, like getting undressed.
Words from a true man.Kaienyuu wrote:
My boner knows no implications.
that reminds meEneT wrote:
Bikini pics pls.
All I need him to do is give me pictures of his roommate's girlfriend
The one who "looks like Saber"?
Yeah I want to see the Saber look-alike too.
Bids on a possible cosplay
no, fuck cosplay
Look man, I've spent hours
HOURS
DAYS
Trying to find out what a real-life Saber would look like. I understand all of that 3DPD shit but I don't care; I'm genuinely curious. So here I've been, flipping through pictures of Brits, Frenchs, Scandis, and Germans just to see what works. I've sketched through countless pages just to see what hair; what eyes; what nose; what cheeks; what figure; what complexion works for an actual Arthurian genderbent teenage girl. Alas, it has been fruitless, like Gawain trying to get anywhere near the Holy Grail.
Then this lanky motherfucker with a hole on his chest comes up to me and says the answer pretty much fell on his doorstep, all while refusing to share, and I'm to take this passively?
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now how the fuck do I get to this guy
Look man, I've spent hours
HOURS
DAYS
Trying to find out what a real-life Saber would look like. I understand all of that 3DPD shit but I don't care; I'm genuinely curious. So here I've been, flipping through pictures of Brits, Frenchs, Scandis, and Germans just to see what works. I've sketched through countless pages just to see what hair; what eyes; what nose; what cheeks; what figure; what complexion works for an actual Arthurian genderbent teenage girl. Alas, it has been fruitless, like Gawain trying to get anywhere near the Holy Grail.
Then this lanky motherfucker with a hole on his chest comes up to me and says the answer pretty much fell on his doorstep, all while refusing to share, and I'm to take this passively?
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now how the fuck do I get to this guy
Dude. You have an obsession. This Waifu thing is getting to you, like, literally. It isn't healthy. Go clubbing once in a while and find a girl to keep you company.
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
Fuck you are serious about it. Have you considered trading favors?
No pussy for 5 months?!! Damn. I feel for you.Brian OA wrote:
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
I'm pretty sure I discussed this whole "come visit me" thing and I will take you clubbing.Brian OA wrote:
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
Quite literally, as I need a guy friend to go clubbing with me. We have nice clubs.
Come on Brian, let's go.
Take her up on that offer Brian, go, go. You need it.
You should accept it, Brian. Its not that far.
That sounds real nice.
It's okay, I don't go back to school until spring semester so I guess we can club like every day now.
It's okay, I don't go back to school until spring semester so I guess we can club like every day now.
You still go to school Hika?
Damn, that busy are you?
Eh, technically I am still a student, since I am taking a calculus iii class but besides that, shit is pretty fuckin' dandy and all I do is work.
but I could use the clubbing so I'm ready for Brian's arrival
but I could use the clubbing so I'm ready for Brian's arrival
Clubbing is the right way to live at the final 2 years of your teens. I used to go clubbing every single week last year when I was 18.
I've never been though, actually. I've been to a rave, but that's pretty much it.
The clubs here are super fucking formal and I would have to have at least an older man with me in order to divert attention and crap. Going in a group of girls doesn't help much either. But they're really nice here. Fuck this legal drinking age, though.
The clubs here are super fucking formal and I would have to have at least an older man with me in order to divert attention and crap. Going in a group of girls doesn't help much either. But they're really nice here. Fuck this legal drinking age, though.
Ah, completely forgot the legal drinking age in America was only reduced to 18 last month. We have it nice here in the UK. For everyone here, once they turned 18... straight to clubbing every week.
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can you unlock the first one?Brian OA wrote:
Would you also be willing to make an ITT3/4 thread once I get the 2k get through completely legitimate means and lock this forever?
If it's been wastelanded I can't do anything
I won't get some poor guy to do that for me either
I won't get some poor guy to do that for me either
ughEneT wrote:
Clubbing is the right way to live at the final 2 years of your teens.
Guessing you did it wrong then?
I always hated going to clubs. I only did it for my friends and only a few times.
I hate the atmosphere and I hate the people in these places. Sorry, not sorry.
I hate the atmosphere and I hate the people in these places. Sorry, not sorry.
Ever tried a strip club? You might like the people there. 
I mean, I've only been once or twice but I sure did.
I mean, I've only been once or twice but I sure did.
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
Still, I haven't really gone to a club in almost two years. I don't know if I could do it anymore.
Still, I haven't really gone to a club in almost two years. I don't know if I could do it anymore.
I never get drunk; I'm heavy as hell. It'll take me a full on keg to get me down.
Clubs make me feel uncomfortable and I don't like getting piss drunkBrian OA wrote:
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
By "heavy" do you mean "heavy as in you're bearmode or "heavy" as in you're Jabba the Hutt?
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
I understandKaienyuu wrote:
Clubs make me feel uncomfortable and I don't like getting piss drunkBrian OA wrote:
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
Heavy as in the opposite of lightweight.
Lightweight as in drunk in just a few sips of alcohol.
Lightweight as in drunk in just a few sips of alcohol.
It's not the getting drunk part that bothers me, it's the morning after.Brian OA wrote:
I understand
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
Yeah I guess, that rarely happens to me though.
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i've not been hungover once.
did throw up once but that was the same night so I didn't caaare
did throw up once but that was the same night so I didn't caaare
ahhh, last time I got hungover was about a week ago, worst decision ever.
but yeah if you get piss drunk you can do pretty much fucking anything lol
but yeah if you get piss drunk you can do pretty much fucking anything lol
More like you're willing to do pretty much fucking anything
Probably not successfully
Probably not successfully
never been drunk or under the influence of anything in my life, fuck poisoning myself i don't even smoke or drink anything that isn't water.
Considering i don't eat healthy or exercise, I have to have SOME good decision making to stop my body from collapsing by the time im 30.
Considering i don't eat healthy or exercise, I have to have SOME good decision making to stop my body from collapsing by the time im 30.
Are you saying you just don't drink alcohol or are you saying that you don't drink both alcohol and soda?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
i don't even drink anything that isn't water.
what about milk? not even milk music?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
never been drunk or under the influence of anything in my life, fuck poisoning myself i don't even smoke or drink anything that isn't water.
i don't think anything except water and the occasional cup of tea. Literally. Soda and alcohol both burn my throat which is a clear indicator that I shouldn't be putting it in my body, the way i see it.Friendan wrote:
Are you saying you just don't drink alcohol or are you saying that you don't drink both alcohol and soda?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
i don't even drink anything that isn't water.
A true Saint.
oh boy and let me tell you about that one time i tried a cigarette. It tasted and felt so awful, I can't understand how people do those all the time. I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.
Sometimes being a pansy bitch leads to good life decisions.
Usually not though
Sometimes being a pansy bitch leads to good life decisions.
Usually not though
this guy knows what's upStatic Noise Bird wrote:
what about milk?
leave those loser friendsxxjesus1412fanx wrote:
I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.
My fridge sucks ass and cant keep milk in the house for longer than half a week. So noFriendan wrote:
this guy knows what's upStatic Noise Bird wrote:
what about milk?
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
dw im a shut-in nowEneT wrote:
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
advantage i never get sick anymore
disadvantage everything else
someone hug me
Okay kidEneT wrote:
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
I once drank wine by accident thinking that it was Coke. Disgusting.
I only drink soda, energy drinks, and sports drinks. Hardly ever water, and if it is water I need lemonade or kool aid mix in it because water tastes terrible. I need flavour when drinking something.
Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
I only drink water from the purest drip glaciers that happen to host a large collection of fossils of tyrannosaurus rex that are next to volcanoes. I swear, it has more cations in it!
This jet lag makes me not want to play video games. I just let myself die in Vindictus. And my sm4sh skills are rusty
This jet lag makes me not want to play video games. I just let myself die in Vindictus. And my sm4sh skills are rusty
I would rather drink water than diet soda though - fuck diet.Granger wrote:
Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
diet is worse for your health in every way possible
I don't care about health, I care about enjoying food.
you should care about health tho
But I don't
sensationalism. diet soda is a good alternative for those who are diabetic or at-risk (if they are unwilling to switch to sugar-free or low-sugar drinks)silmarilen wrote:
diet is worse for your health in every way possible
sync bruh
also silmarilen what the hell there are diets which are not meant to make you lose weight or make you starve, diet is pretty much changing the way you eat and often scheduling it
also silmarilen what the hell there are diets which are not meant to make you lose weight or make you starve, diet is pretty much changing the way you eat and often scheduling it
I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Yes you do, Aurani.
What?
I found a story hilarious that some teacher in the UK sprayed paki kids with air freshener because they reeked of curry
lol, I'd do that.
I did that to a Hindi once
Are you trying to pick a fightAurani wrote:
I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
we were talking about diet soda thoMilkshake wrote:
sync bruh
also silmarilen what the hell there are diets which are not meant to make you lose weight or make you starve, diet is pretty much changing the way you eat and often scheduling it
diet soda changes sugar for other stuff, people think it's good because there is less sugar but meanwhile the other stuff is more dangerous for you than sugar.Sync wrote:
sensationalism. diet soda is a good alternative for those who are diabetic or at-risk (if they are unwilling to switch to sugar-free or low-sugar drinks)silmarilen wrote:
diet is worse for your health in every way possible
maybe it doesnt make you as fat, but it does other bad things to your body.
My respect level for you has increased.Brian OA wrote:
I did that to a Hindi onceAre you trying to pick a fightAurani wrote:
I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
You, trying to fight ME?! Hah, nice joke mate!Brian OA wrote:
I did that to a Hindi onceAre you trying to pick a fightAurani wrote:
I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Nah, you just refused to answer my call not that long ago.
Good morning.
I slept like a fucking log lol
I slept like a fucking log lol
Good afternoon hoe.
mornings are good for no onesilmarilen wrote:
we were talking about diet soda tho
indeed, that's why i wake up past noon
Some women sound like pre-pubescent boys.
I get those every now and then recently as well.Hika wrote:
oh yeah guys I have a day off of work, what's up
Retail keeps you busy.
Just before reading this I saw this video.Khelly wrote:
I found a story hilarious that some teacher in the UK sprayed paki kids with air freshener because they reeked of curry
I don't know what this could mean.
I'm not sure if I want to know.
Pros to walking your dog around the most crowded part of the city: all the hot chicks will instantly hit you up for a talk.
Cons: They're only interested in the dog.
I swear I saw one of the most gorgeous-looking women tonight, and she not only had some derpy guy beside her, but she only gave a damn about my puppy. I've come to realize that relationships do matter and that I should work on being less of an abusive cunt and more of a charming guy again.
Cons: They're only interested in the dog.
I swear I saw one of the most gorgeous-looking women tonight, and she not only had some derpy guy beside her, but she only gave a damn about my puppy. I've come to realize that relationships do matter and that I should work on being less of an abusive cunt and more of a charming guy again.
You don't say...
Women are whores, you know.
Hence why I've developed a system where I'm so cancerous to handle that whichever woman manages to stay by my side for even a week, she isn't a prostitute.
I like you
What call?Aurani wrote:
Brian OA wrote:
Nah, you just refused to answer my call not that long ago.
All I have here is Milkshake sending me Saber porn and a chat log with my mom
That's some low standards.Aurani wrote:
Hence why I've developed a system where I'm so cancerous to handle that whichever woman manages to stay by my side for even a week, she isn't a prostitute.
Well I requested to talk to Shoco, and you never responded. I even forgot what I wanted to talk about in specific, but it was tied to architecture.
You are Shoco you mongrel. From this day onward, thy name shall be it.
Also I meant call as in summoning, not a Skype call. That'd be the shortest call in history.
Also I meant call as in summoning, not a Skype call. That'd be the shortest call in history.
You are to blame for making me forget what I needed to ask you, and no amount of faces is going to make up for it. Maybe the lancer from F/Z in a dress telling Europe to go to sleep would.
Can I call you cocoabeans brianBrian OA wrote: