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Vuelo Eluko

Friendan wrote:

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

i don't even drink anything that isn't water.
Are you saying you just don't drink alcohol or are you saying that you don't drink both alcohol and soda?
i don't think anything except water and the occasional cup of tea. Literally. Soda and alcohol both burn my throat which is a clear indicator that I shouldn't be putting it in my body, the way i see it.
EneT
A true Saint.
Vuelo Eluko
oh boy and let me tell you about that one time i tried a cigarette. It tasted and felt so awful, I can't understand how people do those all the time. I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.

Sometimes being a pansy bitch leads to good life decisions.

Usually not though
Friendan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

what about milk?
this guy knows what's up

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.
leave those loser friends
Vuelo Eluko

Friendan wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

what about milk?
this guy knows what's up
My fridge sucks ass and cant keep milk in the house for longer than half a week. So no
EneT
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
Vuelo Eluko

EneT wrote:

Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
dw im a shut-in now

advantage i never get sick anymore

disadvantage everything else
Vuelo Eluko
someone hug me
-sev

EneT wrote:

Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
Okay kid
Trash Boat
I once drank wine by accident thinking that it was Coke. Disgusting.
Yoeri
When I try to drink soda it comes out through my nose
silmarilen
Yuudachi-kun
I only drink soda, energy drinks, and sports drinks. Hardly ever water, and if it is water I need lemonade or kool aid mix in it because water tastes terrible. I need flavour when drinking something.
Granger
Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.

Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
Friendan
I only drink water from the purest drip glaciers that happen to host a large collection of fossils of tyrannosaurus rex that are next to volcanoes. I swear, it has more cations in it!

This jet lag makes me not want to play video games. I just let myself die in Vindictus. And my sm4sh skills are rusty >:(
Yuudachi-kun

Granger wrote:

Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.

Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
I would rather drink water than diet soda though - fuck diet.
silmarilen
diet is worse for your health in every way possible
Yuudachi-kun
I don't care about health, I care about enjoying food.
silmarilen
you should care about health tho
Yuudachi-kun
But I don't
Zelda


[x] touch fluffy tail

objectively best starter
Sync

silmarilen wrote:

diet is worse for your health in every way possible
sensationalism. diet soda is a good alternative for those who are diabetic or at-risk (if they are unwilling to switch to sugar-free or low-sugar drinks)
Milkshake
sync bruh

also silmarilen what the hell there are diets which are not meant to make you lose weight or make you starve, diet is pretty much changing the way you eat and often scheduling it
Aurani
I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Yuudachi-kun
Yes you do, Aurani.
EneT
What?
Yuudachi-kun
I found a story hilarious that some teacher in the UK sprayed paki kids with air freshener because they reeked of curry
EneT
lol, I'd do that.
Bweh
I did that to a Hindi once

Aurani wrote:

I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Are you trying to pick a fight
silmarilen

Milkshake wrote:

sync bruh

also silmarilen what the hell there are diets which are not meant to make you lose weight or make you starve, diet is pretty much changing the way you eat and often scheduling it
we were talking about diet soda tho
silmarilen

Sync wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

diet is worse for your health in every way possible
sensationalism. diet soda is a good alternative for those who are diabetic or at-risk (if they are unwilling to switch to sugar-free or low-sugar drinks)
diet soda changes sugar for other stuff, people think it's good because there is less sugar but meanwhile the other stuff is more dangerous for you than sugar.
maybe it doesnt make you as fat, but it does other bad things to your body.
EneT

Brian OA wrote:

I did that to a Hindi once

Aurani wrote:

I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Are you trying to pick a fight
My respect level for you has increased.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

I did that to a Hindi once

Aurani wrote:

I've spent the entire night pondering why Briansky is a sissy.
Are you trying to pick a fight
You, trying to fight ME?! Hah, nice joke mate!
Nah, you just refused to answer my call not that long ago.
Hika
Good morning.

I slept like a fucking log lol
EneT
Good afternoon hoe.
Milkshake

silmarilen wrote:

we were talking about diet soda tho
mornings are good for no one
silmarilen
indeed, that's why i wake up past noon
EneT
Some women sound like pre-pubescent boys.
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
Blue Stig

Hika wrote:

oh yeah guys I have a day off of work, what's up
I get those every now and then recently as well.
Retail keeps you busy.

Khelly wrote:

I found a story hilarious that some teacher in the UK sprayed paki kids with air freshener because they reeked of curry
Just before reading this I saw this video.
I don't know what this could mean.
I'm not sure if I want to know.


Aurani
Pros to walking your dog around the most crowded part of the city: all the hot chicks will instantly hit you up for a talk.
Cons: They're only interested in the dog.

I swear I saw one of the most gorgeous-looking women tonight, and she not only had some derpy guy beside her, but she only gave a damn about my puppy. I've come to realize that relationships do matter and that I should work on being less of an abusive cunt and more of a charming guy again.
EneT
You don't say...
Yuudachi-kun
Women are whores, you know.
Aurani
Hence why I've developed a system where I'm so cancerous to handle that whichever woman manages to stay by my side for even a week, she isn't a prostitute.
Yuudachi-kun
I like you
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Nah, you just refused to answer my call not that long ago.
What call?

All I have here is Milkshake sending me Saber porn and a chat log with my mom
EneT

Aurani wrote:

Hence why I've developed a system where I'm so cancerous to handle that whichever woman manages to stay by my side for even a week, she isn't a prostitute.
That's some low standards.
Aurani
Well I requested to talk to Shoco, and you never responded. I even forgot what I wanted to talk about in specific, but it was tied to architecture.
Bweh
Who's shoco?
Aurani
You are Shoco you mongrel. From this day onward, thy name shall be it.

Also I meant call as in summoning, not a Skype call. That'd be the shortest call in history.
Bweh
Aurani
You are to blame for making me forget what I needed to ask you, and no amount of faces is going to make up for it. Maybe the lancer from F/Z in a dress telling Europe to go to sleep would.
Bweh
Nice try, bud
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

Can I call you cocoabeans brian
Bweh
I can't stop you from doing that
AutoMedic
But can you get gains by doing the squats

Also I'm unhealthy as fuck so please give me some tips to stabilize my body again
-sev
rip aurani
EneT

AutoMedic wrote:

But can you get gains by doing the squats
You can get a nice ass.
Bweh

AutoMedic wrote:

But can you get gains by doing the squats

Also I'm unhealthy as fuck so please give me some tips to stabilize my body again
Well, squats engage the whole body so yes

Bottom line is to do some exercise, adjust diet, and drink a lot of water. Try to do some physical activity every day even if it means walking around for half an hour. Water pretty much improves your metabolism and helps your body do whatever process it needs to do efficiently. Abstain from jacking off too often. Cut candy and soda out of your life. Drink water.

If you want tips on self control go talk to a monk or something.
Yuudachi-kun
Fuck yes, got my delayed score.

Sync

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
loll
Yuudachi-kun

Sync wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
loll
I see no reason to do this.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

Fuck yes, got my delayed score.
fug

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
Why, proteins?
Yuudachi-kun

Friendan wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Fuck yes, got my delayed score.
fug

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
Why, proteins?

You suck breadman
EneT
I don't understand the ranking system in US.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

You suck breadman
hey at least it wasn't a 2

EneT wrote:

I don't understand the ranking system in US.
You are given a score of 1-5 on AP national exams. 1 means you're a failure, 2 means you suck, 3 means you're still pretty bad, not as though (considered passing), 4 is good, 5 is bretty good. There are a lot of retards, so a lot of people end up getting 1's (like 25% for the ones I took I think)
Trash Boat
Can I guess what does OA stands for, Brian? Yes I know that those are the Capitals of your last names.
Yuudachi-kun

EneT wrote:

I don't understand the ranking system in US.


1 - You wrote your name on it

2 - You learned something this year, but not enough to pass.

3 - Considered passing for college credit in most places.

4 - Would probably give you credit whereas a 3 is kind of iffy.

5 - You scored within the top ~10-20% of scores out of all test takers. Only an asshole university wouldn't give you credit for it.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

EneT wrote:


Considered passing for college credit in most places.
If you get a 3, it's only considered high school credit, or it does here at least.
Yuudachi-kun
Your AP score doesn't mean anything for your high school credit - your high school class does.
Bweh

Khelly wrote:

I see no reason to do this.
It's okay

Trash Boat wrote:

Can I guess what does OA stands for, Brian? Yes I know that those are the Capitals of your last names.
You know you guys don't have to ask me for permission to do things around here.
Hika
Brian has a really fucking straightforward full name. It's just like bam.

also hahaha tell me why I got a 4 on the ap calc ab exam and didn't get exempt for the college course.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Nice try, bud
Not even Shoco likes me anymore, time to enter the bitch mode.
Yuudachi-kun

Hika wrote:

Brian has a really fucking straightforward full name. It's just like bam.

also hahaha tell me why I got a 4 on the ap calc ab exam and didn't get exempt for the college course.
Your uni a shit

I forgot how to rotate and revolve things and I still got a 5
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Not even Shoco likes me anymore, time to enter the bitch mode.
***MURAKUMO ACTIVATED***
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
thelewa
I bought pants today
IppE

thelewa wrote:

I bought pants today
I got a hat in the mail.

Also, whoever said Blighttown was annoying.



anal rodeo was not daijoubu
EneT
Fought Ornstein and Smough yet?
Granger
I dont understand how people use these shitty upvote/downvote systems.
I make a honestly well researched post explaining things and showing how you could tackle an problem, listing pros and cons... no one cares.
Then sometime later i make a oneliner where i just parrot what the user above me said and i get 6 likes.

And thats why no forums should use such systems.
Friendan

IppE wrote:

I got a hat in the mail.

Granger wrote:

.
Upvoting is just used for the epic meme points. Downvotes are used for when someone offends you, and the person that "calls out the offender" gets upvotes, too.
IppE

Friendan wrote:

.

EneT wrote:

Fought Ornstein and Smough yet?
Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

***MURAKUMO ACTIVATED***
Oh Manboat, I can't explain why you're one of the best people around here.

Also, teach me how2fighting games.
EneT

IppE wrote:

Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Oh ok. By the way, you might have missed a secret, optional area called Great Hollow/Ash Lake. The entrance is found behind a secret wall in the bottom of Blighttown. Just search it up if you can't find it, it's pretty easy and memorable once you know.
IppE

EneT wrote:

IppE wrote:

Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Oh ok. By the way, you might have missed a secret, optional area called Great Hollow/Ash Lake. The entrance is found behind a secret wall in the bottom of Blighttown. Just search it up if you can't find it, it's pretty easy and memorable once you know.
Grinded some titanite shards there. Didn't bother going to ash lake yet though, but I'll probably end up going there at some point as well.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Oh Manboat, I can't explain why you're one of the best people around here.
No need to be shy, say it. I'm devilishly handsome.

Aurani wrote:

Also, teach me how2fighting games.
1. Get a controller/arcade stick of your choice. Or stick to your keyboard.
2. Pick a game whose pace you can get used to.
3. Read this
4. FIGHT!
4b(optional). Learn the greek alphabet.
Aurani
I was aiming more towards the personality, but sure, you're a handsome beast.

So, no keyboard? Why, is it harder than on a controller?
Trash Boat
Try a 360 with ASDW/IJKL/D-Arrows or whatever you are using. But for MK games it fits perfectly.
-sev

Trash Boat wrote:

4b(optional). Learn the greek alphabet.
?
DeletedUser_3905941

IppE wrote:

Grinded some titanite shards there. Didn't bother going to ash lake yet though, but I'll probably end up going there at some point as well.
unless you want to complete the siegmeyer questline don't even bother
silmarilen
so i wanted to craft some shit in gw2, turns out you can only craft them once every 10 hours.
i hate it when that happens
IppE

RedPanda wrote:

unless you want to complete the siegmeyer questline don't even bother
Haven't really delved into any questline things yet, so idk. Might go there just to say "fuck you" to that hydra.

http://www.hitbox.tv/video/587611

professional dank souls streaman
EneT
Did you look up a walkthrough or something?
IppE
Not really, just eyeballed some overall map and explored.
EneT
Ah ok, assumed you did since you're using the Uchigaytana which is one of the most OP weapons in DK1 and you're not fat-rolling; medium-rolling still looks and feels slow as hell though. Also you should start doing the DLC before you fight Sif, you get a unique cutscene from doing it; the bosses in the DLC are by the hardest in the game though, way harder than the Lord bosses which aren't even hard in the first place apart from the bed of chaos..
edit: nvm, you're not using the Uchigatana; it has a completely different moveset to the one you're using.
DeletedUser_3905941
the cutscene change is only impacts you if you're immersed in the lore of the game. it also means you can't join the dickwraiths
but yeah the dlc is highly recommended, possibly my most favorite area of the game
EneT
Artorias, Khalameet and Manus are 3 of the best boss fights in the whole Souls series imo.
Mercurial
What a horrible year to live in Argentina.
silmarilen
when did you come back to life?
Trash Boat
Who the fuck is he?
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