I raped my neighbours underaged daughter just from looking at that
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You have to be quite sick to fantasize about having sex with someone who has the physical appearance of a 7 year-old.
age is just a number
ugh tfw you fall in love with BA's pedophile ways
Ew.
oh yeah guys I have a day off of work, what's up
you're even pedophiler than me
No-YouRE 360 LLCOCKAsain PeoplesHika wrote:
oh yeah guys I have a day off of work, what's up
Just Kidding Your're So Corny-YSCOrné HELPautoCORRECT in the park, Balado, Kinross
the fuck
He said you like to suck Asian cocks in the park.
*caucasian
Oh I messed up the translation sorry; he also said that you take multiple cocks all around you and alternate between each cock in a 360 motion.
that's an even better translation
i'm gonna go suck some cocks now
i'm gonna go suck some cocks now
i sold my cock for internet points once
I just don't understand how someone hasn't mauled him to death irl
I know I'm just beating a dead horse here and that we've gone over this a million times but he's too stupid to be alive
I know I'm just beating a dead horse here and that we've gone over this a million times but he's too stupid to be alive
I dont understand why did you Ctrl+I your avatar, Brian.
Am I missing something or what? Who is that post referring to? Manboat?Brian OA wrote:
I just don't understand how someone hasn't mauled him to death irl
I know I'm just beating a dead horse here and that we've gone over this a million times but he's too stupid to be alive
The Roy guy ofc. N word this, N word that.
No seriously, who are you referring to Brian?
Aurani got it right
I'd say the same of Roy but he just strikes me as a child that just learned a new word
I'd say the same of Roy but he just strikes me as a child that just learned a new word
Ah yes, now I understand.
why is brian black now
Whos that manboat
You know what they say. Once you go black, you never go back.
ok so i fucking hate this day, i bought an eyeshadow this morning and i opened it in the most stupid away ever and it broke a bit. got mad. got over it.
i bought 4 more 15 minutes ago. dropped one of them. it broke completely. i'm mad. never getting over it. fuck.
i bought 4 more 15 minutes ago. dropped one of them. it broke completely. i'm mad. never getting over it. fuck.
Only go Asian on the rare occasion.
How much have you spent?
How much have you spent?
EneT wrote:
Once you go black, you never go back.
Some argue its hipocrysy because a bikini shows just as much skin as underwear but really, think about the implications and what underwear is associated with. Id be perfectly fine with people seeing me in a bikini but only my boyfriend is allowed to see me in underwear as the underwear implies sexual things, like getting undressed.Kaienyuu wrote:
But swimsuits are obviously not sexually suggestive or nsfw.B1rd wrote:
apparently this was too NSFW for a BG.
Bikini pics pls.
Wait, do you have a boyfriend? Aww
this actually sounds like disappointment...Trash Boat wrote:
Wait, do you have a boyfriend? Aww
Something like that, yeah.
My boner knows no implications.Granger wrote:
Some argue its hipocrysy because a bikini shows just as much skin as underwear but really, think about the implications and what underwear is associated with. Id be perfectly fine with people seeing me in a bikini but only my boyfriend is allowed to see me in underwear as the underwear implies sexual things, like getting undressed.
Words from a true man.Kaienyuu wrote:
My boner knows no implications.
that reminds meEneT wrote:
Bikini pics pls.
All I need him to do is give me pictures of his roommate's girlfriend
The one who "looks like Saber"?
Yeah I want to see the Saber look-alike too.
Bids on a possible cosplay
no, fuck cosplay
Look man, I've spent hours
HOURS
DAYS
Trying to find out what a real-life Saber would look like. I understand all of that 3DPD shit but I don't care; I'm genuinely curious. So here I've been, flipping through pictures of Brits, Frenchs, Scandis, and Germans just to see what works. I've sketched through countless pages just to see what hair; what eyes; what nose; what cheeks; what figure; what complexion works for an actual Arthurian genderbent teenage girl. Alas, it has been fruitless, like Gawain trying to get anywhere near the Holy Grail.
Then this lanky motherfucker with a hole on his chest comes up to me and says the answer pretty much fell on his doorstep, all while refusing to share, and I'm to take this passively?
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now how the fuck do I get to this guy
Look man, I've spent hours
HOURS
DAYS
Trying to find out what a real-life Saber would look like. I understand all of that 3DPD shit but I don't care; I'm genuinely curious. So here I've been, flipping through pictures of Brits, Frenchs, Scandis, and Germans just to see what works. I've sketched through countless pages just to see what hair; what eyes; what nose; what cheeks; what figure; what complexion works for an actual Arthurian genderbent teenage girl. Alas, it has been fruitless, like Gawain trying to get anywhere near the Holy Grail.
Then this lanky motherfucker with a hole on his chest comes up to me and says the answer pretty much fell on his doorstep, all while refusing to share, and I'm to take this passively?
NO
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Now how the fuck do I get to this guy
Dude. You have an obsession. This Waifu thing is getting to you, like, literally. It isn't healthy. Go clubbing once in a while and find a girl to keep you company.
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
Fuck you are serious about it. Have you considered trading favors?
No pussy for 5 months?!! Damn. I feel for you.Brian OA wrote:
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
I'm pretty sure I discussed this whole "come visit me" thing and I will take you clubbing.Brian OA wrote:
You have to understand that, where I am right now, there are no clubs and no people and will probably not get any until December.
Quite literally, as I need a guy friend to go clubbing with me. We have nice clubs.
Come on Brian, let's go.
Take her up on that offer Brian, go, go. You need it.
You should accept it, Brian. Its not that far.
That sounds real nice.
It's okay, I don't go back to school until spring semester so I guess we can club like every day now.
It's okay, I don't go back to school until spring semester so I guess we can club like every day now.
You still go to school Hika?
Damn, that busy are you?
Eh, technically I am still a student, since I am taking a calculus iii class but besides that, shit is pretty fuckin' dandy and all I do is work.
but I could use the clubbing so I'm ready for Brian's arrival
but I could use the clubbing so I'm ready for Brian's arrival
Clubbing is the right way to live at the final 2 years of your teens. I used to go clubbing every single week last year when I was 18.
I've never been though, actually. I've been to a rave, but that's pretty much it.
The clubs here are super fucking formal and I would have to have at least an older man with me in order to divert attention and crap. Going in a group of girls doesn't help much either. But they're really nice here. Fuck this legal drinking age, though.
The clubs here are super fucking formal and I would have to have at least an older man with me in order to divert attention and crap. Going in a group of girls doesn't help much either. But they're really nice here. Fuck this legal drinking age, though.
Ah, completely forgot the legal drinking age in America was only reduced to 18 last month. We have it nice here in the UK. For everyone here, once they turned 18... straight to clubbing every week.
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can you unlock the first one?Brian OA wrote:
Would you also be willing to make an ITT3/4 thread once I get the 2k get through completely legitimate means and lock this forever?
If it's been wastelanded I can't do anything
I won't get some poor guy to do that for me either
I won't get some poor guy to do that for me either
ughEneT wrote:
Clubbing is the right way to live at the final 2 years of your teens.
Guessing you did it wrong then?
I always hated going to clubs. I only did it for my friends and only a few times.
I hate the atmosphere and I hate the people in these places. Sorry, not sorry.
I hate the atmosphere and I hate the people in these places. Sorry, not sorry.
Ever tried a strip club? You might like the people there. 
I mean, I've only been once or twice but I sure did.
I mean, I've only been once or twice but I sure did.
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
Still, I haven't really gone to a club in almost two years. I don't know if I could do it anymore.
Still, I haven't really gone to a club in almost two years. I don't know if I could do it anymore.
I never get drunk; I'm heavy as hell. It'll take me a full on keg to get me down.
Clubs make me feel uncomfortable and I don't like getting piss drunkBrian OA wrote:
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
By "heavy" do you mean "heavy as in you're bearmode or "heavy" as in you're Jabba the Hutt?
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
I understandKaienyuu wrote:
Clubs make me feel uncomfortable and I don't like getting piss drunkBrian OA wrote:
You don't hate it when you're grinding against a brown goddess but then you do if you're too drunk and fall on your ass afterwards
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
Heavy as in the opposite of lightweight.
Lightweight as in drunk in just a few sips of alcohol.
Lightweight as in drunk in just a few sips of alcohol.
It's not the getting drunk part that bothers me, it's the morning after.Brian OA wrote:
I understand
In your case, getting piss drunk would help, but that'd be kind of sad.
Yeah I guess, that rarely happens to me though.
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i've not been hungover once.
did throw up once but that was the same night so I didn't caaare
did throw up once but that was the same night so I didn't caaare
ahhh, last time I got hungover was about a week ago, worst decision ever.
but yeah if you get piss drunk you can do pretty much fucking anything lol
but yeah if you get piss drunk you can do pretty much fucking anything lol
More like you're willing to do pretty much fucking anything
Probably not successfully
Probably not successfully
never been drunk or under the influence of anything in my life, fuck poisoning myself i don't even smoke or drink anything that isn't water.
Considering i don't eat healthy or exercise, I have to have SOME good decision making to stop my body from collapsing by the time im 30.
Considering i don't eat healthy or exercise, I have to have SOME good decision making to stop my body from collapsing by the time im 30.
Are you saying you just don't drink alcohol or are you saying that you don't drink both alcohol and soda?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
i don't even drink anything that isn't water.
what about milk? not even milk music?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
never been drunk or under the influence of anything in my life, fuck poisoning myself i don't even smoke or drink anything that isn't water.
i don't think anything except water and the occasional cup of tea. Literally. Soda and alcohol both burn my throat which is a clear indicator that I shouldn't be putting it in my body, the way i see it.Friendan wrote:
Are you saying you just don't drink alcohol or are you saying that you don't drink both alcohol and soda?xxjesus1412fanx wrote:
i don't even drink anything that isn't water.
A true Saint.
oh boy and let me tell you about that one time i tried a cigarette. It tasted and felt so awful, I can't understand how people do those all the time. I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.
Sometimes being a pansy bitch leads to good life decisions.
Usually not though
Sometimes being a pansy bitch leads to good life decisions.
Usually not though
this guy knows what's upStatic Noise Bird wrote:
what about milk?
leave those loser friendsxxjesus1412fanx wrote:
I managed to finish the whole thing just because it would have been embarrassing not to in that shitty situation, but i never considered another one.
My fridge sucks ass and cant keep milk in the house for longer than half a week. So noFriendan wrote:
this guy knows what's upStatic Noise Bird wrote:
what about milk?
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
dw im a shut-in nowEneT wrote:
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
advantage i never get sick anymore
disadvantage everything else
someone hug me
Okay kidEneT wrote:
Don't smoke kids and never feel pressured to.
I once drank wine by accident thinking that it was Coke. Disgusting.
I only drink soda, energy drinks, and sports drinks. Hardly ever water, and if it is water I need lemonade or kool aid mix in it because water tastes terrible. I need flavour when drinking something.
Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
I only drink water from the purest drip glaciers that happen to host a large collection of fossils of tyrannosaurus rex that are next to volcanoes. I swear, it has more cations in it!
This jet lag makes me not want to play video games. I just let myself die in Vindictus. And my sm4sh skills are rusty
This jet lag makes me not want to play video games. I just let myself die in Vindictus. And my sm4sh skills are rusty
I would rather drink water than diet soda though - fuck diet.Granger wrote:
Ever tried mixing water with fruit juice (from freshly pressed fruits preferably)? That would make a both tastier and healthier alternative.
Oh wait, american and stuff. Nevermind me even asking.
diet is worse for your health in every way possible
I don't care about health, I care about enjoying food.
you should care about health tho