Hire Yuuji to kill you. I simply need not get my hands dirty 
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Murder the person above you
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Cut off your hands so you can no longer spam and then cut each limb off one by one.
Hang you from a tree
Force him to play a game of Russian Roulette. Make him go first using a gun with fully loaded chambers.
Looks like I'll have to beat the **** out of you for insulting my mustache.
Let U-235 reach critical mass. Then set it off right next to you
Gamble your ass to some mafia..
Gotta feed you some grass that I ate in the morning then I make you suffocate with more grass and wait until you die
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Smother them with soft plushy toys!
Make you fabulous till you die. Heart failure due to exhaustion is rather fatal, you know..
I'll keep sparking anpan at you until you lose consciousness and never wake up agan >:-]
Smother you in fabulousness
Steal your shades (I know that you can no longer live without them)
Wear claymores on my shades, with the lasers pointed outwards
Suffocate them with swag
I kill you with Mr. Popo
I'll never let you live the day with all your 1xmisses.
Idk how to kill someone, but if I did, I would hide it in one of my chins
i kill you with a stove
You'll be killed by your own kind.
Pitiful.
Pitiful.
I'll kill you in the cleanest of ways. No gore.
A true evil person in the making over here, folks. >:3
A true evil person in the making over here, folks. >:3
I'll kill you by carbon monoxide and then hide your body in a bathroom stall in your school so that people will find it.
I think it's the cleanest of the ways.
I think it's the cleanest of the ways.
I'd stab you to death in a dark alley, then throw your body in a dumpster, hiding your body by pushing the dumpster down a ditch. By the time your body is discovered, only your bones remain.
I'll take you to a beach. Then I'll push you off a cliff and let you drown to death. I'll also hide you beneath the tall trees we have where I live.
bang
You'd go through all that trouble to drown me to death in an ocean then retrieve my body?boope wrote:
I'll take you to a beach. Then I'll push you off a cliff and let you drown to death. I'll also hide you beneath the tall trees we have where I live.
I'd accidentally run over you with a tank.
I seal you inside of a crate with no air holes and drop you off into the middle of the ocean.
*microism knocks out garpo*
*microism pushes knife directly into garpo's heart*
*rips out intestines and organs*
*rips out skin and tear out his muscles*
*sticks arm up nostrils and grabs his brain*
*eats it*
*throws remains into incinerator*
*microism pushes knife directly into garpo's heart*
*rips out intestines and organs*
*rips out skin and tear out his muscles*
*sticks arm up nostrils and grabs his brain*
*eats it*
*throws remains into incinerator*
*Gumpyyy knocks out [ microism ]*
*Gumpyyy carries [ microism ] to the docks*
*Gumpyyy puts [ microism ] into box with lots of micro spiders and rocks don't forget rocks*
*Gumpyyy throws the box into the ocean*
*Gumpyyy feels nice*
*Gumpyyy carries [ microism ] to the docks*
*Gumpyyy puts [ microism ] into box with lots of micro spiders and rocks don't forget rocks*
*Gumpyyy throws the box into the ocean*
*Gumpyyy feels nice*
*revives and murders gumpyyy*
*makes gumpyyy sleep with drug*
*throw into incinerator*
*makes gumpyyy sleep with drug*
*throw into incinerator*
uses an incomplete shrink ray, like the one the villain of Ant-Man possess. the shrinking process is incomplete, making microism a tiny puddle of deformed meat. see the movie if you wanna know.
*revives and murders trash boat*
"why the hell did you watch antman nerd lol hahahah"
"why the hell did you watch antman nerd lol hahahah"