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Murder the person above you

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The Gambler
Smother you in fabulousness
Critical Dude
Steal your shades (I know that you can no longer live without them)
The Gambler
Wear claymores on my shades, with the lasers pointed outwards
YamiHikari
Suffocate them with swag
Kurochiie
Stab you to death with my laser.
Conor
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Kurochiie
Cool.

I'll kill you with my oppais.
The Gambler
I kill you with Mr. Popo
Conor
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The Gambler
I'll never let you live the day with all your 1xmisses.
-Stream-_old
Idk how to kill someone, but if I did, I would hide it in one of my chins
Volta
i kill you with a stove
Aomi
You'll be killed by your own kind.
Pitiful.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'll kill you in the cleanest of ways. No gore.

A true evil person in the making over here, folks. >:3
boope
I'll kill you by carbon monoxide and then hide your body in a bathroom stall in your school so that people will find it.

I think it's the cleanest of the ways.
captainmilk
I'd stab you to death in a dark alley, then throw your body in a dumpster, hiding your body by pushing the dumpster down a ditch. By the time your body is discovered, only your bones remain.
boope
I'll take you to a beach. Then I'll push you off a cliff and let you drown to death. I'll also hide you beneath the tall trees we have where I live.
Trash Boat
bang
captainmilk

boope wrote:

I'll take you to a beach. Then I'll push you off a cliff and let you drown to death. I'll also hide you beneath the tall trees we have where I live.
You'd go through all that trouble to drown me to death in an ocean then retrieve my body?

I'd accidentally run over you with a tank.
boope
I'd force you to do this
Garpo
I seal you inside of a crate with no air holes and drop you off into the middle of the ocean.
fat pear
*microism knocks out garpo*
*microism pushes knife directly into garpo's heart*
*rips out intestines and organs*
*rips out skin and tear out his muscles*
*sticks arm up nostrils and grabs his brain*
*eats it*
*throws remains into incinerator*
Gumpy
*Gumpyyy knocks out [ microism ]*
*Gumpyyy carries [ microism ] to the docks*
*Gumpyyy puts [ microism ] into box with lots of micro spiders and rocks don't forget rocks*
*Gumpyyy throws the box into the ocean*
*Gumpyyy feels nice*
fat pear
*revives and murders gumpyyy*
*makes gumpyyy sleep with drug*
*throw into incinerator*
Trash Boat
uses an incomplete shrink ray, like the one the villain of Ant-Man possess. the shrinking process is incomplete, making microism a tiny puddle of deformed meat. see the movie if you wanna know.
fat pear
*revives and murders trash boat*
"why the hell did you watch antman nerd lol hahahah"
Trash Boat
>did not specify how did he murdered me
>calls me a nerd

get the fuck out, you nigga.

/uses police brutality on microism
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Death by submerged garbage truck!
boope
I'll hire a hitman
KokoaCrunch
Just bury you, make sure that the hole is deep enough to reach the core~
Shota
Fitting, Flippy is my icon for this. I would just cut off your hand and slap you with your own hand while you are bleeding to death.

(sorry)
Garpo
I let you die of old age.
YamiHikari
I might try a little chemistry - tricking you into drinking acid.
Rilene
Let's expirement caesium with fluoride, meanwhile can you wait here? I'll get some desert and can you please test it for me while I'm getting it?
iiko
Wanna have a bleach drinking contest?
puccithecat
I SHALL DROWN YOU ON A POOL AND BURN YOU AND THE POOL.

is it possible?
Rilene

puccithecat wrote:

I SHALL DROWN YOU ON A POOL AND BURN YOU AND THE POOL.

is it possible?
this ain't spongebob universe
Aomi
Trash Boat
Finish him!
Volta
Fatality
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