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olivia272
Haha. Sodomy. Haha.
Vuelo Eluko
kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than kuvster

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
IppE

Riince wrote:

kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than him

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
olivia272
Do you know what else is >hard<?
Yoeri
no
IppE

olivia272 wrote:

Do you know what else is >hard<?
High carbon steel
Granger
Well, that doesnt quite seem to work.

Bweh
We should just ban those abusive touchscreen players forever

olivia272 wrote:

Do you know what else is >hard<?
Diamonds
Granger

Riince wrote:

kuvster a rank 22k player got a 430pp play because loltouchscreen
and tom94 is defending him on his ask.fm because "it was hard"

newsflash
its not supposed to be 'hard' for a rank 22k player to get a 400pp score
its not
supposed
to be
possible

but its ok because tom94 knows how hard a touchscreen is to play with, so what if the score is impossible even for tablet/mouse players 100x better than kuvster

of course i realize theres nothing to be done about it because he probably didnt hack, just venting
But werent TAG4 maps "unranked" for the same reason? Talk about being a hypocryte...
Bweh
I can see TAG maps being easier to abuse than maps like Granat DT
Aurani
I'll abuse you instead.
FuZ
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
olivia272
I can watch.
Bweh
There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Yuudachi-kun
Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

olivia272
I could use the organs.
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

flawed as fuck logic ignoring my point entirely/10
i could do that.. but what would it prove? that i was right?
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

Go buy a touchscreen and pratice for hours everyday and play granat DT 2000 times and then come back, Riince.

flawed as fuck logic ignoring my point entirely/10
You can be different skill levels with different input methods. Stop being so jealous of what other people can do.
Vuelo Eluko
the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Oh, don't worry, I'll fuck you gently with my off-hand.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Memorisation can be a skill, and if he wants to put untold hours into one map, then he deserves the pp. He's not going to be making those once a day.

I'm also guessing that having to move your hand around a touchscreen is something you didn't think of as movement?
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

the point is you dont need skill if you can memorize, but it doesnt work that way with tablet/mouse, you cant just memorize, you have to actually be able to execute movements lengthwise not just remember where to touch with your finger. you can't brute force that if the map is way out of your league.
Memorisation can be a skill, and if he wants to put untold hours into one map, then he deserves the pp. He's not going to be making those once a day.
i have several friends who have done similar things, even one who played four dimensions fully around 1000 times with similar pp to mr touchscreen, and his best play on it is.. 40% with nofail. because the map is just too hard, no amount of memorizing fixes that unless you use a touchscreen.
Yuudachi-kun
Four dimensions isn't a jump map, though. You're just telling Kuvster that he isn't entitled to his pp because you're (And others) "technically" better at the game and can't get the plays he can. Get real.
Vuelo Eluko
and the guy im talking about isnt even a touchscreen player, seriously now, you're just agreeing with me at this point, the guy im talking about didnt use touchscreen, why couldnt he get the epic play on a stream map with memorizing? because his peripheral isn't blatantly broken for osu! that's why.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

and the guy im talking about isnt even a touchscreen player, seriously now, you're just agreeing with me at this point, the guy im talking about didnt use touchscreen, why couldnt he get the epic play on a stream map with memorizing?|
I'm saying you can't compare 4D to Granat.
Vuelo Eluko
stream maps are to a mouse/tablet what jump maps are to a touchscreen, if you are to agree with the idea that your peripheral limits you in some way.

both maps are way out of said players league

one player could memorize it with a broken peripheral that requires much less from the player, another could memorize but couldnt get the score because that's not how it works for real peripherals.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

There's this special kind of fucking I picked up during my trip to Canada called fuck off
Oh, don't worry, I'll fuck you gently with my off-hand.
How does that even work
Yuudachi-kun
So you're going to compare someone using a mouse playing one of the most stamina intensive ranked stream map in the game at a high bpm to a 40 second jump map?

Granat clearly isn't out of his league if he can fc it.
Vuelo Eluko
yes because a mouse/tablet player of kuvsters level couldnt dt granat OR fc freedom dive regardless of memorizing for the same reason of it being way too hard, but with a touchscreen and enough memorizing can at least do 1 for similar amounts of pp, which is the main linking factor between the 2 maps here.
Trash Boat

Brian OA wrote:

How does that even work
It doesnt

Frostei wrote:

Click here
Well dammit, now I have to resize it. Again.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

yes because a mouse/tablet player of kuvsters level couldnt dt granat OR fc freedom dive for the same reason of it being way too hard, but with a touchscreen and enough memorizing can at least do 1 for similar amounts of pp, which is the main linking factor between the 2 maps here.


You're talking about a touchscreen and memorisation as if it would happen within an hour, and equating pp directly with skilll and your idea of what someone "should" be able to do.

I implore you to get a touchscreen and make these plays, then when you find out how hard it is to actually do, you'll realise Kuvster is on a whole different level than what you're trying to see in pp. You're just trying to restrict someones efforts based on your narrow idea of what should and shouldn't be possible.
DeletedUser_4041880

Granger wrote:

Well, that doesnt quite seem to work.

It's just a preview of how the forums might look in the future. The designer for this said it's glitchy and unresponsive sometimes, but they're working on it.
Vuelo Eluko
doesnt matter how -hard- it is for me to do, it -shouldnt be possible- for me to set a score worth that much for at least another year or 2, regardless of how much i spam a map where the jumps are trivial because i dont have to keep my hand on the playfield.

point is that was almost as abusive to the system as the tag4 plays, which in themselves proved how broken touchscreen is.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

How does that even work
Everything works when you're on an acid trip, mate.
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

doesnt matter how -hard- it is for me to do, it -shouldnt be possible- for me to set a score worth that much for at least another year or 2, regardless of how much i spam a map where the jumps are trivial because i dont have to keep my hand on the playfield.
And do you ever wonder why it shouldn't be possible with large amounts of hard work? Is it like how we're not allowed to have 600+ pp scores rip _index 2015?
olivia272

Riince wrote:

doesnt matter how -hard- it is .
Pfffftchhhhhahahhehehapffttchh
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

doesnt matter how -hard- it is for me to do, it -shouldnt be possible- for me to set a score worth that much for at least another year or 2, regardless of how much i spam a map where the jumps are trivial because i dont have to keep my hand on the playfield.
And do you ever wonder why it shouldn't be possible? Is it like how we're not allowed to have 600+ pp scores rip _index 2015?
small circles are currently broken, thats no secret, a play being overweighted isnt the fault of the player or equipment.
Vuelo Eluko

olivia272 wrote:

Riince wrote:

doesnt matter how -hard- it is .
Pfffftchhhhhahahhehehapffttchh
i know context is hard for finns, but please try
Yuudachi-kun
Small circles being broken for pp is the same way DT is broken for giving too much for too little effort. high 4 star + dt excluded.
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

high 4 star + dt excluded.
not really, dt is broken all-around, glad we agreed on something though
but i guess my low-star rating high pp yield dt scores are proof that that's the only place its broken because of near-SS acc ayy, lets see you do them
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

high 4 star + dt excluded.
not really, dt is broken all-around, glad we agreed on something though
I'm not going to call Gangsta DT, or remote control DT broken; I'm going to call daidai genome and koigokoro broken.
FuZ
Now kiss
Yuudachi-kun

FuZ38100 wrote:

Now kiss
Who are you and why are you in our collab.
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

I'm not going to call Gangsta DT, or remote control DT broken; I'm going to call daidai genome and koigokoro broken.
remote control is absolutely broken, gangsta dt would be broken if anyone could actually do it, any map where most of the difficulty is contained in one small section but it still gets the length/acc bonus that adds as if the whole map is that difficult is fundamentally broken.

theres only about 15 notes on remote control that are difficult, and for some players, the anti-jumps at the beginning as well. why should it even count hundreds of objects towards the pp and star rating?
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

I'm not going to call Gangsta DT, or remote control DT broken; I'm going to call daidai genome and koigokoro broken.
remote control is absolutely broken, gangsta dt would be broken if anyone could actually do it, any map where most of the difficulty is contained in one small section but it still gets the length/acc bonus that adds as if the whole map is that difficult is fundamentally broken.

theres only about 15 notes on remote control that are difficult, and for some players, the anti-jumps at the beginning as well. why should it even count hundreds of objects towards the pp and star rating?
Because every one of those also includes a chance to miss even if it's not as high as the difficult section? If you stripped out remote control except for its hard parts, how much less pp would it give?
FuZ

Kheldragar wrote:

FuZ38100 wrote:

Now kiss
Who are you and why are you in our collab.
I wanted to look cool like all of you, i hope i'm doing it right
Vuelo Eluko
very little, and the point is even if the 'joke easy' parts of remote control in particular which is pretty much everything in the middle, was suddenly changed to be extremely difficult but not quite as hard as the end, the map would still give the same pp, just be more 'worthy' of the pp it gives for the 'effort'.

in its current form its as broken as 4 star dt maps, too much pp for too little effort.

and yes i consider most of it 'joke easy' for the people actually capable of doing the hard parts.
olivia272

FuZ38100 wrote:

wanted to look cool like all of you, i hope i'm doing it right
It's just me and you now. tehe
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

very little, and the point is even if the 'joke easy' parts of remote control in particular which is pretty much everything in the middle, was suddenly changed to be extremely difficult but not quite as hard as the end, the map would still give the same pp,
I'm suspect of this and have no way of seeing if it's true or not.
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

very little, and the point is even if the 'joke easy' parts of remote control in particular which is pretty much everything in the middle, was suddenly changed to be extremely difficult but not quite as hard as the end, the map would still give the same pp,
I'm suspect of this and have no way of seeing if it's true or not.
the system only cares about the hardest part of the map. that's why in this map https://osu.ppy.sh/s/29157 the hour marathon is exactly the same star diff as the hardest standalone song.
piruchan
I miss Winek
Yuudachi-kun
I thought that was only for DIFFICULTY calculations. And that if you add more of the same type of difficulty to a map, the diff will still go up to a point until it stops no matter how long you make the map.

And difficulty != pp, it's only correlated.
Vuelo Eluko
Oh of course, there's more than star rating involved in pp calc, but i did specifically say 'slightly easier' than the hard part at the end, which considering those jumps are near-impossible, would still be very difficult. the other factors include object count, which would be the same whether they are easily spaced/placed or made very hard, as long as its easier than the hardest part, circles vs sliders, etc. doesnt matter it would be worth the same for a much harder map. this phenomenon happens at all star ratings.

essentially in my first example comparing iron to middle of the night, they may not be that close in diff [5.2 vs 4.5] but compared to the hardest parts of remote control, if those are 5 star, the middle 330x combo honestly watching the replay most of it just looks piss easy compared to the hard parts so like.. 2 stars in comparison.. so even if you made that part 2 times harder, there would be no gain on star rating or pp.

basically... overrated maps gonna be overrated, you can't just limit to saying the only overrated maps are the ones you've personally fc'd, they are just also overrated in the same way, just significantly easier.

best friendS is a much much better example for this than remote control tbh, theres so few people who can pull remote control dt off.
Yuudachi-kun


Listen to this amazing music.

Riince wrote:

so even if you made that part 2 times harder, there would be no gain on star rating or pp.
I'm not sure about that "no increase in pp" part. I think it would still increase the pp gains, even if by some small amount. Look at "Battle for everyone's souls" vs Koigokoro. I think souls peaks at a far harder difficulty than Koigokoro yet it gives less pp for a higher acc since the first 400 combo are almost trivial. I can't speak for DT maps I haven't played.
olivia272

Kheldragar wrote:


Listen to this amazing music.
It's a Finnish song.

Yuudachi-kun
I am aware (It was mostly about the video). Have more.

olivia272
It's a shame that he passed away. I listened to Kari's songs a lot when I was younger.

Now that we are in this topic:

IppE
olivia272
Trash Boat
So my sister just came back from her trip on Europe. She visited many places and countries such as London, France, Spain, Italy, etc. She brought many stuff, but most of it were chocolates. That was fun for her, I guess.
Aurani
Did you just write "London" and then name countries? Do you consider London a country, or are you just not knowledgeable enough to say "Great Britain" instead of "London"? :p
olivia272
He wrote "places and countries such as...".
Trash Boat

olivia272 wrote:

He wrote "places and countries such as...".
Exactly what she said. Thanks m8
Aurani
Don't leech off of her. It was still logically inconsistent. Just because it was correct, doesn't mean it makes sense. Why the shit did you write London and not Great Britain, if you named COUNTRIES after that?
-sev
It's that time of the month again
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Don't leech off of her. It was still logically inconsistent. Just because it was correct, doesn't mean it makes sense. Why the shit did you write London and not Great Britain, if you named COUNTRIES after that?
Because those pirates don't need any more ego boost, that's why.
FuZ
Great Britain is not a country anyway, it's a boat
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

Don't leech off of her. It was still logically inconsistent. Just because it was correct, doesn't mean it makes sense. Why the shit did you write London and not Great Britain, if you named COUNTRIES after that?
He said places and countries and listed a place first and country second.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Because those pirates don't need any more ego boost, that's why.
You know how our beloved Filipino would say:
Ayyy lmao

FuZ38100 wrote:

Great Britain is not a country anyway
It's a collection of kingdoms, just like France.
Trash Boat
Apparently you can win games if you participate in online tourneys

Vapor
the country name you are looking for is united kingdom, great britain is just the bigger island and does not include northern ireland
Yuudachi-kun

Vapor wrote:

the country name you are looking for is united kingdom, great britain is just the bigger island and does not include northern ireland
British Isles > United Kingdom of Greatbritan and Northern Ireland > Great Britan > England
AutoMedic
Good Morning
Dainesl
Or you could be like everyone else and use the terms interchangeably, like I do, despite living in the UK \:D/ (or was it Great Britain...or the British Isles...or England...err...oops I forgot)
Trash Boat
it's good night for me but hey
AutoMedic

Trash Boat wrote:

Apparently you can win games if you participate in online tourneys

trash boat, you're the worst
Yuudachi-kun

Dainesl wrote:

Or you could be like everyone else and use the terms interchangeably, like I do, despite living in the UK \:D/ (or was it Great Britain...or the British Isles...or England...err...oops I forgot)
I am apalled and offended. You ever hear about a Glasgow Kiss, son?
Trash Boat
eh, why?
AutoMedic
because that game is bad

and you should feel bad for owning or playing it
Aurani

Vapor wrote:

the country name you are looking for is united kingdom, great britain is just the bigger island and does not include northern ireland
Who the shit cares about a parcel with 200 Irishmen living on it.

#JeSuisFalkland
#WakeUp
#BushIstEinNazi
Yuudachi-kun
The murals in Northern Ireland are interesting.
Trash Boat
was that or:
Portal 2(already have it)
Dead Island collection(nah)
Dead Rising 2 pack(cant handle it)
BIT TRIP Void(not a big fan)
AWESOMENAUTS(Not so awesome IMO)
Saints Row IV Full pack(cant handle it either)
AutoMedic
You should feel good for owning SRIV. Game is good
B1rd
So I recently had fun with my old Runescape account. It's funny how I can have fun mindlessly chopping trees for hours, I wish I could apply this to other stuff.
Trash Boat
Does Minecraft ring a bell to you? just saying
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

Does Minecraft ring a bell to you? just saying


In other news

Yuudachi-kun
Satori was my waifu.
IppE

Kheldragar wrote:

was my waifu.
B1rd
I thought it was Kokoro.

DeletedUser_4041880
Aurani
Best way to stay up? Decide to go to bed and just watch your body say "nope" and enter hype mode.
Tsukimi Luna
I feel like I am mining an Onion mine .... qwq
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

I thought it was Kokoro.

I said WAS Satori. It IS kokoro.
Vialle
Someone help me to find a waifu please
Trash Boat

Vialle wrote:

Someone help me to find a waifu please
1 of 2 options
Option 1: Go to this thread, fill the form and wait
Option 2: Start playing HuniePop/Skullgirls/Vanguard Princess

You are welcome
Bweh

Kheldragar wrote:

was my waifu.
All respect = gone
Tsukimi Luna
Hmmm.... I was wondering if anyone over here knows a good community for roleplay and stuff like that......


I really like roleplaying a lot.... as many various different type of characters and stuff and I love to imagine scenarios.... first person scenarios and also the society and enviroment and stuff like that

Sometimes I also feel that roleplaying has a limit because I can only have influence over my own characters.

I feel like I want to start writing a story..... because I have so much idea and scenarios and stuffs in my head that I wanna picture it out in some form or another....
I still can't draw yet and the closest thing I can do is write....

But i don't know where to start...

Is it as simple as opening a blank word page and start typing........ :x
Bweh
It's as simple as opening up a new thread page and typing in the words CYOA thread on the title

Which I should probably work on someday
Tsukimi Luna
Well, if i do that what sub-forum would be the most appropriate to start the thread....
Bweh
Off-Topic

I'm 100% serious
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