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And I didn't even get to test it, even though I was one of the first ones to have applied... 
Let us cut ourselves and mix our blood to share our pain in a brotherly fashion.
Okay, that sounds way more emo than I originally thought it would.
Okay, that sounds way more emo than I originally thought it would.
Can't we just fuck or something
More enjoyable and less gay than cutting
More enjoyable and less gay than cutting
I remember when Bad Apple got ranked, most played, and unranked all within 24 hours. Now that was a fun rollercoaster.IppE wrote:
I remember when bad apple was most played.
Good times.
Its official. 6 million users.
About 0.08% of the world has an account on osu!. Good job, osu!.
So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.
i can't visualize and get into what im hearing as much as i can for what im reading... so reading is better
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
step it UP
you know i dont really understand the purpose of a pepper that's so hot it's actually legally classified as torture to make someone eat them.
i assume its some kind of dick measuring contest between growers, kind of like shitmappers trying to make the highest star rating beatmaps.
you know i dont really understand the purpose of a pepper that's so hot it's actually legally classified as torture to make someone eat them.
i assume its some kind of dick measuring contest between growers, kind of like shitmappers trying to make the highest star rating beatmaps.
Iowa > Yamato
I'm usually not a fan of 'murrican engineering, but Iowa completely outclasses Yamato in most aspects, aside from armour and armament. Yes, I mean sure, having a huge 400 mil belt is going to save you from most torpedo runs and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships, but your speed is so fucking shit and your deck is so wide (if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs) that you're practically screaming "Yoooo mates, drop thy 3000 kilo bombs 'ere!". Apart from that, Iowa had an absolutely monstrous operational range (Yamato's was shorter by almost 4k kilometers) and Yamato's citadel placement was so shit, that if you actually penetrated the hull from above, boom goes the entire fucking ship. :V
I'm usually not a fan of 'murrican engineering, but Iowa completely outclasses Yamato in most aspects, aside from armour and armament. Yes, I mean sure, having a huge 400 mil belt is going to save you from most torpedo runs and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships, but your speed is so fucking shit and your deck is so wide (if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs) that you're practically screaming "Yoooo mates, drop thy 3000 kilo bombs 'ere!". Apart from that, Iowa had an absolutely monstrous operational range (Yamato's was shorter by almost 4k kilometers) and Yamato's citadel placement was so shit, that if you actually penetrated the hull from above, boom goes the entire fucking ship. :V
Atleast you have food nearby.Aurani wrote:
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
You're in Norway... you can fish for free. :pGumpyyy wrote:
Atleast you have food nearby.Aurani wrote:
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
But that's like two hours away
I thought every Scandinavian had 25 private lakes and a portion of the sea in their backyard. :V
Made my dayAurani wrote:
and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships
IppE
Ah, thanks. I never really properly read up on the Japanese navy, or at least not as much as I have on the US'.
IppE
(Insert World Of Guns gun model here)
Damn always first post
Damn always first post
So I'm. looking forward on the new game called World of Warships. I really want to try it out, see how it plays and stuff. Just like how I'm hyped about Overwatch as of now
I'd suggest we all play together once the public beta comes out, but half of you bloody lot are living in another solar system compared to me... oh well, I'll have to settle on sinking 3rd world Europeans only. :V
I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Well, you don't really need to be a strategist to play Wargaming's products, actually, you'd have to be the opposite and turn your brain off, because the community that developed around WG's games is so cancerous that you'd need blood pressure medication after playing 5 matches in any of their games. It seriously makes me wonder how people even breathe if they can't move their mouse to the bloody left and press left click to shoot the idiotic target next to them.
However, it does help being nerdy in those games, as even if they most DEFINITELY aren't historical at all, it helps knowing that you probably should shoot the poor Tiger and Tiger Porsche in the arse, as they had outright horrendous engines, and shit like that.
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
However, it does help being nerdy in those games, as even if they most DEFINITELY aren't historical at all, it helps knowing that you probably should shoot the poor Tiger and Tiger Porsche in the arse, as they had outright horrendous engines, and shit like that.
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Of course it's cool, it's ships we're talking aboutAutoMedic wrote:
I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
brb orgasming over ships
Lol there was an user called Allahu akbar, got banned after a while.
We didn't even scratch them
That one didn't go through
We didn't penetrate their armor
It bounced off
That one ricocheted
Ricochet
We've just dinged them
That one didn't go through
We didn't penetrate their armor
It bounced off
That one ricocheted
Ricochet
We've just dinged them
Took the kebab long enough.
Why all the love for ships, though? What about submarines? I've always had a thing for German subs, especially U-404... the bugger even sank a Yugoslavian (Serbian) ship, and it went down fighting, unlike most other subs.
Why all the love for ships, though? What about submarines? I've always had a thing for German subs, especially U-404... the bugger even sank a Yugoslavian (Serbian) ship, and it went down fighting, unlike most other subs.
I never had a thing for Ships, shipwaifu or otherwise.
Combat on land on the other hand, especially atillery and other long range weapons... aww yiss.
Combat on land on the other hand, especially atillery and other long range weapons... aww yiss.
Clearly you're not a 11y old minecraft player.Aurani wrote:
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Fuck y'all, subs4lyfe.
Sadly, 'murricans have a rather shit taste in sub designs, Russians were so screwed after the fall of the Soviet Union that they still don't have any presentable sub that could counter 'murricans ( one could safely assume they have some badass multi-purpose attack sub design that could destroy half the planet, but alas, Russians never had a thing for showing-off in media, unlike the 'murricans), and I'm deeply disturbed that Germany also stopped producing their lovely and sexy unique subs after the loss in WW2.
If I wanted Germany to win for any particular reason back then, it would be their fucking badass designs. Sure, their tanks and airplanes were wonders of engineering, but they were ultimately utter fucking shit due to both the cost and the complexity, while their subs were both functional, cheap AND kicked the poor British around like babies.
And no, I'm not an 11 year-old MC player, I'm an 8 year-old girl, and I would love to mate you.
Sadly, 'murricans have a rather shit taste in sub designs, Russians were so screwed after the fall of the Soviet Union that they still don't have any presentable sub that could counter 'murricans ( one could safely assume they have some badass multi-purpose attack sub design that could destroy half the planet, but alas, Russians never had a thing for showing-off in media, unlike the 'murricans), and I'm deeply disturbed that Germany also stopped producing their lovely and sexy unique subs after the loss in WW2.
If I wanted Germany to win for any particular reason back then, it would be their fucking badass designs. Sure, their tanks and airplanes were wonders of engineering, but they were ultimately utter fucking shit due to both the cost and the complexity, while their subs were both functional, cheap AND kicked the poor British around like babies.
And no, I'm not an 11 year-old MC player, I'm an 8 year-old girl, and I would love to mate you.
Damn right you are, who wouldn't fight after imagining this girl as a reward. :VGranger wrote:
Warfare is all about being fashionable, rite?
Well they do have some subs, but they're all just copies of NATO standard subs, which is, essentially, 'murrican bullshit design copy-pasted.Granger wrote:
Im not really keeping up to date with military stuff but doesnt DE still produce subs and sell them to other lands?
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The Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld is pretty nice as well as the Inheritance Cycle series by Christopher Paolini. The Tunnels series written by Roderick Gordon and Brian Williams is pretty sweet too. I don't remember much of the Inkheart trilogy by Cornelia Funke, but I'm pretty sure it's good. There are a few others that I can't remember the name of sadly.B1rd wrote:
So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.
You dare insult my waifus?
Well, everyone has their own taste, no?
One thing I usually adore doing is roleplay while playing any game involving subs. It's also doable with an aircraft, but meh, I can't really feel the vibe I'm feeling when looking at a sub. Tanks and ships are definitely a no, because well.... most games already have built-in crew voices, which screw the immersion up so badly that I just have to settle for listening to music while driving them, if I'm not playing with other people.
Subs, on the other hand, are perfect for immersion and letting my imagination run wild. I can listen to Wagner for hours while sneaking around and sinking ships, or just plain look at the lovely design and pretend to be a commander, because even I need a break from all the idiocy of this world, and just let my inner child out.
Well, everyone has their own taste, no?
One thing I usually adore doing is roleplay while playing any game involving subs. It's also doable with an aircraft, but meh, I can't really feel the vibe I'm feeling when looking at a sub. Tanks and ships are definitely a no, because well.... most games already have built-in crew voices, which screw the immersion up so badly that I just have to settle for listening to music while driving them, if I'm not playing with other people.
Subs, on the other hand, are perfect for immersion and letting my imagination run wild. I can listen to Wagner for hours while sneaking around and sinking ships, or just plain look at the lovely design and pretend to be a commander, because even I need a break from all the idiocy of this world, and just let my inner child out.
IppE
American shit fighter is no match for glorious design of motherland
:autism:
Based on 177th IAP Su-27P PVO Interceptor paintjob
>implying that theres an universal set of tastesYoeri wrote:
Correction, everyone has shit taste
>doesnt reply
I like the taste.
So you don't like ships, tanks or aircraft, but you like submarines? I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.Aurani wrote:
Subs, on the other hand, are perfect for immersion and letting my imagination run wild. I can listen to Wagner for hours while sneaking around and sinking ships, or just plain look at the lovely design and pretend to be a commander, because even I need a break from all the idiocy of this world, and just let my inner child out.
I LIKE PENIS
No no no, it's not that I don't particularly dislike any one of those, but (like I mentioned in that post), when I need my relax-and-enjoy time, I'm not in the mood for them, but rather the subs.B1rd wrote:
So you don't like ships, tanks or aircraft, but you like submarines? I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
There actually were a very limited number of occasions where I was able to play tanks while listening to Maksim Mrvica and recuperate my brain to its full memorising capacity, but on a regular basis? Nah, not possible.
Pico is a good anime.
need help?Frostei wrote:
EveryoneTrash Boat wrote:
>implying that theres an universal set of tastesYoeri wrote:
Correction, everyone has shit taste
>doesnt reply
has
shit
taste
My taste is shit and it's still superior to everyone else's.
Can't you be more Yoeri-centric?
Ur mum gets it
This gif never gets old
This gif never gets old
Ur mum never gets old.
Shut up, cocks. We're talking about naval warfare here
Also carriers are hot
The curves, it kills you slowly man. It's like that girl that slowly seduces you or something but she has like a fucktom of surprises in her sleeveKaienyuu wrote:
What's so sexy about a submerged metal can
Also carriers are hot
Oh shit, you didn't sass me with my own creation, didn't you?
L-lewd
i usually get 120 mbps right now im getting 2
nice ISP
and with 0.03 mbps upload [lol?] its going to take quite awhile to send this post.
nice ISP
and with 0.03 mbps upload [lol?] its going to take quite awhile to send this post.
ohh yeahh back in the saddle, that was fucking weird, what the fuck comcast, brb restarting my 5 1080p streams and starting my seeding again
IppE
Ew yuriIppE wrote:
Why not navel warfare?AutoMedic wrote:
We're talking about naval warfare here
it was so goddamned slow to load anything that i wanted to die, reminded me of back in like 2006 when i had roadrunner thats how bad it wasIppE wrote:
Thats still 58,59 ethernet packages per second.Riince wrote:
i usually get 120 mbps right now im getting 2
nice ISP
and with 0.03 mbps upload [lol?] its going to take quite awhile to send this post.
My hair is higher on my list than most people in my life.
American wiffyRiince wrote:
i usually get 120 mbps right now im getting 2
nice ISP
and with 0.03 mbps upload [lol?] its going to take quite awhile to send this post.
I passed Image material. Weeeeee
Still faster than the average internet speed in Indonesia.Riince wrote:
i usually get 120 mbps right now im getting 2
nice ISP
and with 0.03 mbps upload [lol?] its going to take quite awhile to send this post.
What if peppy owns a secret base in Malaysia, where he hosts his servers. He uses monkeys and black slaves as maintenance men and Cookiezi has been kidnapped at the Level 4 facility at Mumba.
>Being a t8 scout in a pure t10 match
>Team blames me for being too passive
>We win by only 2 tanks
>8k damage and 4k spotting damage, with even the damage being more than any other tank in my team
>"Shut up AMX pl, you didn't cary ths gtame"
Sure I didn't, it must have been you who carried it, with a 44% win rate and skills that rival an infant's.
>Team blames me for being too passive
>We win by only 2 tanks
>8k damage and 4k spotting damage, with even the damage being more than any other tank in my team
>"Shut up AMX pl, you didn't cary ths gtame"
Sure I didn't, it must have been you who carried it, with a 44% win rate and skills that rival an infant's.
you forgot to make your text green mongrel
Wrong green, you imbecile.
I deliberately put that green because I was mocking Riince's request, which the latter post clearly clarifies, you dense mongrel.
His green is the wrong green too, so you're both wrong, you ditzy oaf.
You know, I'll buy a ticket for Finland and make love to you have tea with you right where you stand.
I don't stand, standing is for nerds. You can join me in bed, though.
I'll make sure I brew the best tea you've ever tasted in your bed, I promise you that.
people still play skyrim? damn. i played that game quite a lot - never enjoyed it once. the game has so much potential, but everytime it just shits on your face. and for some reason you go on, hoping that in the next area things will become fun. but they never do. it just keeps unloading their fury on your face. 4/10 would not recommend.
I don't know what you mean. Skyrim is a greats game. The biggest problem is not being able to play above 60fps because of physics issues (yeah, fuck dumbing down the game through catering to casual console peasants)GladiOol wrote:
people still play skyrim? damn. i played that game quite a lot - never enjoyed it once. the game has so much potential, but everytime it just shits on your face. and for some reason you go on, hoping that in the next area things will become fun. but they never do. it just keeps unloading their fury on your face. 4/10 would not recommend.
Skyrim is a good game after you spend several hours installing mods to make it a finished product.
Why would you want more than 60 fps? Does it seems "smoother" or something?
60fps is Skyrim and the cursor is feels laggy (which is something I really despise, that's why I bought a $600 GPU and still run most game on low...). Above that and it's completely responsive but buggy as hell. And since the game uses V-sync to control fps, it will be broken by default if you have a high refresh rate monitor and you have to do a lot of file tweaking to cap the fps.
Why do people talk about 60 fps like it's the new cool thing
Hasn't it been the standard for like 10 years
Hasn't it been the standard for like 10 years
The cursor feels laggy because of vsync, not because it runs at 60fps. It doesn't take a lot of file tweaking to fix this problem, just editing one little line in SkyrimPrefs.ini.
If you can be bothered to take 5 seconds to googe "fix skyrim laggy cursor", the first link describes how, even.
If you can be bothered to take 5 seconds to googe "fix skyrim laggy cursor", the first link describes how, even.
Because consoles.Yoeri wrote:
Why do people talk about 60 fps like it's the new cool thing
Hasn't it been the standard for like 10 years
It just feels like a big, giant, epic world that lacks the most important element (for me) when it comes to RPGs. Character. There's litteraly not a single person in the entire realm of skyrim of which I can recall the name other than Ulfric because his name is in the one song that keeps going on and on and on and on in every single bloody inn I enter. I have tried to enjoy the game. But the story is weak, quests are weak, characters are weak. It just feels so weak. I think the witcher 2 just ruined skyrim for me. Even though the witcher had a lot of problems, probably more than skyrim, it had character. The quests meant something, you meant something. Everything you did changed everything around you. I don't have that in skyrim. I feel more like a tourist than an actual bloody dragonborn at times.B1rd wrote:
I don't know what you mean. Skyrim is a greats game. The biggest problem is not being able to play above 60fps because of physics issues (yeah, fuck dumbing down the game through catering to casual console peasants)GladiOol wrote:
people still play skyrim? damn. i played that game quite a lot - never enjoyed it once. the game has so much potential, but everytime it just shits on your face. and for some reason you go on, hoping that in the next area things will become fun. but they never do. it just keeps unloading their fury on your face. 4/10 would not recommend.
I can run TIG at 350+ fps, if you ask
Oh. I'm so sorry.Kheldragar wrote:
Because consoles.Yoeri wrote:
Why do people talk about 60 fps like it's the new cool thing
Hasn't it been the standard for like 10 years
You think I didn't try that? I'm just remembering vague details of what happened since I've uninstalled Skyrim since then and it was a long time ago.Zelda wrote:
The cursor feels laggy because of vsync, not because it runs at 60fps. It doesn't take a lot of file tweaking to fix this problem, just editing one little line in SkyrimPrefs.ini.
If you can be bothered to take 5 seconds to googe "fix skyrim laggy cursor", the first link describes how, even.
The fun part for me is the combat and making my character more powerful. The quests and characters are fairly weak, but you can use your imagination and roleplay to add depth to the shallow storyline. Personally I don't like RPG's where there's already have a predefined MC. You should try Morrowind, that was a lot more immersive, you actually had an effect on the world; it was the greatest thing to start as an 'outlander' where you were inherently disliked to being recognised as the reincarnated Nerevarine, basically the hero of Morrowind.GladiOol wrote:
It just feels like a big, giant, epic world that lacks the most important element (for me) when it comes to RPGs. Character. There's litteraly not a single person in the entire realm of skyrim of which I can recall the name other than Ulfric because his name is in the one song that keeps going on and on and on and on in every single bloody inn I enter. I have tried to enjoy the game. But the story is weak, quests are weak, characters are weak. It just feels so weak. I think the witcher 2 just ruined skyrim for me. Even though the witcher had a lot of problems, probably more than skyrim, it had character. The quests meant something, you meant something. Everything you did changed everything around you. I don't have that in skyrim. I feel more like a tourist than an actual bloody dragonborn at times.