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Friendan

Aurani wrote:

You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kg
-sev

Frostei wrote:

Lets swap heights, I'm around 161 cm and 40kg (might be less)
Holy shit you're tiny.
Granger
Ow what, why'd you make your nails like that...
Aurani

Friendan wrote:

Aurani wrote:

You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kg
What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :p
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
Vuelo Eluko
im 6'0"
get on my level puny euros
Yoeri
6 feet is average as fuck lol
silmarilen
i only have 2 :/
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

only like 1/3 - 1/2 of america is third world check your facts
I hear Mexico is somehow fatter.
Trash Boat
Im fine with my body thanks for asking
Aurani
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
B1rd
I'm 182cm last time I was measured, I'm fairly happy with my body except for too much fat, though probably more so because I'm overly self conscious and vain. It'd be nice to be fat any not give a shit about what people think of your appearance, I have enough social anxiety already.

As for avatars, If I wanted to find something that represent me better, it'd be something more grey with a boring stoical expression.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
Sure? Latin American people can be very vengative
Yuudachi-kun
I did it, Riince-kun.

Bweh

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
what did I do?
Aurani
You hurt my feelings by calling me a shitposter in the other thread. You deserve to be defiled by me in front of all your most beloved drawings.
Bweh


It's the truth
Aurani
Oh well
Friendan

Aurani wrote:

What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :p
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
it's mostly because he is late
Birdy

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
what did I do?
gh
Friendan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

gh
hg is objectively superior
Aurani
On a brighter note, I found out that there'll be a chess tournament in my hometown this weekend, and it's apparently going to attract quite a lot of people.
Time to assert my dominance once again.
Bweh
Guitar Hero
Trash Boat
That was the most random post ever, Brian.
Vuelo Eluko

Brian OA wrote:

Guitar Hero
reported to peppy for trying to advertise other rhythm games prepare to get bent like that guy who made hexis.
Yuudachi-kun

Kheldragar wrote:

I did it, Riince-kun.

Trash Boat
The website will reach 6m users... again. Hopefully, no magical reversals of any kind this time?
Friendan
950 more people til new bread
Yuudachi-kun
I predict user 6,000,000 to be a random nobody from Prague who will get 56pp then quit.
IppE

Friendan wrote:

950 more people til new bread
Finland has the highest average performance of top 100 countries.

Quality over quantity.
Ceph23
I wonder when Kuba Oms will get knocked off that top spot.
It seems pretty unlikely that it will go away anytime soon.
Trash Boat
I wonder when did Horizon got knocked off
IppE
I remember when bad apple was most played.

Good times.
Seph
I thought that was friendok and friendok became american

friend,ok
piruchan

Trash Boat wrote:

Why do you need a car?
Motorcycle gangs everywhere. They attack people who are on a motorcycle or walking alone. They've been around for a while, but the masses snapped 3 weeks ago and literally burned one alive.

I miss a lot of pages :(
Friendan

Seph wrote:

I thought that was friendok and friendok became american

friend,ok
dont tell anyone but im friendok; I moved so no one could find my new memeing HQ.
Trash Boat
you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:

you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
I'll just move again

since when was this a thing?
Aurani
I swear, WarThunder's matchmaking is shit.
-sev
Yes, yes it is.
Aurani
"So I heard you like fighting MiGs in your shitty 1939 airplane."
Yuudachi-kun
You can dock your battleship into my port anytime
Aurani
Docking sequence engaged
-sev
Tfw world of warships still in beta stage.
Aurani
And I didn't even get to test it, even though I was one of the first ones to have applied... :(
-sev
I share your pain.
Aurani
Let us cut ourselves and mix our blood to share our pain in a brotherly fashion.

Okay, that sounds way more emo than I originally thought it would.
-sev
Can't we just fuck or something

More enjoyable and less gay than cutting
Aurani
I concur, let's fuck.
Zelda

IppE wrote:

I remember when bad apple was most played.

Good times.
I remember when Bad Apple got ranked, most played, and unranked all within 24 hours. Now that was a fun rollercoaster.
Trash Boat
Its official. 6 million users.

Zelda
About 0.08% of the world has an account on osu!. Good job, osu!.
B1rd
So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.
Vuelo Eluko
i can't visualize and get into what im hearing as much as i can for what im reading... so reading is better
Aurani
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
Vuelo Eluko
step it UP



you know i dont really understand the purpose of a pepper that's so hot it's actually legally classified as torture to make someone eat them.
i assume its some kind of dick measuring contest between growers, kind of like shitmappers trying to make the highest star rating beatmaps.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

Docking sequence engaged
Best ship:

Aurani
Iowa > Yamato
I'm usually not a fan of 'murrican engineering, but Iowa completely outclasses Yamato in most aspects, aside from armour and armament. Yes, I mean sure, having a huge 400 mil belt is going to save you from most torpedo runs and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships, but your speed is so fucking shit and your deck is so wide (if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs) that you're practically screaming "Yoooo mates, drop thy 3000 kilo bombs 'ere!". Apart from that, Iowa had an absolutely monstrous operational range (Yamato's was shorter by almost 4k kilometers) and Yamato's citadel placement was so shit, that if you actually penetrated the hull from above, boom goes the entire fucking ship. :V
Apex_old
untitled
Gumpy

Aurani wrote:

Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
Atleast you have food nearby.
Aurani

Gumpyyy wrote:

Aurani wrote:

Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
Atleast you have food nearby.
You're in Norway... you can fish for free. :p
Gumpy
But that's like two hours away
Aurani
I thought every Scandinavian had 25 private lakes and a portion of the sea in their backyard. :V
-sev

Aurani wrote:

and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships
Made my day
IppE

Aurani wrote:

(if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs)
The third ship, Shinano, was converted to a supercarrier before it was even finished.
Aurani
Ah, thanks. I never really properly read up on the Japanese navy, or at least not as much as I have on the US'.
Zelda
IppE
Trash Boat
(Insert World Of Guns gun model here)

Damn always first post
AutoMedic
So I'm. looking forward on the new game called World of Warships. I really want to try it out, see how it plays and stuff. Just like how I'm hyped about Overwatch as of now
Aurani
I'd suggest we all play together once the public beta comes out, but half of you bloody lot are living in another solar system compared to me... oh well, I'll have to settle on sinking 3rd world Europeans only. :V
AutoMedic
I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it

Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Aurani
Well, you don't really need to be a strategist to play Wargaming's products, actually, you'd have to be the opposite and turn your brain off, because the community that developed around WG's games is so cancerous that you'd need blood pressure medication after playing 5 matches in any of their games. It seriously makes me wonder how people even breathe if they can't move their mouse to the bloody left and press left click to shoot the idiotic target next to them.

However, it does help being nerdy in those games, as even if they most DEFINITELY aren't historical at all, it helps knowing that you probably should shoot the poor Tiger and Tiger Porsche in the arse, as they had outright horrendous engines, and shit like that.

Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
-sev

AutoMedic wrote:

I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it

Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Of course it's cool, it's ships we're talking about

brb orgasming over ships
Trash Boat
Lol there was an user called Allahu akbar, got banned after a while.
-sev
We didn't even scratch them
That one didn't go through
We didn't penetrate their armor
It bounced off
That one ricocheted
Ricochet
We've just dinged them
Aurani
Took the kebab long enough.

Why all the love for ships, though? What about submarines? I've always had a thing for German subs, especially U-404... the bugger even sank a Yugoslavian (Serbian) ship, and it went down fighting, unlike most other subs.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Granger
I never had a thing for Ships, shipwaifu or otherwise.

Combat on land on the other hand, especially atillery and other long range weapons... aww yiss.


Aurani wrote:

Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Clearly you're not a 11y old minecraft player.
Aurani
Fuck y'all, subs4lyfe.
Sadly, 'murricans have a rather shit taste in sub designs, Russians were so screwed after the fall of the Soviet Union that they still don't have any presentable sub that could counter 'murricans ( one could safely assume they have some badass multi-purpose attack sub design that could destroy half the planet, but alas, Russians never had a thing for showing-off in media, unlike the 'murricans), and I'm deeply disturbed that Germany also stopped producing their lovely and sexy unique subs after the loss in WW2.
If I wanted Germany to win for any particular reason back then, it would be their fucking badass designs. Sure, their tanks and airplanes were wonders of engineering, but they were ultimately utter fucking shit due to both the cost and the complexity, while their subs were both functional, cheap AND kicked the poor British around like babies. :D

And no, I'm not an 11 year-old MC player, I'm an 8 year-old girl, and I would love to mate you.
Granger
Warfare is all about being fashionable, rite?


Im not really keeping up to date with military stuff but doesnt DE still produce subs and sell them to other lands?
Aurani

Granger wrote:

Warfare is all about being fashionable, rite?
Damn right you are, who wouldn't fight after imagining this girl as a reward. :V

Granger wrote:


Im not really keeping up to date with military stuff but doesnt DE still produce subs and sell them to other lands?
Well they do have some subs, but they're all just copies of NATO standard subs, which is, essentially, 'murrican bullshit design copy-pasted.
DeletedUser_4041880

B1rd wrote:

So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.
The Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld is pretty nice as well as the Inheritance Cycle series by Christopher Paolini. The Tunnels series written by Roderick Gordon and Brian Williams is pretty sweet too. I don't remember much of the Inkheart trilogy by Cornelia Funke, but I'm pretty sure it's good. There are a few others that I can't remember the name of sadly.
-sev
What's so sexy about a submerged metal can
Aurani
You dare insult my waifus?
Well, everyone has their own taste, no?

One thing I usually adore doing is roleplay while playing any game involving subs. It's also doable with an aircraft, but meh, I can't really feel the vibe I'm feeling when looking at a sub. Tanks and ships are definitely a no, because well.... most games already have built-in crew voices, which screw the immersion up so badly that I just have to settle for listening to music while driving them, if I'm not playing with other people.

Subs, on the other hand, are perfect for immersion and letting my imagination run wild. I can listen to Wagner for hours while sneaking around and sinking ships, or just plain look at the lovely design and pretend to be a commander, because even I need a break from all the idiocy of this world, and just let my inner child out.
Yoeri
Correction, everyone has shit taste
IppE
American shit fighter is no match for glorious design of motherland



:autism:
Based on 177th IAP Su-27P PVO Interceptor paintjob


Trash Boat

Yoeri wrote:

Correction, everyone has shit taste
>implying that theres an universal set of tastes
>doesnt reply
Yuudachi-kun
I like the taste.
B1rd

Aurani wrote:

Subs, on the other hand, are perfect for immersion and letting my imagination run wild. I can listen to Wagner for hours while sneaking around and sinking ships, or just plain look at the lovely design and pretend to be a commander, because even I need a break from all the idiocy of this world, and just let my inner child out.
So you don't like ships, tanks or aircraft, but you like submarines? I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
Yuudachi-kun
I LIKE PENIS
Aurani

B1rd wrote:

So you don't like ships, tanks or aircraft, but you like submarines? I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
No no no, it's not that I don't particularly dislike any one of those, but (like I mentioned in that post), when I need my relax-and-enjoy time, I'm not in the mood for them, but rather the subs.

There actually were a very limited number of occasions where I was able to play tanks while listening to Maksim Mrvica and recuperate my brain to its full memorising capacity, but on a regular basis? Nah, not possible.
DeletedUser_4041880
Yuudachi-kun
Pico is a good anime.
Trash Boat

Frostei wrote:

need help?
Yoeri

Trash Boat wrote:

Yoeri wrote:

Correction, everyone has shit taste
>implying that theres an universal set of tastes
>doesnt reply
Everyone
has
shit
taste
Birdy
My taste is shit and it's still superior to everyone else's.
Trash Boat
Can't you be more Yoeri-centric?
Yoeri
SNB gets it
Trash Boat
Ur mum gets it



This gif never gets old
Birdy
Ur mum never gets old.

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