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But I only weigh 45kg.B1rd wrote:
I imagine everyone as an obese otaku slob to make myself feel better.
so anorexic or a midget.
I weigh 55kg :/
45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.B1rd wrote:
so anorexic or a midget.
I'm somewhere around that too, maybe 56, don't remember since the last time I weighed myself. Can't gain weight for the life of me.Gumpyyy wrote:
I weigh 55kg :/
Sounds like a bunch of quasi-asians. I was about 76kg some months ago, and I actually have to exercise or I'll slowly get fat. I'm just jelly of people who can do nothing and get away with it
Same, except I'm both taller and heavier. Still somehow underweight, even though I have to be eating something all the time (and most of the time that's unhealthy stuff that I'm eating).Kheldragar wrote:
45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.
Now that I'm sick and can't go to shop, I don't have much stuff to eat (not that I'd really have my appetite at its highest anyway), which will probably result in another lost kg or two. Fuck life.
Guess this is like the 4th time we've gone through this subject on this thread (and the predecessors) in the past year or two or three.
And what comes to avatar identity, I've lately been using pink animu grills simply to show who I am inside. uguu desu
Don't be jealous of that. Really, it's not as great as you think it is.B1rd wrote:
Sounds like a bunch of quasi-asians. I was about 76kg some months ago, and I actually have to exercise or I'll slowly get fat. I'm just jelly of people who can do nothing and get away with it
I've been skin and bones for my entire life, and now here I am weighing 45kg at 168cm, and no I don't have an eating disorder. Weighing about 10kg more would be great as opposed to looking like a skeleton. Gimme some of your fat, I'm not particularly keen on looking like a bodybuilder either just to weigh a bit more.
Damn son. So, am I supposed to feel fat now? Weighing at 89 the last time I checked and being 187 tall.Kheldragar wrote:
45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.B1rd wrote:
so anorexic or a midget.
You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
you're all fucking lightweights im 200 pounds of man
189cm, 60kg.
Haven't checked my height in a year or two, though I doubt I still grow much. Yeah. I wouldn't mind having around 10kg of additional weight though (and 15cm of less height).
Also lol pounds. Go back to your third world country.
Haven't checked my height in a year or two, though I doubt I still grow much. Yeah. I wouldn't mind having around 10kg of additional weight though (and 15cm of less height).
Also lol pounds. Go back to your third world country.
only like 1/3 - 1/2 of america is third world check your facts
Im way too tall... id give you a lot of my height if you want. Now if that would be possible.
Not basketball player tall but if i go out with my friends i stand out by being a head or so higher...
Not basketball player tall but if i go out with my friends i stand out by being a head or so higher...
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I'm actually pretty satisfied with my height. I feel like 188 would be the perfection - right in the sweetzone... I only need 1 more centimeter for that dream to come true. =(
Everyone I know are tall i'm around 180 and all of them are taller.
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kgAurani wrote:
You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
Holy shit you're tiny.Frostei wrote:
Lets swap heights, I'm around 161 cm and 40kg (might be less)
What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :pFriendan wrote:
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kgAurani wrote:
You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
im 6'0"
get on my level puny euros
get on my level puny euros
i only have 2 :/
I hear Mexico is somehow fatter.Riince wrote:
only like 1/3 - 1/2 of america is third world check your facts
Im fine with my body thanks for asking
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
I'm 182cm last time I was measured, I'm fairly happy with my body except for too much fat, though probably more so because I'm overly self conscious and vain. It'd be nice to be fat any not give a shit about what people think of your appearance, I have enough social anxiety already.
As for avatars, If I wanted to find something that represent me better, it'd be something more grey with a boring stoical expression.
As for avatars, If I wanted to find something that represent me better, it'd be something more grey with a boring stoical expression.
Sure? Latin American people can be very vengativeAurani wrote:
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
I did it, Riince-kun.
what did I do?Aurani wrote:
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
You hurt my feelings by calling me a shitposter in the other thread. You deserve to be defiled by me in front of all your most beloved drawings.
it's mostly because he is lateAurani wrote:
What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :p
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
ghBrian OA wrote:
what did I do?Aurani wrote:
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
On a brighter note, I found out that there'll be a chess tournament in my hometown this weekend, and it's apparently going to attract quite a lot of people.
Time to assert my dominance once again.
Time to assert my dominance once again.
That was the most random post ever, Brian.
reported to peppy for trying to advertise other rhythm games prepare to get bent like that guy who made hexis.Brian OA wrote:
Guitar Hero
Kheldragar wrote:
I did it, Riince-kun.
The website will reach 6m users... again. Hopefully, no magical reversals of any kind this time?
I predict user 6,000,000 to be a random nobody from Prague who will get 56pp then quit.
IppE
Finland has the highest average performance of top 100 countries.Friendan wrote:
950 more people til new breadreminder
and
Quality over quantity.
I wonder when Kuba Oms will get knocked off that top spot.
It seems pretty unlikely that it will go away anytime soon.
It seems pretty unlikely that it will go away anytime soon.
I wonder when did Horizon got knocked off
Motorcycle gangs everywhere. They attack people who are on a motorcycle or walking alone. They've been around for a while, but the masses snapped 3 weeks ago and literally burned one alive.Trash Boat wrote:
Why do you need a car?
I miss a lot of pages
dont tell anyone but im friendok; I moved so no one could find my new memeing HQ.Seph wrote:
I thought that was friendok and friendok became american
friend,ok
you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
I'll just move againTrash Boat wrote:
you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
since when was this a thing?
"So I heard you like fighting MiGs in your shitty 1939 airplane."
You can dock your battleship into my port anytime
And I didn't even get to test it, even though I was one of the first ones to have applied...
Let us cut ourselves and mix our blood to share our pain in a brotherly fashion.
Okay, that sounds way more emo than I originally thought it would.
Okay, that sounds way more emo than I originally thought it would.
Can't we just fuck or something
More enjoyable and less gay than cutting
More enjoyable and less gay than cutting
I remember when Bad Apple got ranked, most played, and unranked all within 24 hours. Now that was a fun rollercoaster.IppE wrote:
I remember when bad apple was most played.
Good times.
Its official. 6 million users.
About 0.08% of the world has an account on osu!. Good job, osu!.
So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.
i can't visualize and get into what im hearing as much as i can for what im reading... so reading is better
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
step it UP
you know i dont really understand the purpose of a pepper that's so hot it's actually legally classified as torture to make someone eat them.
i assume its some kind of dick measuring contest between growers, kind of like shitmappers trying to make the highest star rating beatmaps.
you know i dont really understand the purpose of a pepper that's so hot it's actually legally classified as torture to make someone eat them.
i assume its some kind of dick measuring contest between growers, kind of like shitmappers trying to make the highest star rating beatmaps.
Iowa > Yamato
I'm usually not a fan of 'murrican engineering, but Iowa completely outclasses Yamato in most aspects, aside from armour and armament. Yes, I mean sure, having a huge 400 mil belt is going to save you from most torpedo runs and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships, but your speed is so fucking shit and your deck is so wide (if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs) that you're practically screaming "Yoooo mates, drop thy 3000 kilo bombs 'ere!". Apart from that, Iowa had an absolutely monstrous operational range (Yamato's was shorter by almost 4k kilometers) and Yamato's citadel placement was so shit, that if you actually penetrated the hull from above, boom goes the entire fucking ship. :V
I'm usually not a fan of 'murrican engineering, but Iowa completely outclasses Yamato in most aspects, aside from armour and armament. Yes, I mean sure, having a huge 400 mil belt is going to save you from most torpedo runs and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships, but your speed is so fucking shit and your deck is so wide (if I'm not mistaken, one or two of those have been converted to CVs) that you're practically screaming "Yoooo mates, drop thy 3000 kilo bombs 'ere!". Apart from that, Iowa had an absolutely monstrous operational range (Yamato's was shorter by almost 4k kilometers) and Yamato's citadel placement was so shit, that if you actually penetrated the hull from above, boom goes the entire fucking ship. :V
Atleast you have food nearby.Aurani wrote:
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
You're in Norway... you can fish for free. :pGumpyyy wrote:
Atleast you have food nearby.Aurani wrote:
Eating a lot of Mexican food on a completely empty stomach = bad decision.
But that's like two hours away
I thought every Scandinavian had 25 private lakes and a portion of the sea in their backyard. :V
Made my dayAurani wrote:
and your guns fire bloody planets at other ships
IppE
Ah, thanks. I never really properly read up on the Japanese navy, or at least not as much as I have on the US'.
IppE
(Insert World Of Guns gun model here)
Damn always first post
Damn always first post
So I'm. looking forward on the new game called World of Warships. I really want to try it out, see how it plays and stuff. Just like how I'm hyped about Overwatch as of now
I'd suggest we all play together once the public beta comes out, but half of you bloody lot are living in another solar system compared to me... oh well, I'll have to settle on sinking 3rd world Europeans only. :V
I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
Well, you don't really need to be a strategist to play Wargaming's products, actually, you'd have to be the opposite and turn your brain off, because the community that developed around WG's games is so cancerous that you'd need blood pressure medication after playing 5 matches in any of their games. It seriously makes me wonder how people even breathe if they can't move their mouse to the bloody left and press left click to shoot the idiotic target next to them.
However, it does help being nerdy in those games, as even if they most DEFINITELY aren't historical at all, it helps knowing that you probably should shoot the poor Tiger and Tiger Porsche in the arse, as they had outright horrendous engines, and shit like that.
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
However, it does help being nerdy in those games, as even if they most DEFINITELY aren't historical at all, it helps knowing that you probably should shoot the poor Tiger and Tiger Porsche in the arse, as they had outright horrendous engines, and shit like that.
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Of course it's cool, it's ships we're talking aboutAutoMedic wrote:
I'm not a big strategy and military nerd but for some reason I got into the gameplay because it looked really cool. I wouldn't probably play with you due to our distance but I'd really look forward to it
Also fuck yeah, Carriers
brb orgasming over ships
Lol there was an user called Allahu akbar, got banned after a while.
We didn't even scratch them
That one didn't go through
We didn't penetrate their armor
It bounced off
That one ricocheted
Ricochet
We've just dinged them
That one didn't go through
We didn't penetrate their armor
It bounced off
That one ricocheted
Ricochet
We've just dinged them
Took the kebab long enough.
Why all the love for ships, though? What about submarines? I've always had a thing for German subs, especially U-404... the bugger even sank a Yugoslavian (Serbian) ship, and it went down fighting, unlike most other subs.
Why all the love for ships, though? What about submarines? I've always had a thing for German subs, especially U-404... the bugger even sank a Yugoslavian (Serbian) ship, and it went down fighting, unlike most other subs.
I never had a thing for Ships, shipwaifu or otherwise.
Combat on land on the other hand, especially atillery and other long range weapons... aww yiss.
Combat on land on the other hand, especially atillery and other long range weapons... aww yiss.
Clearly you're not a 11y old minecraft player.Aurani wrote:
Carriers aren't sexy at all mate, all blocky 'n' shit. :V
Fuck y'all, subs4lyfe.
Sadly, 'murricans have a rather shit taste in sub designs, Russians were so screwed after the fall of the Soviet Union that they still don't have any presentable sub that could counter 'murricans ( one could safely assume they have some badass multi-purpose attack sub design that could destroy half the planet, but alas, Russians never had a thing for showing-off in media, unlike the 'murricans), and I'm deeply disturbed that Germany also stopped producing their lovely and sexy unique subs after the loss in WW2.
If I wanted Germany to win for any particular reason back then, it would be their fucking badass designs. Sure, their tanks and airplanes were wonders of engineering, but they were ultimately utter fucking shit due to both the cost and the complexity, while their subs were both functional, cheap AND kicked the poor British around like babies.
And no, I'm not an 11 year-old MC player, I'm an 8 year-old girl, and I would love to mate you.
Sadly, 'murricans have a rather shit taste in sub designs, Russians were so screwed after the fall of the Soviet Union that they still don't have any presentable sub that could counter 'murricans ( one could safely assume they have some badass multi-purpose attack sub design that could destroy half the planet, but alas, Russians never had a thing for showing-off in media, unlike the 'murricans), and I'm deeply disturbed that Germany also stopped producing their lovely and sexy unique subs after the loss in WW2.
If I wanted Germany to win for any particular reason back then, it would be their fucking badass designs. Sure, their tanks and airplanes were wonders of engineering, but they were ultimately utter fucking shit due to both the cost and the complexity, while their subs were both functional, cheap AND kicked the poor British around like babies.
And no, I'm not an 11 year-old MC player, I'm an 8 year-old girl, and I would love to mate you.
Damn right you are, who wouldn't fight after imagining this girl as a reward. :VGranger wrote:
Warfare is all about being fashionable, rite?
Well they do have some subs, but they're all just copies of NATO standard subs, which is, essentially, 'murrican bullshit design copy-pasted.Granger wrote:
Im not really keeping up to date with military stuff but doesnt DE still produce subs and sell them to other lands?
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The Leviathan Trilogy by Scott Westerfeld is pretty nice as well as the Inheritance Cycle series by Christopher Paolini. The Tunnels series written by Roderick Gordon and Brian Williams is pretty sweet too. I don't remember much of the Inkheart trilogy by Cornelia Funke, but I'm pretty sure it's good. There are a few others that I can't remember the name of sadly.B1rd wrote:
So, I have one credit on audible and I'm wondering which book I should get.