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Yuudachi-kun
I wish I was a 2d girl.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Aurani wrote:

-snips-
Seriously, dude. That joke is getting old.
Who said anything about joking?
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Always fucking fail here. I can't beat Riince's challenge.

i cant pass that map either tho so no worries
i only play it because the song is great

it's interesting how 270 deathstreams dont feel out of place on top of of long violin draws that dont even have any beats.
piruchan

Kheldragar wrote:

I wish I was a 2d girl.
I wish I was a kanmusu.
Ceph23
I could never get into the whole kancolle thing.
Just isn't for me.
-sev

Aurani wrote:

I'll rape you dead.
Aurani
I don't know why I haven't seen this earlier.....
Zelda

Trash Boat wrote:

Let's be honest, when haven't you found a corrupt file? How long did it took you to fix it?
While pirating video games ? Never had any problems with corrupt files here.
It kinda helps if you know which names to look for as well as reading comments on torrents.

Vuelo Eluko
the forums are finally running normally again holy fuck

that was an awful hour or so of not being able to keep up with my shitpost/minute ratio
IppE

Riince wrote:

the forums are finally running normally again holy fuck

that was an awful hour or so of not being able to keep up with my shitpost/minute ratio
Jesus christ how horrifying.

Vuelo Eluko
i woke up at like fucking 4 PM yesterday ill go to sleep when i please im a grown ass man ill take a boat to finland go to your house and have a seemingly pleasant visit but after i leave you discover i didnt flush and i threw my toilet paper in the trash can like some kind of dirty mexican and thatll be the last time you get big wit me
AutoMedic
What is banana
IppE

Riince wrote:

i woke up at like fucking 4 PM yesterday ill go to sleep when i please im a grown ass man ill take a boat to finland go to your house and have a seemingly pleasant visit but after i leave you discover i didnt flush and i threw my toilet paper in the trash can like some kind of dirty mexican and thatll be the last time you get big wit me
Do you prefer tea or coffee?
Vuelo Eluko

IppE wrote:

Riince wrote:

i woke up at like fucking 4 PM yesterday ill go to sleep when i please im a grown ass man ill take a boat to finland go to your house and have a seemingly pleasant visit but after i leave you discover i didnt flush and i threw my toilet paper in the trash can like some kind of dirty mexican and thatll be the last time you get big wit me
Do you prefer tea or coffee?
tea thank you
silmarilen
anybody from europe going to watch the solar eclipse this friday?
im probably going to check at my university's observatory if i manage to wake up in time and the weather is good enough.
-sev
I'll be up at that time but it's only a very partial eclipse from where I live. Like 40% or some shit.
AutoMedic
My favorite thing about Absolute Duo is that it has INTENSIVE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

My favorite scene from Absolute Duo is the part when the cookie-cutter mc touched every single harem personnel titties

Oh who the fuck am I kidding, Absolute Bullshit is a fucking trainwreck
silmarilen
it's gonna be like 80% or more here, it should visibly become darker
Trash Boat

Riince wrote:

i woke up at like fucking 4 PM yesterday ill go to sleep when i please im a grown ass man ill take a boat to finland go to your house and have a seemingly pleasant visit but after i leave you discover i didnt flush and i threw my toilet paper in the trash can like some kind of dirty mexican and thatll be the last time you get big wit me
How to punctuate
Vapor
i'm planning on watching the eclipse, supposedly over 80% here too. knowing this country we'll just have clouds covering the sky so we can't see shit
Yuudachi-kun
Good morning, spees freeends.
Trash Boat
Good morning. Summer doesnt want to leave in here.
Yuudachi-kun
My springs have temperatures above 30 degrees. It sucks.
Aurani
More like, good night, mate.
Well.... it's close to 12 degrees here from what I can feel, and it's damn beautiful leaving the window open for the wind to cool me down.
B1rd
The weather here at the moment is quite nice, autumn is my favourite season. I've recently taken to having walks at night, it's cooler and the atmosphere is much calmer without loud people and cars everywhere.
Yuudachi-kun
Christmas in the summer confuses me.

Also has anyone tried those Mexican tamarind candies that have chili in the centre? Those things are delicious as hell.
piruchan

B1rd wrote:

The weather here at the moment is quite nice, autumn is my favourite season. I've recently taken to having walks at night, it's cooler and the atmosphere is much calmer without loud people and cars everywhere.
I want to do this, but you need a car to be safe at night time here.
Trash Boat
Why do you need a car?
Aurani
What would Boat be without his boatness?
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

What would Boat be without his boatness?
This guy.
Birdy
No, that's a boat without trashness, not vice versa.
Also I miss boat.
Aurani
Birdy
Yeah, thought I linked it, not sure why did I remove it.
But yeah.
Also just remembered that boat gifted me my second supptag ever, so I added them to my Supporterbox.
Gift me more tags and get in the box 8-)
Trash Boat
What happened to your gifbox?
DeletedUser_4041880
I haven't drank soda in forever until now and holy shit this is disgusting. I can feel the liquid going down to my stomach in a uncomfortable way.

...And I'm still sipping at it despite that.
Yuudachi-kun
BOAT HAVE YOU EATEN THOSE TAMARIND CANDIES?!
Birdy

Trash Boat wrote:

What happened to your gifbox?
The peppy proxy thing that destroyed every image of over 2MB. Been gone for several months already.
Zelda
Riot by posting images above 2MB anyway.

Birdy
Muh gifs though.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

BOAT HAVE YOU EATEN THOSE TAMARIND CANDIES?!
What? Nope, not yet

Static Noise Bird wrote:

The peppy proxy thing that destroyed every image of over 2MB. Been gone for several months already.
Don't give up yet, here. Have a good one.

Yuudachi-kun
Does anyone else imagine other people as their avatar?
B1rd
I imagine everyone as an obese otaku slob to make myself feel better.
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

I imagine everyone as an obese otaku slob to make myself feel better.
But I only weigh 45kg. :(
B1rd
so anorexic or a midget.
Gumpy
I weigh 55kg :/
Yuudachi-kun

B1rd wrote:

so anorexic or a midget.
45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.
-sev

Gumpyyy wrote:

I weigh 55kg :/
I'm somewhere around that too, maybe 56, don't remember since the last time I weighed myself. Can't gain weight for the life of me.
B1rd
Sounds like a bunch of quasi-asians. I was about 76kg some months ago, and I actually have to exercise or I'll slowly get fat. I'm just jelly of people who can do nothing and get away with it
Birdy

Kheldragar wrote:

45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.
Same, except I'm both taller and heavier. Still somehow underweight, even though I have to be eating something all the time (and most of the time that's unhealthy stuff that I'm eating).

Now that I'm sick and can't go to shop, I don't have much stuff to eat (not that I'd really have my appetite at its highest anyway), which will probably result in another lost kg or two. Fuck life.

Guess this is like the 4th time we've gone through this subject on this thread (and the predecessors) in the past year or two or three.

And what comes to avatar identity, I've lately been using pink animu grills simply to show who I am inside. uguu desu
Zelda

B1rd wrote:

Sounds like a bunch of quasi-asians. I was about 76kg some months ago, and I actually have to exercise or I'll slowly get fat. I'm just jelly of people who can do nothing and get away with it
Don't be jealous of that. Really, it's not as great as you think it is.
I've been skin and bones for my entire life, and now here I am weighing 45kg at 168cm, and no I don't have an eating disorder. Weighing about 10kg more would be great as opposed to looking like a skeleton. Gimme some of your fat, I'm not particularly keen on looking like a bodybuilder either just to weigh a bit more.
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

B1rd wrote:

so anorexic or a midget.
45 kg and at a height of 165, all I do is eat fast food everyday and don't gain weight. Slouching probably makes me actually 155-160.
Damn son. So, am I supposed to feel fat now? Weighing at 89 the last time I checked and being 187 tall.

You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
Vuelo Eluko
you're all fucking lightweights im 200 pounds of man
Birdy
189cm, 60kg.

Haven't checked my height in a year or two, though I doubt I still grow much. Yeah. I wouldn't mind having around 10kg of additional weight though (and 15cm of less height).

Also lol pounds. Go back to your third world country.
Vuelo Eluko
only like 1/3 - 1/2 of america is third world check your facts
DeletedUser_4041880
All of you are giants. Give me some of your height pls
Granger
Im way too tall... id give you a lot of my height if you want. Now if that would be possible.

Not basketball player tall but if i go out with my friends i stand out by being a head or so higher...
DeletedUser_4041880
Lets swap heights, I'm around 161 cm and 40kg (might be less) aka midget.
Aurani
I'm actually pretty satisfied with my height. I feel like 188 would be the perfection - right in the sweetzone... I only need 1 more centimeter for that dream to come true. =(
Gumpy
Everyone I know are tall i'm around 180 and all of them are taller.
Friendan

Aurani wrote:

You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kg
-sev

Frostei wrote:

Lets swap heights, I'm around 161 cm and 40kg (might be less)
Holy shit you're tiny.
Granger
Ow what, why'd you make your nails like that...
Aurani

Friendan wrote:

Aurani wrote:

You're all fucking Asians with those weight/height ratios. :V
I have a non-asian friend with an asian last name who is around 165cm but isn't even 40kg
What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :p
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
Vuelo Eluko
im 6'0"
get on my level puny euros
Yoeri
6 feet is average as fuck lol
silmarilen
i only have 2 :/
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

only like 1/3 - 1/2 of america is third world check your facts
I hear Mexico is somehow fatter.
Trash Boat
Im fine with my body thanks for asking
Aurani
I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
B1rd
I'm 182cm last time I was measured, I'm fairly happy with my body except for too much fat, though probably more so because I'm overly self conscious and vain. It'd be nice to be fat any not give a shit about what people think of your appearance, I have enough social anxiety already.

As for avatars, If I wanted to find something that represent me better, it'd be something more grey with a boring stoical expression.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
Sure? Latin American people can be very vengative
Yuudachi-kun
I did it, Riince-kun.

Bweh

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
what did I do?
Aurani
You hurt my feelings by calling me a shitposter in the other thread. You deserve to be defiled by me in front of all your most beloved drawings.
Bweh


It's the truth
Aurani
Oh well
Friendan

Aurani wrote:

What the shit mate... was he living in Germany during the '40s or what? :p
You need to feed that bugger junkfood every single day, until he has cholesterol coursing through his veins instead of blood.
it's mostly because he is late
Birdy

Brian OA wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I just now realised that Brian's reign of terror needs to be stopped. Time to rape him right where all of his drawings can look at his terrified, yet slightly blushing face.
what did I do?
gh
Friendan

Static Noise Bird wrote:

gh
hg is objectively superior
Aurani
On a brighter note, I found out that there'll be a chess tournament in my hometown this weekend, and it's apparently going to attract quite a lot of people.
Time to assert my dominance once again.
Bweh
Guitar Hero
Trash Boat
That was the most random post ever, Brian.
Vuelo Eluko

Brian OA wrote:

Guitar Hero
reported to peppy for trying to advertise other rhythm games prepare to get bent like that guy who made hexis.
Yuudachi-kun

Kheldragar wrote:

I did it, Riince-kun.

Trash Boat
The website will reach 6m users... again. Hopefully, no magical reversals of any kind this time?
Friendan
950 more people til new bread
Yuudachi-kun
I predict user 6,000,000 to be a random nobody from Prague who will get 56pp then quit.
IppE

Friendan wrote:

950 more people til new bread
Finland has the highest average performance of top 100 countries.

Quality over quantity.
Ceph23
I wonder when Kuba Oms will get knocked off that top spot.
It seems pretty unlikely that it will go away anytime soon.
Trash Boat
I wonder when did Horizon got knocked off
IppE
I remember when bad apple was most played.

Good times.
Seph
I thought that was friendok and friendok became american

friend,ok
piruchan

Trash Boat wrote:

Why do you need a car?
Motorcycle gangs everywhere. They attack people who are on a motorcycle or walking alone. They've been around for a while, but the masses snapped 3 weeks ago and literally burned one alive.

I miss a lot of pages :(
Friendan

Seph wrote:

I thought that was friendok and friendok became american

friend,ok
dont tell anyone but im friendok; I moved so no one could find my new memeing HQ.
Trash Boat
you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:

you could have PM him dude. now everybody knows
I'll just move again

since when was this a thing?
Aurani
I swear, WarThunder's matchmaking is shit.
-sev
Yes, yes it is.
Aurani
"So I heard you like fighting MiGs in your shitty 1939 airplane."
Yuudachi-kun
You can dock your battleship into my port anytime
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