ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

Aurani

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T18:23:31+00:00

Kheldragar wrote:
What about me?

I'll eat your spine, while pouring red wine on your beautifully shaped, hairy breasts.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Granger

835 posts

Joined April 2014

Granger 2015-02-27T18:54:20+00:00

I didnt want to imagine that.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T18:59:24+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Kheldragar wrote:
What about me?
I'll eat your spine, while pouring red wine on your beautifully shaped, hairy breasts.

My boobs are not hairy.

IppE

IppE 2015-02-27T19:18:32+00:00

And hairy boobs aren't my fetish, so thats good.

Woop, new page

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T19:30:35+00:00

Kheldragar wrote:
My boobs are not hairy.

I'll lick them for you, my love.

On topic - fuck this day, the dog literally shattered the CPU with his ass, so I can't even communicate with friends properly.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

EineKrone

147 posts

Joined November 2013

EineKrone 2015-02-27T19:36:13+00:00

Aurani wrote:
It's such a lovely day, I haven't felt like this in years.

Aurani wrote:
fuck this day, the dog literally shattered the CPU with his ass, so I can't even communicate with friends properly.

A rapist dog is enough to bother your day?
(also: they say the pets take after their owner...)

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T19:40:59+00:00

Well, I'm not that dog's owner, and neither is that my PC, but I'll be staying here again and again, and she doesn't care about it enough to send it on repairs.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

IppE

IppE 2015-02-27T19:49:25+00:00

Aurani wrote:
On topic - fuck this day, the dog literally shattered the CPU with his ass

How does that even happen.

Must be a goddamn heavy dog to "literally shatter" a cpu, with the heatspreader being metal and all.

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T19:53:40+00:00

Well, the PC case fell from over a meter and a half, because that little shit pushed it down with its arse. Gods forbid the puppy is scratched, because I'd get lynched as it is worth more than my own life.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T19:58:04+00:00

Take it out back and slice its neck.

B1rd

2,974 posts

Joined December 2013

B1rd 2015-02-27T20:01:20+00:00

That's why I don't like dogs, they're a nuisance.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:04:30+00:00

B1rd wrote:
That's why I don't like dogs, they're a nuisance.

I like cats.

IppE

IppE 2015-02-27T20:06:10+00:00

Aurani wrote:
I'd get lynched as it is worth more than my own life.

It's good that you value your life.

Kheldragar wrote:
I like cats.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-02-27T20:10:49+00:00

Its good to like/love cats, but dont exagerate, ok?

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:12:18+00:00

I would NEVER do that to a cat.

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T20:17:46+00:00

Kheld, let's bump a cat together, my love. I'll please you anally with its cut-off tongue.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:19:35+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Kheld, let's bump a cat together, my love. I'll please you anally with its cut-off tongue.

But are you a cute femboy?

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-02-27T20:20:45+00:00

No I didnt mean that. Some guy that I know named himself after certain event with tragic origins, in which a cat is involved. idk what happened to him.

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T20:20:53+00:00

I'm everything you ever wanted.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:22:35+00:00

I need to consult my current boy-waifu first.

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-02-27T20:26:37+00:00

I'm pretty sure Hika will also love the idea of an orgy staged upon a cat's corpse to celebrate the Finnish independence day.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:27:03+00:00

Let's party

EineKrone

147 posts

Joined November 2013

EineKrone 2015-02-27T20:27:04+00:00

You gotta see him in house maiden clothes o3o

Vuelo Eluko

5,484 posts

Joined October 2013

Vuelo Eluko 2015-02-27T20:27:52+00:00

why does the smell of other peoples poop make me feel lightheaded and aroused but my own just smells like poop

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:28:30+00:00

Inside, we're all full of shit.

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-02-27T20:35:20+00:00

Maybe I should post like this, too.

Yuudachi-kun

5,432 posts

Joined August 2014

Yuudachi-kun 2015-02-27T20:36:51+00:00

Trash Boat wrote:
Maybe I should post like this, too.

Join the Kool Kids Klub.

Granger

835 posts

Joined April 2014

Granger 2015-02-27T20:43:57+00:00

Kheldragar wrote:
Trash Boat wrote:
Maybe I should post like this, too.

Join the Kool Kids Klub.

I belive you should talk to Zelda about this.

NotEvenDoomMusic

377 posts

Joined May 2012

NotEvenDoomMusic 2015-02-27T20:46:34+00:00

IppE wrote:

me

Trash Boat

4,403 posts

Joined April 2013

Trash Boat 2015-02-27T20:51:26+00:00

Granger wrote:
I believe you should talk to Zelda about this.

Nah, she may be busy right now. I don't want to bother her with this stuff.

AutoMedic

1,166 posts

Joined April 2014

AutoMedic 2015-02-27T21:37:40+00:00

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Vuelo Eluko

5,484 posts

Joined October 2013

Vuelo Eluko 2015-02-27T21:41:12+00:00

i know theres gonna be a bucket of blood in the toilet after i take a shit because it acts as a lubricant and i can always tell based on how slippery it comes out.

Yoeri

433 posts

Joined March 2012

Yoeri 2015-02-27T21:49:41+00:00

Stop typing in fucking colours you shitlords

I mean, hi