Agent Spin Here wrote:

Wojjan ... he

You impale the man with the pole like a spear but his blood spills out into the snow before you can catch it. Bad luck. You scrape a little snow over him to try and hide the evidence.

He has a normal television remote in his pocket.
REMOTE was added to your inventory.

You do all of those things, which activates an ancient curse causing you to die. The end.

Just kidding. Jarto are still alive.

You are MASH.
You are in a freezing cold jail cell. There is a smoke alarm. You can see very outside of your bars, other than a box of matches someone has left on the floor. Weird. You're very, very hungry.

You found your hands! MATCHES have been added to your inventory. You are so hungry you might pass out.

The jail cell is not flammable.

You have nothing flammable. You are VERY hungry!

You're nowhere near thin enough to slide through those!

You eat the COCAINE and feel a sudden rush of energy! You smash through the bars, and are out in the prison. You notice that there are no guards and no cctv. There are 11 cells, including your own, each keeping someone you recognize from osu! You see Powerdrone311, Gladi, strager, RemmyX25, Ph0X, ztrot, Mogsworth, 31Gabe, Rokodo and Azure_Kyte.

How thoughtful of you, but you don't have enough MONEY. You see Wojjan coming into the large jail room. Shit! What do you do?

You can't just walk up to her! You'd be killed by his bodyguards! You check your pockets and find WATER from the kitchen all those weeks ago and AVIATORS. How the hell did those get there?

You slip on the AVIATORS and feel a strange tingling, like you suddenly got so much cooler. Wow, anyone would respect you with these on!

The rest of the prisoners look at you with respectful eyes.

You don't need to sneak, no one would dare defy someone with aviators on.

You walk past Wojjan and wink at her. He gazes at you in admiration.
You are in Wojjan's high security computer room. There is a big expensive computer screen and lots of buttons. On the screen you see it says '97/100 captive'. You wonder what this could mean. You see underneath it a list of 'missing people'. You investigate and, shockingly, you and Jarto are on there! Behind you are the doors to the rest of the cells. To your right is the way out of the base.

You leave the base and are out on the street. There is a mcdonalds to your right and a massive clothes shop to your left. That's lucky, considering you're still wearing your prison uniform. In front of you is a road with cars zooming along it.

It's not going to be that easy. Try taking things one at a time.

You enter the clothes shop. OMG SO MANY CLOTHES! You want to buy everything. Your stomach rumbles. Man, you sure are hungry.

Nah, it'd be impossible to find anything through all these clothes.