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AutoMedic

ooooooh
Birdy

Frostei wrote:

IppE wrote:

almost fell asleep on math class #personalblog


my hand writing sucks so many dicks not even yaoi girls know that many
Symptoms include:
- Wrist
- Headache [mild]
- Hypotite toes [solved all call hypnotion]
- Pay skin
- Discomfort
- Decreation min volume

Prelaged (or helaged) / Severe dehydetion
- Tynsampion
- Foyrie breathing
- Hypotension
- Loss at shin
- Elesdcity
AutoMedic

OOOOOOOOOH
AutoMedic
nice post automedic
DeletedUser_4041880

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Symptoms include:
- Wrist
- Headache [mild]
- Hypotite toes [solved all call hypnotion]
- Pay skin
- Discomfort
- Decreation min volume

Prelaged (or helaged) / Severe dehydetion
- Tynsampion
- Foyrie breathing
- Hypotension
- Loss at shin
- Elesdcity
10/10
Ceph23
So I was reading up about some traditions and festivals around the world and I come across an article about the Japan's Kanamara Matsuri. The Penis Festival.
Apparently, it's a tradition that comes from a colorful legend that had something to do about a demon biting off a man's penis.
It has penis themed everything. I've also read that the event isn't sexual at all and entire families would go there. Seems like a lot of fun.
Also the money that was collected during the festival is given as a donation for HIV research.

And I thought our country had strange festivals.
VoidnOwO

Static Noise Bird wrote:

Symptoms include:
- Wrist
- Headache [mild]
- Hypotite toes [solved all call hypnotion]
- Pay skin
- Discomfort
- Decreation min volume

Prelaged (or helaged) / Severe dehydetion
- Tynsampion
- Foyrie breathing
- Hypotension
- Loss at shin
- Elesdcity
what the fuck
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

You can't expect battler to understand something like that.
Who?
IppE

Trash Boat wrote:

IppE wrote:

You can't expect battler to understand something like that.
Who?
You're not fooling anyone.
Trash Boat
Not even trying to.
Aurani
That moment when you're playing a team-based game and you question your team's ability to even breathe, let alone play a game where the word "Team" stands before "I'm a retarded mongrel who can't intelligently assess the situation and would rather suicide like a moron, because that seems to be fucking fun, and to top it off, I'll make sure to call everyone a shitty hacker, because my brain can't process the amount of information equivalent to rubbing my nonexistent dick with a razor, because I'm just THAT big of an imbecile."
Sometimes, I just wish one could find out where all those people live, and fill their useless guts with molten aluminium - because they're worth just as much as that metal - fucking nothing.
IppE
This is why I play multiplayer games very rarely.
NotEvenDoomMusic
This is why i intentionally play on [RUS] servers.
Aurani
This thread is perfect for venting when you're playing such cancerous games for more than 2 hours. :V
Trash Boat
There's more stuff to play out there, you know?

do you have steam btw?
Aurani
>VictoriqueDB

I'm probably the biggest fan of strategy games out there. Games such as Hearts of Iron 3 really make me hard..... the more complex, the better.
And that's probably why I keep having problems with multiplayer competitive games..... I'm assuming that every player I meet is at least decently fucking intelligent.

Another problem is that I dislike the combination of those two... multiplayer + strategy = nope.
IppE
Strategy games a best.



Especially ones of the real time kind.

Fun fact, openra devs commented on that video and it got 400+ views just from that.
NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

Wow what,
how did i missed this RTS that looks like RA ):
Aurani
You bloody little fuck. :V
Well, actually I have to sort of agree with the first comment there... as it seems, it takes a shitton of time to build those things, and they don't seem to be any faster than in the original either.

I'm not that big of a fan of RT ones, but if it suits the given game, it can be perfect and very much playable for me.
Trash Boat
How about this one?



I received through Humble bundle gift with 3 DLC
Aurani
Never tried it, tbh.
Trash Boat
Its about conquering planets, it demands lots of hours to gather resources, defend your planets from the enemy, etc. You can play it solo or with friends.
Lucs Illuminati
I've plate it and I don't mind it. It does take a lot of time though. :/
Aurani
I rather like the concept of it..... well, time to read a review or two, or maybe watch a vid on it and see if it's worth trying out.
Trash Boat
Or you can try the demo.
AutoMedic

shove it real good
Granger
Ceph23

Granger wrote:

This thing is an old one. I remember watching this when youtube wasn't even that well known.
B1rd

Trash Boat wrote:

Its about conquering planets, it demands lots of hours to gather resources, defend your planets from the enemy, etc. You can play it solo or with friends.
heard of 4X? it's a whole genre of game. I've got Space Empires 5, the only downside is it take a long time to learn. I have 10 hours and I've only just grasped most of the basic concepts.
Aurani
One thing I don't get about World of Tanks is how retarded the penetration system works.... I mean sure, it's a fucking arcade game, but still, please do tell me that a 152mm ISU can't pen a fucking scout, but "bounces" off of 20mm worth of armour.... even under the shittiest angle, that still isn't NEARLY enough to make a shell with 10 times the pen vs armour ratio bounce off...... fucking Hell....
B1rd
"we just dinged 'em

it bounced off

that one didn't go through

that one bounced

we didn't penetrate their armour

we didn't even scratch them"

*uninstalls game*
Aurani
:D
I still remember when some moron with not even 500 games. He brought 2 spammy panzers (t3) with his Chaffee (t5 - with the special matchmaking back then, when it could meet even t10s) in a t10 match.... We actually won that fucking match.....
IppE

Aurani wrote:

One thing I don't get about World of Tanks is how retarded the penetration system works.... I mean sure, it's a fucking arcade game, but still, please do tell me that a 152mm ISU can't pen a fucking scout, but "bounces" off of 20mm worth of armour.... even under the shittiest angle, that still isn't NEARLY enough to make a shell with 10 times the pen vs armour ratio bounce off...... fucking Hell....
Should've used an APFSDS round.
Aurani
Might as well use the 40 cm/45 Type 94 naval gun to do the trick. It probably would've fucking bounced as well, considering the way this game was built.
IppE
Everyone loves a half meter tungsten rod flying at 1,5 km/s.
Aurani
Delivering presents for Christmas the right way.
AutoMedic
GD = Low literacy rating and iq
G&R = "how do i fucking improve"
OT = these people
D33d
So Jarby painted his nails.

Jarby
Actually my mum did my nails fyi.
AutoMedic

D33d wrote:

So Jarby painted his nails.

kids these days
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