Granted, but his sleigh crashes into a car and explodes.
I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real ;;w;;
I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real ;;w;;
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Granted, but she kills you with her leek.
I wish for my phone to have unlimited storage space.
I wish for my phone to have unlimited storage space.
Granted but your handphone's processor speed is become to 0,1 mhz . Enjoy your unlimited storage space..
I wish for snows.
I wish for snows.
Granted but the earth is covered in snow and now everyone's fucked and blames you
I wish for a world without religious guilting
I wish for a world without religious guilting
Granted but everybody is atheist
I wish for a sandwich
I wish for a sandwich
Granted,but the sandwich wants to kill you
gimmie a corsair vegneance K70
gimmie a corsair vegneance K70
Granted but you'll still suck
I wish for more time
I wish for more time
Granted but you get old too quickly
I wish for pasta
I wish for pasta
Granted but it's falling out of your pockets
spaghetti everywhere
I wish for ASMR.
spaghetti everywhere
I wish for ASMR.
granted enjoy A Sexy Masochist Robot
I wish for some sleep right now
I wish for some sleep right now
Granted but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wish for big money
I wish for big money
You act like that's a bad thing.Trash Boat wrote:
Granted but everybody is atheist
I wish for a sandwich
Granted but nobody will ever be happy.Trash Boat wrote:
I wish for big money
I wish for fantasy.
Topic Starter
Granted. But your fantasy was not Half-Life 3.
I wish for a piano.
I wish for a piano.
Granted but the keys are broken.
I wish for more holidays pls
I wish for more holidays pls
Topic Starter
Granted. But you got too much holiday. Combo start plz
Granted but... -- Can't corrupt the wish..
I hope this thread won't dead
I hope this thread won't dead
Granted, but it gets locked tomorrow.
I wish for a gf. (Forever Alone I crai everytiem)
I wish for a gf. (Forever Alone I crai everytiem)
Granted but sadly your gf is actually a guy.
I wish for a pocky
I wish for a pocky
Granted but your pocky is 20 years old, fell on the floor 10 times under a couch, and has been stuck into many people's anuses.
I wish for osu! supporter.
I wish for osu! supporter.
Topic Starter
Granted, but peppy banned you. Kek.
I wish I would stop forgetting to add wishes and derailing my own thread.
Bawdawm! New page!
I wish I would stop forgetting to add wishes and derailing my own thread.
Bawdawm! New page!
Granted but nobody will post in this thread anymoar no pls continue
I wish I'm ready for 2015.
I wish I'm ready for 2015.
Granted but it's now 2016.
I wish I could FC airman now
I wish I could FC airman now
ok but that will be your last FC :3
I wish I could punch DJPuzzle
I wish I could punch DJPuzzle
Granted but you'll get raped by him.
I wish I had lionel messi's football skills
I wish I had lionel messi's football skills
Granted but you're the goddess of repulsive things and people
I wish for money
I wish for money
and happiness
Granted but its in a parallel world
I wish for a cheeseburger
I wish for a cheeseburger
Granted but it has no tastes.
I wish I could play all modes.
I wish I could play all modes.
granted, you already can, you'll just keep sucking at em
I wish for a cheese burger with fries
I wish for a cheese burger with fries
Granted but you won't get an tities if you eat it.
I wish Kanoe Yuuko become mine.
I wish Kanoe Yuuko become mine.
granted but its a cup of steam
I wish for a dakimakura
I wish for a dakimakura
Your wish?
granted but nobody's there
i wish for water
i wish for water
granted, a massive tsunami crashes your house
I wish for some heat thing,
you know those things u plug em in nd u can warm urself/your room
I wish for some heat thing,
you know those things u plug em in nd u can warm urself/your room
Yes, you can have it but the wires is alrady broken
I wish... I could see glittery notes
I wish... I could see glittery notes
np, I'm an electrical engineerRyu Sei wrote:
Yes, you can have it but the wires is alrady broken
and wish granted, but the notes are so glittery they blind your eyes.. or smth
I wish for less anime delays during the holidays
granted but you have no holidays
i wish for not being lazy
i wish for not being lazy
Granted but the world is now utopian and there is no need for work.
give me cookiezi's skills
give me cookiezi's skills
Sure, you'll get EVERYTHING about Cackiezi. (Also his eye problems lel).
I needz hugs.
I needz hugs.
Granted, but more pleasant means a sunny day, which becomes too hot for you to handle.
I wish for Puzzle-san to feel better :3 argh who wants to corrupt dis
I wish for Puzzle-san to feel better :3 argh who wants to corrupt dis
and happiness
Granted but once the playlist starts you can't stop it, volume is set to max
I wish for good grades on my coming exams
I wish for good grades on my coming exams
and happiness
Topic Starter
Granted, but you got eternal nightmares of me.
I wish for a loli pron. [Oh yeah, by the way I'll be riding a plane back to my house. I've been using mobile data in the village this whole time. If you never hear from me again, that means I'm probably dead.
I wish for a loli pron. [Oh yeah, by the way I'll be riding a plane back to my house. I've been using mobile data in the village this whole time. If you never hear from me again, that means I'm probably dead.
Granted, but you got too much of it that you died.
I wish for eternal happiness
I wish for eternal happiness
Granted but you're forever scarred with the image of everyone you loved dying in front of you.
I wish for diplomatic immunity
I wish for diplomatic immunity
granted but someone just shoots you in the stomach on your way to the doughnutshop
I wish for the haloween nidalee skin
I wish for the haloween nidalee skin
Granted but you get banned the second you get it.
I wish for more RAM
I wish for more RAM
Granted, but the additional RAM causes your pc to burn.
I wish for more pp.
I wish for more pp.
Granted, but you only get 1 more pp.
I wish to be rank 20k.
I wish to be rank 20k.
Granted, but you then cannot rank up anymore.
I wish for Macbook to be a decent gaming machine. >W<
I wish for Macbook to be a decent gaming machine. >W<
Granted but you don't have it.
I wish for Cookiezi std skills
I wish for Cookiezi std skills
Topic Starter
Granted. But then your fingers could not handle the almighty Cookiezi's 1337 sk33lz and they fell off when you started streaming.
I wish my friend could rocket-jump like a pro. So he can get to an orgy
I wish my friend could rocket-jump like a pro. So he can get to an orgy
Granted but wrong fuel.
I wish for a cake.
I wish for a cake.
Topic Starter
Granted, but it was a very expensive birthday cake for a young orphan bought by his entire charity for him. How could you? :(
I wish this thread could go a little faster.
I realized... This thread is dying... My friends, if this thread gets locked, there is no way to save it... And this thread will die very soon unless I come up with a way to make it more interesting. And I can't come up with ideas unless it's visual. The end, as we know it, is coming... guis. i cant feel dis anymor.
I wish this thread could go a little faster.
I realized... This thread is dying... My friends, if this thread gets locked, there is no way to save it... And this thread will die very soon unless I come up with a way to make it more interesting. And I can't come up with ideas unless it's visual. The end, as we know it, is coming... guis. i cant feel dis anymor.
Granted but then osu is closed down T_T
I wish that the FG peeps have similar timezones so we can multi together C:
I wish that the FG peeps have similar timezones so we can multi together C:
granted but everyone plays multi without you
I wish for more time to prepare for these goddamn exams
I wish for more time to prepare for these goddamn exams
Granted, but you then forget everything during the exams.
I wish fg had a chat group
I wish fg had a chat group
Granted, but it has a tumor and dies 3 months after you get it and become emotionally attached.
There is something wrong with me I'm sorry.
I wish for my keyboard to be here already.
There is something wrong with me I'm sorry.
I wish for my keyboard to be here already.
Granted, but the delivery wasn't smooth and some part of it got broken.
I wish for time to slow down.
like srsly school's starting in 3 days omg T-T
I wish for time to slow down.
like srsly school's starting in 3 days omg T-T
Topic Starter
Granted, but time slows down only when you're in class. I'm bummed about school too... But, we gotta do it don't we?
I wish you would do me with a Tommy Gun, baby. Gun Tommy.
I wish you would do me with a Tommy Gun, baby. Gun Tommy.
Granted, but Gun Tommy will ask Yuno to kill you.
I wish to have 2000pp for each mode
When did Andrea and Xgor became a bat?
I wish to have 2000pp for each mode
When did Andrea and Xgor became a bat?
Granted, but you got them without skills and they quickly go down because you could not keep up with the higher pp demand. I think that makes sense?
I wish it snowed where I am
I wish it snowed where I am
granted, but it is a strong blizzard and it kill everyone
i wish i had a friend that would never kill, assault, hurt, make people cry, and draw on peoples faces / would never die / will always be happy and never sad
good luck
i wish i had a friend that would never kill, assault, hurt, make people cry, and draw on peoples faces / would never die / will always be happy and never sad
good luck
Granted, but your friend disappears the next day
I wish Honoka was real
I wish Honoka was real
Granted. However your life is switched with hers i.e. you're just a character in an anime that she watches irl.
I wish I had a massive supply of philippine candies
I wish I had a massive supply of philippine candies
Granted. but the shipping was done by some corrupt private sector assholes and it took forever to reach your country.
By the time it got there the candies were all expired.
<3
I wish for pure bliss
By the time it got there the candies were all expired.
<3
I wish for pure bliss
Topic Starter
Granted, but you were too happy so you were suffocated by boobs. Because boobs are happiness.
I wish for Peppy's hard drives.
I wish for Peppy's hard drives.
Granted, but it's very old - from 2007
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
Granted, but then he ignores you again.
I wish for better singletapping ability...
I wish for better singletapping ability...
You are better but it unfortunately doesn't help much.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.
granted,but you can't talk with me
I wish Reimu would return
I wish Reimu would return
Granted, but then he leaves again.
I wish for a pc instead of macbook
I wish for a pc instead of macbook
Topic Starter
Granted, but Osu! no longer supports Mac OS. And your trousers are on fire. lol.
I wish for a better brain.
I wish for a better brain.
Granted, but you're not Nikola Tesla.
I want new pc, my actual one is 7 years old
I want new pc, my actual one is 7 years old
Topic Starter
Granted, but your new PC turned into a giant super fucking epic Godzilla robot and is now out to wreck havoc. And your old PC turned into a giant freakin' robot soldier with a robot sized G36C. And then he went out to fight back against your new PC. And then us FG fags suddenly turn into epic looking heroes and fight aliens. Me with some guns and everyone else with their weapons and outfit of choice.
I wish I could do parkour.
I wish I could do parkour.
Granted, but parkour became illegal by the time you had mastered the art.
I wish time slowed down
I wish time slowed down
Granted, but you slow down as well.
I wish for no exams.
I wish for no exams.
Granted, but competition for applying to institutes increased and got harder due to a lower entry requirement.
I wish for a hoodie to keep me warm through the night
I wish for a hoodie to keep me warm through the night
Ok, but the night's temp. is 35 degrees C.
I wish for a train.
I wish for a train.
Granted, but you are standing in the railway. You know what's next
I wish for people commenting in my alley's thread
I wish for people commenting in my alley's thread
but sadly they won't because no ppl in your alley's thread
i wish i have you
i wish i have you
Granted, but you lose me in a month.
I wish I could fc anything in oss.
I wish I could fc anything in oss.
Granted, but you get 50% accuracy and 5pp on everything
I wish I was king of the world
I wish I was king of the world
Topic Starter
Granted. But in order to do it, you had to kill everyone on earth.
I wish for a cat-girl!
BTW: Thanks for rev.
I wish for a cat-girl!
BTW: Thanks for rev.
Granted, but she claws at you and you die.
I wish for magic skillz ~.
I wish for magic skillz ~.
Granted, but you have 0 mana
I wish for 3 french hens And two turtle doves
I wish for 3 french hens And two turtle doves
sorry we don't have them
I wish i'm DRRR
I wish i'm DRRR
Granted, but your waifu won't exist anymore.
I wish to be Ene~
I wish to be Ene~
sorry Ene won't exist anymore
i wish Mephisto here :<
i wish Mephisto here :<
granted but then you have RSI...
I wish for freedom c:
I wish for freedom c:
granted but you live alone and no freedom with you
I wish dr. RR check my sanic
I wish dr. RR check my sanic
Wish granted but the doctor was a fake.
I wish something happens bad
I wish something happens bad
wish granted, but it would last for the rest for your life
I wish my feet were hands
I wish my feet were hands