Granted, but you must sacrifice a first born child.
I wish for better wrists.
I wish for better wrists.
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Granted but your fingers will become weak.
I wish for all homework to be gone D:
I wish for all homework to be gone D:
Granted but now you have a job and it sucks.
I wish for chocolate milk
I wish for chocolate milk
Granted but the chocolate milk tastes like a wasabi
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
granted but you fly in a building and are locked up as a terrorist
I wish for a fridge in my room
I wish for a fridge in my room
Granted but it has no food in it.
I wish for my senpai to notice me. T~T and not be rude.
I wish for my senpai to notice me. T~T and not be rude.
Granted but your senpai is a homosexual.
I wish for my senpai to notice me
T~T
I wish for my senpai to notice me
T~T
granted but he slaps his dick in your face everytime you look at him
I wish for a senpai
I wish for a senpai
granted but they dont notice you
i wish i had more free time
i wish i had more free time
Topic Starter
Granted. You had too much free time. lel.
I wish there was a wizard in my closet. C:
I wish there was a wizard in my closet. C:
Granted, but it's a Dark Wizard and kills you and destroys everything around.
I wish for time to stand still.
I wish for time to stand still.
Topic Starter
Granted. You had too much time to stand still. lel Combo x2
I wish I had 95 posts .-.
I wish I had 95 posts .-.
Granted but the system denies your 95 th posts
I wish I had new headphone
I wish I had new headphone
Granted but its a phone strapped on your head
I wish that absolute duo won't dissapoint me next season
I wish that absolute duo won't dissapoint me next season
Granted, but you can't see it
I wish I was home
I wish I was home
granted but it is burning down in front of you
i wish it was 27 december
i wish it was 27 december
Granted but it's 2013.
I wish for sushi.
I wish for sushi.
stool-flavored<3
I wish to beimmoralimmortal.
I really want to be immoral<3
I wish to die.
I wish to beimmoralimmortal.
I really want to be immoral<3
I wish to die.
You want to die, you want to be immortal, and you want to be immoral? I don't even know.THFuran wrote:
stool-flavored<3
I wish to beimmoralimmortal.
I really want to be immoral<3
I wish to die.
I wish for thristy.
Wish granted but Friday comes only a day later.
I wish for a bigger christmas tree.
I wish for a bigger christmas tree.
Granted but it is basically ruins your house.
I wish I could touch a boobs (wut)
I wish I could touch a boobs (wut)
Granted but its
I wish for a funny
I wish for a funny
Granted but you'll be died because of couldn't stop laughing.
I wish for a good tastes potato..
I wish for a good tastes potato..
Topic Starter
Granted. But le potato was a potatah.
I wish I was a table.
I wish I was a table.
Granted but you get flipped over. and then you get crushed later
I wish fora Christmas present :3 Santa.
I wish for
Granted, but his sleigh crashes into a car and explodes.
I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real ;;w;;
I wish for Hatsune Miku to be real ;;w;;
Granted, but she kills you with her leek.
I wish for my phone to have unlimited storage space.
I wish for my phone to have unlimited storage space.
Granted but your handphone's processor speed is become to 0,1 mhz . Enjoy your unlimited storage space..
I wish for snows.
I wish for snows.
Granted but the earth is covered in snow and now everyone's fucked and blames you
I wish for a world without religious guilting
I wish for a world without religious guilting
Granted but everybody is atheist
I wish for a sandwich
I wish for a sandwich
Granted,but the sandwich wants to kill you
gimmie a corsair vegneance K70
gimmie a corsair vegneance K70
Granted but you'll still suck
I wish for more time
I wish for more time
Granted but you get old too quickly
I wish for pasta
I wish for pasta
Granted but it's falling out of your pockets
spaghetti everywhere
I wish for ASMR.
spaghetti everywhere
I wish for ASMR.
granted enjoy A Sexy Masochist Robot
I wish for some sleep right now
I wish for some sleep right now
Granted but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wish for big money
I wish for big money
You act like that's a bad thing.Trash Boat wrote:
Granted but everybody is atheist
I wish for a sandwich
Granted but nobody will ever be happy.Trash Boat wrote:
I wish for big money
I wish for fantasy.
Topic Starter
Granted. But your fantasy was not Half-Life 3.
I wish for a piano.
I wish for a piano.
Granted but the keys are broken.
I wish for more holidays pls
I wish for more holidays pls
Topic Starter
Granted. But you got too much holiday. Combo start plz
Granted but... -- Can't corrupt the wish..
I hope this thread won't dead
I hope this thread won't dead
Granted, but it gets locked tomorrow.
I wish for a gf. (Forever Alone I crai everytiem)
I wish for a gf. (Forever Alone I crai everytiem)
Granted but sadly your gf is actually a guy.
I wish for a pocky
I wish for a pocky
Granted but your pocky is 20 years old, fell on the floor 10 times under a couch, and has been stuck into many people's anuses.
I wish for osu! supporter.
I wish for osu! supporter.
Topic Starter
Granted, but peppy banned you. Kek.
I wish I would stop forgetting to add wishes and derailing my own thread.
Bawdawm! New page!
I wish I would stop forgetting to add wishes and derailing my own thread.
Bawdawm! New page!
Granted but nobody will post in this thread anymoar no pls continue
I wish I'm ready for 2015.
I wish I'm ready for 2015.
Granted but it's now 2016.
I wish I could FC airman now
I wish I could FC airman now
ok but that will be your last FC :3
I wish I could punch DJPuzzle
I wish I could punch DJPuzzle
Granted but you'll get raped by him.
I wish I had lionel messi's football skills
I wish I had lionel messi's football skills
Granted but you're the goddess of repulsive things and people
I wish for money
I wish for money
and happiness
Granted but its in a parallel world
I wish for a cheeseburger
I wish for a cheeseburger
Granted but it has no tastes.
I wish I could play all modes.
I wish I could play all modes.
granted, you already can, you'll just keep sucking at em
I wish for a cheese burger with fries
I wish for a cheese burger with fries
Granted but you won't get an tities if you eat it.
I wish Kanoe Yuuko become mine.
I wish Kanoe Yuuko become mine.
granted but its a cup of steam
I wish for a dakimakura
I wish for a dakimakura
Your wish?
granted but nobody's there
i wish for water
i wish for water
granted, a massive tsunami crashes your house
I wish for some heat thing,
you know those things u plug em in nd u can warm urself/your room
I wish for some heat thing,
you know those things u plug em in nd u can warm urself/your room
Yes, you can have it but the wires is alrady broken
I wish... I could see glittery notes
I wish... I could see glittery notes
np, I'm an electrical engineerRyu Sei wrote:
Yes, you can have it but the wires is alrady broken
and wish granted, but the notes are so glittery they blind your eyes.. or smth
I wish for less anime delays during the holidays
granted but you have no holidays
i wish for not being lazy
i wish for not being lazy
Granted but the world is now utopian and there is no need for work.
give me cookiezi's skills
give me cookiezi's skills
Sure, you'll get EVERYTHING about Cackiezi. (Also his eye problems lel).
I needz hugs.
I needz hugs.
Granted, but more pleasant means a sunny day, which becomes too hot for you to handle.
I wish for Puzzle-san to feel better :3 argh who wants to corrupt dis
I wish for Puzzle-san to feel better :3 argh who wants to corrupt dis
and happiness
Granted but once the playlist starts you can't stop it, volume is set to max
I wish for good grades on my coming exams
I wish for good grades on my coming exams
and happiness
Topic Starter
Granted, but you got eternal nightmares of me.
I wish for a loli pron. [Oh yeah, by the way I'll be riding a plane back to my house. I've been using mobile data in the village this whole time. If you never hear from me again, that means I'm probably dead.
I wish for a loli pron. [Oh yeah, by the way I'll be riding a plane back to my house. I've been using mobile data in the village this whole time. If you never hear from me again, that means I'm probably dead.
Granted, but you got too much of it that you died.
I wish for eternal happiness
I wish for eternal happiness
Granted but you're forever scarred with the image of everyone you loved dying in front of you.
I wish for diplomatic immunity
I wish for diplomatic immunity
granted but someone just shoots you in the stomach on your way to the doughnutshop
I wish for the haloween nidalee skin
I wish for the haloween nidalee skin
Granted but you get banned the second you get it.
I wish for more RAM
I wish for more RAM
Granted, but the additional RAM causes your pc to burn.
I wish for more pp.
I wish for more pp.
Granted, but you only get 1 more pp.
I wish to be rank 20k.
I wish to be rank 20k.
Granted, but you then cannot rank up anymore.
I wish for Macbook to be a decent gaming machine. >W<
I wish for Macbook to be a decent gaming machine. >W<
Granted but you don't have it.
I wish for Cookiezi std skills
I wish for Cookiezi std skills
Topic Starter
Granted. But then your fingers could not handle the almighty Cookiezi's 1337 sk33lz and they fell off when you started streaming.
I wish my friend could rocket-jump like a pro. So he can get to an orgy
I wish my friend could rocket-jump like a pro. So he can get to an orgy
Granted but wrong fuel.
I wish for a cake.
I wish for a cake.
Topic Starter
Granted, but it was a very expensive birthday cake for a young orphan bought by his entire charity for him. How could you? :(
I wish this thread could go a little faster.
I realized... This thread is dying... My friends, if this thread gets locked, there is no way to save it... And this thread will die very soon unless I come up with a way to make it more interesting. And I can't come up with ideas unless it's visual. The end, as we know it, is coming... guis. i cant feel dis anymor.
I wish this thread could go a little faster.
I realized... This thread is dying... My friends, if this thread gets locked, there is no way to save it... And this thread will die very soon unless I come up with a way to make it more interesting. And I can't come up with ideas unless it's visual. The end, as we know it, is coming... guis. i cant feel dis anymor.
Granted but then osu is closed down T_T
I wish that the FG peeps have similar timezones so we can multi together C:
I wish that the FG peeps have similar timezones so we can multi together C:
granted but everyone plays multi without you
I wish for more time to prepare for these goddamn exams
I wish for more time to prepare for these goddamn exams
Granted, but you then forget everything during the exams.
I wish fg had a chat group
I wish fg had a chat group
Granted, but it has a tumor and dies 3 months after you get it and become emotionally attached.
There is something wrong with me I'm sorry.
I wish for my keyboard to be here already.
There is something wrong with me I'm sorry.
I wish for my keyboard to be here already.
Granted, but the delivery wasn't smooth and some part of it got broken.
I wish for time to slow down.
like srsly school's starting in 3 days omg T-T
I wish for time to slow down.
like srsly school's starting in 3 days omg T-T
Topic Starter
Granted, but time slows down only when you're in class. I'm bummed about school too... But, we gotta do it don't we?
I wish you would do me with a Tommy Gun, baby. Gun Tommy.
I wish you would do me with a Tommy Gun, baby. Gun Tommy.
Granted, but Gun Tommy will ask Yuno to kill you.
I wish to have 2000pp for each mode
When did Andrea and Xgor became a bat?
I wish to have 2000pp for each mode
When did Andrea and Xgor became a bat?
Granted, but you got them without skills and they quickly go down because you could not keep up with the higher pp demand. I think that makes sense?
I wish it snowed where I am
I wish it snowed where I am
granted, but it is a strong blizzard and it kill everyone
i wish i had a friend that would never kill, assault, hurt, make people cry, and draw on peoples faces / would never die / will always be happy and never sad
good luck
i wish i had a friend that would never kill, assault, hurt, make people cry, and draw on peoples faces / would never die / will always be happy and never sad
good luck
Granted, but your friend disappears the next day
I wish Honoka was real
I wish Honoka was real
Granted. However your life is switched with hers i.e. you're just a character in an anime that she watches irl.
I wish I had a massive supply of philippine candies
I wish I had a massive supply of philippine candies
Granted. but the shipping was done by some corrupt private sector assholes and it took forever to reach your country.
By the time it got there the candies were all expired.
<3
I wish for pure bliss
By the time it got there the candies were all expired.
<3
I wish for pure bliss
Topic Starter
Granted, but you were too happy so you were suffocated by boobs. Because boobs are happiness.
I wish for Peppy's hard drives.
I wish for Peppy's hard drives.
Granted, but it's very old - from 2007
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
I wish Andrea-senpai notice me...
Granted, but then he ignores you again.
I wish for better singletapping ability...
I wish for better singletapping ability...
You are better but it unfortunately doesn't help much.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.
I really wish i can disable personal/private messages from this specific asshole who has pissed me off unreasonably.