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Akali

superhero6 wrote:

Bitch, you implying lewa isn't pro?
I'll bash your head in I swear on me mum.
You are right. If there is any professional osu scene, it consists only of thelewa.
pooptartsonas
TheLewa sex
Chooby
PRAISE HIM BOYS, OUR LORD AND OSUGOD

http://imgur.com/a/d4Wh9
Trash Boat
um yeah lewa is cool, long hair, olutta and doesnt afraid of anything
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thelewa
ManiakkuChan has been named "Full-time Member of the German Adoration Section" for her work in being German and adoring me at the same time. Such challenges will never go unrewarded in the thelewa fan club.

Celizavia has been named "Member of the Tsundere Adoration Brigade" for his behaviour.

Static Noise Bird has been named "Apprentice of Physical Adoration" for his showing of interest in the art of physical adoration and praise. Make sure to study well under Matu and you may one day become an artisan of the craft yourself. Glorious!

RemmyX25 had his Adoration Points measured and turns out that he has none. No entry to the barbecue night for you.

Whalen denied entry to the club for now, but after a month of rehabilitation you may apply again. I would like to remind even the members of the fan club that the rehabilitation camp is entirely voluntary and will teach you to praise, adore and bask in my glory through rigorous training. If you find yourself doubting your conviction to me, I recommend attending the rehabilitation camp.
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thelewa
I had considered naming axsepsilon for something great but then I remembered that I'm a fickle person.
[ -Dakos- ]
If you dont go to OWC I wont be ur fan
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thelewa
Hika's commitment to the fan club was not enough and as such she has been barred entry. No amount of rehabilitation can allow you to apply again.

pooptartsonas has been placed under surveillance due to dangerous ambitions. Do not inform him of this on risk of expulsion from the fan club. Being expelled from the fan club means that you can't attend the barbecue night.
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thelewa
A person as perfect as me doesn't have to prove himself in petty contests, Nanao. If only you would see the true depth of my magnificence...
[ -Dakos- ]
You have to do it ... I dont belive in you ( yet )... Prove me Im wrong or Im gone look for a better god e.e
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thelewa
Nanao is the first person to attend the rehabilitation camp! What a dedicated praiser he is. Stories of him will be written for ages to come.
[ -Dakos- ]
Fuck me Im famouse! Ok no ...
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thelewa
Nanao has perished in the rehabilitation camp. Investigation into the matter is underway, but the detectives assure us that the accident had nothing to do with the fan club.
[ -Dakos- ]
Nanaos ghost comes back from hell and make Thelewa join OWC.
dippidy
my rib recipe actually takes quite some time to prepare, should I make it? it's handed down from generation to generation through my czech bloodline that now resides in texas so I guess it didn't start until we arrived in texas but it is still p good despite not being authentic czech barbecue.
B1rd
R.I.P Nanao he will be remembered in out hearts forever.
superhero6


Lewa sama, I made you a statue so the whole world notices your magnificence
Tarix
I ate suklaapallit
HaruryuuSan

superhero6 wrote:



Lewa sama, I made you a statue so the whole world notices your magnificence
wow pro
My Fingers Suck
/me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa
/me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa /me Praise lewa

ok enough farming, can i praise you lewa? :Q__
witchcult
One day, I hope to be as handsome as thelewa. The chances are almost 0, but a guy can dream ;-;
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thelewa

dippidy wrote:

my rib recipe actually takes quite some time to prepare, should I make it? it's handed down from generation to generation through my czech bloodline that now resides in texas so I guess it didn't start until we arrived in texas but it is still p good despite not being authentic czech barbecue.
Any sustenance for the barbecue night will be appreciated.






(remember that the barbecue night is not an actual thing, some dude in ask.fm thought that I'm expecting people to show up somewhere)
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thelewa
Dangerous ambitions, 19120113121308. But I cannot blame you for them. If I wasn't me, I'd want to be me.
Piine
When I saw this...I got so much brain tumors.....Now in the hospital...
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thelewa
Were you not completely still during the Adoration Point measuring?

It doesn't cause anything like that but I am intrigued nevertheless.
[ -Dakos- ]
Since now Im a ghost from hell I could be hells ambassador and give you more souls to your fan club
alfred
HEY LEWA IM THE GUY THAT GAVE YOU FREE DONUTS AT DREAMHACK CAN I BE IN THE CLUB
superhero6

Harumi wrote:

wow pro
Anything for the creator of all that is good.
His cursor is the cursor that will pierce the heavens.
It's also said that cookiezi is his bitch.
more praise to come
dippidy

thelewa wrote:

dippidy wrote:

my rib recipe actually takes quite some time to prepare, should I make it? it's handed down from generation to generation through my czech bloodline that now resides in texas so I guess it didn't start until we arrived in texas but it is still p good despite not being authentic czech barbecue.
Any sustenance for the barbecue night will be appreciated.






(remember that the barbecue night is not an actual thing, some dude in ask.fm thought that I'm expecting people to show up somewhere)

(Don't you worry your pretty Lil head there won't be any Czech Texan barbecue showing up at your house)
Kalevijoujou
I'm absolutely the biggest fan, I spent hours to find you in Tracon, and when I saw you I shaked your hand and said "hi lewa" and it was a great moment ;_;
Synchrostar
I have kneesocks, can I join?
Frostmourne
Amazing 2014 thread before the end of the year!
Justin-
I just returned from school lewa!

I am happy to announce that I spoke of your greatness today to all my closest friends!

They got an hour long speech of why you are my lord and savior! They now believe you are the greatest man alive, and that you will save us when ebola attacks!
IppE

Kalevijoujou wrote:

I'm absolutely the biggest fan, I spent hours to find you in Tracon, and when I saw you I shaked your hand and said "hi lewa" and it was a great moment ;_;
Why don't you new people actually come and hang out with us when you have the chance?

We're not that scary you know, even if two of us had assault rifles.
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thelewa
Arufrog has been named "Dispenser of Doughnuty Praise" for his deeds. The doughnuts were delicious.
Gadmont
a
Storegrisen
[ -Dakos- ]

Nanao wrote:

Since now Im a ghost from hell I could be hells ambassador and give you more souls to your fan club
Notice me Lewa!
Crumb
back from school, thank you lewa for your high evaluation of my respect for you

all hail lewa, the mightiest of gods

EDIT: does a higher plane mean a different name color? who else is on this higher plane? am i the only one blessed with this gift from lewa?
i feel honored and in turn i will honor you by archiving your ask. fm page and creating even more tumblr URL's for use. thank you lewa for this gift youve bestowed onto me and i will use it well. my place on this plane of existance will be used well and for your glory always
Big
I like little girls, Hard Rock, and anyone who pronounces "w" like "v". All hail lewa <3
Neymarcus
i'm brazilian, can i join as hue officer or something?
praise thelewa
TheNekoNextDoor

thelewa wrote:

TheNekoNextDoor has been named "Specialist of Visual Praise" for his apparent specialization in the field.
Th-thank you, senpai, I've been noticed ;;w;;
I'm a girl btw
Crumb
LEWA, i have another offer for you!
i am actually a competitive swimmer, and in turn i can coach your followers in america (north and south) to swim so they can swim to finland to make it to the barbeque. i saw something about a swim meet and i got very excited for a chance to use my experience for your greatness, because as we all know here,

lewa is the best best best and deserves nothing less
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thelewa
No.
megadongs
thelewa you are the best princess ever! we should all bow down to your majestic ways!! if anyone dears to oppose you, they should be slain where they stand!


all hail princess lewa!!!!!
Crumb

thelewa wrote:

No.
lewa doesnt appreciate swimmers
Crumb

megadongs wrote:

thelewa you are the best princess ever! we should all bow down to your majestic ways!! if anyone dears to oppose you, they should be slain where they stand!


all hail princess lewa!!!!!
lewa is not a princess, if anything he is a queen
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Big
All hail Captain Lewa. Applying for Ship Manager please.
123456890
All hail thy great leader Lewa.

I am here today to apply for the role of paparazzi.
And provide the public with scandalous pictures of lewa.
Crumb
my newest contribution:

as self proclaimed social media dutchess of thelewa fan club, and of course being on a higher plane of existance, i have created a tumblr blog just for this special night:

http://lewasbbqnight.tumblr.com

the password as it is now is " lewafanclub " no spaces or caps

if anyone has a tumblr and would like to be added as a moderator, or if you would like to submit things, contact me on the osu website via messages, my ask.fm, or my personal tumblr.
http://ask.fm/crumb961
http://crumb961.tumblr.com

enjoy
laatikko2
kakka
ColdTooth
thelewa is our savior
may his plays be blessed along the world
heed our calls, o great one!
Yakumo Ran_old_1
I too am a big fan of memes
Crumb

Crumb wrote:

my newest contribution:

as self proclaimed social media dutchess of thelewa fan club, and of course being on a higher plane of existance, i have created a tumblr blog just for this special night:

http://lewasbbqnight.tumblr.com

the password as it is now is " lewafanclub " no spaces or caps

if anyone has a tumblr and would like to be added as a moderator, or if you would like to submit things, contact me on the osu website via messages, my ask.fm, or my personal tumblr.
http://ask.fm/crumb961
http://crumb961.tumblr.com

enjoy
i have added skyllzhogo in this as well, between the two of us your reign will reach higher heights than you ever expected it to

EDIT: no more password
B1rd

thelewa wrote:

Any respectable fan club needs artwork. As such, any artwork will be greatly appreciated.
I am not an artist, forgive my crude drawing that does not do justice to your glory

my only desire is to be appointed missionary so that I may spread the word of your awesomeness with even more authority and zeal~
superhero6


All hail Thelewa, lewa girls = best girls
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thelewa
I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
Cptn Falcon
Sign me up, Milord.

THELEWA
THELEWA
PRAISED BE THELEWA
123456890
I am sorry Master. I have disgraced your name.
Kogarou-
There isn't any way to show you with words, so just have this
I love You so much I have dreams of you streaming 220BPM with HR on me on the bed < 3
MEK
i wish to join the thelewa fan club.
i will do anything he tells me to.
hail our lord and savior.
Big

thelewa wrote:

I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
I apologize senpai ;-;
Pendual
me too
lewa is love.
lewa is life.
B1rd

thelewa wrote:

I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
Forgive my brashness, I was an idiot to try and impose myself on your flawless will.
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superhero6
Your highness, I have a suggestion.
Would it be possible to make a new subreddit dedicated to you and/or the fanclub?
Surely a transcendent being as you should not be stuck with a silly small forum thread as this.
vinttilintu
PRAISE THELEWA!!!!
Can i join??? :3
alfred
Bweh

superhero6 wrote:

Your highness, I have a suggestion.
Would it be possible to make a new subreddit dedicated to you and/or the fanclub?
Surely a transcendent being as you should not be stuck with a silly small forum thread as this.
>dissing off-topic
123456890
I CANT STOP BASKING IN THE GLORY OF THIS PICTURE.
TheNekoNextDoor

Gragas wrote:

I CANT STOP BASKING IN THE GLORY OF THIS PICTURE.
This.
X'D
iys
bdapple
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brad5452
Hello! I don't play osu! that often and don't know who you are but you have a really nice hair color and your username sounds cute so I'm willing to admire and worship you for many years to come. I believe that your grace may have even lead me to discover osu! You've yet to bestow any sort of divine wisdom upon me so I'm not sure what purpose this would serve, but I would guess that spinners train my endurance in case you need someone to jerk you off while you're playing osu! since you seem to use two hands to play.

I believe it is my destiny to be assigned some sort of position in your fan club. Evidence of this is that I've noticed you're from Finland and I'm trying to learn to speak Danish. This may seem meaningless at first, but I'm American so to me the Nordic countries are all the same thing to me, sort of like how all Spanish speaking countries make up Mexico or how Wales, England, and Scotland, and possibly the Irelands come together to form those stupid posh British redcoat scumbags that want to take my freedom away.

I humbly ask you to please give me a position in your fan club, and to know that I will do anything you ask of me. Yes, even that.

Sincerely, brad5452
TheNekoNextDoor

brad5452 wrote:

or how Wales, England, and Scotland, and possibly the Irelands come together to form those stupid posh British redcoat scumbags that want to take my freedom away.
:(
Vexy
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Gnuu
Please let me join, I am big big fan!
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thelewa

Vexy wrote:

Excuse me oh almighty lewa for I do no mean to question the current AP system, but it has come to my attention that a lot of users have been farming AP by submitting lots of one-line posts instead of a well rounded full-post (or FP for short).

I believe in a future where a NEW adoration point system is in place, an APv2 where users will be awarded more AP based on the quality of their post, and not just how many posts they submit in general (for it is what the one and only lewa deserves).
I am considering getting Tom96 to make APv2 so that I can properly gauge the adoration of my fans.

But for the moment APv1 is doing its job just fine.

The barbecue night is tomorrow.
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thelewa
Please stand completely still while the Adoration Point measuring robots are doing their work. Failure to do so may result in losing an eye.
superhero6
I was so hyped I couldn't stand still and now I'm blind.
So worth it, this scar will always be a memory about the great lewa-sama
ceschierpadua
~ ~ ~ALL HAIL LEWA~ ~ ~

My 1 month training in massuer o'ry in High school will surely be able to relax your body

Although my training is still insufficient may I rejuvenate your body with my massage o "Great Lewa"
Proxy
thelewa is love, thelewa is life. all hail thelewa.

he's the best person in the entire universe. seriously.
Gekkie
HOW TO JOIN THE FANCLUB #1 LEWA
Megasaatana
.
iys

Vexy wrote:

Excuse me oh almighty lewa for I do no mean to question the current AP system, but it has come to my attention that a lot of users have been farming AP by submitting lots of one-line posts instead of a well rounded full-post (or FP for short).

I believe in a future where a NEW adoration point system is in place, an APv2 where users will be awarded more AP based on the quality of their post, and not just how many posts they submit in general (for it is what the one and only lewa deserves).
excuse me, it seems like you're having problems with my beautiful system
please proceed to the door on your left and kindly die in fire
APv1 is everything you'll ever need. APv1 is love. APv1 is life. APv1 is lewa.
lewa is love. life is love. i don't know where i'm going with this
MarvlPhoenix
With this post I apply as official story writer about the life of the(glorious)lewa, so that no one will ever forget his awesomeness.
Proxy
finally people realise that thelewa is the best person in the entire universe.
Valky
I hardly ever come to write anything in this forum full of peasants, but here I am to appreciate thelewa our ray of light to praise :)
doro_old_1
i don't think I can name someone i'd rather go swimming with other than thelewa.
Franc[e]sco
dude nice
Bedrock
im in

do you need anything new cooki- i mean lord lewa?
iTurret
I'm in master lewa. i'll do anything you want ;)
Celizavia

Gragas wrote:

Damn, this is legit cool
whitehounds
Let me join god damnit! :DD
[ Setsuna ]
excuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior thelewa?
GMA
I would like to join your fan club because Lewa is the best
Tsubodai
I pledge my allegiance to the undying one true Lewa may he live forever and all that. That IS the point of being undying anyway.
popc0rn
lewa is the best human being that has ever lived
i love you lewa

i look at this picture and see hope, love, and a new dawn for all of us
to embrace you into my life would be my greatest desire

lewa is perfection
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