List of Excuses

mattyu007

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mattyu007 2008-07-08T00:48:49+00:00

#160: accidentally hitting F10 (fraps key) causing lag
#161: osu crashed
#162: windows crashed
#163: windows update pops up infront of osu window (can't be sent behind anything)
#164: new email
#165: msn spam
#166: someone calling me on irc (hello, kai!)
#167: display cracked for no reason
#168: mouse disconnected
#169: mom is yelling
#170: peppy announced something and i HAD to read it
#171: new test build is out and got too happy about it and couldn't click
#172: a bad skin making it impossible to see hit markers
#173: google talk messages piling up over the osu window
#174: the phone rang and i had to get it
#175: i was hungry and forgot to pause before leaving
#176: hand didn't listen to brain
#177: "eye" blinked during a really intense part of a map
#178: sneezed
#179: someone was spectating and causing pressure
#180: bad spacing
#181: "drrring! virus database has been updated"
#182: scrolled down by accident and volume went all the way down
#183: forgetting key binds while playing taiko mod
#184: keyboard stopped working (happened before!)
#185: someone creeped up behing me and scared me

.....ARGH can't think of anymore....

oh wait, here's one!
#186: brain was under too much strain trying to think of ~~a good excuse~~ more excuses

Proud lover of Kiai Time <3

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Beatmaps:
Countdown (Ranked!)
Rirura Riruha (Ranked!)
Over the Distance (Ranked!)
PaPaPa Love (Ranked!l)
Hatake De Tsukamaete [Taiko | Collab] / +6 (Waiting for taiko listings)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Sexy Vampire [matty's Taiko Oni] / + 0

Non-BSS:
Yuugao no Kimi [Taiko Oni]

Numbers_old

56 posts

Joined June 2008

Numbers_old 2008-07-08T13:07:40+00:00

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eff u, na wa a meen. werrrk deth bdie nn luz cntroule!
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awp

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awp 2008-07-08T17:10:36+00:00

#188 The timing on this map is more unpredictable than Cross Time.

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

anonymous_old

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anonymous_old 2008-07-10T04:16:08+00:00

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mattyu007

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mattyu007 2008-07-10T04:18:27+00:00

#190: Stupid Xfire thing popped up in the osu window and caused lag

Proud lover of Kiai Time <3

SPOILER

awp wrote:
mattyu is our video journalist/marketer/advertiser

Beatmaps:
Countdown (Ranked!)
Rirura Riruha (Ranked!)
Over the Distance (Ranked!)
PaPaPa Love (Ranked!l)
Hatake De Tsukamaete [Taiko | Collab] / +6 (Waiting for taiko listings)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Sexy Vampire [matty's Taiko Oni] / + 0

Non-BSS:
Yuugao no Kimi [Taiko Oni]

Card N'FoRcE

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Card N'FoRcE 2008-07-10T15:56:59+00:00

#191: ZoneAlarm's telling that ZoneAlarm is trying to access the internet

#192: Windows got mute
#193: Monitor turned off
#194: Windows detected a new device
#195: Occasionally lag
#196: Alarm clock ringing
#197: "Your Windows may be not genuine" (WGA, btw I don't have it

)
#198: Fan is on and I didn't hear well
#199: Z tired of being hitted tells me I'm a bully
#200: "Why is Osu lagging at that damn long slider??"

(ノ;￣Д￣) =3

Mogsy

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Mogsy 2008-07-10T17:40:55+00:00

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Saturos

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Saturos 2008-07-10T20:36:11+00:00

202) Busy using psychokinesis.

300 300 300 300 300 X 300 Esc Retry.

[18:22] <BanchoBot> Saturos has moved up to place #0 in the top 10!
[02:40] <awpkun> I love suckin' ass~
[01:19] <Rolled> maaaaan luigi im sucking 6 in a row here

2019 edit: For those of you who still look at my profile for whatever reason, yes I'm alive. Also yes, I played mouse and left click only.

NinjaishGuy

21 posts

Joined May 2008

Topic Starter

NinjaishGuy 2008-07-10T23:24:44+00:00

320) Dyslexia

Numbers_old

56 posts

Joined June 2008

Numbers_old 2008-07-11T09:26:34+00:00

321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.

eff u, na wa a meen. werrrk deth bdie nn luz cntroule!
Disclaimer! If the post sounded dumb, made no sense or simply seemed like an alternative take on reality then.... the chances are very high that it was meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. This applies all across the internet, regardless of forum, time and place. Avoid or atleast disregard it completely
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: Break Machine - Break Dance Party Notstarred!

Mogsy

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Mogsy 2008-07-11T12:44:38+00:00

numbers wrote:
321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.

Weren't cheating the numbers. D: Look at Card's post.

205 [counting yours as 204]) The Devil possessed me for a bit and told me to cut myself instead of hit that slider.

awp

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awp 2008-07-11T17:46:38+00:00

206) <awp> holy shit that spoiled milk is coming back for me oh fuck
***awp is now known as awpoop
<awpoop> brb

Twally Spocks is best pony ♥
Proud user of Etna Sliders.
~~You'll never pierce my admintium armour.~~ Turns out, someone did!

LadySuburu

80 posts

Joined June 2008

LadySuburu 2008-07-12T17:29:58+00:00

207: I was too busy staring in awe at Saturos's score going up.

208: I hate you James.

209: I love you James.

210: Lag killed me.

Lag: Heck yeah I did! XD

211: The spinner is a lie!

My thought process is like a Train on a train track shaped like a spider web. With portals.

James

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James 2008-07-12T17:44:00+00:00

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

Also known as Dyaems in other places

Yuukari-Banteki

1,534 posts

Joined June 2008

Yuukari-Banteki 2008-07-12T18:45:06+00:00

not that I can actually play, but I know some of these would kill me XD

214: I got a little ADD--- hey look a shiny!~
215: Saturos-sama came online, and i just *had* to go over there and glomp him~ <3
216: I had Marisa playing in the background.
217: I fell asleep at the compy
218: I had to go make dinner.
219: busy harrassing SirDekar

Edit: 220: Eaten by a Grue

A new name for a new start

Mogsy

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Mogsy 2008-07-12T20:52:57+00:00

221) Too busy jamming a javelin into Dekar.
222) OMG NO WAY REPEATING NUMBERS
223) The corpse wasn't dead yet. ):

Slain087

457 posts

Joined January 2008

Slain087 2008-07-12T21:12:12+00:00

221: Reisen decided to be even more twisted than usual.
222: Stop trying to hit me with an Evoker! That's a real freakin' gun!
223: Damn returning streams.
224: No, [brother], I will not let you do a "Fearless" on me.
225: What? I know it's a weird song, but that doesn't mean that allows you to look weirdly at me... Damn it, you made me fail!

・・・妖怪が鍛えたこの楼観剣に斬れぬものなど、あんまり無い！
The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken, forged by youkai, are next to none!

Resident lurker of the Touhou thread.

Agent BA8 Rookbie

423 posts

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Agent BA8 Rookbie 2008-07-13T00:39:20+00:00

226) This is too hard.
227) This map's pace is fucked up.
228) Unranked maps are so fun.
229) People keep calling me about my map!
230) Why do people always ring when I'm doing good!? Why can't they ring when I'm doing bad?
231) The map's boring.
232) Sorry? Too caught up in listening to Aerosmith to play right now.
233) NO AEROSMITH MAPS? To the editor!

RANKED MAPS
My Friend John - The Fratellis
CURRENTY WIP MAPS
Pink - Aerosmith

RavenlockA

58 posts

Joined June 2008

RavenlockA 2008-07-13T02:57:48+00:00

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

"When at first you don't succeed (Or break your 300 record with a random 50), throw your mouse and blame lag."
Proud pupil of Suburu. <3

LadySuburu

80 posts

Joined June 2008

LadySuburu 2008-07-13T04:59:01+00:00

238: People killed the numbering system. (Slain087)

239: I'm sick.

My thought process is like a Train on a train track shaped like a spider web. With portals.

Numbers_old

56 posts

Joined June 2008

Numbers_old 2008-07-13T09:58:40+00:00

#240 Life rang, told me to drop by for a while. So I did.
#241 GTFO, I WAS JUST BRUSHING MY TEETH!

eff u, na wa a meen. werrrk deth bdie nn luz cntroule!
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Card N'FoRcE

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Card N'FoRcE 2008-07-13T17:41:08+00:00

#242: i lost, but my accuracy is better~
#243: busy searching a symbol in the CharMap
#244: X went in strike (because I was bully to Z)

(ノ;￣Д￣) =3

Yuukari-Banteki

1,534 posts

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Yuukari-Banteki 2008-07-16T20:59:22+00:00

245: I lost because I hurt my hip during the spinner!
246: The mouse is diseased
247: I'll beat you as soon as I finish learning how to count! (you hit them 1...2....4...3, right?)
248: I started the slider on the wrong side
249: I started the spinner on the wrong side
250: I'm colorblind! (not me, but it'd work)
251: I was trying to hit when the violins played, not when the person was singing...
252: My best friend fell off the bed behind me in the middle
253: I went hypoglycemic and lost all my energy to play
254: "So, which one is Sephiroth again?" "NEITHER, YOU FOOL!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN FF!!"
255: I can't see the dark blue circles against the dark grey background.

And I've done 8 of these during play D:

Download: Owl City - Fireflies (DJ Strobe Remix) (Gens) [DC's Easy].osu

A new name for a new start

BluePaladin25

65 posts

Joined June 2008

BluePaladin25 2008-07-16T21:03:13+00:00

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

BLUE'S BACK BABY!

My beatmaps:

The Black Mages - FFVI Battle Theme [Easy,Normal,Hard] RANKED

OK Go - Do What You Want [Normal,Hard] RANKED

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole [Normal,Hard] RANKED

Abney Park - Airship Pirate [Easy,Hard,Insane] Preparing Revive spell...

Snipe_old

52 posts

Joined July 2008

Snipe_old 2008-07-16T22:07:37+00:00

259. I had an itch

260. I have never played that map before

Osu! Novice

Neo@lex

1,345 posts

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Neo@lex 2008-07-16T23:07:05+00:00

261: Wild Pidgey appeared. HOLY SHI IT'S SHINY.
262: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) caused explorer to stop responding.
263: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) stopped responding, and caused severe lag.
264: An external application (Probably something to do with Apple) keeps forcing my cursor into the top-right corner of the screen.

mattyu007

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mattyu007 2008-07-17T00:24:41+00:00

265: it's puffles' map

Proud lover of Kiai Time <3

SPOILER

awp wrote:
mattyu is our video journalist/marketer/advertiser

Beatmaps:
Countdown (Ranked!)
Rirura Riruha (Ranked!)
Over the Distance (Ranked!)
PaPaPa Love (Ranked!l)
Hatake De Tsukamaete [Taiko | Collab] / +6 (Waiting for taiko listings)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Sexy Vampire [matty's Taiko Oni] / + 0

Non-BSS:
Yuugao no Kimi [Taiko Oni]

RemmyX25

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RemmyX25 2008-07-17T00:28:54+00:00

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

Obligated to show up once or twice a year

Snipe_old

52 posts

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Snipe_old 2008-07-17T06:49:18+00:00

267) My cat jumped on me

Osu! Novice

Card N'FoRcE

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Card N'FoRcE 2008-07-17T12:37:07+00:00

#268: My partner is not with me and I can't click (play TWEWY if you don't understand this)
#269: Printer is printing
#270: Monitor is too bright
#271: Antivirus ran a system scan
#272: Happy birthday Saturos!

Download: Nightcore - Ravers Fantasy (LoweH) [Lizbeth].osu

(ノ;￣Д￣) =3

Snipe_old

52 posts

Joined July 2008

Snipe_old 2008-07-17T16:39:29+00:00

273) I had something in my eye

274) I sneezed

275) I got distracted and looked away

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Card N'FoRcE

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Card N'FoRcE 2008-07-17T22:18:27+00:00

#276: Someone lol'd and made me lol
#277: "Are you sure you want to run this application?"

(ノ;￣Д￣) =3

Mogsy

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Mogsy 2008-07-18T07:21:41+00:00

278) My [insert type of loved one--girlfriend, boyfriend, prostitute, etc.] wanted to talk to me and said it couldn't wait.
279) JESUS CHRIST IS THAT BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE WHALE'S BLOWHOLE?
280) Mogs needs sleep.

Snipe_old

52 posts

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Snipe_old 2008-07-18T07:29:24+00:00

281) My Phone beeped of low battery and got me off beat

Osu! Novice

RavenlockA

58 posts

Joined June 2008

RavenlockA 2008-07-18T18:36:58+00:00

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

"When at first you don't succeed (Or break your 300 record with a random 50), throw your mouse and blame lag."
Proud pupil of Suburu. <3

Numbers_old

56 posts

Joined June 2008

Numbers_old 2008-07-19T12:03:17+00:00

#284 I coughed and the hand decided to skip a few beats. (Now, this actually happened but I felt it would have been a very cheesy excuse so I held it in, I really wanted to scream it into the winners ear since it was pretty much even before that damn coughing)

eff u, na wa a meen. werrrk deth bdie nn luz cntroule!
Disclaimer! If the post sounded dumb, made no sense or simply seemed like an alternative take on reality then.... the chances are very high that it was meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously under any circumstances. This applies all across the internet, regardless of forum, time and place. Avoid or atleast disregard it completely
: Basement Jaxx VS The Clash - Magnificent Romeo Sinistrostarred!
: eufonius - Reflectia (Tv Size) Maxwellstarred!
: Break Machine - Break Dance Party Notstarred!

James

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James 2008-07-20T10:21:44+00:00

285) Repeat 1~284.

Also known as Dyaems in other places

Agent BA8 Rookbie

423 posts

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Agent BA8 Rookbie 2008-07-20T11:09:49+00:00

286) God dammit Bancho, stop kicking me!
287) I wasn't ready, I swear.
288) That map was such a clusterfuck!
289) I sneezed.