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Agent BA8 Rookbie
423 posts
Here since the beginning
Agent BA8 Rookbie
#78. I can't keep focused.
#79. That Network Connections thing keeps popping up.
#80. I'm making my own map.
#81. The dang difficulty for most songs is too hard.
#82. I don't wanna be #1, cause then you got people cruising to kill you.
#83. TWEWY is too fun.
#84. My favourite songs are unranked.
Card N'FoRcE
osu! Alumni
4,058 posts
Here since the beginning
Card N'FoRcE
#85 those damned ForeCastFox slidealerts
#86 mousepad slipping away
#87 really really bad spacing
#88 mouse goes easy (if it goes insane it can do the map anyway)
#89 I was clicking X&C (or A&S, or <&Z)
#90 first time playing this map

EDIT:
#91 testing a new skin
James
osu! Hall of Famer
4,371 posts
Joined January 2008
James
#92 James
#93 Darn you James
#94 Damn you James
#95 fuck you James
#96 awesome map James!
#97 died because of high drain rate and no break
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
98. It's hard to explain...
99. You'll never believe me.
100. James' sig.
101. I 101'd at something.
102. You don't wanna know....
103. woah! the thing that's happening has changed it's behavior, rendering it even more interesting!
machol30
osu! Alumni
1,134 posts
Joined January 2008
machol30
104. Slider velocity changed drastically in mid-slider.
105. James.

edit: 106. Distracting strobing effects.
107. Distracting Combo Fire.
Shirotora_old
Bested the Reaper's Game
115 posts
Joined June 2008
Shirotora_old
108. I'm actually a woman in a man's body in a woman's body in a man's body... and now the women are arguing.

RemmyX25
osu! Alumni
3,087 posts
Here since the beginning
RemmyX25
109.) WTF James?!
110.) And WHY did I want to be a mod?
111.) Breaking osu!
112.) getting yelled at by peppy for said breakage.
Fraeon
osu! Alumni
164 posts
Here since the beginning
Fraeon
113. Honey, stop unzipping my pants, I'm playing osu! here. Oh great, now I failed a spi...
awp
osu! Alumni
11,869 posts
Here since the beginning
awp
114. Used to snaking.
115. [14:15] <mrtn> torm please redo this 1 my webbrowser was lagging me (stupid flash ads)
shinn_old
317 posts
Here since the beginning
shinn_old
116: Was reading the IRC in break and missed the next beat, and the next, and the next....
117: My arm died
118: My mouse pointer kept jumping around like crazy
119: Slipping Coke in break and then I missed a beat, the next one, the one afterward....
120: Mom came and have to minimize osu
121: Mouse too uncomfortable
122: Keyboard too uncomfortable

Anymore?
Card N'FoRcE
osu! Alumni
4,058 posts
Here since the beginning
Card N'FoRcE
#123: the servers for downloading firefox3 are down
#124: I can't win against you, Saturos!
0bj3c7i0n
22 posts
Here since the beginning
0bj3c7i0n
#125: lag
#126: osu/peppy
#127: no sleep
#128: talking to myself
#129: not paying attention
#130: crappy computer
#131: carpal tunnel
#132: lazy
#133: food
#134: windows
#135: yelled at by brother through gtalk
#136: thunder storm
#137: I wish to get to rank #1
#138: my tablet is crap
#139: its late in America rate now...
#140: lag

too many to list
Slain087
457 posts
Joined January 2008
Slain087
#141: Not realizing that fraps is on, and that you pressed [the record button] right before you started your go.
mrtn
osu! Alumni
1,065 posts
Joined March 2008
mrtn

awp wrote:

115. [14:15] <mrtn> torm please redo this 1 my webbrowser was lagging me (stupid flash ads)
That was actually true :p. the site http://www.geenstijl.tv used to have a flash ad during the european soccer championship that lagged the sh!t out of everyone visiting the website, there were a lot of complaints about it in the comments on the site :p.


#142: osu window lost focus on a spinner.
Vic
199 posts
Joined February 2008
Vic
143. Someone shot me in the face with a shotgun
144. To right the countless wrongs of our day,
We shine this light of pure redemption,
That this place may become as paradise.
What a wonderful world such would be...
145. Lag
146. TV time
147. Playing DS gaems
148. Mudkips
149. Pr0ns.
150. Defragmenting teh HDD
151. I fell of the chair
152. Talking with dumb friend that tells me there are 152 pokemons in Red/Blue pokedex
153. Lag
154. Lag
155. IRC
156. toilet tiem
157. Bad beatspacing

Thats a lot of them D=
James
osu! Hall of Famer
4,371 posts
Joined January 2008
James
158. I did not do jamestraining thats why...
xerxes_oli
370 posts
Joined May 2008
xerxes_oli
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
mattyu007
osu! Alumni
1,602 posts
Here since the beginning
mattyu007
#160: accidentally hitting F10 (fraps key) causing lag
#161: osu crashed
#162: windows crashed
#163: windows update pops up infront of osu window (can't be sent behind anything)
#164: new email
#165: msn spam
#166: someone calling me on irc (hello, kai!)
#167: display cracked for no reason
#168: mouse disconnected
#169: mom is yelling
#170: peppy announced something and i HAD to read it
#171: new test build is out and got too happy about it and couldn't click
#172: a bad skin making it impossible to see hit markers
#173: google talk messages piling up over the osu window
#174: the phone rang and i had to get it
#175: i was hungry and forgot to pause before leaving
#176: hand didn't listen to brain
#177: "eye" blinked during a really intense part of a map
#178: sneezed
#179: someone was spectating and causing pressure
#180: bad spacing
#181: "drrring! virus database has been updated"
#182: scrolled down by accident and volume went all the way down
#183: forgetting key binds while playing taiko mod
#184: keyboard stopped working (happened before!)
#185: someone creeped up behing me and scared me

.....ARGH can't think of anymore....

oh wait, here's one!
#186: brain was under too much strain trying to think of a good excuse more excuses
Numbers_old
56 posts
Joined June 2008
Numbers_old
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
awp
osu! Alumni
11,869 posts
Here since the beginning
awp
#188 The timing on this map is more unpredictable than Cross Time.
anonymous_old
0 posts
Here since the beginning
anonymous_old
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
mattyu007
osu! Alumni
1,602 posts
Here since the beginning
mattyu007
#190: Stupid Xfire thing popped up in the osu window and caused lag
Card N'FoRcE
osu! Alumni
4,058 posts
Here since the beginning
Card N'FoRcE
#191: ZoneAlarm's telling that ZoneAlarm is trying to access the internet :roll:
#192: Windows got mute
#193: Monitor turned off
#194: Windows detected a new device
#195: Occasionally lag
#196: Alarm clock ringing
#197: "Your Windows may be not genuine" (WGA, btw I don't have it :P )
#198: Fan is on and I didn't hear well
#199: Z tired of being hitted tells me I'm a bully
#200: "Why is Osu lagging at that damn long slider??"
Mogsy
osu! Alumni
3,450 posts
Here since the beginning
Mogsy
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Saturos
osu! Hall of Famer
1,630 posts
Here since the beginning
Saturos
202) Busy using psychokinesis.
NinjaishGuy
21 posts
Joined May 2008
Topic Starter
NinjaishGuy
320) Dyslexia
Numbers_old
56 posts
Joined June 2008
Numbers_old
321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.
Mogsy
osu! Alumni
3,450 posts
Here since the beginning
Mogsy

numbers wrote:

321) Dyslexia is no reason to cheat the numbers! Behave will ya!
Mogsworth, Saturos and NinjaishGuy should be disqualified.

#201 Sorry, Didn't want to win. I enjoy my current ranking far too much to make it go away.
Weren't cheating the numbers. D: Look at Card's post.

205 [counting yours as 204]) The Devil possessed me for a bit and told me to cut myself instead of hit that slider.
awp
osu! Alumni
11,869 posts
Here since the beginning
awp
206) <awp> holy shit that spoiled milk is coming back for me oh fuck
***awp is now known as awpoop
<awpoop> brb
LadySuburu
80 posts
Joined June 2008
LadySuburu
207: I was too busy staring in awe at Saturos's score going up.

208: I hate you James.

209: I love you James.

210: Lag killed me.

Lag: Heck yeah I did! XD

211: The spinner is a lie!
James
osu! Hall of Famer
4,371 posts
Joined January 2008
James
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Yuukari-Banteki
1,534 posts
Joined June 2008
Yuukari-Banteki
not that I can actually play, but I know some of these would kill me XD

214: I got a little ADD--- hey look a shiny!~
215: Saturos-sama came online, and i just *had* to go over there and glomp him~ <3
216: I had Marisa playing in the background.
217: I fell asleep at the compy
218: I had to go make dinner.
219: busy harrassing SirDekar

Edit: 220: Eaten by a Grue
Mogsy
osu! Alumni
3,450 posts
Here since the beginning
Mogsy
221) Too busy jamming a javelin into Dekar.
222) OMG NO WAY REPEATING NUMBERS
223) The corpse wasn't dead yet. ):
Slain087
457 posts
Joined January 2008
Slain087
221: Reisen decided to be even more twisted than usual.
222: Stop trying to hit me with an Evoker! That's a real freakin' gun!
223: Damn returning streams.
224: No, [brother], I will not let you do a "Fearless" on me.
225: What? I know it's a weird song, but that doesn't mean that allows you to look weirdly at me... Damn it, you made me fail!
Agent BA8 Rookbie
423 posts
Here since the beginning
Agent BA8 Rookbie
226) This is too hard.
227) This map's pace is fucked up.
228) Unranked maps are so fun.
229) People keep calling me about my map!
230) Why do people always ring when I'm doing good!? Why can't they ring when I'm doing bad?
231) The map's boring.
232) Sorry? Too caught up in listening to Aerosmith to play right now.
233) NO AEROSMITH MAPS? To the editor!
RavenlockA
58 posts
Joined June 2008
RavenlockA
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
LadySuburu
80 posts
Joined June 2008
LadySuburu
238: People killed the numbering system. (Slain087)

239: I'm sick.
Numbers_old
56 posts
Joined June 2008
Numbers_old
#240 Life rang, told me to drop by for a while. So I did.
#241 GTFO, I WAS JUST BRUSHING MY TEETH!
Card N'FoRcE
osu! Alumni
4,058 posts
Here since the beginning
Card N'FoRcE
#242: i lost, but my accuracy is better~
#243: busy searching a symbol in the CharMap
#244: X went in strike (because I was bully to Z)
Yuukari-Banteki
1,534 posts
Joined June 2008
Yuukari-Banteki
245: I lost because I hurt my hip during the spinner!
246: The mouse is diseased
247: I'll beat you as soon as I finish learning how to count! (you hit them 1...2....4...3, right?)
248: I started the slider on the wrong side
249: I started the spinner on the wrong side
250: I'm colorblind! (not me, but it'd work)
251: I was trying to hit when the violins played, not when the person was singing...
252: My best friend fell off the bed behind me in the middle
253: I went hypoglycemic and lost all my energy to play
254: "So, which one is Sephiroth again?" "NEITHER, YOU FOOL!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN FF!!"
255: I can't see the dark blue circles against the dark grey background.


And I've done 8 of these during play D:

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