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Holy shit wendys has the best burgers
god i was such a faggot back then, what was that flare at the end?
whenever i feel a wedgie if im in public i feel the urge to swing my hips side to side sexily like im jessica rabbit is this normalZelda wrote:
Don't worry, you're still a faggot.
Fast food is disgusting
A cow can run at a speed of around 30 to 40 miles per hour, yet I bet you still like milk and beef.Kyonko Hizara wrote:
Fast food is disgusting
Not bad but clearly you have not been to 5 Guys.Sonatora wrote:
Holy shit wendys has the best burgers
ooooo so much edgeKyonko Hizara wrote:
Fast food is disgusting
five guys and in-n-out have the best burgers for sure
i think qdoba is better than chipotle too
she has a point though
my own point is that maybe sometimes i want to eat disgusting things
which is the very reason i go to off-topic as well, actually. maybe I just kind of like getting pissed off at everything
my own point is that maybe sometimes i want to eat disgusting things
which is the very reason i go to off-topic as well, actually. maybe I just kind of like getting pissed off at everything
there are some things that are bad for you but you do it anyway
Like urethral sounding
Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
like delivering sucker punches
You win the internet.Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
omg 2 more pages...
Who else on OT went AWOL for a moment because school or are you guys all NEETs
I'm just too busy being a NEET that goes to college and gets hammered every Friday
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core Processor MMX 3D Now! from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core Processor MMX 3D Now! from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
[02:46:26] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Yeah ok no
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
i remember one time i had a door stolen
off the frame
off the frame
get a radeon they're stronger and less susceptible to annoying nvidia Graphic Hiccups [tm]Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
classrooms steal my pencils all the time
it's really annoying
it's really annoying
I remembered when I was 12 some idiots tried to steal the Air conditioning unit in my sister's room.
We know they "tried" to steal it because when we got home, the idiots were still trying to carry it outside.
I had a mixed feeling of terror and confusion.
We know they "tried" to steal it because when we got home, the idiots were still trying to carry it outside.
I had a mixed feeling of terror and confusion.
Watching Salty Bet and doing homework doesn't mix....but it's such good continuous background noise
em sorry, Radeon is just not my type
Nothing else you have is of value to them :^). You just got banter'd off mate.Corin wrote:
[02:46:26] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Yeah ok no
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
I'm no really clear on what you're upgrading and what you have currently. But it looks pretty low end to me, no really capable for gaming, except for old games.Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
you can still post in off-topic even when you have school during the daykirueggy wrote:
Who else on OT went AWOL for a moment because school or are you guys all NEETs
You can't be serious, B1rd. I mean, seriously. It SHOULD be capable
i dont know much about pcs, but i do kow 500GB hdd and 4GB ram are pretty low nowadays, even i have more and my pc is 4 years old.
it should be enough to play most games, but if you want to be safe just get 1TB and 8GB or something.
it should be enough to play most games, but if you want to be safe just get 1TB and 8GB or something.
For something I said not hardcore gaming. It should cover most of my wants.
Even for screwing around I'd recommend at least 8GB of RAM
And here I am sitting on 4GB It's unacceptable.
I should probably upgrade, myself. My CPU is the biggest bottleneck at the moment and the MB is at it's limits in regards to what it can support. Sadface.
I should probably upgrade, myself. My CPU is the biggest bottleneck at the moment and the MB is at it's limits in regards to what it can support. Sadface.
No, it's not enough. Even if you don't want to play "hardcore" games, that CPU and a geforce 9XXX card will, at best, struggle to run any modern games.Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
You also fucked up on the OS, as you need an x64 version to use more than 4GB RAM in total . This includes both GPU and system memory, and it's going to take away from those 4GB RAM to make space for the graphics card.
Maybe if you strictly play old games, but newer titles are a no go. Not counting 2D games.
can you post your current pc specs? If your motherboard runs with DDR2 RAM and has an old CPU socket you will have to replace your motherboard, CPU and RAM, otherwise you will be 'upgrading' your PC with old outdated hardware. And you'll have to get a new GPU, and a new HDD unless you're happy with 300GB. Basically you're looking at building a new computer and replacing every component except for the case and CD drive.
IMO you should hold off on sending your desktop for maintenance until you have a better idea of the stuff you want.
IMO you should hold off on sending your desktop for maintenance until you have a better idea of the stuff you want.
i use 2 GB of RAM and i can play every game i want like dota 2 for example. that pc should be plenty as long as you avoid games that pumped all their budget into worthlessly overdone graphics. i mean, you could even get by on less than 2 GB if you stick to indie titles and osu
Damn, when was the last time I used my desktop? Anyway I remember the specs
HDD: 100 GB I think, maybe less
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 single core processor 2.2 Ghz
RAM: 1 GB with 400 MB(I used to have only 400 MB before)
GPU: Nvidia 6 series 256 MB
Motherboard: you killed me with that one
OS: Windows XP SP3 x32
besides, I think our budget its not so tight, but it's not my decision
HDD: 100 GB I think, maybe less
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 single core processor 2.2 Ghz
RAM: 1 GB with 400 MB(I used to have only 400 MB before)
GPU: Nvidia 6 series 256 MB
Motherboard: you killed me with that one
OS: Windows XP SP3 x32
besides, I think our budget its not so tight, but it's not my decision
Well, it's just suggestions, we should receive a list within this week and choose from thereZelda wrote:
No, it's not enough. Even if you don't want to play "hardcore" games, that CPU and a geforce 9XXX card will, at best, struggle to run any modern games.
You also fucked up on the OS, as you need an x64 version to use more than 4GB RAM in total . This includes both GPU and system memory, and it's going to take away from those 4GB RAM to make space for the graphics card.
Maybe if you strictly play old games, but newer titles are a no go. Not counting 2D games.
I hope 2gb graphics card is enough
*sigh*...
sorry guys but one just can't let pass this opportunity again
2 more...
1 more...
why would you get excited about something so minor
1024 was a better page number. 1100 isn't that special :/
I dunno. It's been 1088 pages since we were last at page 12.
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!
"Big actions start with big words"
The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!
Thank you for playing!
Presented by CAPCOM PPY
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!
the first next good page will be 1337
why not 1234?
¿Qué coño acabas de decir sobre mí, hijo de perra? Te haré saber que yo me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Seals de la Marina, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas a Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 bajas confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en guerra de gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de las Fuerzas Armadas Estadounidenses. Tú no eres más que otro objetivo para mí. Te borraré con una precisión que no se ha visto antes en todo el mundo, ojito a mis palabras. ¿Crees que puedes huir tras decirme esa gilipollez por Internet? Piénsalo otra vez, imbécil. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando con mi red secreta de espías por todo Estados Unidos y tu IP se está rastreando ahora mismo, así que prepárate para la tormenta, estúpido. La tormenta que quita de en medio esa cosa patética que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto de cojones, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar y momento, y te puedo asesinar de setecientas maneras, y esas sólo con mis manos. No sólo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que también tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos, y lo usaré al completo para eliminar tu miserable culo del continente, sabandija. Si tú sólo hubieras sabido la terrible retribución que tu pequeño comentario de listillo iba a desencadenar, quizás te hubieras callado la boca. Pero no podías, no lo hiciste, y ahora tú pagas el pato, jodido idiota. Cagaré furia en ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, niñato.Trash Boat wrote:
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!"Big actions start with big words" The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!Thank you for playing! Presented by CAPCOMPPY
It's hilarious how ^this guy^ think he's better than me. He's not
meow
working as intended
1001 was nice
UnderminE wrote:
1001 was nice
never forgetsilmarilen wrote:
oi
my spanish is op right mr. panamaKappa FrankerZ wrote:
¿Qué coño acabas de decir sobre mí, hijo de perra? Te haré saber que yo me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Seals de la Marina, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas a Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 bajas confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en guerra de gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de las Fuerzas Armadas Estadounidenses. Tú no eres más que otro objetivo para mí. Te borraré con una precisión que no se ha visto antes en todo el mundo, ojito a mis palabras. ¿Crees que puedes huir tras decirme esa gilipollez por Internet? Piénsalo otra vez, imbécil. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando con mi red secreta de espías por todo Estados Unidos y tu IP se está rastreando ahora mismo, así que prepárate para la tormenta, estúpido. La tormenta que quita de en medio esa cosa patética que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto de cojones, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar y momento, y te puedo asesinar de setecientas maneras, y esas sólo con mis manos. No sólo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que también tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos, y lo usaré al completo para eliminar tu miserable culo del continente, sabandija. Si tú sólo hubieras sabido la terrible retribución que tu pequeño comentario de listillo iba a desencadenar, quizás te hubieras callado la boca. Pero no podías, no lo hiciste, y ahora tú pagas el pato, jodido idiota. Cagaré furia en ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, niñato.Trash Boat wrote:
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!"Big actions start with big words" The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!Thank you for playing! Presented by CAPCOMPPY
oh those aren't gamer points, those are Gold. somebody had to announce the start of a new world, even if it some edited copypasta with videos and achievements
and btw I was wrong with the selection of the processor. It was AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core MMX 3D Now!, not 64 X2.
and btw I was wrong with the selection of the processor. It was AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core MMX 3D Now!, not 64 X2.
oooh oooh
did i win mister trash boat
btw i liked the lucky sign, thanks
did i win mister trash boat
btw i liked the lucky sign, thanks
feel free to stick it on ur userpage
here's some interesting ending music trash boat
kid#s react to the gameboy made me sad. one kid complained that he actually had to press buttons 
Everything about that show makes me slightly angry anymoreTanzklaue wrote:
kid#s react to the gameboy made me sad. one kid complained that he actually had to press buttons
"Kids these days".
They don't knowAzure_Kite wrote:
"Kids these days".
And they never will.
em, how do I explain this to you, Sonatora?
?Trash Boat wrote:
em, how do I explain this to you, Sonatora?
nvm
Sonatora wrote:
This is what I listen to when I half-ass requestsKyonko Hizara wrote:
That doesn't make it any better.Trash Boat wrote:
and btw I was wrong with the selection of the processor. It was AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core MMX 3D Now!, not 64 X2.
I'm still sitting on a lovely Athlon64 X2 :'(
here i am driving to class, literally speeding like 1000 over the speed limit, RUSHING, only to come to class with no professor
yesssss, yess im so mad
yesssss, yess im so mad
I also zoomed my way to school last week too. Almost got a crash if I weren't lucky enough. I have a motorcycle btwHika wrote:
here i am driving to class, literally speeding like 1000 over the speed limit, RUSHING, only to come to class with no professor
yesssss, yess im so mad
And I really hated it when everyone told me the same thing
fml
wow this post lags my firefox to shitTrash Boat wrote:
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!"Big actions start with big words" The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!Thank you for playing! Presented by CAPCOMPPY
hey riince
stop quoting the fucking post doofis
stop quoting the fucking post doofis
It should.Zelda wrote:
That doesn't make it any better.Trash Boat wrote:
and btw I was wrong with the selection of the processor. It was AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core MMX 3D Now!, not 64 X2.
whoops sorry
there's your fucking problem, doltRiince wrote:
firefox
After switching to chrome I realised how nice it is to have pages with tons of videos have little to no lag.Static Noise Bird wrote:
there's your fucking problem, doltRiince wrote:
firefox
Not using a toaster, it's quite nice that I can use Firefox with no performance problems at all.
There shouldn't be pages with tons of videos in the first place
"what are you listening to right now" disagrees
Lewder, where are you?
But that's a different situationsilmarilen wrote:
"what are you listening to right now" disagrees
morning
O_O it's almost 9pm here