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that's because you have autismTrash Boat wrote:
omg idk if i should laugh at that or not
If there's something that Portal teached me is that the cake is a lie.
what about thinking outside the box? or what might not be possible for one person alone is simple for 2 people?Trash Boat wrote:
If there's something that Portal teached me is that the cake is a lie.
why is "the cake is a lie" more important than the life lessons the game tries to teach
so sad
also what mario said below me
The cake may be a lie but the computer is the liar.
Also what purple-haired loli-chan said above me.
Also what purple-haired loli-chan said above me.
Whoever shared the link for Narcissu: fuck you.
Im sobbing and being driven over by the feels train. That said, its beautyfull in some way.
/late because i DLed and then kinda forgot about it.
Im sobbing and being driven over by the feels train. That said, its beautyfull in some way.
/late because i DLed and then kinda forgot about it.
God, that's old news.deadbeat wrote:
speaking of mario
Speaking of crying, I must admit manly tears were shed at this. Goshdarn Thai Life Insurance commercials. They're tearjerky as fuck.
em.. (slowly put the raised hand down)Granger wrote:
Whoever shared the link for Narcissu: fuck you.
Im sobbing and being driven over by the feels train. That said, its beautyfull in some way.
/late because i DLed and then kinda forgot about it.
edit: too late, given away already
I mean, i like it, but i wasnt quite prepared for the feels.Trash Boat wrote:
em.. (slowly put the raised hand down)
http://corin.s-ul.eu/Q3IXHa8G
I had to put down the Relay/ListenBot VM
I had to put down the Relay/ListenBot VM
Apparently Thailand is good at making commercials that can make you cry buckets
We need to fill our lifes with emotions(along with other stuff, ofc). Otherwise we would become robotsGranger wrote:
I mean, i like it, but i wasnt quite prepared for the feels.
Just 5 more pages. You can do it!
Shohei Ohtani
Today, I was in my Ear Training class, but there was a room conflict with another class, so both class were waiting for the professers to figure it out.
Sometime during that, this one girl walks over to this guy with colored striped socks and asks "Hey, is that Rainbow Dash?"
"What?"
"Rainbow Dash? From My Little Pony?"
". . . these are colored socks"
"Oh! Man, I can't find any bronies in this school! Aren't you one, (Person standing next to him)
"*Furiously shakes head no*"
"Oh! How about you, Brian?"
"*Furiously shakes head no*"
help
Sometime during that, this one girl walks over to this guy with colored striped socks and asks "Hey, is that Rainbow Dash?"
"What?"
"Rainbow Dash? From My Little Pony?"
". . . these are colored socks"
"Oh! Man, I can't find any bronies in this school! Aren't you one, (Person standing next to him)
"*Furiously shakes head no*"
"Oh! How about you, Brian?"
"*Furiously shakes head no*"
help
exactly what kind of help do you need? need to encourage you? a way to get out?
OMG DID SHE JUST PUT HER EYE IN HER MOUTH?!?!!?!??!!!
even the group of people that have sex with horses try to disassociate themselves with the brony fandom because most of them are like 40 and have been doing it long before this shit started.
Well, not necessarily a fucking BAT, but a BAT, yes.
Fucking BAT's and their fucking bats
Is that like a baseball bat or an actual living breathing bat or an eye movement or what?
"General Discussion doesn't want your shitposting. Take that to Off-Topic"
Why. We dont want that either!
Why. We dont want that either!
I think his beard helped him to keep the control. But I agree with something. There should be something that appears in front of the page that you can't remove by scrolling until you read it, when newbies browse the forums. Like those ads that follow you. It should say "READ THIS BEFORE DOING ANYTHING!" or something like that
Even with rules at the top of the page, nobody will read them still. It's clear nobody read the other set in the past. But maybe with it being shorter people will be more willing to read it.
A sticky would do a better job. An ad like that is just annoying and ugly.
Besides, you can't just put up a little sticky somewhere and expect people to read and learn how to post well. I guess it would work for people that don't know what goes where, but it won't circumvent shitposting. There's the ground rules sticky but everyone that comes in here keeps misunderstanding it and just promotes more shitposting just because it's vague and somehow pretending that you've caught in on it makes you cool or some shit.
I'm a bit divided with this considering you're not exactly an S-quality poster and neither is like half of the normal posters on this forum. I mean, staying here for a long time doesn't make you any better of a poster or a human being, and there have been pleasant surprises with new people showing up and contributing more to the forum than most active users ever have. Point being that it's not just new users that need to be taught a lesson. Nobody's perfect, but that stands as a way to say that there's always something one can do to improve themselves rather than settle for mediocrity.
A lot of us don't realize it but there's plenty of dick sucking going around here, and while I'd expect that from 14 year olds I can't tolerate that from people that should already know how to think critically about themselves and their surroundings.
This whole "maybe senpai can notice me if I tell him his post made me laugh" mentality needs to change with something more like "that was funny, how can I make this better?"
But no, I'm probably skipping some steps somewhere. That'd be too easy. Too hard for someone to understand and pick up.
Besides, you can't just put up a little sticky somewhere and expect people to read and learn how to post well. I guess it would work for people that don't know what goes where, but it won't circumvent shitposting. There's the ground rules sticky but everyone that comes in here keeps misunderstanding it and just promotes more shitposting just because it's vague and somehow pretending that you've caught in on it makes you cool or some shit.
I'm a bit divided with this considering you're not exactly an S-quality poster and neither is like half of the normal posters on this forum. I mean, staying here for a long time doesn't make you any better of a poster or a human being, and there have been pleasant surprises with new people showing up and contributing more to the forum than most active users ever have. Point being that it's not just new users that need to be taught a lesson. Nobody's perfect, but that stands as a way to say that there's always something one can do to improve themselves rather than settle for mediocrity.
A lot of us don't realize it but there's plenty of dick sucking going around here, and while I'd expect that from 14 year olds I can't tolerate that from people that should already know how to think critically about themselves and their surroundings.
This whole "maybe senpai can notice me if I tell him his post made me laugh" mentality needs to change with something more like "that was funny, how can I make this better?"
But no, I'm probably skipping some steps somewhere. That'd be too easy. Too hard for someone to understand and pick up.
*cough*NEDM*cough*
I dont like the way modern mangakas are going...
Compare old:
To new:
Sure, full color is nice, but damn, whats up with all this white space? And "The Gamer" is no exception, atleast 4 of those few digitally made mangas i've read are like this.
That said, read some " Eden: It\'s an Endless World!" now!
Compare old:
To new:
Sure, full color is nice, but damn, whats up with all this white space? And "The Gamer" is no exception, atleast 4 of those few digitally made mangas i've read are like this.
That said, read some " Eden: It\'s an Endless World!" now!
Whats a mangaka
what's with him?Sonatora wrote:
*cough*NEDM*cough*
anyway, Off-Topic: geez that man is older than time. a living legend.
I take my hat off
and for the record, I consider myself a B-quality poster, thank you very much
Pretty big generalization there, really. You've got shit like One Punch Man (remastered edition by Murata) which is done digitally save for the storyboard and that's absolutely amazing on a technical level.Granger wrote:
I dont like the way modern mangakas are going...
Sure, full color is nice, but damn, whats up with all this white space? And "The Gamer" is no exception, atleast 4 of those few digitally made mangas i've read are like this.
Still, modern comics have taken a much more experimental and adaptive form with technological advancements. The white space in that strip is to accommodate vertical reading i.e. a computer screen with the automatic mouse scrolling action. The white space is just there to set the pacing and reading speed, basically. The lack of good art is probably the author being new or not employed.
He who creates manga, or cartoons in other words.Sonatora wrote:
Whats a mangaka
Since nobody's full aware of what they're doing, the best way to determine your quality depends on how it's perceived by pretty much everyone else.Trash Boat wrote:
and for the record, I consider myself a B-quality poster, thank you very much
In other words, if most people think you're not a B-quality poster (whatever that means), then you're probably not.
I don't think you are.
oops sorry I meant B minus(B -) but whatever I was just following you up.
If you think you're in any kind of good or satisfying standing in regards to posting quality, I'm sorry to say that you're wrong.
Hm, i see. Guess i gotta look some more for better digital mangas but those i've read so far were visually unsatisfying...Brian OA wrote:
Pretty big generalization there, really. You've got shit like One Punch Man (remastered edition by Murata) which is done digitally save for the storyboard and that's absolutely amazing on a technical level.
Still, modern comics have taken a much more experimental and adaptive form with technological advancements. The white space in that strip is to accommodate vertical reading i.e. a computer screen with the automatic mouse scrolling action. The white space is just there to set the pacing and reading speed, basically. The lack of good art is probably the author being new or not employed.
The white space annoys me, seems like a waste for me, expecially when comparing to stuff like this comic strip. Why not like that? Much more appealing.
Didnt comment on the art because iguessed as much.
On a different note... damnit i forgot how to utilize excel spreadsheets. Never needed to use one and now when i need to, i forgot everything.
I basically need to register various products and be able to sort them by name, manufacturer, quantitiy, product ID and price, using google docs. Anyone care to help? ._.
no I don't think it. and I'm already aware of that. but in all seriousness, I improved a bit. and that's enough for meBrian OA wrote:
If you think you're in any kind of good or satisfying standing in regards to posting quality, I'm sorry to say that you're wrong.
Excel... use the upper cells to sort the products(from A1 to A9/10), then in the cells below those, arrange the products. that should be something
oh hi brian
It's probably not that way because the artist is a noviceGranger wrote:
Hm, i see. Guess i gotta look some more for better digital mangas but those i've read so far were visually unsatisfying...
The white space annoys me, seems like a waste for me, expecially when comparing to stuff like this comic strip. Why not like that? Much more appealing.
Didnt comment on the art because iguessed as much.
How?Trash Boat wrote:
no I don't think it. and I'm already aware of that. but in all seriousness, I improved a bit. and that's enough for meBrian OA wrote:
If you think you're in any kind of good or satisfying standing in regards to posting quality, I'm sorry to say that you're wrong.
Excel... use the upper cells to sort the products(from A1 to A9/10), then in the cells below those, arrange the products. that should be something
I have this:
And i need to sort each of those values up/down, like this:
With just one click for each on one spreadsheed if possible.
The list is going to be very long, i think i have to add over 200 entries, so i need a unsorted source spreadsheed where i add the items and then a function which reads this data to make a sorted list on a different spreadsheed. Now my problem is, i dont know how to do various sortings in one spreadsheet (or just one for that matter) nor do i know how to import data from a different one and update this one whenever the other is changed.
the gamer is a manwha, not a manga, manwhas usually have a different style and come colored more often.
Holy shit wendys has the best burgers
god i was such a faggot back then, what was that flare at the end?
whenever i feel a wedgie if im in public i feel the urge to swing my hips side to side sexily like im jessica rabbit is this normalZelda wrote:
Don't worry, you're still a faggot.
Fast food is disgusting
A cow can run at a speed of around 30 to 40 miles per hour, yet I bet you still like milk and beef.Kyonko Hizara wrote:
Fast food is disgusting
Not bad but clearly you have not been to 5 Guys.Sonatora wrote:
Holy shit wendys has the best burgers
ooooo so much edgeKyonko Hizara wrote:
Fast food is disgusting
five guys and in-n-out have the best burgers for sure
i think qdoba is better than chipotle too
she has a point though
my own point is that maybe sometimes i want to eat disgusting things
which is the very reason i go to off-topic as well, actually. maybe I just kind of like getting pissed off at everything
my own point is that maybe sometimes i want to eat disgusting things
which is the very reason i go to off-topic as well, actually. maybe I just kind of like getting pissed off at everything
there are some things that are bad for you but you do it anyway
Like urethral sounding
Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
like delivering sucker punches
You win the internet.Jazz wrote:
like reading your posts
omg 2 more pages...
Who else on OT went AWOL for a moment because school or are you guys all NEETs
I'm just too busy being a NEET that goes to college and gets hammered every Friday
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core Processor MMX 3D Now! from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon II X2 Dual Core Processor MMX 3D Now! from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
[02:46:26] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Yeah ok no
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
i remember one time i had a door stolen
off the frame
off the frame
get a radeon they're stronger and less susceptible to annoying nvidia Graphic Hiccups [tm]Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
classrooms steal my pencils all the time
it's really annoying
it's really annoying
I remembered when I was 12 some idiots tried to steal the Air conditioning unit in my sister's room.
We know they "tried" to steal it because when we got home, the idiots were still trying to carry it outside.
I had a mixed feeling of terror and confusion.
We know they "tried" to steal it because when we got home, the idiots were still trying to carry it outside.
I had a mixed feeling of terror and confusion.
Watching Salty Bet and doing homework doesn't mix....but it's such good continuous background noise
em sorry, Radeon is just not my type
Nothing else you have is of value to them :^). You just got banter'd off mate.Corin wrote:
[02:46:26] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Yeah ok no
[02:46:28] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Someone
[02:46:30] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: walked into my house
[02:46:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And took my jacket
[02:46:36] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: And threw it outside
[02:46:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard something
[02:46:41] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I fucking knew it
[02:46:44] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Fucks sake this is not okay
[02:47:51] Dave Blencowe: 0.o what the fuck?
[02:48:03] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Not even kidding
[02:48:10] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: I knew I heard the door
[02:48:12] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: But I ignored it
[02:48:33] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: They emptied the pockets too
[02:48:39] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: Good thing I keep nothing of value in them
[02:48:49] Work|Corin Simpson-Bryars: This makes me fucking angry
Seriously of all the things they could have taken.
6x consoles in the living room
1x expensive desktop in the living room with 2x monitors
A brand new Nokia Lumia 930 on my desk
My wallet on my desk
My hard drives on my desk
But no they take my jacket.
Fucking cunts.
I'm no really clear on what you're upgrading and what you have currently. But it looks pretty low end to me, no really capable for gaming, except for old games.Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
you can still post in off-topic even when you have school during the daykirueggy wrote:
Who else on OT went AWOL for a moment because school or are you guys all NEETs
You can't be serious, B1rd. I mean, seriously. It SHOULD be capable
i dont know much about pcs, but i do kow 500GB hdd and 4GB ram are pretty low nowadays, even i have more and my pc is 4 years old.
it should be enough to play most games, but if you want to be safe just get 1TB and 8GB or something.
it should be enough to play most games, but if you want to be safe just get 1TB and 8GB or something.
For something I said not hardcore gaming. It should cover most of my wants.
Even for screwing around I'd recommend at least 8GB of RAM
And here I am sitting on 4GB It's unacceptable.
I should probably upgrade, myself. My CPU is the biggest bottleneck at the moment and the MB is at it's limits in regards to what it can support. Sadface.
I should probably upgrade, myself. My CPU is the biggest bottleneck at the moment and the MB is at it's limits in regards to what it can support. Sadface.
No, it's not enough. Even if you don't want to play "hardcore" games, that CPU and a geforce 9XXX card will, at best, struggle to run any modern games.Trash Boat wrote:
I only go 2 days a week to high school, 2 hours each day. And I get paid for it. But it's still not enough.
and btw, I need your opinion about this guys: My sis is going to send our desktop for maintenance and upgrade in a few days. Or more. But before, she asked us about which components could we fit in it. I suggested the following:
-HDD: From 300 to 500 GB
-CPU: AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core Processor from 2.7 to 3.0 Ghz
-RAM: From 2 to 4 GB.
-GPU: Nvidia 8/9 Series with 512 MB VRAM
-Motherboard: To be honest, I have no idea about motherboards, so suggest which one could handle this.
-OS: Windows 7 x86
Is this enough for a gamer computer? Not hardcore, but something to start with. Of course I'm going to collaborate with the budget.
You also fucked up on the OS, as you need an x64 version to use more than 4GB RAM in total . This includes both GPU and system memory, and it's going to take away from those 4GB RAM to make space for the graphics card.
Maybe if you strictly play old games, but newer titles are a no go. Not counting 2D games.
can you post your current pc specs? If your motherboard runs with DDR2 RAM and has an old CPU socket you will have to replace your motherboard, CPU and RAM, otherwise you will be 'upgrading' your PC with old outdated hardware. And you'll have to get a new GPU, and a new HDD unless you're happy with 300GB. Basically you're looking at building a new computer and replacing every component except for the case and CD drive.
IMO you should hold off on sending your desktop for maintenance until you have a better idea of the stuff you want.
IMO you should hold off on sending your desktop for maintenance until you have a better idea of the stuff you want.
i use 2 GB of RAM and i can play every game i want like dota 2 for example. that pc should be plenty as long as you avoid games that pumped all their budget into worthlessly overdone graphics. i mean, you could even get by on less than 2 GB if you stick to indie titles and osu
Damn, when was the last time I used my desktop? Anyway I remember the specs
HDD: 100 GB I think, maybe less
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 single core processor 2.2 Ghz
RAM: 1 GB with 400 MB(I used to have only 400 MB before)
GPU: Nvidia 6 series 256 MB
Motherboard: you killed me with that one
OS: Windows XP SP3 x32
besides, I think our budget its not so tight, but it's not my decision
HDD: 100 GB I think, maybe less
CPU: AMD Athlon 64 single core processor 2.2 Ghz
RAM: 1 GB with 400 MB(I used to have only 400 MB before)
GPU: Nvidia 6 series 256 MB
Motherboard: you killed me with that one
OS: Windows XP SP3 x32
besides, I think our budget its not so tight, but it's not my decision
Well, it's just suggestions, we should receive a list within this week and choose from thereZelda wrote:
No, it's not enough. Even if you don't want to play "hardcore" games, that CPU and a geforce 9XXX card will, at best, struggle to run any modern games.
You also fucked up on the OS, as you need an x64 version to use more than 4GB RAM in total . This includes both GPU and system memory, and it's going to take away from those 4GB RAM to make space for the graphics card.
Maybe if you strictly play old games, but newer titles are a no go. Not counting 2D games.
I hope 2gb graphics card is enough
*sigh*...
sorry guys but one just can't let pass this opportunity again
2 more...
1 more...
why would you get excited about something so minor
1024 was a better page number. 1100 isn't that special :/
I dunno. It's been 1088 pages since we were last at page 12.
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!
"Big actions start with big words"
The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!
Thank you for playing!
Presented by CAPCOM PPY
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!
the first next good page will be 1337
why not 1234?
¿Qué coño acabas de decir sobre mí, hijo de perra? Te haré saber que yo me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Seals de la Marina, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas a Al-Qaeda, y tengo más de 300 bajas confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en guerra de gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de las Fuerzas Armadas Estadounidenses. Tú no eres más que otro objetivo para mí. Te borraré con una precisión que no se ha visto antes en todo el mundo, ojito a mis palabras. ¿Crees que puedes huir tras decirme esa gilipollez por Internet? Piénsalo otra vez, imbécil. Mientras hablamos estoy contactando con mi red secreta de espías por todo Estados Unidos y tu IP se está rastreando ahora mismo, así que prepárate para la tormenta, estúpido. La tormenta que quita de en medio esa cosa patética que llamas tu vida. Estás muerto de cojones, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar y momento, y te puedo asesinar de setecientas maneras, y esas sólo con mis manos. No sólo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que también tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos, y lo usaré al completo para eliminar tu miserable culo del continente, sabandija. Si tú sólo hubieras sabido la terrible retribución que tu pequeño comentario de listillo iba a desencadenar, quizás te hubieras callado la boca. Pero no podías, no lo hiciste, y ahora tú pagas el pato, jodido idiota. Cagaré furia en ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, niñato.Trash Boat wrote:
"The time has arrived... The Portal of Time will open tonight, the future will be overwitten and all those scums will return to nothingness. I will not allow any mistakes" said Cancer as he and its crew advanced to the stadium. There was a big ceremony over there, conmemorating the winners of this year's osu! University World Championship.
"It's an honor being the-" said the host of the event before that sudden interruption. No, not just that, it seems that everything stopped.
"What happened? The time has stopped?" were arguing the members of the champion team.
"It's a pleasure to meet you finally, Championship winners" said a mysterious voice as they appeared from nowhere.
"YOU! You're the one who's behind this?"
"Psst. I already told you. There's no time! So take your places, dolts" said Cancer, appearing few seconds later.
"Trash Boat? No, wait. Who are you?" asked the leader.
"Wait a second. You, what are you doing here?" said to one of his followers.
"Please, My Lord. Let me handle this for you"
"... hehe." said as he approached him. "I WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH?!" yelled as he proceeded to extract its life force, reducing him to nothing more but bones.
"Wha- what did you do?" said one of the members of the team.
"Ok, now I am done. I came here to kill you all."
"Absolutely no way" "The only one that is going to die here is you"
"Excellent, come here if you dare. Anger and hatred are the best allies. Your sacrifice will suffice the needs of The Evil One" said Cancer as his skin turned greyish, emanating a dark aura. The environment changed drastically, the sky adquired a strong red color, lightings were impacting and a huge, circular portal was forming behind Cancer, created by 6 romboid crystals.
"The Evil One will feast on your souls!!"
"So that's it? It's over?" said one of the members.
"No, we are far away from being done here." said the leader as they saw Cancer standing up from the ground.
"That was good, but it's not enough. Struggle more, scream louder! We are so close-"
"Master, the portal!" said one of his followers.
"What? What's wrong with the-?" says Cancer as he noticed the Portal began shrinking to its closure. "Why? Why is it shrinking?"
"I don't know, it just- No. The Chrono-Crystals.. are gone!"
"Huh, what a bunch of dolts are you." says as he recovered its previous form. "Or this.. this was your idea? Mmm, not bad, not bad, I have to admit-"
And suddenly, a mysterious fist pierces Cancer's chest from behind, stealing both its power and life essence.
"You... It had to be you... Bastard..." says as he fells to the ground.
"Hahaha. Phew, that was close. Finally you let your guard down" says Trash Boat as he incorporates the stolen atributes to himself.
"Trash Boat, how dare you to betray us? We were about to create a new order, a new world!"
"There is no need to worry about that anymore. Your 3000-years old race will be vanished from existence. And all's right in the world! Hahaha- Argh.."
Suddenly, a dark aura started possesing him, surrounding it.
"Hahaha.. yes, if I use this body.... I can still make it..."
"My Lord, are you- aaaahhhhh!!"
Then, a massive light surrounded everything. "I still have time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trash Boat regains the consciousness after that last battle, though with Cancer still in his body.
"Trash, Trash Boat, are you there? Can you hear me?" says a voice from far away. That's the voice of Wojjan, that somehow managed to pass through the temporal field.
"It's useless, Trash. I know everything about you. I'm your ancestor. I am a God" says Cancer from the very deep. "Enter through the Portal and return to our age. We can keep trying. As long as we have control over the portal that connects the ages, we can do whatever do we want. We will build the future. Now enter."
"Trash, the portal is closing, what's going on?" says Wojjan.
"What are you doing?" says Cancer. "Do not interfere, Trash Boat! The Portal.. is closing. The Portal! The Portal! THE PORTAAAAAAAALL!!!"
The Portal shrunk into nothingness, closing the connection between the ages.
"You... you realize what do you have done?"
"You already stated it"
"This.. this is worse than death"
"You said you know everything about me."
"This is... a time paradox"
"You don't know anything about me! This world is ours."
"If the past and present contradict, what will happen to my existence?"
"I like this world"
"No, I can't die like this. No. NOOOO. Aaaaa.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH..........." yells Cancer as he vanishes away from Trash Boat into nothingness, product of the time paradox.
"Au revoir"
Oh, hi there! Let's take this moment to reflex about everything that happened recently. This subforum used to be a peaceful place, everybody was welcome and the conversations were quite relevant and interesting. But then something occured, something arrived to this once called paradise... The website became very popular at some point, attracting too many new people. The newbies started lurking over these places, and at some point, some of them adquired a conduct that could be specified as "trolling". This generated tons of threads and posts that they aren't supposed to bring any kind of contributive content, most of the times. With time, this generated something called what do you guys call cancer. This thing "infected" most of the integrity of the Off-Topic subforum, turning it into a trash can. Several ground rules has been applied to keep it as low as they can, so it's not that rare that you can contemplate some peace over there, though. Evil is within all of us, we are human after all. But that doesn't mean we can't fight back. Do something for a change. What I'm trying to say is this: Let's take the bag out of that can, so we can put a new, clean one. Let's leave the past behind for a new, bright future. I will take charge of this, I'll try to keep the garbage production to a minimum. This is my way to say sorry for all that.
ps: oh look, 1100 pages, I'm kinda proud of you guys.
And then, the time recovers its pace.
"-host of such a wonderful event. We'll never forget those who gave its best to reach the top. And most of all, we'll never forget you, the World Champions!"
Ok, now let's roll the credits!"Big actions start with big words" The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven—
All’s right with the world!Thank you for playing! Presented by CAPCOMPPY
It's hilarious how ^this guy^ think he's better than me. He's not
meow
working as intended