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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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AutoMedic

Ceph23 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Nothing is loading for me except for this godforsaken forum.
Probably because your browser loves OT and ITT
Blue Stig

Ceph23 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Nothing is loading for me except for this godforsaken forum.
Twitch and youtube not loading?

Speaking of which...


SPOILER


You complete everything supergreatfriend.
Ceph23
I just wanted to know a good chicken recipe for crying out loud.
Jazz

BrokenArrow wrote:

i'd choose him over you anytime
Charmanders are red Squirtles are blue if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you

okay that doesn't have any connection to the conversation I need to go to sleep
BrokenArrow
that's the most beautiful confession of love I received today
Jazz
yw :3c
Kappa FrankerZ
i don't really understand the nickelback hate train

i mean, their music isn't great but it isn't terrible either

why is there no hate train for other meh sounding bands?
Granger
Its like Justin Bieber, they somehow got famous with making bad music.
While others dont get rich for being talentless, so jealousy causes the hate.
Cyclohexane
speaking of talentless hacks how about lou reed


(it's okay guys i'm only pretending to go on /mu/)
Tanzklaue
rollercoasters with twisters and loops and shit aren't grounded in reality or physics, but just the massively erect dick of mankinds own hubris.

seriously, those things are not for normal people.

but the rest of the themepark was very nice and reminded me how much joy life can be.
Azure_Kite


One rollercoaster I have no intention of riding, ever.
AutoMedic
thats one hell of a ride


adress
Azure_Kite
A ride of death, actually. It's specifically designed to kill it's passengers. All aboard the euthanasia train! actually don't

It's all theoretical, and hasn't been made at a usable scale, but yeah.
piruchan
Tanzklaue
naturally after such an exciting amd exhausting day at an amusementpark i sleep for 2 hours and then can't sleep for the rest of the night.
Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

I'm glad I quit LoL, or China is just weird.

Irate Chinese League of Legends Player Slashes Friend Over Gameplay
wow
Kyonko Hizara
I'll ride rollercoasters til I vomit
Granger
The science and physics behind rollercoasters are pretty interresting.

Twisters as example are designed to have your heart as ancor point (or atleast close to it) to avoid damage to your blood network thingy.
Thats why some roller coasters have height limintations, not only to make sure that nobody too small for the holders will ride it.
Trash Boat
about rollercoasters...

Chamelo

Trash Boat wrote:

about rollercoasters...



Awesome :)
DothThouHoist

Chamelo_Th wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

about rollercoasters...



Awesome :)
Is that the new "Oculus Rift" game console? Looks cool...
But being pushed like that (considering it's supposed to be 3D)...
Would be utterly terrifying
Chamelo
Ocurus Rift... is like putting a screen in front of your eyes.
It's not a console, it's just another gaming gear.

Here is a youtuber casting games using Oculus Rift.

And yes, it would be really terrifying. :D
Bweh
I played some spooky game on the Oculus Rift once. Luckily some guys showed up to show it off at some expo center on campus.

It was pretty impressive and engaging (though somewhat disorienting), but the game seemed pretty low-end so I couldn't take it too seriously.
Azure_Kite
Most Oculus Rift titles are pretty barebones/low end at present. Whether that's due to the developers spending more time playing around than developing for the title or the fidelity of the optics themselves, I guess it is what it is. With the improvements in resolution for the optics in the new version of the OR, I suppose the resolution issues will be lessened.

I've been watching Markiplier play with it a little bit, and most of his chosen games look like ass.
dNextGen
Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
Trash Boat

dNextGen wrote:

Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
how? It's just Virtual Reality. take it easy, dude.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
how? It's just Virtual Reality. take it easy, dude.
Trash Boat
Aurani
I really hope it was, else he seriously needs to see a mental health care technician. :p
dNextGen
why would i need one ?

it is indeed a threat though, i can explain it in a PhD-style thesis posts but aint going to do it since no one takes thing seriously in this place
Trash Boat
we can start to
Aurani
Well I would take it quite seriously, but the sad thing is that I don't think that should be the focal point of any "threat" discussion. Why? Because right at this moment, people are dying in wars, starving to death, suffering immense damage from the current economic crisis, and meanwhile all the kids (both physically and mentally) are living in their Anime world behind computer screens, talking about nonsense that could "ruin" the world.

No, I'm not saying that you are a child in any way (probably because I don't know you at all and have no right to say that) and I'm only answering on why no one really should be taking anything serious in OT. God forbid we start talking about the politics, economics or history - I would get cancer during the first hour of it.
Trash Boat
what about religion vs science? same result?
Granger

Trash Boat wrote:

what about religion vs science? same result?
Its a can of worms. Just... dont.

Any discussions religion related are shitty because it all always comes down to "I cant prove it but MY oponion is fact.". n_n

Also, hi Aurani!
Aurani
My point was that you SHOULDN'T discuss serious matters on OT, because it is BOUND to end up in a retarded "ermeygewd I'm God yu suk" back and forth bashing quest, because most people here lack the common sense and guts to accept defeat when they get beaten in arguments.

Yo Gran-gran~
Trash Boat
whew... I thought somebody took off the website.. like, seriously there was nobody. Zero users total, zero users online, zero billion ranked plays
Kyonko Hizara

Trash Boat wrote:

whew... I thought somebody took off the website.. like, seriously there was nobody. Zero users total, zero users online, zero billion ranked plays
So you were the person that sent me that screenshot on ask
Trash Boat
what? no, i get it too. it scared me a bit
Bweh
You learn how to not care about it and repress it from your memory as quickly as possible.
Corin

Brian OA wrote:

You learn how to not care about it and repress it from your memory as quickly as possible.
It's not working!!! ;_;
Trash Boat
Yeah, like changing this subject as fast as you can. seriously. new topic. emm...............
any ideas?

edit: dont touch my posts again, color
Azure_Kite
Quick Corin! Imagine you're defenestrating Trash Boat!
Corin

Azure_Kite wrote:

Quick Corin! Imagine you're defenestrating Trash Boat!
I laughed so I guess that worked
Trash Boat
defenestrating would imply that I have an important position here in osu! like a mod, which obviously I don't. select properly your words next time, Kyte
Corin

Trash Boat wrote:

select properly your words next time, Kyte
You're one to talk.
Azure_Kite

Trash Boat wrote:

defenestrating would imply that I have an important position here in osu! like a mod, which obviously I don't. select properly your words next time, Kyte
Defenestration is a word also used to describe the act of throwing somebody out of the window. It does not only relate to dismissing a person from a position in power.

My word selection was far from problematic. You may wish to ensure you are right in what you say before you say it :3
Chamelo
^ Accurate
Trash Boat
yeah well ambiguous words are tricky. you could just have used a more simple word
Corin
"Your long words confuse me, dumb them down"
Kyonko Hizara

Corin wrote:

"Your long words confuse me, dumb them down"
I have lots of friends that tell me to do that. And the sad part is that most of them speak English as their native language.
Vuelo Eluko

Corin wrote:

So I was browsing through xvideos tags just now, then I saw it.
"prolapse"
My first thought was "nahhh can't be what I think it is"
oh my god was I wrong

I just watched some girl push part of her breast into a another girls prolapsed anus and then procede to rub them together
I just...
I just don't know what to do anymore.
help
Ew.... breasts....
Bweh

Kyonko Hizara wrote:

Corin wrote:

"Your long words confuse me, dumb them down"
I have lots of friends that tell me to do that. And the sad part is that most of them speak English as their native language.
From C.S. Lewis's Letters to Children: "Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them."

Maybe they're not dumb you're just vague
AutoMedic
You think anal prolapse porn is the worst of them all

Think again

probably bomdage, but I might have offended someone
Hika

Sonatora wrote:

You think anal prolapse porn is the worst of them all

Think again

probably bomdage, but I might have offended someone
wtf.
Charles445
Hopefully there won't be permanent damage.
Azure_Kite
Any mental scarring can be reversed by purchasing Azure's specially formulated Brain Bleach. Two parts Sodium Perborate and one part Azure's Secret Solution, and you'll be right as rain in no time at all.
AutoMedic
Lets make babies


babies


babies
Azure_Kite
Babies?

Kyonko Hizara
ew children
Jazz
what's worse than finding ten trash cans with ten babies each?

finding one baby in ten trash cans
BrokenArrow
Yeah at least recycle that shit properly
AutoMedic

BrokenArrow wrote:

Yeah at least recycle that shit properly
shut up
Azure_Kite
If you're finding babies in trash cans, complete or no, it's a waste.
AutoMedic

Azure_Kite wrote:

If you're finding babies in trash cans, complete or no, it's a waste.
fuck

check your skype azurh
Azure_Kite
Added, but disclaimer: I'm very rarely online
Zelda

Jazz wrote:

what's worse than finding ten trash cans with ten babies each?

finding one baby in ten trash cans
I don't know about that.
The baby in ten trashcans won't be screaming its lungs out.
AutoMedic

Zelda wrote:

Jazz wrote:

what's worse than finding ten trash cans with ten babies each?

finding one baby in ten trash cans
I don't know about that.
The baby in ten trashcans won't be screaming its lungs out.
Because they're already dead. It'd be creepy once they scream out even if they're already dead


Also, started watching Sherlock today. I love the fucking text that pops outta your screen every second
Trash Boat
I can't wait for 4th and 5th season
AutoMedic

Trash Boat wrote:

I can't wait for 4th and 5th season
Oh great, more absurd texts about evidences popping at your screen for the next few minutes or so


But in all seriousness, I kinda like Sherlock.
Lewder
I did promise I'll be a hypocrite and post here before I leave
BrokenArrow
woah finnish nazimods doing work
Granger

Sonatora wrote:

You think anal prolapse porn is the worst of them all

Think again

probably bomdage, but I might have offended someone
You're so wrong that it hurts... Bondage is probably one the mildest things you can find under the BDSM umbrella...
Aurani
Every time a human says "bondage" you can expect Granger to appear in front of the window and be like
Trash Boat
Fromage
beeboy123
Just drank 2L of Ice Tea in the last 1.5 hours I need help ;-;
Zelda
Drink real tea you heathen.
beeboy123
I drink both ;-; But real tea takes effort
Vuelo Eluko
cyka
Tanzklaue
tea sucks.

coffee sucks aswell.
Aurani
Hurr durr, Germans going hardcore and drinking oil instead.
AutoMedic

Aurani wrote:

Hurr durr, Germans going hardcore and drinking oil instead.
Dammit


and I was supposed to make a world war 2 joke. Damn you aurani
Trash Boat
night Sonatora
AutoMedic
Night Trashboaty


Anyways, there's alot of crucial people here in ot leaving


who's next, whos next
Trash Boat
Mmm, idk.... hard to tell, but let's keep it alive, pls?
Vish024

Tanzklaue wrote:

coffee sucks aswell.
You wanna take this outside mah brutha?
Granger
It really sucks though.

I prefer my oil.
Jazz
is there like a monthly cycle where at some point people will talk about milk, coffee, and tea again and again
Trash Boat
idk but for now... fun fact: people leave the little finger aside when performing certain actions, leaving it with a weird feeling of rigidity
Kyonko Hizara

Jazz wrote:

is there like a monthly cycle where at some point people will talk about milk, coffee, and tea again and again
Pretty sure there is :U and each time it's no different from the last
Granger
If you mean, while drinking... very few people do that. I dont know anyone who does that.
Trash Boat
Of course, sometimes is not intentional. Accord to the location and position of the hand, it may disturb
kirueggy
"milk will instantly make you taller"

yeah right dad that's a load of bullshit everyone knows it takes a month
Kyonko Hizara
I prefer soy milk over your average dairy product
Trash Boat
Soy.. ugh. There was a period in which we had tons of soy juice boxes. We had to drink it in an almost-daily basis. never again
AutoMedic

kirueggy wrote:

"milk will instantly make you taller"

yeah right dad that's a load of bullshit everyone knows it takes a month
my mum says when u drink milk u can sleep well

fucking liars
Azure_Kite

Kyonko Hizara wrote:

I prefer soy milk over your average dairy product
I found this vanilla soy milk drink at the supermarket a couple of weeks back. It is amazing.
Ceph23
I can't stand soy milk for whatever reason.

I just don't like it
Kyonko Hizara

Azure_Kite wrote:

Kyonko Hizara wrote:

I prefer soy milk over your average dairy product
I found this vanilla soy milk drink at the supermarket a couple of weeks back. It is amazing.
Vanilla and chocolate are the best for just drinking. I don't like the regular so much just for drinking, but it substitutes regular milk very well in cooking.
Bweh
I'll just stick to cow milk
Granger
Hmm, the sig as i have it now actually gives me a idea on how to design it.

A character standing on the side, holding a courtain or something alike out, covering something.
Now if someone opens the spoilerbox the same character stands there but with the courtain down, revealing something. Not sure what though.
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