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But the real question is, why does OP have 3 different battery icons, and why hasn't he installed that OTA update yet ?
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Don't fuck with me.Brian OA wrote:
Shinto
pinocchio.
Thieves and thugs. You won't win this gang war white boi.Brian OA wrote:
niggers
Brian OA wrote:
saggy bollock trees.Brian OA wrote:
Bilbo Saggins
anal boogaloo.Brian OA wrote:
penta pinto
Dear diary today I made a list of all the things I did to Brian:Brian OA wrote:
window
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
☑ LawREKT of Arabia
☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
☑ eREKTile dysfunction
Bamboozled bin bag.Brian OA wrote:
bimbo
you a-speaking ma lingoBrian OA wrote:
akimbo
Cantonese school children dying slowly in a fire.Brian OA wrote:
armadillo
I had sex with a ^Brian OA wrote:
Pillow
Then the Lord said to Noah, “Come into the ark, you and all your household, because I have seen that you are righteous before Me in this generation. 2 You shall take with you seven each of every clean animal, a male and his female; two each of animals that are unclean, a male and his female; 3 also seven each of birds of the air, male and female, to keep the species alive on the face of all the earth. 4 For after seven more days I will cause it to rain on the earth forty days and forty nights, and I will destroy from the face of the earth all living things that I have made.”
directed by Michael Bayjesus1412 wrote:
Cantonese school children dying slowly in a fire.Brian OA wrote:
armadillo
I made a slim shedy thred
am i kool yet gaiz
am i kool yet gaiz
ur kul
you were already cool, Sonatora.
"RIN, EXECUTE HUMAN JUKE BOX MODE 244, DROP THAT PHAT BEAT"
"..Did you just call me fat?"
"No, I was talking about you doing that thing with your mouth"
"..."
"No, nothing like that, I mean music wise"
"Oh, I see. You want me to do that rhythm thing while you read poetry"
"Err... it's called RAP"
"Word"
"What?"
"Word."
"Whatever, just do it."
Rin starts making a funky beat with her mouth.
"Yo Yo check it, My name is Hisao, Child of the broken Heart, mess with me and you'll feel like a little tart, I HNNNGGG when you kiss me, I HNNNRRRGGGG when you miss me, I smack a bitch when you dis me, Alright."
You start making a beat with you mouth and look over towards Rin.
"Hmm..? Oh, I get a crack at it?"
"Lay it on me"
"Lay what?"
"Just shut up, and start rapping"
"You're giving me two conflicting responses here."
"RAP"
"Alight, here it goes, my name is Rin, I get trapped in a Bin, some say that's a sin, but not as bad as my evil twin. I'm here with Hisao, who's pants smell like play-doh, I'd rather eat a potato, but I'd rather throw a rotten Tomato."
"And thus we rap like bros"
"Cause I have no fingers, but lots of toes"
"The school they say "OH NOES""
"When I start lawnmover and learn how to mows"
"What?"
"Butt"
"No, you mow the lawn?"
"From dust til Dawn"
"Stop that"
"Not until you call me unfat"
"Orange."
"Touche"
And thus the rap ends, pretty much a failure, but it was fun while it lasted.
You call it a day.
You've got Frankengoldstein to read, hopefully Kenji won't be there when you go to pick it up.
"..Did you just call me fat?"
"No, I was talking about you doing that thing with your mouth"
"..."
"No, nothing like that, I mean music wise"
"Oh, I see. You want me to do that rhythm thing while you read poetry"
"Err... it's called RAP"
"Word"
"What?"
"Word."
"Whatever, just do it."
Rin starts making a funky beat with her mouth.
"Yo Yo check it, My name is Hisao, Child of the broken Heart, mess with me and you'll feel like a little tart, I HNNNGGG when you kiss me, I HNNNRRRGGGG when you miss me, I smack a bitch when you dis me, Alright."
You start making a beat with you mouth and look over towards Rin.
"Hmm..? Oh, I get a crack at it?"
"Lay it on me"
"Lay what?"
"Just shut up, and start rapping"
"You're giving me two conflicting responses here."
"RAP"
"Alight, here it goes, my name is Rin, I get trapped in a Bin, some say that's a sin, but not as bad as my evil twin. I'm here with Hisao, who's pants smell like play-doh, I'd rather eat a potato, but I'd rather throw a rotten Tomato."
"And thus we rap like bros"
"Cause I have no fingers, but lots of toes"
"The school they say "OH NOES""
"When I start lawnmover and learn how to mows"
"What?"
"Butt"
"No, you mow the lawn?"
"From dust til Dawn"
"Stop that"
"Not until you call me unfat"
"Orange."
"Touche"
And thus the rap ends, pretty much a failure, but it was fun while it lasted.
You call it a day.
You've got Frankengoldstein to read, hopefully Kenji won't be there when you go to pick it up.
IKEA
That was sarcasmBrian OA wrote:
If you need to ask you're probably not
You can't win a war like this one
Especially when we consider what's at stake
Especially when we consider what's at stake
Obligatory Nope.
Well suck my dick I'm a filthy gringo.Brian OA wrote:
69, I've got bingo
yes
thread ruined, let this one die.
silm is my waifu back the fuck off gaylord
Benevolent boner brick bashing