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osu! Novel - The Sexy King

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Granger
Grab her... trap.
Vish024
Grab her arm.

Anyway I thought Sora was a female name.
Trash Boat
damn, 1 or 2, i can't decide
Winek
go cry in a corner
Trash Boat
decided, 2nd
Bweh
Arm
Friendan

Sonatora wrote:

I DEDICATE THIS INTERACTIVE SHITTY NOVEL TO Brian OA, the King himself. I ripped off his idea for fun.
Also, since the osu! Academy Adventures ended into oblivion, I'd rather take this seriously
That was written by Richter Bromont on /a/ (if you are referring to Hisao Necktie), who may or may not be Brian.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/80587468/The- ... er-Bromont
Bweh
Odd how people still think I wrote all those hijacks.

osu! academy doki doki and the CYOA threads here were the only thing I've written.
Topic Starter
AutoMedic
It was a draw, so I'll decide.

"..."

"Come on, just grab the goddamn hand"

You groped her boobs.

"Kyaa-- C-- Close enough-- KYAA"

She did those sugoii-parkour bullshit, like a boss. She flipped in mid-air, showing off her abilities to you as you grope and squeeze her mammary glands tightly. A small mistake and you might fall down to your death.

"Ughhh- Ughh-"

"Could you please stop moaning..."

"I- It's- because you're touching my..."

"KYAAAAAAA!!!"

You accidentally touched her nipples. Too bad

You saw those two with guns and monks clothing run together in a steady pace. They're probably catching up with you.

"The bird is pinned down"

"Great, prepare the boat IppE"

"Got it"

"IppE", the one that wears a glasses, looks like your typical anime Main Character, ran on the other side of the island

...

After a few minutes of running around, you finally reached the pier. You we're hesitating about something. It feels like something isn't right here. You felt it...

"..."

"Get in, pervert"

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL ME A PER- oh wait"

"..."

"What's the matter, Sora?"

"How did you know my name"

"Long story, just get in!"

A story changing decision must be made. Pick wisely...

"Here, take this"

IppE passed you a gun. A revolver to be exact. It feels sturdy and new

*Unlocked Inventory*

*Added "Revolver" in the Inventory*

"Get in..."

"..."

[] Join them
[] Run away and grab your book
Granger
Not like you really got a choice. Join.
Perfection
Join :3
bbshksh
ok this i like
join
Mofu kun
Join

IppE and Sora's not so excellent adventure time
Bweh
Join
Trash Boat
Join
piruchan
I'm just following the masses here, join.
Topic Starter
AutoMedic
SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, EVERYONE. A NEW ARC IS BEGINNING HERE!"

"..."

"Agh, fine..."

You step towards the boat.

*pew*

You heard a rifle. The bullet didn't hit you. But it almost did.

The ninja chick grabbed something in her sling bag.

"Dont! You might fail it"

"IppE, this is an emergency!"

"Dammit"

The two hold hands together.

SHIT, SLOW MO BULLET TIME

As the bullet slowly travels behind you, IppE shouted...

"GRAB MY HAND!!!"

You quickly grabbed his hand. You we're right in time. You we're transported. You see white and blue linings of tubes around. It's probably magic that's transporting you. You see a dark blue ending within the tube. You three, holding each others hands, flew together.

*BSCHEEEEEEEW*

You woke up. You got weird clothes on

You saw those two within your side

"Are these..."

"School uniforms??"

"Seriously!"

"ON YOUR FEET!" a girl said

The girl is, wearing the same uniform the ninja chick has. The only difference is that she has smaller breasts and a weird clothing in her right arm with english words written on it that reads...

"Student Council"

The two stand up, without hesitation.

"..."

[] Stand up
[] Keep Sitting
[] Check your bag
[] Grab the nearby leafblower, rampage around while crying
piruchan
Grab the nearby leafblower, rampage around while crying.
Perfection
check your bag
Granger
Keep sitting you filthy rebel
Trash Boat
Stand up
bbshksh
keep sitting coz badass
Mofu kun
Stand.
Topic Starter
AutoMedic
UPDATE, COLOR CODING FOR DIALOGS

SORA

MARA (AKA NINJA CHICK)

UNKNOWN/NEUTRAL

IPPE

ENEMY

LEWDER


"And who you might be?"

"Don't you know me?"

"I have zero clue of who you are-"

"Shit, we left Lewder, MARA!!!"

"You should have realized that a few minutes ago" she replied calmly

But he's terrible at directions!!!

Dont worry, he has a dimension transfer crystal on him. I hope he lands here though

Well, I guess so-

Could you two shut up, we're having a conversation here

Look who's talkin there, missy?

The two began to argue... Well, they're girls better leave them

Um, do you have a moment

Name?

It's Shirou

Wait, I've heard that name before

You went on a series of flashbacks, realizing where you are right now

You point at the girl who greeted you

You there, you're Karen, right?

Finally, you knew

You know them?

Long story, just follow that girl. She's in charge

Karen sighs with relief

You checked your bag, the same pistol IppE gave you is in there

*INVENTORY UNLOCKED*

*INVENTORY NOW USABLE, WHILE IN A CHOICE SCENARIO STATE THE ITEM THAT YOU WANT TO USE*

Let's go

That's right, we have no time to waste

Walking and walking and walking, boring, right? Well, until...

Here's our room, I'll add you in the Master List, so dont worry about anything else

Ok...

You stare at the door, Karen and Shirou entered in without hesitation, HOLY SHIT IT'S CHOICE TIME

[] Enter (Inventory usage available here)
[] Run (Inventory usage available here)
Perfection
Run.
Granger
This is even harder to read than what you wrote before... try some actual writing?
Something like this...

Confused you said "And who you might be?", as the face of the other person didnt strike you as familliar. "Dont you know me?", they answered but you still had no idea. "I have zero clue who you are-". Suddenly Ippe falls into your word and shouts: "Shit, we left lewder! MARA!" - "You could have realized that a few minutes ago.", she replied with a calm tone.

Enter i guess...
piruchan
Please use something more easy on the eyes, I literally had to squint to read some parts.

Enter.
ColdTooth
as far as i know, enter would be a 50/50 chance of something bad happening.

Fuck it, enter and look cool.
Trash Boat
enter
bbshksh
enter, and the colors are killing my eyes and i can't seem to memorize who tf is talking.
Topic Starter
AutoMedic
I'll remove colors for the next update, Inventory is now availale for use.

INVENTORY

-Pistol
-Dimension Transfer Crystal (Unusable, too much heat)
Mofu kun
enter
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