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WARNING :GRAMMAR IS SHIT. SORRY

I DEDICATE THIS INTERACTIVE SHITTY NOVEL TO Brian OA, the King himself. I ripped off his idea for fun.
Also, since the osu! Academy Adventures ended into oblivion, I'd rather take this seriously

no BG's, sorry. Brian can continue the story if he wants to.

PROFILE (Will be updated)
Name: Sora
Age: 16 years old
Occupation: taiko player
Relationship Status: Single Forever


YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!

You're in a nearby pier. You're in the shores of the General Discussion forums. You can see the fleet of newbies land into the nearby Introduction forums. deadbeat, inspecting the marketplace, as always. LoliFlan always chit-chatting with the plebs. While you are in the shore sitting on a wooden stool reading a book on how to play osu!

"Hmm..."

"..."

You felt an eerie presence. It's the same feeling of being watched naked, probably. You take a look behind you.

A BIRD!!

Yes, a bird. But a different bird. This bird have muscular arms instead of wings. You we're in a state of panic. You don't know how to approach such weird creatures. You're thinking of options.

"Come on, think!!"

"Think of what could I do in this situation"

"I might look desperate, but.."

The bird goes in front of you. The bird, with it's muscular and sexy arms, stares at you unsettingly

[] Talk to the bird
[] Kick the bird
[] Leave your book and run the fuck out
piruchan
First you say it's a bird. Then you say it's a duck. Ephemeral is a seagull.

Leave and run. I want to choose kick, but that would probably result in a ban and ending the story.
Vuelo Eluko

Sonatora wrote:

You're in a nearby pier. You're in the shores of the General Discussion forums. You can see the fleet of newbies land into the nearby Introduction forums. deadbeat, inspecting the marketplace, as always. LoliFlan always discussing around with the plebs. While you are in the shore sitting on a wooden stool reading a book on how to play osu!
there's just so many literary issues with this one paragraph i dont even know where to begin.

But hell.

[x] Talk to the duck

its fine, you're from the Philippines, and I'm just trying to help without being too overly constructive because that wouldn't be fitting in with how OT acts, but also not overly offensive. Btw any sentence i completely colored/underlined/bolded means it was incomplete. Probably.
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Bassist Vinyl wrote:

Sonatora wrote:

You're in a nearby pier. You're in the shores of the General Discussion forums. You can see the fleet of newbies land into the nearby Introduction forums. deadbeat, inspecting the marketplace, as always. LoliFlan always discussing around with the plebs. While you are in the shore sitting on a wooden stool reading a book on how to play osu!
there's just so many literary issues with this one paragraph i dont even know where to begin.

But hell.

[x] Talk to the duck
grammar's pretty bad. I apologize
ColdTooth

Sonatora wrote:

grammar's pretty bad. I apologize
Oh hell no, I can actually read that fluently, I have seen much worse and I can still identify what they're saying
Vish024
Kick the cunt and tell him that he's no longer an honorary Australian.
Bweh
That was a joke ending but okay

Talk to bird-kun
Granger
Kick the birdy.
beeboy123
[x] Kick the bird
Trash Boat
Talk to it
Mofu kun
Leave the book and run the fuck out
Winek
talk with ephemeral
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"..."

"aark-"

You stare at the bird. You don't know what to do. You're panicking mentally.

"Umm... Hi, I guess?"

"aaark"

"CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH

"aaark"

"You stupid bird..."

*click* "What did you say, baka -aaaarkk"

THE BIRD POINTED A GUN AT YOU. SHIT!!

"Um... We could... umm..."

"WHAT -aaark"

Your palms are sweaty. Almost nauseatic. Your head is in the state of panic. Suddenly

A canister fell from the sky

"Umm, wha-"

The canister bursted. Smoke came out, you we're coughing like crazy. You can't see anything except the gray smoke surrounding you

Someone jumped behind you.

Two guys and a ninja chick. Those two, wearing a monk's clothing, probably a disguise. The other one is a hot C-cup babe holding a katana

"You get the bird, I get the boy" The chick said

"We got it..."

The smoke disappeared. Within a split second, those two ran together. The bird responded, with a gun on it's hand, charged into battle. They dodged each others bullets and attempted to kick each others ass.

A battle between men and birds indeed! Man vs Nature, probably

"Those two must be pros"

"Here, grab my hand" The ninja chick, whispered.

You felt sexual excitement and fear since she is holding a bloodied katana

You think of something to do...

"Come on Sora, think!!"

"..."

[] Grab her arm
[] Grab her boobs
[] Run the fuck out and cry in a corner
Perfection
[✔] Grab her boobs
piruchan
Somehow I got the feeling that ninja chick is a trap.

Grab her boobs.
Granger
Grab her... trap.
Vish024
Grab her arm.

Anyway I thought Sora was a female name.
Trash Boat
damn, 1 or 2, i can't decide
Winek
go cry in a corner
Trash Boat
decided, 2nd
Bweh
Arm
Friendan

Sonatora wrote:

I DEDICATE THIS INTERACTIVE SHITTY NOVEL TO Brian OA, the King himself. I ripped off his idea for fun.
Also, since the osu! Academy Adventures ended into oblivion, I'd rather take this seriously
That was written by Richter Bromont on /a/ (if you are referring to Hisao Necktie), who may or may not be Brian.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/80587468/The- ... er-Bromont
Bweh
Odd how people still think I wrote all those hijacks.

osu! academy doki doki and the CYOA threads here were the only thing I've written.
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It was a draw, so I'll decide.

"..."

"Come on, just grab the goddamn hand"

You groped her boobs.

"Kyaa-- C-- Close enough-- KYAA"

She did those sugoii-parkour bullshit, like a boss. She flipped in mid-air, showing off her abilities to you as you grope and squeeze her mammary glands tightly. A small mistake and you might fall down to your death.

"Ughhh- Ughh-"

"Could you please stop moaning..."

"I- It's- because you're touching my..."

"KYAAAAAAA!!!"

You accidentally touched her nipples. Too bad

You saw those two with guns and monks clothing run together in a steady pace. They're probably catching up with you.

"The bird is pinned down"

"Great, prepare the boat IppE"

"Got it"

"IppE", the one that wears a glasses, looks like your typical anime Main Character, ran on the other side of the island

...

After a few minutes of running around, you finally reached the pier. You we're hesitating about something. It feels like something isn't right here. You felt it...

"..."

"Get in, pervert"

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU CALL ME A PER- oh wait"

"..."

"What's the matter, Sora?"

"How did you know my name"

"Long story, just get in!"

A story changing decision must be made. Pick wisely...

"Here, take this"

IppE passed you a gun. A revolver to be exact. It feels sturdy and new

*Unlocked Inventory*

*Added "Revolver" in the Inventory*

"Get in..."

"..."

[] Join them
[] Run away and grab your book
Granger
Not like you really got a choice. Join.
Perfection
Join :3
bbshksh
ok this i like
join
Mofu kun
Join

IppE and Sora's not so excellent adventure time
Bweh
Join
Trash Boat
Join
piruchan
I'm just following the masses here, join.
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, EVERYONE. A NEW ARC IS BEGINNING HERE!"

"..."

"Agh, fine..."

You step towards the boat.

*pew*

You heard a rifle. The bullet didn't hit you. But it almost did.

The ninja chick grabbed something in her sling bag.

"Dont! You might fail it"

"IppE, this is an emergency!"

"Dammit"

The two hold hands together.

SHIT, SLOW MO BULLET TIME

As the bullet slowly travels behind you, IppE shouted...

"GRAB MY HAND!!!"

You quickly grabbed his hand. You we're right in time. You we're transported. You see white and blue linings of tubes around. It's probably magic that's transporting you. You see a dark blue ending within the tube. You three, holding each others hands, flew together.

*BSCHEEEEEEEW*

You woke up. You got weird clothes on

You saw those two within your side

"Are these..."

"School uniforms??"

"Seriously!"

"ON YOUR FEET!" a girl said

The girl is, wearing the same uniform the ninja chick has. The only difference is that she has smaller breasts and a weird clothing in her right arm with english words written on it that reads...

"Student Council"

The two stand up, without hesitation.

"..."

[] Stand up
[] Keep Sitting
[] Check your bag
[] Grab the nearby leafblower, rampage around while crying
piruchan
Grab the nearby leafblower, rampage around while crying.
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