Was playing Texas Hold'em once and there was this asian lady heads up with an aussie bloke.
The guy all-in'ed on the turn and the asian lady asked him "what you have?" The guy answered: "I've go the nuts" - what an unimaginative answer!
Just as everyone turned their faces away in disappointment, the asian lady shouted: "You got nuts?! You don't have nuts! Show me your nuts! I want see your nuts!!"
A few people spilled their drinks when the guy reached down to his pants and pretend to "reveal the cards" like you see on TV and said: "Yep! I've still got them! "
The guy all-in'ed on the turn and the asian lady asked him "what you have?" The guy answered: "I've go the nuts" - what an unimaginative answer!
Just as everyone turned their faces away in disappointment, the asian lady shouted: "You got nuts?! You don't have nuts! Show me your nuts! I want see your nuts!!"
A few people spilled their drinks when the guy reached down to his pants and pretend to "reveal the cards" like you see on TV and said: "Yep! I've still got them! "