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Neo@lex
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Neo@lex
Popup adds disappear completely, and as a result all the websites that rely on funding from advertisements are forced to go offline, and all the sites that advertise themselves through popups lose their userbases.

I wish for boobs.

Also, Weegee, stop being a tard and make some actual worthwhile posts. This topic almost derailed completely because you had to force your personal shit onto the rest of the community. If you have a point to argue, argue it with the people involved or contact those with greater authority.
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Wizard Of Orz
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Wizard Of Orz


I wish for fatless pork
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted but pork now tastes TERRIBLE.

Great Drake & Josh joke though.

I wish for a wish that wished for more wishes that all wished for fishes, that all tasted lishus. Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
No one knows that im pretty sure

Granted but your wishes don't really come true. You can just wish.

I wish for devotion
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're devoted to community service.

I wish that my school had started a week earlier resulting in more PA days (this year we actually only have one PA day).

*PA days = home alone
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
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Neo@lex
Granted, but all the PA days are on weekends.

I wish I was a loli.
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara

neo@lex wrote:

I wish I was a loli.
Granted, but you will be kidnapped by pedophiles.

I wish that I can go sleep.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, I kill you.
Eternal sleep yay
I wish that Weegee would stop the tardesque butthurt.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Off topic: Ok fine I'm a tard. But anyone that calls me one is a tard too because there is absolutely no reason to tell someone that. Trolling = stupid. flaming = trolling. hazing = flaming.

On topic: Granted but since you didn't grant my wish, no wish for you.

I wish that wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 knew they were tards for calling me a tard.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're not realizing that the majority of your posts aren't serious enough so they go back to being assholes. Seriously, my advice to you is to try making a couple of regular, more serious posts in the General Discussion forum, so they'd think you're more mature or something. Or more intelligence if you think they think you're lacking that.

I wish Weegee will receive enlightenment.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted





WAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHA heh.

no, seriously

WAHAHAHAH AHAheh!HAH

I wish people would keep it real
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I wish [...] wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 call[...] me a tard.
Granted, you tard!

Larto wrote:

You are such a tard

JarJarJacob wrote:

retard

strager wrote:

l2post

5ku112 wrote:

God stop hiding behind your age, tard

rust45 wrote:

you are a retard

adam2046 wrote:

you suck at posting, idiot
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
yet again i am excluded
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted, now he's just calling you a tard.

I wish I owned iceland
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted you took over Cirno's world.

I wish I would stop being called hurtful things.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix


I wish I would stop being mistreated and abused by everyone. What post by me started this trend in which nobody is ever nice to me and everyone calls me stupid/tard?
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
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Azure_Kite
Granted but you're still called names by 99.9% of the community.

I wish for something Weegee says that is logical and helpful? to the community.

Maybe that is wishing for too much, though.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz
even a genie cant do that

i wish for a brighter day
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Azure, that didn't even begin to answer what I had asked.

Granted but you didn't use correct grammar so your wish is null and void.

I wish for wishes that wished for wishes that rhymed with fishes and lishus.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
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Wizard Of Orz
there you go using your irony abilities.

your breakthrough in grammar shocket the genie and killed him so no wish for you

i wish for a genie that denies all of weegees wishes
Starrodkirby86
osu! Alumni
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Grant-

uh.

Never mind.

I wish those blasted emoticons stop anymating. IT TICKS ME OFF
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
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Neo@lex
Granted. Time stops.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
Granted

I wish I had more time to arrange things
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have all the time in the world. Which means you're waiting for all eternity for something to happen.

I wish that I had something to do.
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Neo@lex
1,345 posts
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Neo@lex
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
You're dumb

I wish for a wish that can't be countered or ruined in any way shape or form.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
Granted...

Wait, nothing happened.

I wish for someone other then Weegee to grant this wish.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but Weegee in a fit of rage and depression decided to attack you with his lawnmower.

I wish I had epic lawnmowing skills like Weegee.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted. Unfortunately, your inventory is full so you cannot carry a book titled How To Mow Like Weegee.

I wish for file decompression.
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted you asked for it.

I wish for a new song to appear that makes people feel really good.
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Granted, but then WeegeevsWeegee mapped it.

I wish for a third Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
Kestrel11
27 posts
Joined August 2009
Kestrel11
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Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but it only works when you make stuff fall on you

I wish Gifted Gamer would say hello to everyone as WvW again



I love you, man.
Wizard Of Orz
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Wizard Of Orz
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but he is soon banned. Then the sun explodes for no reason killing everyone on planet Earth.

I wish that I had a better sense of humor.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better......... by the slightest, tiniest difference.

I wish that I found a proxy which server's located less than 50 km away from me.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, it's a dead server

I wish weegee sucked more
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted. He sucks you more.

I wish for LZ77 and LZ78 help.
Neo@lex
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Neo@lex
Granted, but it's in latin.

I wish for Metroid x SFG hentai.
Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but soon life gets so boring time freezes. No, you cannot move around and do a whole bunch of crazy shit.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.
Kestrel11
27 posts
Joined August 2009
Kestrel11
Granted, but now you have tests in all your classes.

I wish for people to stop annoying me.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
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Kitsunemimi
Granted, they infuriate you now. And seeing you as the furious chemist, I think that may make things worse for you.

I wish that this week would pass by faster. Like ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! DoubleTime.
rust45
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rust45
Granted, but the next week is in half time.

I wish pizza didn't fill me up so fast.
Jinxy
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Jinxy
Granted, you eat too much and get constipation.

I wish for LISDGA.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
LISDGA ASFMKLSFDJVJRDUILGNOIIWOGNPBUVVLGNRWUIGIEGNBORMKWEVNFDLKJIMVK etc etc

I wish that my school would stop constantly being too easy then spamming homework at me.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted, now it's hard and they still throw heaps of homework at you.

I wish time would stop.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, enjoy an eternity in limbo.

I wish every human would die.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, all humans are now dogs.

I wish for you.
adam2046
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Joined April 2008
adam2046
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted *pelvic thrust* OOOO YAH

I wish for an unstoppable, failsafe doomsday-weapon which has no weak-spot and cannot be countered by anything and which when triggered destroys the entire universe.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. It destroys the universe.

I wish I wasn't so bitter at times
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
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Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you're sour.

I wish for :)
Mara
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Mara
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Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
Granted, you're dumped in a sea of coke.

However you're dumped in there with cement boots, so you're dragged to the bottom of the coke sea where you drown.

I wish for my SB in this to get finished.
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi
Granted but you get banned for advertising your map on a serious thread.

I wish that I could sleep at night.
qlum
481 posts
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qlum
granted but you can't wakeup


I don't want this topic to move to page 2 jet
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it already happened.

I wish that JarJarJacob stayed a zombie.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but he eats your massive brains.

I wish... I could make a wish. A real one. That came true with no repercussions and stuff.
Neo@lex
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, the outrage of widespread availability to internet porn and copyright violations kill the internet forever.

I wish I had an easily corruptible wish.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
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Kitsunemimi
Granted but one day you accidentally wish for something that corrupts into you dying a violent death and everyone getting all of your possessions.

I wish that I can finish my homework quickly and easily while doing a really good job on it yet learn all the information required.
Jinxy
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Jinxy
Granted, but since you didn't specify what the information was required for, you learn nothing.

I wish people stopped typing "osu!" as "Osu!"
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
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Azure_Kite
granted; they now call it osu, losing the exclamation mark.

I wish for a miracle
Torran
724 posts
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Torran
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
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Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
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Esupanitix
393 posts
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Esupanitix
Granted, but I revived Weegee yet he still isn't funny, so that contradicts your wish.

I wish for an SRB2 Update. One that didn't fuck up the game. One that wasn't too big, could still use mods, had no viruses, didn't lag like hell, and that it had interesting and skippable cutscenes.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but I revived Weegee yet he still isn't funny, so that contradicts your wish.
No, YOU're just not funny.
And weegee isn't an in-joke, it's just awful.

And granted, but you suck at it.

I wish you left already.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
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Kitsunemimi
Granted but now that Gifted Gamer guy is here.

I wish I can witness a banning (and that means not me).
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. Whitney Houston sings loudly into your ear.

I wish for more money. :3
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, mo' money, mo' problems.

I wish for someone to smile.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
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Wojjan
806 posts
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Wojjan
Granted, he corrupts every wish you make.

I wish my genie didn't do that.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, he now only corrupts 98% of your wishes rather than EVERY wish.

I wish I knew what I wanted for Christmas.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you want dirt.
THE GENIE SAYS YOU DO SO SHUT UP

I wish Powerdrone only got dirt for Christmas.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, but you only get coal.

I wish for Spore.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, enjoy being eaten from the inside out by carnivorous fungi.
I wish I could reverse this timeline, six months back.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I reverse too and arrive in April.

I wish for the full researched numeral value of pi, as in the circumference of a circle when the circle's diameter is 1.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but then the genie kills you for being obsessed with pi.

I wish that the drama would stop and Weegee would die.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. You're now OBSESSED with mapping.

I wish Wojjan would stop making flame wars.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
No...

I wish Weegee would stop trying to start drama.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted he renamed himself and continued

I wish that I am borred
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
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Neo@lex
Granted, but everything becomes awesome. (The OP doesn't mention anything about the side-effect being negative)

I wish the dark prophecy would come true.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it's a flashlight without batteries prophecy. *WeegeevsWeegee adds batteries*

I wish for lolcats pictures.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Well, you don't get one.

I wish I had 55 cents for the gum in the vending machine.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, the gum doesn't come out.

I wish I had the 55 cents to get the gum and another pack of gum.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, but the machine keeps rejecting you 50 cent coin.

I wish I was here earlier so I could make a remark on Weegee's wishes.
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor
Granted!
You get a time machine so you can travel back in time but when you travled in time you changed time so you didn't post in this thread, thus creating a time paradox that's stopping you to post in this tread.

I wish i could draw much better.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but writing/drawing utencils dissolve when you touch them, so you are incapable of drawing.

I wish for H4x0r151|\|G 5|<1|_|_5
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, but I can't read what the FACK that says so you get a bag of sand.

I wish for, a new fate.
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