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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. 24,320 people get banned all at the same time, depleting osu.ppy.sh of its' intelligent population.

I wish SRB2 2.0 was backwards-compatible so I wouldn't have to recolor everything to make it look right.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
You made a grammar error.
No wish for you.

I wish Weegee wasn't a retard.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted, but it's weegee so he went back to a retard a second after your wish.

I wish for pie.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted IN YOUR FACE

I wish Weegee would stay smart after my previous wish.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but I was smart in the first place. 1 grammar error does not mean you're stupid. >.>

I wish for an explanation on why you call me a tard. (Anything involving my avatar, signature, or name will result in the poster getting a roundhouse kick to the face.)
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but all of the atoms in your body are positively charged, so in turn, so you attract lightning.

I wish for proof of Supergarlic's so-called reason.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but it was there the whole time, you are just blind to it.


I wish for wishes that don't come true.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but Wiis fall from the sky and kill you, negating your wish.

(...You guys are just doing this because I'm based off of Weegee aren't you?)

I wish rust45, Wojjan, strager, supergarlic and 5ku115 acually had brains.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but they're brains are turned off.

I wish everyone would stop being dicks and asses.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted. Now, everyone's being vaginas and boobs.

I wish that I had an apple.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it has a worm in it. Wat?

I wish people would stop calling me a tard.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, you idiot

I wish Weegee wasn't so bloody oblivious.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
Granted, but now he's thick headed.
I wish Weegee would go away.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but one thousand trolls come to replace him.

I wish Sho Minamimoto was real.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, he just recited pi using a megaphone right in your ear.

I wish.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
inb4 Weegee
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
*blows up wojjan and skips him for not wishing*

Yes but I granted it so I put in bias and I plead the fifth over this "WeegeevsWeegee's a Tard" nonsense.

I wish I could make good manga

Inb4 but every other manga maker dies.
Inb4 bad grammar no wish for you.

*"I plead the fifth" means a reminder of innocent until ultimately proven guilty.*

You're going to have to use every post I've ever made to prove this right. If you think you still can, just try, or get the fuck out. *Antiderail*
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted.... well actually the post was too long so the Genie didn't read it.

I wish that everyone would stop inb4'ing

inb4 but you just did it
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
inb4genie
Awww, no wish for you.

I wish har fokfoorfi magyora mincluth..
*got inb4 skog vin tillij XDD
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
INB4NOGRANTS4TROLLS

OOPSIE, NO WISH FOR YOU!

I wish for a completely legitimate reason why people call me a tard. I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED A FUCKING RETARD, IDIOT, OR ANYTHING INVOLVING MENTAL PROBLEMS!
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

CAPS ON ALMOST EVERYONE POST I MADE
I wish for world pieces
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted. you're the world. MIND CRUSH! For pieces.

I wish for the same thing, but an actual post I've made. An actual post. In fact, make it two hundred.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

No actual posts available.
I wish for less korean drama
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
I don't need to grant it as the evidence is there. Want proof? Click the Preview button before the submit button and read your posts.
I wish for something creative.
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Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
Greatest Proof

I wish for a recorder
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
lol pokebis we basically posted the same thing :[
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
]:
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I'm a tard
So you did say it!

Wish: Popup ads disappear
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Popup adds disappear completely, and as a result all the websites that rely on funding from advertisements are forced to go offline, and all the sites that advertise themselves through popups lose their userbases.

I wish for boobs.

Also, Weegee, stop being a tard and make some actual worthwhile posts. This topic almost derailed completely because you had to force your personal shit onto the rest of the community. If you have a point to argue, argue it with the people involved or contact those with greater authority.
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Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz


I wish for fatless pork
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted but pork now tastes TERRIBLE.

Great Drake & Josh joke though.

I wish for a wish that wished for more wishes that all wished for fishes, that all tasted lishus. Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Yes I know that was a Yugioh GX reference of Chumley.
No one knows that im pretty sure

Granted but your wishes don't really come true. You can just wish.

I wish for devotion
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're devoted to community service.

I wish that my school had started a week earlier resulting in more PA days (this year we actually only have one PA day).

*PA days = home alone
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted, but all the PA days are on weekends.

I wish I was a loli.
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara

neo@lex wrote:

I wish I was a loli.
Granted, but you will be kidnapped by pedophiles.

I wish that I can go sleep.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, I kill you.
Eternal sleep yay
I wish that Weegee would stop the tardesque butthurt.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Off topic: Ok fine I'm a tard. But anyone that calls me one is a tard too because there is absolutely no reason to tell someone that. Trolling = stupid. flaming = trolling. hazing = flaming.

On topic: Granted but since you didn't grant my wish, no wish for you.

I wish that wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 knew they were tards for calling me a tard.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're not realizing that the majority of your posts aren't serious enough so they go back to being assholes. Seriously, my advice to you is to try making a couple of regular, more serious posts in the General Discussion forum, so they'd think you're more mature or something. Or more intelligence if you think they think you're lacking that.

I wish Weegee will receive enlightenment.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted





WAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHAHA heh.

no, seriously

WAHAHAHAH AHAheh!HAH

I wish people would keep it real
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

I wish [...] wojjan, Larto, JarJarJacob, Strager, 5ku115, rust45, and adam2046 call[...] me a tard.
Granted, you tard!

Larto wrote:

You are such a tard

JarJarJacob wrote:

retard

strager wrote:

l2post

5ku112 wrote:

God stop hiding behind your age, tard

rust45 wrote:

you are a retard

adam2046 wrote:

you suck at posting, idiot
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
yet again i am excluded
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted, now he's just calling you a tard.

I wish I owned iceland
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted you took over Cirno's world.

I wish I would stop being called hurtful things.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix


I wish I would stop being mistreated and abused by everyone. What post by me started this trend in which nobody is ever nice to me and everyone calls me stupid/tard?
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but you're still called names by 99.9% of the community.

I wish for something Weegee says that is logical and helpful? to the community.

Maybe that is wishing for too much, though.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
even a genie cant do that

i wish for a brighter day
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Azure, that didn't even begin to answer what I had asked.

Granted but you didn't use correct grammar so your wish is null and void.

I wish for wishes that wished for wishes that rhymed with fishes and lishus.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
there you go using your irony abilities.

your breakthrough in grammar shocket the genie and killed him so no wish for you

i wish for a genie that denies all of weegees wishes
Starrodkirby86
osu! Alumni
3,739 posts
Here since the beginning
Starrodkirby86
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Grant-

uh.

Never mind.

I wish those blasted emoticons stop anymating. IT TICKS ME OFF
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted. Time stops.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted

I wish I had more time to arrange things
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you have all the time in the world. Which means you're waiting for all eternity for something to happen.

I wish that I had something to do.
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Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
You're dumb

I wish for a wish that can't be countered or ruined in any way shape or form.
5ku112
160 posts
Joined October 2008
5ku112
Granted...

Wait, nothing happened.

I wish for someone other then Weegee to grant this wish.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but Weegee in a fit of rage and depression decided to attack you with his lawnmower.

I wish I had epic lawnmowing skills like Weegee.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted. Unfortunately, your inventory is full so you cannot carry a book titled How To Mow Like Weegee.

I wish for file decompression.
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted you asked for it.

I wish for a new song to appear that makes people feel really good.
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[deleted user]
Granted, but then WeegeevsWeegee mapped it.

I wish for a third Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
Kestrel11
27 posts
Joined August 2009
Kestrel11
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Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but it only works when you make stuff fall on you

I wish Gifted Gamer would say hello to everyone as WvW again



I love you, man.
Wizard Of Orz
965 posts
Joined May 2008
Wizard Of Orz
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but he is soon banned. Then the sun explodes for no reason killing everyone on planet Earth.

I wish that I had a better sense of humor.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it's better......... by the slightest, tiniest difference.

I wish that I found a proxy which server's located less than 50 km away from me.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, it's a dead server

I wish weegee sucked more
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted. He sucks you more.

I wish for LZ77 and LZ78 help.
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
Granted, but it's in latin.

I wish for Metroid x SFG hentai.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Granted, but soon life gets so boring time freezes. No, you cannot move around and do a whole bunch of crazy shit.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.
Kestrel11
27 posts
Joined August 2009
Kestrel11
Granted, but now you have tests in all your classes.

I wish for people to stop annoying me.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, they infuriate you now. And seeing you as the furious chemist, I think that may make things worse for you.

I wish that this week would pass by faster. Like ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! DoubleTime.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but the next week is in half time.

I wish pizza didn't fill me up so fast.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, you eat too much and get constipation.

I wish for LISDGA.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
LISDGA ASFMKLSFDJVJRDUILGNOIIWOGNPBUVVLGNRWUIGIEGNBORMKWEVNFDLKJIMVK etc etc

I wish that my school would stop constantly being too easy then spamming homework at me.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted, now it's hard and they still throw heaps of homework at you.

I wish time would stop.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, enjoy an eternity in limbo.

I wish every human would die.
Torran
724 posts
Joined November 2008
Torran
Granted, all humans are now dogs.

I wish for you.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted *pelvic thrust* OOOO YAH

I wish for an unstoppable, failsafe doomsday-weapon which has no weak-spot and cannot be countered by anything and which when triggered destroys the entire universe.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted. It destroys the universe.

I wish I wasn't so bitter at times
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you're sour.

I wish for :)
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara
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Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted, you're dumped in a sea of coke.

However you're dumped in there with cement boots, so you're dragged to the bottom of the coke sea where you drown.

I wish for my SB in this to get finished.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you get banned for advertising your map on a serious thread.

I wish that I could sleep at night.
qlum
481 posts
Joined October 2008
qlum
granted but you can't wakeup


I don't want this topic to move to page 2 jet
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it already happened.

I wish that JarJarJacob stayed a zombie.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Granted but he eats your massive brains.

I wish... I could make a wish. A real one. That came true with no repercussions and stuff.
Neo@lex
1,345 posts
Here since the beginning
Neo@lex
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, the outrage of widespread availability to internet porn and copyright violations kill the internet forever.

I wish I had an easily corruptible wish.
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