stop being fat and a nerd and then see the doctor.


you'll solve three problems at once, fucking win/win situation.

UnderminE wrote:

mou ikkai kocchimuite

Oh no.

UnderminE wrote:

mou ikkai

OH NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN

Static Noise Bird wrote:

wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)

either way, you're welcome

FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3

Tanzklaue wrote:

b-but the only doctor who is in reach is an incredible douchebag, if you aren't a handball player (he was once affiliated with the national team I believe), a sportsplayer overall or have something ridiculously complicated (like super complicated fractures), then he will look down at you with spite and he won't do his job properly.

I am a fat nerd and I'm awkward around people, if I can avoid a confrontation with that ass I will gladly do that.

stop being fat,nerd and yell at that fucking doctor,fucking tell him to do his job properly

if you're a dude and cant do that then i suggest you to do a genital surgery

cool misogyny bro

Dammit Tanz, stop being a pussy and grow some balls. Otherwise you might as well lose them (physically).

As you are, you're no better than a woman; you'd fail to represent the pinnacle of white cis male privilege. I might as well just marry you right now and start oppressing you until you can bear my seed if you can't even approach a fellow male privilege for the sake of healing your own goddamn injuries.

dNextGen wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)

either way, you're welcome

FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3

what are you implying

FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good

sleepiness can kill

And so does this video

Mr Color wrote:

OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN

GODAMMIT U INFECTDED ME EMEMDSAOCSCO

dNextGen wrote:

FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good

FSOL is my alltime favourite band FYI motherfucker

FSOL sucks (what is FSOL?)

no (also reply 777)

So like, I'm doing my homework right, and I feel like I want to go outside instead of sitting in a chair all day, so I walk out the back and I notice that there's a bike next to my mother's plants. I recalled a few days ago where I was walking and I saw my brother on a bike.

The funny thing is, we don't own a bike.

.

silmarilen wrote:

you're a nigger, you own all the bikes in the world

dont forget chicken

don't forget basketballs
don't forget watermelon

i broke osu

silmarilen wrote:

i broke osu

just admit that you suck
what happened?

dunno, at the start of the map my screen flashed black and then everything exploded

I'd like to congratulate Gou Matsuoka on her acceptance into the CDFA Waifu Club

Her high marks in datassery waifu qualities have made her a fine addition to this ever growing team.

Saber is the one true waifu

Brian OA wrote:

Saber is the one true waifu

>Having one waifu
>2013

>polygamy
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts

Brian OA wrote:

>polygamy
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts

M-M-My waifus aren't sluts! D: They just all think I'm super kawaii!~

>implying he even cares

bu,per pls

It's pretty bad to have multiple waifus.

I'm have like
the worst luck when posting.

You're have like
the worst English when posting

fuck im cri
sry

Hi I'm back

refer to OP

So hey, I decide to draw muh waifu in some sexy lingerie because yeah

I ask my brother to check my sketch for any mistakes. He calls me a pervert and tells everybody I was drawing porn.

I ask some Skype drones to check for any mistakes. They ask me why isn't she naked.

Where the hell is the middle ground here

Send it to me, baby.

h-hello, waifu >///////<

I have returned from the amazing convention adventures

I'll post it when I'm done

i think having wings would be pretty neat

dumping it anyway

11/10

Brian OA wrote:

dumping it anyway

tits not big enough

why can't they wear clothes

i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.

GladiOol wrote:

why can't they wear clothes

i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.

this is what I say to everyone

and everyone is like

"It's ok they don't exist"

I may be a pervert, but I am a pervert with morals.

CDFA wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

why can't they wear clothes

i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.

this is what I say to everyone

and everyone is like

"It's ok they don't exist"

I may be a pervert, but I am a pervert with morals.

lold

wow, I never thought 'pervert' and 'morals' can fit right into one sentence

sex isn't immoral

just putting that out there

*cough* fundamentalists

sexualizing children is just wrong though, whether they actually exist or not doesn't matter

It's not that sex is immoral in itself, it's just that perverts are. The very word stems from "perversion" which means letting things get out of hand or out of the right track.

Even if it's not immoral it's still pretty fucking weird.

"sex isn't immortal"

this is my 486th forum post

the bike

it's still out there

Hika wrote:

the bike

it's still out there

pretend to not see it. then you can't be accounted for anything.

That's a very nicely drawn picture, GJ

South wrote:

this is my 486th forum post

i cant say how many i've made anymore because the last neither funny nor interesting getting wastelanded made me lose almost 1k posts

same

but half less

how can i have 4k posts in this site

dNextGen wrote:

how can i have 4k posts in this site

because you are a weeaboo faggot

From where the hell do I get these spam e-mails?

Gotta get that mango.

did you know black people don't like coconuts

ask kanye he knows

Damn, I forgot SC2 is actually fun to watch.

silmarilen wrote:

i cant say how many i've made anymore because the last neither funny nor interesting getting wastelanded made me lose almost 1k posts

Fuk that shit... u forget the original one too///

and the one after that, this is the 4th already

Holy fuck, this dream.


I start out in a movie theatre at the bottom of my town (which doesn't exist). There's a pretty lady at the counter, and we seem to be on friendly terms.

She looks a lot like Kristen Ritter.

So I ask her for a burger, and she gives me this tiny, tiny thing- The burger patty was about twice as big as your thumbnail. So, naturally, I start complaining to her: "Why are the burgers here so small? You know, the burgers at McDonald's are way bigger, like that guy's" (pointing to a guy's steak meal). An old lady says that you wouldn't be able to cut a circle out of his steak thing to a decent size, but I explain how it's still a good enough example.

Then the steak eater guy says something like "Do you know why a burger sizzles like that when they cook it?" and I say "It's because of the fat." Then I go back to the girl at the counter (we're both smiling, happy at this point) and say "See, the the thing is that people come here expecting a McDonald's burger- that's how they get ya to buy one, and so you can't really say how the customer gets ripped off!" We start joking around about it, then I leave without watching a movie.

So I exit the movie theater. TELEPORT

I'm at my house, leaving to go to... the movie theater. My cat follows me out, and I stroke her and start going down- but my cat's following me for ages.
Along the way, I've worked out that I'm in a dream, and I'm testing my body for super powers. Trying to fly, jump high, shoot web from my hands, but none of it works. I feel like I'm "losing my grip" on the dream and waking up, but I manage to slip back into it somehow.

Eventually, when I'm nearly there, I decide to pick up my cat and take her home. She runs under a (parked) car though, so I walk away a bit to try and lure her out. Then my sister shows up, and we start talking, and at some point I say: "Do you think that this is a dream?". It feels really awkward to say it to her, but she starts saying how you couldn't really tell. But of course, I could tell.
I manage to catch my cat and start going back home again- there are some stairs up to the street, so I decide to simply jump up them, and it works! I felt proud.

When I got home, I saw a discussion on the osu! forums. Kanye West was replying to a very old post of mine, which was really weird so I can't type it out, but it looked like a screenshot of me asking him a question on ask.fm saying stuff like:
"1. Ñ does NOT equal TO, but can become Á". Stuff like that. He replied with a joke, then I saw people discussing a dream (in a "dream thread", presumably?). Agnes was being cute, calling me a nickname similar, but not quite the same to the usual "vipper-san".



Then I woke up, and posted it all here. MY FIRST LUCID DREAM, WOO!

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Holy fuck, this dream.

<dream>

Then I woke up, and posted it all here. MY FIRST LUCID DREAM, WOO!

i've never been able to dream lucidly but it always sounds so amazing the way people describe it when they do it for the first time

also many say that they start to feel like they're waking up once they're in control, like you did

amazing

Man, the only thing I get is sleep paralysis, every single fucking time I nap

I fking quit everytime i get slider break on accuaracy like this that is not easy to fkin repeat for fk's sake

my god..... i wanst the only one

Jinxy wrote:

Man, the only thing I get is sleep paralysis, every single fucking time I nap

Oh my, I remember when I used to have sleep paralysis every night in April. It used to get so bad that after I could move out of paralysis, I'd be too scared to close my eyes because I'd be dreaming lucidly with my eyes open.

Paralysis got so bad that I had to have someone stay on the phone with me nightly because the loneliness made it worse. Eventually, we found out it was because I was stressed about school so I had to start thinking positive before I slept else I'd have more sleep paralysis.

I haven't really had sleep paralysis since school though, so think positive!

Aqo wrote:

https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/147539

ZzzBlackLight wrote:

Question about mecha-keyboards.

mecha-keyboards

Wow somehow every other Pacific Rim mech had a better design than that

When i first heard of Pacific rim

the first thing that came to my mind was Rei sen warplanes


Damn......

I hate people who go 80 on a 100 km/h road ~.~

i hate people who go 30 km/h on the road even more

Yeh it are mostly old people who're afraid to drive at the speed limit

[drivingkoon intensifies]

you must hate me because i go 90~100 km/h on highways.... and 70~80 on normal roads

Dont forget that im 9 years old :3

wow one of the better levels on marina world

I should mention that I wasn't even trying to do it- it just happened. Maybe it's because of stress or somethin', I dunno, but it was pretty awesome.

Now I want another one so I can really try flying again. Jumping high once was kinda cool I guess, but the possibilities...!

i dont recall making this thread t/147565

Wojjanus did that as punishment for you not pm'ing snb

wow,he went through all that because i posted that in a thread

mods are such a nazey faggot

dNextGen wrote:

wow,he went through all that because i posted that in a thread

mods are such a nazey faggot

dng stop being so meanypantsu to the mods

you mean to mods too gladi

arent you taken down from the bat position because you're being mean to a mod <3

ouch that even hurt me

dNextGen wrote:

you mean to mods too gladi

arent you taken down from the bat position because you're being mean to a mod <3

i was never even a bat you dingus.

i did get removed from MAT for silencing myself : ~ D

i forgot sry,i never sent you a single message since like 2011 <3

o rite we should talk in PM,otherwise a filthy creature might make a thread started by me containing this post and stuff

i once made a thread in the dutch forums under peppy's nick.

then again, i made threads/posts under other people their nicks on a daily basis there. i can't believe they gave me the rights to do such things to begin with. osu! has a lot of silly people.

oh that was what Vipper was referring to

-insult removed because not looking for mutes-

Gladi never used MY nick ;A;

#FeelinUnspecial

TIL; you can skin the volume thing.

Aqo wrote:

wtf am I doing with my life don't even know at this point

why

After getting back I keep forgetting about the forums

then dont go away

Sorry sil I had a con to go to