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big up statik nigger bird for showing me this
i feel like living in post-apocalypse era under Hitler's leadership whenever i listen to this
i feel like living in post-apocalypse era under Hitler's leadership whenever i listen to this
wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)
either way, you're welcome
either way, you're welcome
b-but the only doctor who is in reach is an incredible douchebag, if you aren't a handball player (he was once affiliated with the national team I believe), a sportsplayer overall or have something ridiculously complicated (like super complicated fractures), then he will look down at you with spite and he won't do his job properly.Kanye West wrote:
if it still hurtsTanzklaue wrote:
so today I decided to play football with my younger siblings since i had nothing better to do.
10 minutes in, I twisted my knee in ways it shouldn't be twisted because I slipped on mud. like, the one time I decide to do sports it bites back.
it still hurts like shit, I hope it's nothing serious.
see a fucking doctor thanks
I am a fat nerd and I'm awkward around people, if I can avoid a confrontation with that ass I will gladly do that.
stop being fat and a nerd and then see the doctor.
you'll solve three problems at once, fucking win/win situation.
you'll solve three problems at once, fucking win/win situation.
Oh no.UnderminE wrote:
mou ikkai kocchimuite
OH NO.UnderminE wrote:
mou ikkai
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN
FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3Static Noise Bird wrote:
wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)
either way, you're welcome
stop being fat,nerd and yell at that fucking doctor,fucking tell him to do his job properlyTanzklaue wrote:
b-but the only doctor who is in reach is an incredible douchebag, if you aren't a handball player (he was once affiliated with the national team I believe), a sportsplayer overall or have something ridiculously complicated (like super complicated fractures), then he will look down at you with spite and he won't do his job properly.
I am a fat nerd and I'm awkward around people, if I can avoid a confrontation with that ass I will gladly do that.
if you're a dude and cant do that then i suggest you to do a genital surgery
cool misogyny bro
Dammit Tanz, stop being a pussy and grow some balls. Otherwise you might as well lose them (physically).
As you are, you're no better than a woman; you'd fail to represent the pinnacle of white cis male privilege. I might as well just marry you right now and start oppressing you until you can bear my seed if you can't even approach a fellow male privilege for the sake of healing your own goddamn injuries.
As you are, you're no better than a woman; you'd fail to represent the pinnacle of white cis male privilege. I might as well just marry you right now and start oppressing you until you can bear my seed if you can't even approach a fellow male privilege for the sake of healing your own goddamn injuries.
what are you implyingdNextGen wrote:
FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3Static Noise Bird wrote:
wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)
either way, you're welcome
FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good
sleepiness can kill
And so does this video
And so does this video
GODAMMIT U INFECTDED ME EMEMDSAOCSCOMr Color wrote:
OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN
Brian OA wrote:
I might as well just marry you right now
♥
FSOL is my alltime favourite band FYI motherfuckerdNextGen wrote:
FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good
FSOL sucks (what is FSOL?)
no (also reply 777)
So like, I'm doing my homework right, and I feel like I want to go outside instead of sitting in a chair all day, so I walk out the back and I notice that there's a bike next to my mother's plants. I recalled a few days ago where I was walking and I saw my brother on a bike.
The funny thing is, we don't own a bike.
The funny thing is, we don't own a bike.
dont forget chickensilmarilen wrote:
you're a nigger, you own all the bikes in the world
don't forget basketballs
don't forget watermelon
don't forget watermelon
i broke osu
silmarilen wrote:
i broke osu
what happened?
dunno, at the start of the map my screen flashed black and then everything exploded
Shohei Ohtani
>polygamy
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts
Shohei Ohtani
bu,per pls
It's pretty bad to have multiple waifus.
You're have like
the worst English when posting
the worst English when posting
Hi I'm back
refer to OP
So hey, I decide to draw muh waifu in some sexy lingerie because yeah
I ask my brother to check my sketch for any mistakes. He calls me a pervert and tells everybody I was drawing porn.
I ask some Skype drones to check for any mistakes. They ask me why isn't she naked.
Where the hell is the middle ground here
So hey, I decide to draw muh waifu in some sexy lingerie because yeah
I ask my brother to check my sketch for any mistakes. He calls me a pervert and tells everybody I was drawing porn.
I ask some Skype drones to check for any mistakes. They ask me why isn't she naked.
Where the hell is the middle ground here
Send it to me, baby.
DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
Send it to me, baby.
h-hello, waifu >///////<
I have returned from the amazing convention adventures
The bone of my sword was never harder.
11/10
tits not big enoughBrian OA wrote:
dumping it anyway
why can't they wear clothes
i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.
i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.
Shohei Ohtani
loldCDFA wrote:
this is what I say to everyoneGladiOol wrote:
why can't they wear clothes
i mean, they look like they are 12, it's just disturbing to say the least.
and everyone is like
"It's ok they don't exist"
I may be a pervert, but I am a pervert with morals.
wow, I never thought 'pervert' and 'morals' can fit right into one sentence
sex isn't immoral
just putting that out there
*cough* fundamentalists
sexualizing children is just wrong though, whether they actually exist or not doesn't matter
just putting that out there
*cough* fundamentalists
sexualizing children is just wrong though, whether they actually exist or not doesn't matter
It's not that sex is immoral in itself, it's just that perverts are. The very word stems from "perversion" which means letting things get out of hand or out of the right track.
Even if it's not immoral it's still pretty fucking weird.
Even if it's not immoral it's still pretty fucking weird.
"sex isn't immortal"
the bike
it's still out there
it's still out there
pretend to not see it. then you can't be accounted for anything.Hika wrote:
the bike
it's still out there
That's a very nicely drawn picture, GJ
i cant say how many i've made anymore because the last neither funny nor interesting getting wastelanded made me lose almost 1k postsSouth wrote:
this is my 486th forum post
same
but half less
but half less
how can i have 4k posts in this site
because you are a weeaboo faggotdNextGen wrote:
how can i have 4k posts in this site
From where the hell do I get these spam e-mails?
Gotta get that mango.
did you know black people don't like coconuts
ask kanye he knows
ask kanye he knows
Damn, I forgot SC2 is actually fun to watch.
Fuk that shit... u forget the original one too///silmarilen wrote:
i cant say how many i've made anymore because the last neither funny nor interesting getting wastelanded made me lose almost 1k posts
and the one after that, this is the 4th already
Oh no music
Holy fuck, this dream.
I start out in a movie theatre at the bottom of my town (which doesn't exist). There's a pretty lady at the counter, and we seem to be on friendly terms.
She looks a lot like Kristen Ritter.
So I ask her for a burger, and she gives me this tiny, tiny thing- The burger patty was about twice as big as your thumbnail. So, naturally, I start complaining to her: "Why are the burgers here so small? You know, the burgers at McDonald's are way bigger, like that guy's" (pointing to a guy's steak meal). An old lady says that you wouldn't be able to cut a circle out of his steak thing to a decent size, but I explain how it's still a good enough example.
Then the steak eater guy says something like "Do you know why a burger sizzles like that when they cook it?" and I say "It's because of the fat." Then I go back to the girl at the counter (we're both smiling, happy at this point) and say "See, the the thing is that people come here expecting a McDonald's burger- that's how they get ya to buy one, and so you can't really say how the customer gets ripped off!" We start joking around about it, then I leave without watching a movie.
So I exit the movie theater. TELEPORT
I'm at my house, leaving to go to... the movie theater. My cat follows me out, and I stroke her and start going down- but my cat's following me for ages.
Along the way, I've worked out that I'm in a dream, and I'm testing my body for super powers. Trying to fly, jump high, shoot web from my hands, but none of it works. I feel like I'm "losing my grip" on the dream and waking up, but I manage to slip back into it somehow.
Eventually, when I'm nearly there, I decide to pick up my cat and take her home. She runs under a (parked) car though, so I walk away a bit to try and lure her out. Then my sister shows up, and we start talking, and at some point I say: "Do you think that this is a dream?". It feels really awkward to say it to her, but she starts saying how you couldn't really tell. But of course, I could tell.
I manage to catch my cat and start going back home again- there are some stairs up to the street, so I decide to simply jump up them, and it works! I felt proud.
When I got home, I saw a discussion on the osu! forums. Kanye West was replying to a very old post of mine, which was really weird so I can't type it out, but it looked like a screenshot of me asking him a question on ask.fm saying stuff like:
"1. Ñ does NOT equal TO, but can become Á". Stuff like that. He replied with a joke, then I saw people discussing a dream (in a "dream thread", presumably?). Agnes was being cute, calling me a nickname similar, but not quite the same to the usual "vipper-san".
Then I woke up, and posted it all here. MY FIRST LUCID DREAM, WOO!
I start out in a movie theatre at the bottom of my town (which doesn't exist). There's a pretty lady at the counter, and we seem to be on friendly terms.
She looks a lot like Kristen Ritter.
So I ask her for a burger, and she gives me this tiny, tiny thing- The burger patty was about twice as big as your thumbnail. So, naturally, I start complaining to her: "Why are the burgers here so small? You know, the burgers at McDonald's are way bigger, like that guy's" (pointing to a guy's steak meal). An old lady says that you wouldn't be able to cut a circle out of his steak thing to a decent size, but I explain how it's still a good enough example.
Then the steak eater guy says something like "Do you know why a burger sizzles like that when they cook it?" and I say "It's because of the fat." Then I go back to the girl at the counter (we're both smiling, happy at this point) and say "See, the the thing is that people come here expecting a McDonald's burger- that's how they get ya to buy one, and so you can't really say how the customer gets ripped off!" We start joking around about it, then I leave without watching a movie.
So I exit the movie theater. TELEPORT
I'm at my house, leaving to go to... the movie theater. My cat follows me out, and I stroke her and start going down- but my cat's following me for ages.
Along the way, I've worked out that I'm in a dream, and I'm testing my body for super powers. Trying to fly, jump high, shoot web from my hands, but none of it works. I feel like I'm "losing my grip" on the dream and waking up, but I manage to slip back into it somehow.
Eventually, when I'm nearly there, I decide to pick up my cat and take her home. She runs under a (parked) car though, so I walk away a bit to try and lure her out. Then my sister shows up, and we start talking, and at some point I say: "Do you think that this is a dream?". It feels really awkward to say it to her, but she starts saying how you couldn't really tell. But of course, I could tell.
I manage to catch my cat and start going back home again- there are some stairs up to the street, so I decide to simply jump up them, and it works! I felt proud.
When I got home, I saw a discussion on the osu! forums. Kanye West was replying to a very old post of mine, which was really weird so I can't type it out, but it looked like a screenshot of me asking him a question on ask.fm saying stuff like:
"1. Ñ does NOT equal TO, but can become Á". Stuff like that. He replied with a joke, then I saw people discussing a dream (in a "dream thread", presumably?). Agnes was being cute, calling me a nickname similar, but not quite the same to the usual "vipper-san".
Then I woke up, and posted it all here. MY FIRST LUCID DREAM, WOO!
i've never been able to dream lucidly but it always sounds so amazing the way people describe it when they do it for the first timeDaddyCoolVipper wrote:
Holy fuck, this dream.
<dream>
Then I woke up, and posted it all here. MY FIRST LUCID DREAM, WOO!
also many say that they start to feel like they're waking up once they're in control, like you did
amazing
Man, the only thing I get is sleep paralysis, every single fucking time I nap
I fking quit everytime i get slider break on accuaracy like this that is not easy to fkin repeat for fk's sake
my god..... i wanst the only one
Oh my, I remember when I used to have sleep paralysis every night in April. It used to get so bad that after I could move out of paralysis, I'd be too scared to close my eyes because I'd be dreaming lucidly with my eyes open.Jinxy wrote:
Man, the only thing I get is sleep paralysis, every single fucking time I nap
Paralysis got so bad that I had to have someone stay on the phone with me nightly because the loneliness made it worse. Eventually, we found out it was because I was stressed about school so I had to start thinking positive before I slept else I'd have more sleep paralysis.
I haven't really had sleep paralysis since school though, so think positive!
Aqo wrote:
https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/147539mecha-keyboardsZzzBlackLight wrote:
Question about mecha-keyboards.
Wow somehow every other Pacific Rim mech had a better design than that
When i first heard of Pacific rim
the first thing that came to my mind was Rei sen warplanes
Damn......
the first thing that came to my mind was Rei sen warplanes
Damn......
I hate people who go 80 on a 100 km/h road ~.~
i hate people who go 30 km/h on the road even more
Yeh it are mostly old people who're afraid to drive at the speed limit
[drivingkoon intensifies]
you must hate me because i go 90~100 km/h on highways.... and 70~80 on normal roads
Dont forget that im 9 years old :3
Dont forget that im 9 years old :3
wow one of the better levels on marina world
I should mention that I wasn't even trying to do it- it just happened. Maybe it's because of stress or somethin', I dunno, but it was pretty awesome.
Now I want another one so I can really try flying again. Jumping high once was kinda cool I guess, but the possibilities...!
Now I want another one so I can really try flying again. Jumping high once was kinda cool I guess, but the possibilities...!
Wojjanus did that as punishment for you not pm'ing snb
wow,he went through all that because i posted that in a thread
mods are such a nazey faggot
mods are such a nazey faggot
dng stop being so meanypantsu to the modsdNextGen wrote:
wow,he went through all that because i posted that in a thread
mods are such a nazey faggot
you mean to mods too gladi
arent you taken down from the bat position because you're being mean to a mod <3
arent you taken down from the bat position because you're being mean to a mod <3
ouch that even hurt me
i was never even a bat you dingus.dNextGen wrote:
you mean to mods too gladi
arent you taken down from the bat position because you're being mean to a mod <3
i did get removed from MAT for silencing myself : ~ D
i forgot sry,i never sent you a single message since like 2011 <3
o rite we should talk in PM,otherwise a filthy creature might make a thread started by me containing this post and stuff
o rite we should talk in PM,otherwise a filthy creature might make a thread started by me containing this post and stuff
i once made a thread in the dutch forums under peppy's nick.
then again, i made threads/posts under other people their nicks on a daily basis there. i can't believe they gave me the rights to do such things to begin with. osu! has a lot of silly people.
then again, i made threads/posts under other people their nicks on a daily basis there. i can't believe they gave me the rights to do such things to begin with. osu! has a lot of silly people.
oh that was what Vipper was referring to
-insult removed because not looking for mutes-
-insult removed because not looking for mutes-
wtf am I doing with my life don't even know at this point