<3Dark_Ai wrote:
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Please, shut up. seriously shut upLally wrote:
people that laugh about Some funny shit.
... ha ha ha XD
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lol'd hardAoriki wrote:
Oh...my...gawd I lol'd.Kanye West wrote:
Someguy on a wiki wrote:
Reasons it Rokks to be an Ork
1. We'z da biggest an' da strongest.
2. We'z made fer fightin' an' winnin'.
3. We'z got more boyz dan anyone else.(or at least on par with the Tyranids).*THUMP* SHADDAP YOUZ!! WEZ GOTS MOAH BOYZ DAN DEM STOOPID BUG FINGS!!!!
4. All an ork eva wantz to do fo'eva iz to keep fightin', winnin', an' lootin'.
5. We'z already know everythin' wotz worth learnin'.
6. We'z da second least grimdark race in da galaxy. (First place goes to the Tau) BUT DA BEZT GREENDARK hur hur hur!
7. Da painboyz can fix ya up right'n proppa, even if yer bloody 'ead'z chopped off.
8. We'z got da shiniest bitz, or we'z 'bout to krump da git dat does.
9. The longa ya fite, the bigga and stronga ya get.
10. Teef's legal tenda. Punchin' sum git in da face getz youz a day'z meal.
11. If da mekboy can finks it, he can build it.
12. An' if he sayz it workz, he's roight.(probably).SHUT YA BLUDY MOUFF BEFER I REEMOOV IT YA GIT! YA DUNNO NUFFIN' 'BOUT HOW US ORKZ'Z TEKNOWLOGEE WURKZ! DIS IS JEST ABOUT DA WORS' BLUDY 'UMIE INFESTASHUN I EVER SEEN!!!
13. We'z da orkz an' dey iz not.
14. Dem 'umiez and marine boyz screamin' "FER DA EMPRER", an dem spikey boys yellin' "BLOOD FO' DA BLOOD GOD!" is nothin' kompared to "WAAAAAAAAAGH!"
15. Da red wunz will alwayz go fasta.
16. Purple iz da sneekiest colah.
17. Yello' iz da 'splodiest colah.
18. Blu iz da lukiest colah.
19. Green iz da orkiest colah.
20. I haz a hole in me chest an' a choppa stuck to me leg? Didn' notice it while I wuz krumpin dem spiky boyz.
21. Unlike dem 'umiez, greyskins, an' panzees, anyone can be a warboss usin' nofin' more den a choppa an' a litl bit o' dakka.
22. Even if all da boyz get krump'd, we'z still win. Da only way da gits can zog us off is by dakkain' da 'ole bludy planet.
23. You'z can trade in yer dakka fer moah choppa, or vice versah, and you iz still Orky enuff.
24.You haven't had a new codex since 4th edition. And it's still dead 'ard.We'z got wun o' dem new kodekz thingy boyz! And now we'z 'ardah an' killiah den evah!
25. you'z kan build an army of serial bawkses an' duk' tape an' maybe a bit o' spikez an' bitz and still look reel smart an' orky
26. rolling a double six with Shokk Attack Gun
27. Some Git shootz 90% of Your squad, but the Nob smackz one boy on the 'ead and everybody iz doing good
28. You'z kan talk legally like a retard
29. giving the boyz a frying pan on the 'ead and a fender on the shoulda makes dem 'arder
30. putting them in a fridge makez dem mega'ard
31. You'z kan use every armiez gunz, but none kan use Yourz
32. You WILL die of laughing if You play orkz
33. Lastly, an' most importantly, da mane reezun it rokkz ta be an Ork iz dis:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!