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mathexpert

Joined March 2011

mathexpert 2012-01-21T07:38:06+00:00

Yeah, some of kurogane's posts are really funny xP

moar quotes:

"The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it."
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

"Why do women have butts on their chests?"
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

(Onizuka's penis is bit by a snake)
"Someone. Suck the poison out!...Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"
-Onizuka Eikichi (Great Teacher Onizuka)

"If i get reincarnated.... i wanna become a clam"
-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

ShiizuoXx

18 posts

Joined August 2011

ShiizuoXx 2012-01-22T03:18:14+00:00

x__x lol?

ampzz

ampzz 2012-01-23T04:25:45+00:00

Manga chapter quote but I don't care this is hilarious.

SYSEN

319 posts

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SYSEN 2012-01-23T06:16:37+00:00

flat

Rantai

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Rantai 2012-01-23T07:23:11+00:00

mathexpert9981 wrote:
Nadeko

You, sir, are a champion.

Always lurking.

Sander-Don

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Sander-Don 2012-01-26T23:11:37+00:00

DeletedUser_1279693

DeletedUser_1279693 2012-01-26T23:40:47+00:00

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those

3,135 posts

Joined November 2010

those 2012-01-27T00:23:06+00:00

ampzz wrote:
Manga chapter quote but I don't care this is hilarious.

http://puu.sh/eitV

Source?

Feel free to contact me at those[at]ppy[dot]sh for any questions regarding the game!

Dieathan

401 posts

Joined October 2009

Dieathan 2012-01-29T10:05:08+00:00

Sander-Don wrote:

I hope he's talking about his weapon and not a sausage.

Gaba

900 posts

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Gaba 2012-02-02T04:04:16+00:00

those wrote:
ampzz wrote:
Manga chapter quote but I don't care this is hilarious.

http://puu.sh/eitV
Source?

Fujimura-kun Meitsu

Drexel13

1,263 posts

Joined October 2011

Drexel13 2012-02-02T19:31:42+00:00

Keima: I can see the Ending!
From Kami nomi zo shiru sekai

halo..

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-02-04T22:10:14+00:00

Gaba

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Gaba 2012-02-15T04:13:30+00:00

Manga quote

Teras

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Teras 2012-02-15T09:24:27+00:00

Yes.

Dedicated hidden user

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Fabi

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Fabi 2012-02-16T14:54:29+00:00

"Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

Unblessed_old

2 posts

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Unblessed_old 2012-02-25T10:33:37+00:00

Live and Grab the future in front of you! ~Erza Scarlet Hahah...gotta think of a funny one

)

"To have your wish granted,another wish is to be denied."

vizzy

671 posts

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vizzy 2012-02-28T20:36:07+00:00

Anything that Lelouch Lamperouge says.

Kotaro

316 posts

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Kotaro 2012-03-02T19:51:21+00:00

~~well real life sucks for me tho~~
from TWGOK

Kotaro

316 posts

Joined April 2011

Kotaro 2012-03-02T19:51:58+00:00

wait that one is not a fansub =w= it's an anime quote^

SereneMidnight_old

11 posts

Joined November 2011

SereneMidnight_old 2012-03-04T19:37:16+00:00

Speaking of fansubs, I spotted one of something that said something along the lines of: "This is the police! Come out with your pants down!"

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Symphoniax

46 posts

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Symphoniax 2012-03-07T13:05:24+00:00

Vext wrote:

Also

this. LOL

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-03-10T03:11:16+00:00

oh, commie.

ychao

493 posts

Joined August 2010

ychao 2012-03-10T03:37:54+00:00

Why?!

Crap!

That lucky (or unlucky?) bastard.

Verdisphena

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Verdisphena 2012-03-10T05:52:51+00:00

SPOILER

❝ It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it.
— But It’s Not a Matter of Deserving (#53: January 11, 2014)

-Athena-

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-Athena- 2012-03-10T06:35:49+00:00

urusai urusai urusai!
baka baka baka!
(runs

Crimmi

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Crimmi 2012-03-10T06:51:49+00:00

She's really THAT FAT?

Awkward randomness..

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Lance

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Topic Starter

Lance 2012-04-08T07:04:14+00:00

Bump from the grave. Upotte!! is pretty much the best thing ever.

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Faust

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Faust 2012-04-08T07:46:16+00:00

Sallad4ever

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Sallad4ever 2012-04-08T08:22:04+00:00

^lol Kagetsu Tohya, I never get that message

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Oreiora

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Oreiora 2012-04-08T12:02:18+00:00

When I think of anime quotes, my brain is filled with Seitokai Yakuindomo...

This segment itself has quite a few funny ones... I can't find this really funny one about Yuzu...

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-04-08T17:29:24+00:00

T.K. from Angel Beats is the king of anime quotes.

Pizzicato

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Pizzicato 2012-04-08T17:44:30+00:00

ayy

Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2012-04-08T19:14:22+00:00

Checkmate

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Faust

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Faust 2012-04-08T19:54:59+00:00

Glad someone remembers that.

10nya

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10nya 2012-04-20T12:59:23+00:00

dis

silmarilen

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silmarilen 2012-04-20T16:31:36+00:00

Magicphoenix wrote:
Checkmate
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which anime is the 2nd picture from?

Pizzicato

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Pizzicato 2012-04-20T16:46:42+00:00

silmarilen wrote:
which anime is the 2nd picture from?

kampfer

ayy

Drexel13

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Drexel13 2012-04-21T06:27:28+00:00

Gianism
o.o

halo..

blissfulyoshi

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blissfulyoshi 2012-04-22T07:14:18+00:00

A little long but I found it hilarious:

part 1

“That ability halves everything in his surroundings. In other words, if the Hakuryukou became serious, the Rias Gremory’s bust will also be halved.”

……

——.

……

Yes? My thoughts soared more they ever had before, and my mind was full of only question marks. (!)

I couldn’t understand. This talk that destroyed my worldview from its entire base. I completely could not understand it. However, an extraordinary fury arising from the bottom suddenly ruled my entire body.

Breasts will be halved.

Buchou’s breasts will be halved.

I moved my head mechanically and turned my gaze towards Buchou. After Buchou saw my expression, she just shuddered just a little in fear. Yeah, Buchou’s breasts. Those fantastic breast. The breasts I love.

My everything. My world. My—. They’ll be halved…? Buchou’s breasts?

……

“Don’t”

Yeah. I’ve decided.

“Don’t fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”

I’ll kill Vali—. I’ll absolutely kill Vali—!

part 2

Kuh! Just imagining it makes me shudder! It’s an unforgivable act even for God to halve those fantastic breasts! I caught up with Vali who was moving at the speed of light with no trouble.

“This is for Buchou’s breasts!”

A hit to Vali’s abdomen with my right fist! In my mind, Buchou’s breasts shook!

[Divide!!]

At the same time I activated the Hakuryukou power I had just transplanted and felt the aura covering Vali decrease sharply.

“Guha!”

Vali spat out bile from his mouth! I continued attacking like that without interference!

“This is for Akeno-san’s breasts!”

A hit to the face! Alright! I completely broke his helmet! In my mind, Akeno-san’s breasts bounced!

“This is for Asia’s still growing breasts!”

The jets on his back from which his wings of light originated were destroyed! In my mind, Asia’s breasts grew!

“This is for Zenovia’s breasts!”

I vigorously kicked him high in the air! In my mind, Zenovia’s breasts were pleased!

“Finally! This is for Koneko-chan’s breasts that would disappear if they were halveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”

I tackled him with extreme speed! In my mind, Koneko-chan’s breasts cried!

“Gahah!”

Vali vomited blood from my extreme tackle. Yeah, serves you right!

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New Queue: ~~https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/t/137990~~ (closed for the time being)

Elfuun_old

276 posts

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Elfuun_old 2012-05-16T11:48:41+00:00

El psy congroo!

Toki Hakurei

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Toki Hakurei 2012-05-19T10:05:01+00:00

Yeah righ-*head explodes*.

Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2012-09-01T14:55:12+00:00

Necro

Oh look. Another new version of that

skywind08

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skywind08 2012-09-01T20:57:33+00:00

Lance

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Topic Starter

Lance 2012-09-02T02:26:45+00:00

Dat necro.

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CristopherDLC

33 posts

Joined June 2012

CristopherDLC 2012-09-02T04:00:08+00:00

"Kawaii is ultimate."

-Oda Raika

-Kirika-

223 posts

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-Kirika- 2012-09-02T06:00:27+00:00

"I'll curse you!"

SPOILER

-Fear Kubrick

"What an economical game! Chapter 1 as the Final Chapter!" -Mao, Disgaea 3

Vish024

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Vish024 2012-09-04T04:18:01+00:00

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Show me a perfect community and I'll show you a pig that can fly.

DerekMcD

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Joined February 2009

DerekMcD 2012-09-10T04:20:52+00:00

Kyosuke: "Eroge is my soul" from he fansubs.

Oh Kyosuke, eroge is my soul too and so as everyone on here.

Net-Nue

340 posts

Joined January 2012

Net-Nue 2012-09-10T10:36:53+00:00

Koro McAlpine wrote:
Kyosuke: "Eroge is my soul" from he fansubs.

Oh Kyosuke, eroge is my soul too and so as everyone on here.

legit

Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2012-09-23T18:59:35+00:00

yeaaaaah right, because fuck the logic

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-09-23T19:56:00+00:00

Suzu_old_1

267 posts

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Suzu_old_1 2012-09-28T12:31:19+00:00

A little bit S & M ;D ?

<3

hinamizawan

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Joined May 2010

hinamizawan 2012-09-28T15:27:01+00:00

Kinda embarrassed I put the anime screenshot here, didn't find the VN one, fortunately never watched the anime.

Lance

626 posts

Joined August 2010

Topic Starter

Lance 2012-09-30T01:49:33+00:00

Rika never stops amusing me.

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pielak213

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pielak213 2012-09-30T03:14:05+00:00

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THS

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THS 2012-10-01T13:56:18+00:00

mathexpert9981 wrote:

Suzu_old_1

267 posts

Joined January 2012

Suzu_old_1 2012-10-02T18:16:35+00:00

Fujimura-Kun Meitsu <- Best manga ever x3

Not this shit again

That girl has a nice sleep position xD

Peep :3

<3

mnh48

163 posts

Joined September 2012

mnh48 2012-10-19T09:55:09+00:00

First, I want to apologize because this manga is not in English or Japanese but it's in Malay.
But I'll provide the translations, so, don't worry!!

1st part

From Tsukimisou no Akari (Malay version)
Translations:
Wah~ = Wah~
Apa yang kita nak buat atas katil ni? = What we want to do on this bed?
POMF = POMF

2nd part

From Tsukimisou no Akari (Malay version)
Translations:
Cakaplah awal-awal! = [You should] say it earlier!
Sekarang apa? = Now what [should we do]?
Lagi sekali = [Do that thing] once again
Apa!? = What!?
BUKA TERUS LAH = OPEN IT AH
(and sorry for the red censor..)

MAYBE the translations are not the same as the official English version of the manga, but it's really the translations to the Malay version!

Edit: Images are too suggestive to be allowed.

-=written by Yasuyoshi Yatsuko=- Signature last updated on 23 August 2015, 01:45AM (Malaysia time GMT+8)

Volken Bennet

47 posts

Joined August 2011

Volken Bennet 2012-10-19T12:55:49+00:00

this has nothing to do, but here are my screencaps of my favorite series. [<- Traductor]

SPOILER

I SMELL YOUR BOOBS

SPOILER

I can't concentrate

SPOILER

YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY PORN

SPOILER

...

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LOL, I wanna Sleep

SPOILER

CO-CO-CO-CO-COOMBOO BREAKEEEEEEEEEEERRRR

mnh48

163 posts

Joined September 2012

mnh48 2012-10-19T15:21:14+00:00

Volken Bennet wrote:
this has nothing to do, but here are my screencaps of my favorite series. [<- Traductor]
SPOILER
LOL, I wanna Sleep

LOL.. that one looks like mine..

SPOILER

Also on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448715358508141&l=343f1b45e5
Originally posted in the Malay forum: http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/1847393

NAH。。。

Apabila kamu sudah terlalu mengantuk
Tidurlah walau di mana pun kamu berada!

中文: 如果你真的瞌睡了
不管你在哪里都睡啦！

English: If you're very sleepy
Just sleep no matter where you are!

日本語: あなたは非常に眠くなら
ちょうどどこにいても寝てします！

(Malay is my native language, the Chinese and English translations are correct and translated by me, but IDK whether the Japanese translation is correct or not as I used Google Translator.)

I originally posted the image in the spoiler box in Malay forum discussing about Upholding Malaysian Language (Memartabatkan Bahasa Malaysia) which is available through this link: http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/1847393

-=written by Yasuyoshi Yatsuko=- Signature last updated on 23 August 2015, 01:45AM (Malaysia time GMT+8)

Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2012-10-19T16:00:47+00:00

Google Translator is never correct

mnh48

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mnh48 2012-10-19T16:12:53+00:00

Magicphoenix wrote:
Google Translator is never correct

Not really.. IF you try to use it properly, you actually can get a correct translation..

-=written by Yasuyoshi Yatsuko=- Signature last updated on 23 August 2015, 01:45AM (Malaysia time GMT+8)

UnderminE

osu! Alumni

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UnderminE 2012-10-19T16:26:01+00:00

MuhdNurHidayat wrote:
Not really.. IF you try to use it properly, you actually can get a correct translation..

True.

hovu

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hovu 2012-10-28T17:16:02+00:00

AOTY

edit:removed some stuff

I'm not even kidding this show is awesome

orz

Net-Nue

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Net-Nue 2012-10-29T07:45:50+00:00

an-innocent-mocking-face-with-surprised-in-additional

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Ava

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Ava 2012-10-29T21:45:08+00:00

Volken Bennet wrote:
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LOL, I wanna Sleep

I never saw this before, from what episode?

Net-Nue

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Net-Nue 2012-10-31T02:58:02+00:00

Ava wrote:
Volken Bennet wrote:
SPOILER
LOL, I wanna Sleep
I never saw this before, from what episode?

From episode 00 (OVA)

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2012-10-31T05:30:34+00:00

Net-Nue wrote:
Ava wrote:
I never saw this before, from what episode?
From episode 00 (OVA)

*gasp* there's a nichijou ep that I haven't seen before?!?

/immediately downloads it

Suzu_old_1

267 posts

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Suzu_old_1 2012-10-31T10:58:41+00:00

Gintama <3

<3

Artificial Enemy

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Artificial Enemy 2012-11-03T01:59:01+00:00

SPOILER

Drakari_old

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Drakari_old 2012-11-03T04:45:38+00:00

Artificial Enemy wrote:
SPOILER

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife

I use Internet Explorer 9, voluntarily, after trying the most recent versions of all major competing browsers.
I feel this information is very important to share so that others may disparage my opinion.

Sachikonatsu

77 posts

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Sachikonatsu 2012-11-03T08:44:40+00:00

SPOILER

...wait wat

^
Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo

Momochikun

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Momochikun 2012-11-03T10:36:43+00:00

Edited 135543687 times

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Sachikonatsu

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Sachikonatsu 2012-11-03T10:58:24+00:00

Momochikun wrote:
Err.. sumimasen~
Where can i download some visual novel game for PC ?
share link please xD~

I download mostly on renai.us, but you must be logged.

^
Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo Kyo

Momochikun

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Momochikun 2012-11-03T11:31:47+00:00

Sorry.. i don't get it.. which link ?

Keichirou

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Keichirou 2012-11-03T13:11:08+00:00

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Oh sorry wrong one

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Faust

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Faust 2012-11-03T13:21:30+00:00

Lance

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Topic Starter

Lance 2012-12-09T04:22:40+00:00

Found this really funny for some reason

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JDSwenson08

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JDSwenson08 2012-12-09T17:13:33+00:00

Well, I don't have an image for it, but one that stuck out at me recently was this.

Ushiromiya Rosa: Just try laying a finger on my daughter. I'll show you how gentle the hell you came from is!!

Toki Hakurei

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Toki Hakurei 2012-12-10T07:06:51+00:00

Yafutsufa

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Yafutsufa 2013-01-02T15:28:02+00:00

Gabi wrote:
wooo

damn wanna watch the anime.... but my parents might find out T_T

mathexpert

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mathexpert 2013-01-02T18:55:40+00:00

Yafutsufa wrote:
Gabi wrote:
wooo

damn wanna watch the anime.... but my parents might find out T_T

what anime is that from?

those

3,135 posts

Joined November 2010

those 2013-01-02T19:03:48+00:00

Seitokai Yakuindomo

Feel free to contact me at those[at]ppy[dot]sh for any questions regarding the game!

Apex_old

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Apex_old 2013-04-21T13:17:41+00:00

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.

Apex_old

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Apex_old 2013-10-23T12:48:23+00:00

untitled

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Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2013-10-23T14:38:27+00:00

When asked "What do you feel like having for dinner?" a man who answers "Anything is fine" is undeniably negligent.
But is it just me or is the woman who demands an answer to that question being a bit unreasonable in her own right?
Your average young man doesn't exactly have a sophisticated palate.
[As long as you can get a strong sense of "salty", "spicy" or "sweet", anything is fine.]

Navizel

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Navizel 2013-10-23T19:36:43+00:00

dumping nonsense quotes

Grisaia no Kajitsu

Steins;Gate

Watamote

Stella C^3 bu

ef

MyAnimeList | lastfm | Steam | PSN | RYM

Quaraezha

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Quaraezha 2013-10-23T19:43:08+00:00

>Grisaia no Kajitsu

MUH NIGGA
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS 6GB BIG

Magicphoenix

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Magicphoenix 2013-10-23T19:51:41+00:00

Quaraezha wrote:
>Grisaia no Kajitsu

MUH NIGGA
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS 6GB BIG

Hrm.
Totally worth it

Jacqli

Jacqli 2013-10-24T04:35:14+00:00

from me . . . .

Bheaze

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Bheaze 2013-10-25T12:53:08+00:00

"OMG lesbian nude tits"

Navizel

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Navizel 2013-10-25T19:17:21+00:00

^that's like the best part of Freezing

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Fzero100

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Fzero100 2013-10-26T03:28:28+00:00

Love this quote from kawata shoujo
"Our pasts may be scattered and at times overshadowed by sadness, but they're also an irrevocable part of our lives and personalities. Even if I could change a single thing, I wouldn't, because my past was what led me here. That's why, even with all that's happened to us before, and all that may well befall us... together, we'll keep walking forwards. Forwards... towards the future. Our future."
;-;

AmberLynx

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AmberLynx 2013-10-26T05:19:00+00:00

No wai.

blissfulyoshi

osu! Alumni

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blissfulyoshi 2013-10-26T07:29:31+00:00

“Yeah. I’m feeling that the point lies in the title, “My Sacred Lifestyle with My Little Devil Onee-san”. The little Devil is most likely related to a Devil. I think the sacred lifestyle is referring to a ritual of the Church. And it has even a number in the title. It’s certain that it’s a video of some sort. Judging from these evidences, Ise wants a video documentary about an exorcist that is trying to exorcise his older sister that is possessed by a Devil, and this will be the part 3 for it.” - Xenovia

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-Seren-

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-Seren- 2013-10-26T11:30:23+00:00