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please tell me you don't watch anime in englishSoly wrote:
The epicness of this cannot be captured in text so I have to post the video:
I am about to cry too..YGOkid8 wrote:
please tell me you don't watch anime in englishSoly wrote:
The epicness of this cannot be captured in text so I have to post the video:
ampzz
there's nothing wrong with watching dubbed anime. the only time it's a problem is when you've never experienced watching anime in japanese before, or at least haven't given the "culture shock" to sink in.ampzz wrote:
Watching dubbed anime, you're doing it wrong.
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
lol I'm pretty sure they aren't puns, for better or worse.YGOkid8 wrote:
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
brb downloading.
Topic Starter
Nah it's that perverted. Specifically Rika.YGOkid8 wrote:
is haganai as perverted as these quotes are, or are these just puns?
YGOkid8 wrote:
brb downloading.
, It's a great anime.
a bit lewd? i would mark that as NSFW =|
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
From School Rumble:
Dojibiron POWEEEEER!The caps is required for intended affect, you have to emphasise that part.
Not really as lewd as it is disgusting when you think about what that represents.YGOkid8 wrote:
a bit lewd? i would mark that as NSFW =|
but at least thanks for letting me know what to expect
No one wants that !
Kotomi: It bends here.
Kousaka Kirino (ore no imouto ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai):
1. Nani yateruno, anta ha?
2. (che...) baka aniki.
P.s. fuck subs.
1. Nani yateruno, anta ha?
2. (che...) baka aniki.
P.s. fuck subs.
Source?Index-San wrote:
YES WE CAN!
My Girlfriend is the President iircthose wrote:
Source?Index-San wrote:
YES WE CAN!
ampzz
ALcot's title:
幼なじみは大統領 My girlfriend is the PRESIDENT.
Osananajimi wa Daitouryou ~My girlfriend is the President.~
Osanadai (one of its aliases) is currently released wwith an official English translation from JAST Densetsu.
Wont provide a link due to it having NSFW content.
Opening video if interested -
[Omitted due to a few scenes]
It also has a fan disc as well which was nice and included additional routes for Qoo and Jeremiah.
It also included additional stories for Yukino, Ran but with more focus towards Irina and Ezekiel; not translated though.
The fan disc opening video is full of loli exposure so I won't link it in here.
Either way, Yukino says some fairly funny stuff throughout the game:
幼なじみは大統領 My girlfriend is the PRESIDENT.
Osananajimi wa Daitouryou ~My girlfriend is the President.~
Osanadai (one of its aliases) is currently released wwith an official English translation from JAST Densetsu.
Wont provide a link due to it having NSFW content.
Opening video if interested -
[Omitted due to a few scenes]
It also has a fan disc as well which was nice and included additional routes for Qoo and Jeremiah.
It also included additional stories for Yukino, Ran but with more focus towards Irina and Ezekiel; not translated though.
The fan disc opening video is full of loli exposure so I won't link it in here.
Either way, Yukino says some fairly funny stuff throughout the game:
That seems like an excellent game
Source?Sander-Don wrote:
1 = Deadman Wonderlandthose wrote:
Source?Sander-Don wrote:
2 = C3
WATCH OUT MISTER PRESIDENT
NOOO MISTER PRESIDENT
NOOO MISTER PRESIDENT
Rii_old_1
Funnily, rape blossoms are a real thing.
ampzz
All of which were taken from Kurogane's anime blog:
http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/2012/0 ... gatari-02/
One of the few anime review sites I highly enjoy visiting.
http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/2012/0 ... gatari-02/
One of the few anime review sites I highly enjoy visiting.
Yeah, some of kurogane's posts are really funny xP
moar quotes:
moar quotes:
SPOILER
"The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it."
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
"Why do women have butts on their chests?"
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
(Onizuka's penis is bit by a snake)
"Someone. Suck the poison out!...Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"
-Onizuka Eikichi (Great Teacher Onizuka)
"If i get reincarnated.... i wanna become a clam"
-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
"Why do women have butts on their chests?"
-Son Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
(Onizuka's penis is bit by a snake)
"Someone. Suck the poison out!...Fuyutsuki-chan. I beg you! Suck it out quickly!"
-Onizuka Eikichi (Great Teacher Onizuka)
"If i get reincarnated.... i wanna become a clam"
-Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
You, sir, are a champion.mathexpert9981 wrote:
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Source?ampzz wrote:
Manga chapter quote but I don't care this is hilarious.
http://puu.sh/eitV
I hope he's talking about his weapon and not a sausage.Sander-Don wrote:
Fujimura-kun Meitsuthose wrote:
Source?ampzz wrote:
Manga chapter quote but I don't care this is hilarious.
http://puu.sh/eitV
Keima: I can see the Ending!
From Kami nomi zo shiru sekai
From Kami nomi zo shiru sekai
"Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
Live and Grab the future in front of you! ~Erza Scarlet Hahah...gotta think of a funny one )
)Speaking of fansubs, I spotted one of something that said something along the lines of: "This is the police! Come out with your pants down!"
this. LOLVext wrote:
Also
oh, commie.
urusai urusai urusai!
baka baka baka!
(runs
baka baka baka!
(runs
^lol Kagetsu Tohya, I never get that message
When I think of anime quotes, my brain is filled with Seitokai Yakuindomo...
This segment itself has quite a few funny ones... I can't find this really funny one about Yuzu...
This segment itself has quite a few funny ones... I can't find this really funny one about Yuzu...
T.K. from Angel Beats is the king of anime quotes.
Checkmate
Glad someone remembers that.
dis
which anime is the 2nd picture from?Magicphoenix wrote:
Checkmate
kampfersilmarilen wrote:
which anime is the 2nd picture from?
Gianism
o.o
A little long but I found it hilarious:
part 1
“That ability halves everything in his surroundings. In other words, if the Hakuryukou became serious, the Rias Gremory’s bust will also be halved.”
……
——.
……
Yes? My thoughts soared more they ever had before, and my mind was full of only question marks. (!)
I couldn’t understand. This talk that destroyed my worldview from its entire base. I completely could not understand it. However, an extraordinary fury arising from the bottom suddenly ruled my entire body.
Breasts will be halved.
Buchou’s breasts will be halved.
I moved my head mechanically and turned my gaze towards Buchou. After Buchou saw my expression, she just shuddered just a little in fear. Yeah, Buchou’s breasts. Those fantastic breast. The breasts I love.
My everything. My world. My—. They’ll be halved…? Buchou’s breasts?
……
“Don’t”
Yeah. I’ve decided.
“Don’t fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”
I’ll kill Vali—. I’ll absolutely kill Vali—!
……
——.
……
Yes? My thoughts soared more they ever had before, and my mind was full of only question marks. (!)
I couldn’t understand. This talk that destroyed my worldview from its entire base. I completely could not understand it. However, an extraordinary fury arising from the bottom suddenly ruled my entire body.
Breasts will be halved.
Buchou’s breasts will be halved.
I moved my head mechanically and turned my gaze towards Buchou. After Buchou saw my expression, she just shuddered just a little in fear. Yeah, Buchou’s breasts. Those fantastic breast. The breasts I love.
My everything. My world. My—. They’ll be halved…? Buchou’s breasts?
……
“Don’t”
Yeah. I’ve decided.
“Don’t fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”
I’ll kill Vali—. I’ll absolutely kill Vali—!
part 2
Kuh! Just imagining it makes me shudder! It’s an unforgivable act even for God to halve those fantastic breasts! I caught up with Vali who was moving at the speed of light with no trouble.
“This is for Buchou’s breasts!”
A hit to Vali’s abdomen with my right fist! In my mind, Buchou’s breasts shook!
[Divide!!]
At the same time I activated the Hakuryukou power I had just transplanted and felt the aura covering Vali decrease sharply.
“Guha!”
Vali spat out bile from his mouth! I continued attacking like that without interference!
“This is for Akeno-san’s breasts!”
A hit to the face! Alright! I completely broke his helmet! In my mind, Akeno-san’s breasts bounced!
“This is for Asia’s still growing breasts!”
The jets on his back from which his wings of light originated were destroyed! In my mind, Asia’s breasts grew!
“This is for Zenovia’s breasts!”
I vigorously kicked him high in the air! In my mind, Zenovia’s breasts were pleased!
“Finally! This is for Koneko-chan’s breasts that would disappear if they were halveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
I tackled him with extreme speed! In my mind, Koneko-chan’s breasts cried!
“Gahah!”
Vali vomited blood from my extreme tackle. Yeah, serves you right!
“This is for Buchou’s breasts!”
A hit to Vali’s abdomen with my right fist! In my mind, Buchou’s breasts shook!
[Divide!!]
At the same time I activated the Hakuryukou power I had just transplanted and felt the aura covering Vali decrease sharply.
“Guha!”
Vali spat out bile from his mouth! I continued attacking like that without interference!
“This is for Akeno-san’s breasts!”
A hit to the face! Alright! I completely broke his helmet! In my mind, Akeno-san’s breasts bounced!
“This is for Asia’s still growing breasts!”
The jets on his back from which his wings of light originated were destroyed! In my mind, Asia’s breasts grew!
“This is for Zenovia’s breasts!”
I vigorously kicked him high in the air! In my mind, Zenovia’s breasts were pleased!
“Finally! This is for Koneko-chan’s breasts that would disappear if they were halveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
I tackled him with extreme speed! In my mind, Koneko-chan’s breasts cried!
“Gahah!”
Vali vomited blood from my extreme tackle. Yeah, serves you right!
El psy congroo!
Yeah righ-*head explodes*.
Necro
Oh look. Another new version of that
Oh look. Another new version of that
"Kawaii is ultimate."
-Oda Raika
-Oda Raika
Kyosuke: "Eroge is my soul" from he fansubs.
Oh Kyosuke, eroge is my soul too and so as everyone on here.
Oh Kyosuke, eroge is my soul too and so as everyone on here.
legitKoro McAlpine wrote:
Kyosuke: "Eroge is my soul" from he fansubs.
Oh Kyosuke, eroge is my soul too and so as everyone on here.
yeaaaaah right, because fuck the logic
Kinda embarrassed I put the anime screenshot here, didn't find the VN one, fortunately never watched the anime.
mathexpert9981 wrote:
First, I want to apologize because this manga is not in English or Japanese but it's in Malay.
But I'll provide the translations, so, don't worry!!
Edit: Images are too suggestive to be allowed.
But I'll provide the translations, so, don't worry!!
1st part
From Tsukimisou no Akari (Malay version)
Translations:
Wah~ = Wah~
Apa yang kita nak buat atas katil ni? = What we want to do on this bed?
POMF = POMF
Translations:
Wah~ = Wah~
Apa yang kita nak buat atas katil ni? = What we want to do on this bed?
POMF = POMF
2nd part
MAYBE the translations are not the same as the official English version of the manga, but it's really the translations to the Malay version!From Tsukimisou no Akari (Malay version)
Translations:
Cakaplah awal-awal! = [You should] say it earlier!
Sekarang apa? = Now what [should we do]?
Lagi sekali = [Do that thing] once again
Apa!? = What!?
BUKA TERUS LAH = OPEN IT AH
(and sorry for the red censor..)
Translations:
Cakaplah awal-awal! = [You should] say it earlier!
Sekarang apa? = Now what [should we do]?
Lagi sekali = [Do that thing] once again
Apa!? = What!?
BUKA TERUS LAH = OPEN IT AH
(and sorry for the red censor..)
Edit: Images are too suggestive to be allowed.
LOL.. that one looks like mine..Volken Bennet wrote:
this has nothing to do, but here are my screencaps of my favorite series. [<- Traductor]SPOILERLOL, I wanna Sleep
SPOILER
Also on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448715358508141&l=343f1b45e5
Originally posted in the Malay forum: http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/1847393
NAH。。。
Apabila kamu sudah terlalu mengantuk
Tidurlah walau di mana pun kamu berada!
中文: 如果你真的瞌睡了
不管你在哪里都睡啦！
English: If you're very sleepy
Just sleep no matter where you are!
日本語: あなたは非常に眠くなら
ちょうどどこにいても寝てします！
(Malay is my native language, the Chinese and English translations are correct and translated by me, but IDK whether the Japanese translation is correct or not as I used Google Translator.)
I originally posted the image in the spoiler box in Malay forum discussing about Upholding Malaysian Language (Memartabatkan Bahasa Malaysia) which is available through this link: http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/1847393Also on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=448715358508141&l=343f1b45e5
Originally posted in the Malay forum: http://osu.ppy.sh/forum/p/1847393
NAH。。。
Apabila kamu sudah terlalu mengantuk
Tidurlah walau di mana pun kamu berada!
中文: 如果你真的瞌睡了
不管你在哪里都睡啦！
English: If you're very sleepy
Just sleep no matter where you are!
日本語: あなたは非常に眠くなら
ちょうどどこにいても寝てします！
(Malay is my native language, the Chinese and English translations are correct and translated by me, but IDK whether the Japanese translation is correct or not as I used Google Translator.)
Google Translator is never correct
Not really.. IF you try to use it properly, you actually can get a correct translation..Magicphoenix wrote:
Google Translator is never correct
True.MuhdNurHidayat wrote:
Not really.. IF you try to use it properly, you actually can get a correct translation..