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Yuzeyun
Granted but 1

I wish for saitama patterns at 500 BPM
Rii_old_1
granted, but you'll have to suck some billies, 1 billy for 1 bpm, that makes 500 of them, Enjoy!

I wish for mercy!
Yuzeyun
Granted but instead i accidently the curse

I wish MOAR PEOPLE COULD SPELL STUFF RIGHT IN FRANCE
Rii_old_1
Granted, je suis le baquette avec le fromage eau de trottoir.

I wish for an energy boost
XK2238
Why is this thread left unspoken? ;_;
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Granted, you'll get diabetes from that drink.

I wish I can play with happiness inside
Rii_old_1
Granted, here's a drink with a label "happiness" on it.

I wish for my 3dsmax project to get a good rating (yn)
Yuzeyun
Granted but your work will be stolen.

I wish for LOGICSTATE 0
Rii_old_1
Granted, a monkey will fuck your brains out! ( I got a good rating for 3dsmax luckly )

I wish osu! forums wouldn't be this laggy
[DG2L]YungYeezy
Granted, but now everything runs to fast for you to handle.

I wish for a jar of piss.
Kitsunemimi
Granted. The sniper throws a jar of piss at your face, and now you're covered with it.

I wish we had a chance to redeem ourselves from failing against China today.
XK2238
Granted, you'll be unable to do anything after that

I wish to be Frying Peter Pan
Rii_old_1
granted, you're a peter pan cosplayer and you'll look terrible.

I wish for PROgramming skillz *is shot*
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie kills you for bumping this thread.

I wish for a haircut.
Rii_old_1
but your wish was that I bumped this thread for eternity, so I can't die just yet

Granted no more ears for you.

I wish for no more nightmares n.n
Yuzeyun
Granted but no more dreams too

I wish for less useless posts in Touhou-france, really they're pissing me off
Rii_old_1
granted, no more france subforums.

I wish for no more dutch sub forums (/troll)
Yuzeyun
granted, more useless posts.

I wish for ((THE GAME)/0 - 9001)*(ROFLCOPTER-Chuck.Norris)+2Troll = 1
Rii_old_1
granted...? 1?

I wish my nail would un-break
Kitsunemimi
Granted, give it 6 months and you'll be fine~

I wish to be taken to the Golden Land.
Rii_old_1
Granted, painting your eyes gold right now.

I wish for wings
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but they're so large that you now have trouble fitting through doorways and tight spaces, and you also can't lean back while sitting. And.. and, everyone wants to touch them and... cling onto them and nibble them and blargghhh.

I wish people would stop touching and clinging onto and nibbling my ears.
Rii_old_1
Granted, they'll try to bite/rip them off

I wish for a super fast laptop
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it'll never be as fast as mines \:D/

I wish that these nosebleeds will stop.
Rii_old_1
Granted, you will never ever enjoy cute/sexy things anymore nor feel attracted to them, also no more genitals for you.

I wish the the soup in the refrigerator wasn't cold :<
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it became so hot that it vapourized in your fridge. And then the fridge condensed it. And it got all over the insides of your refrigerator. And now it's all dirty and it'll smell like soup for the rest of your life.

I wish I had time to make a better wish. *runs to next class*
Rii_old_1
Granted, you'll now be my slave to clean the fridge every day and clean the rest of the house to get rid of that smelly soup smell and to spam post here.

I wish that hetaliafangirl99 would notice she's host lol
XK2238
Granted, she'll slap you every 3 hours forever. D:

I want to sneak in the Touhou world and create chaos
Rii_old_1
Granted, but there's a representative in gensokyo from the human world that will brutally murder you there.

I wish that my chat doesn't disconnect every 5 minutes when not talking :l
t3dd123
No more chat. I wish for a unalterable outcome wish!
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you wished for a pencil and got one.

I wish some people would stop being so noob at forum games.
Rii_old_1
Granted, but the wish needs a supportive wish-granting of 100 other people wishing for the same before it takes effect.

I wish that I'd become so pro at nomod that my dt skill also will be so pro, so pro
t3dd123
Rejected.
Yoshi! (I wish Yoshi could run faster)
Rii_old_1
you must be new here, I'll just mark your post invalid, and give you another chance. I suggest you also read the above wish.

Granted, but the wish needs a supportive wish-granting of 100 other people wishing for the same before it takes effect.

I wish that I'd become so pro at nomod that my dt skill also will be so pro, so pro
silmarilen
granted, but its with CTB

i wish i understood japanese
Sir Minelli
Granted, but you realized that the kanji tatoo on your arm translates to: "I'm a whore"

I wish someone grants me a wish.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but since you haven't specified which wish you want granted, the genie will grant a wish at random (sort of). A year or two down the road, you find yourself in a terrible situation where you wished you would die, and that just so happens to be the wish that the genie will grant.

I wish I could be more concise and not end up having to write long-ass sentences all the time.
Rantai
Granted but you no longer have the capacity to write intelligently.

I wish I could be more creative.
Rii_old_1
granted, you're now the creator of


I wish that I had more to do when not having my tablet on me & at school
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you're now loaded to the brim with homework and school crap.

I wish the internet would be more consistent and quick here from room to room.
Rii_old_1
Granted, you have no security anymore, and people will be leeching all your data, but it got faster somehow.

I wish that I got a sudden skill boost.
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