A dragon has modded my map and did not gave a star, I asked to the dragon:
- Hey y u no gave me a star?

The dragon answered
- your map is not enough yet, so I cant star it

Then I saw the dragon's pending maps and I saw something like this
http://puu.sh/amPm

And I asked to the dragon:
-Hey y u have many autostars?

The dragon answered:
-cuz my maps are the best

And le poker face

Thousands of years ago, there was a dragon named Firulais lol. He was the weakest dragon in dragon's school so all dragon bullies teased him all the time, and the female dragon he loved always refused to go out with him.
He was so sick of them all that he wanted to get his revenge. He took a barrel full of gasoline and spreaded it in all the school. Then he used his fire breath and in the next second, the school was covered in flames; Firulais fullfiled what he wanted.
Unfortunately for him, he was a silly dragon and forgot that dragons are fireproof, so when he saw all the enraged dragons coming to him, he tried to flee, but the dragons grabed him and scratched him to death. After that, everydragon left the scene to play osu! (which existed thousands of years ago) and Firulais payed with his life. Moral of the story: Never use your fire breath against dragons.
The end

It was a warm, autumn day, when the sun would stretch out its arms to embrace the multi-colored trees. In a lonely village in the middle of the mountains, there lived a 13-year old boy named Saki who had the unique ability to see dragons. Although dragons were not popular around his area, the boy could occasionally see one or two creatures every day in the sky hunting surreptitiously for an isolated hawk weaving around the mountaintops. Whenever he called out to his parents and pointed in the sky, they would stare blankly into the blue void and respond, “It must be your imagination, Saki.” When he went to tell his friends, they would retort, “You must be crazy!” and left Saki alone, not wanting to catch his “craziness.” Distraught that no one believed him, Saki wandered around a nearby valley for several long hours until he suddenly tripped.

“Ah!” he cried out loud when he received a deep cut from the edge of a protruding rock.

Saki, struggling to stand up, turned around to silently curse the rock he fell over. But the rock wasn’t dark gray as he expected. Nor was it jaggy. Instead, he saw a smooth, turquoise-colored object that strangely looked like…. a tail? Its length traveled down behind a large hill and into a cave as far as the boy could tell. Then, the tail moved: it awkwardly lifted itself up and slithered back into the darkness of the cave. Saki instinctively followed it and eventually found the dragon lying on its belly. At first, it looked like it was sleeping, but its ragged breathing obviously indicated that it was sick. So the boy, who wanted to help, ran back to his village and gathered some food and water for the sick dragon. He placed it at the cave entrance and hid behind a nearby rock and watched the dragon devour it. When it was done, it went back to rest.

Meanwhile, the boy summoned his courage and slowly ventured into the cave. The dragon suddenly stood up and glared at the boy. Saki put his hands behind him, signifying that he meant no harm, and they [somehow] became close friends. Day after day, the boy would bring the sick dragon food and water. Saki would talk to the creature for long hours, even telling it his biggest dream was to see a shining river. The “rivers” have been described through many oral tales, but Saki wanted to confirm that such a miracle existed. The dragon listened but could obviously not speak. Despite the happy times they shared, little did Saki know that the dragon was actually dying. Saki bade farewell as usual and traveled back down the dangerous cliffs…

His parents soon found out about the missing supplies and scolded the boy harshly, emphasizing that water especially was scarce in these mountains. Saki was then forbidden to leave the village until he became an adult. Escape was impossible with the village guards around. Thus, he was forced to pray for the dragon’s recovery for the future seasons ahead.

--6 Years Later—

Saki was free from the village shackles and bade farewell to his parents, telling them that he will be searching for support in foreign lands, promising them to bring back lots of food and water. However, the young man didn’t travel down the mountains first. He ran up the familiar cliffs and stumbled onto the rocky surface where the dragon’s cave was. He flew through the cave entrance with anticipation to see his best friend. …But he saw nothing. A void. Saki started feeling the darkness with his hands even though he knew it was useless. He called out, but received no answer from the depths. Maybe it recovered already, he thought. And so Saki sadly turned around and began to walk back. Suddenly, he felt a blast of wind from the cave across his back and flipped his head around in surprise. But he still saw nothing.

The dragon had never moved from his spot 6 years ago. 6 years was like a day in dragon years. It had lie there trying to breath its last breathes. It flapped his wing, making a gust of wind, to try and get the boy’s attention.

Saki stared blankly for a moment, but turned again to walk back down.

Saki lost his ability to see dragons. Age and reality from the village confinement had eventually eaten the fantasy from his childhood…

The dying dragon struggled to move out of the cave, but he was too weak to do anything, let alone to repay the boy’s kindness years ago.

The sorrowful Saki returned to the village and exited towards the opposite direction, down towards the base of the mountain.
Meanwhile, the turquoise dragon gathered the last of its energy and started to glow. It flew out of the cave and found a nearby valley, where it landed. Exhausted, it slumped onto the barren ground. The glow from its body eventually overcame the dragon itself and the dragon passed away.

However, its body was replaced by cascading water, surging through the length of the rocky valley. Soon enough, there was a grand river that could be seen miles away.

Moments later, Saki, who was far away from the village felt a light spray of wetness behind his neck. Wetness? He turned around and saw a majestic river running down the mountain cracks. Saki tried to hold back tears of joy and surprise, but he failed. Not only was his life-long dream fulfilled, but also the village was saved from its scarcity of water.

Kindness can be repaid in the most unexpected ways.

Saki never wanted to forget the memory of the river and his dragon companion, so when he entered college, he made an Osu! account and named himself Blue Dragon
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"I don't like women. They all pretend like they are all young and weak.
In fact, most of them are old -- or at least seems old, even older than men -- and much stronger than men"

It was the words from a friend of mine.
I felt something ironic, but I couldn't find words to object his words.
So I just said, 'well then, see you,' and parted.

The next day, I finally found the words to talk to him.
When we met, I started the conversation.

"Well, yesterday we've talked about women, so today let's talk about men."

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So far, it was the story about the conversation of two aliens in an unknown planet in this universe.
We always tend to say that men are from Venus and women are from Mars.
But in alien's point of view, both of the two genders are strange.


Did you get it? )

"Women. Where would we be without them?"

"Mighty scarce, I'd say."

That quote is ringing too true for me right now as I hold the heart shaped chocolate box in my hands with a handwritten note lain atop. Okay, maybe not too true. It put a much more positive, funny spin to the idea of the chemicals that force us to do what we do. Love is such a stupid thing. Illogical. It brought me here.

Wait. What am I doing here again? Oh yeah. Chocolates. Doorbell. Right.

I stand there staring at her door. It feels imposing and is making me actually mull over the option of abandoning this quest. I ran it though my brain a million times. There's no way she could like me. There's no way she could like me. There's no way she could like me... could she? Still, the door and the fact that nobody knew he was there, standing in front of HER house at the crack of dawn almost seemed to chip at his resolve.

My palms were sweaty, my body is shaking, a lump forms in my throat. I could do this another day. Yeah. Some other time. I could walk away. But I know that I would never build up the resolve to do this again. But what if she says no? What if...

No, no what ifs. It's time. I swallow the lump and shakily ring the doorbell. My head goes light. I did it. I did it! ...I did it!? Oh god, I did it. What's going to happen now? I'd practiced this in my head all night, I couldn't sleep a wink but now that the opportunity actually comes around my mind goes blank.

Luckily, it is not her that opens the door, but a large looking man. Well... not large, but his presence certainly felt large. His gaze felt accusing... but I'm just reading too much into it. Surely, that's it. He's just confused at the nervous looking boy that looks like he's going to pee himself on a moment's notice. Right. That must be it.

"Um, c-could I speak with your daughter?"

He looks me over then smiles. He smiled! That's a good sign right? Well he calls her down, that's something and she comes to the door, and when she sees me there she blushes. Is she thinking the same thing? Maybe. Probably not. It's possible. Not probable. Stop thinking. I thrust the package forward with zeal and almost scream...

"Will you go out with me?!"