welcome back to cbt report #2 today we have a particularly nasty + cringe comment that i personally posted 18 days ago on the beatmap "liar dance" (viewer discretion is advised you might die of cringe if you have a weakened immune system so beware): https://osu.ppy.sh/comments/3464841 like oh my god why the fuck did my oomfy ass type that shit bro this is my IRL live reaction to me typing it (yeah my full legal name is thomas michael shelby its not a big deal) (“hey but leprecot youve already use this image on the last cbt report and also you already used it in sanzu’s comment section of his beatmap “chaining intention”. how about you use a different joke cuz you arent fuckin funny bruh” sorry im too busy grinding long streams and watching anime i dont got no more funny memes to use) this is my IRL live reaction to me typing it (the pink hair girl is me) "but leprecot i thought you were a dude named thomas shelby how did you turn into a pink hair girl?" BECAUSE I'M HIM (dont question the goat) everytime i try to sleep this cringey ass comment gets fucking spammed in my head and makes me grimace my teeth hard as fuck and also cringe shockwave my entire body like imagine playing against xbow in clash royale and its overtime double elixir + your fingers fucking slip placing down your ice golem below your princess tower so you dont aggro the xbow so you lose the game and the enemy is spamming this shit on you 24/7 while youre watching your tower hp slowly drop to 0 and you cant do nothing about it anyways stay tuned and subscribe to my yt channel (my name is “MrBeast” on yt please support me im a struggling youtuber who dropped out of elementary school to pursue it as my fulltime job any sub will be m,uich (i fucking fat fingered infinite keys while trying to type “much” yes im obese please dont laugh at me) appreciate) so that you dont miss out on the next installment of cbt report
anyways if you catch me lackin in the streets of skid row begging for money type 1 if you would immediately ring all your homies in the vicinity to eliminate me on sight + leave no traces or evidence behind (in game) to prevent me from typing in the future honestly i shouldve listened to this guy (source: https://osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/1750101#osu/3580367) but also not really cuz thats just the process of experimentating with whats funny and what isnt cuz i dont have anyoen to talk to irl or tell jokes to irl (my life is very good i am very happy about my life couldnt you tell?) anyways once i have time again hopefully i can cook up some more original and funny comments (on like some https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=3JXfsq01E_s type beats) because recently ive just become a sort of reaction commenter (on like some BTMC type beats or like some Spazza17 type beats or like some Asmongold type beats or like some SomeOrdinaryGamers Penguinz0 type beats) instead of a creator (again cuz im too busy grinding long streams and watching anime that i dont really have much stuff to fuel my creativity with)
Hello everybody, Peter Griffin here to explain the beatmap. Ascension to Heaven by xi is one of the most legendary songs in the entirety of osu!’s history. It first appeared in the much earlier days of osu! thanks to an approved beatmap set by Shiirn. The map was perfect for all top speed players due to constant 300 BPM deathstreams when DT is applied. A top speed player who goes by the name aetrna (formerly known as Merami and Xeltol) set a Full Combo score on the map, and a popular Twitch livestreamer BTMC freaked out when he was watching the replay, which eventually formed into a viral clip in which he screams “HE’S OVERSTREAMING!!!” and “THIS SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE!!!” There have been more sets of Ascension to Heaven ranked from other players like Tynamo and Kroytz, but this set mapped by sytho is the longer version of the song. It is around 5 minutes long and 6.6 stars. Sytho and Ascension to Heaven is a perfect combo, due to it being a speed map, plus there was another popular Twitch clip in which he was playing the original set up until the deathstreams, then he rose on his chair as if he was “ascending to heaven”. We’ll see if his version of the song will make other top players ascend to heaven too. I hope this explanation helps you know more about the beatmap!
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