I haunt every corner of pp farm maps. you are not safe from me, dirty farmer. think about what you have done, and find out how you can fix your past vile mistakes. 100pp on a 40 second map, 200pp on cbcc, 300pp on how to create the weeknd's "blinding lights". what's next? 400pp on some random 30 second pp farm map that requires hundreds of retrys? I know a perfect map for that. try psyqui - hikari no hou e (lapix & cranky remix). oh, you can't pass that map? too bad. it is the most farmable 400pp map ever, and since you can't pass it, you are stuck. in limbo. a high 5 digit with an ss on how to create the weeknd's "blinding lights". you cannot progress any further. goodbye to your dreams of becoming whitecat, flyingtuna, mrekk, etc. you enjoy pp farming and retrying maps to insanity? how about go outside and farm some actual pp (hint: go to some funny clubs for most efficient pp farming). you'll enjoy that more.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰♥🫶🏽
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