Today I found the meaning of life I was looking for a song to map and I saw one of PotatoDew’s gds. It was so mesmerizing that I couldn’t sleep. Without it, I felt like a shell of myself, craving for more PotatoDew. So I went on the forums and downloaded everything related to PotatoDew: His ranked, pending and even graveyarded maps. After playing all of them, I realized, no other mappers matter. So I deleted all my other maps besides PotatoDew’s. Through this I learned that PotatoDew is the only acceptable form of mapping and thus all other mapping should be banned. His maps transcend song choice and can make any song sound good, even the ones purposely made to be bad. PotatoDew is a higher life being, a precious gift from the world above. Without PotatoDew, Osu Mapping and Osu alike would be dead. He should be celebrated for his achievements until eternity and without him, the Osu game would vanish.. <3 POTATO DEW MMMMM I WANT TGO SLURP YOUR POTATO DEW
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