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toadbugfatforce
Global Ranking
#199,182
Country Ranking
#39,088
Daily
Challenge
1d
Medals
44
pp
3,437
Total Play Time
9d 4h 35m
0
0
0
50
284
- Ranked Score
- 1,993,577,017
- Hit Accuracy
- 89.93%
- Play Count
- 21,575
- Total Score
- 12,979,838,371
- Total Hits
- 3,451,681
- Maximum Combo
- 1,397
- Replays Watched by Others
- 1
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me!
I once rescued a squirrel from a parallel universe using a marshmallow catapult, earning me the honorary title of Duke of Left-Handed Pineapples. This prestigious role involves curating an annual festival where we celebrate the lesser-known talents of furniture, like chair origami and table limbo. My hobbies include deciphering ancient recipes for invisible soup and training pigeons to deliver existential questions instead of mail.
When I'm not busy rewriting the laws of mystical disco enlightenment, I enjoy composing operas exclusively for hedgehogs and debating the moral implications of tacos made from imaginary ingredients. I also moonlight as a part-time bubble wrap therapist, helping stressed-out bubbles embrace their inevitable pop with dignity.
My life's motto? "If life hands you lemons, knit them into a sweater for your llama." I stand by this wisdom, despite my llama’s protests about scratchy neckwear. My future goals include inventing a portable rainbow generator, becoming fluent in the dialect of underwater sock puppets, and discovering whether time travel could save a perfectly good slice of pizza from falling on the floor. The possibilities are endless—just like my collection of left-handed pineapples.
When I'm not busy rewriting the laws of mystical disco enlightenment, I enjoy composing operas exclusively for hedgehogs and debating the moral implications of tacos made from imaginary ingredients. I also moonlight as a part-time bubble wrap therapist, helping stressed-out bubbles embrace their inevitable pop with dignity.
My life's motto? "If life hands you lemons, knit them into a sweater for your llama." I stand by this wisdom, despite my llama’s protests about scratchy neckwear. My future goals include inventing a portable rainbow generator, becoming fluent in the dialect of underwater sock puppets, and discovering whether time travel could save a perfectly good slice of pizza from falling on the floor. The possibilities are endless—just like my collection of left-handed pineapples.
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