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Hello, and welcome to the eighteenth edition of OT News!



We expect high temperatures rolling into the valley we call home,
so grab that air conditioner. Furthermore, storms are as followed later this week,
along with flash flooding alerts throughout the next few days.
Saturday will be as clear as ever, no chance of clouds or rain,
so feel free to go to that beach.


~ColdTooth, OT climatologist



2017-08-02: Off-Topic’s local bartender Dawnsday has opened up a bar for everyone to enjoy. The bar serves all types of drinks, both with alcohol and without, allowing denizens of all ages to enjoy their mix. The bar also offers a variety of cuisine cooked by the top-quality chef who was recently hired, known as Foxtrot. Together, the bar exploded with business as soon as it opened, its secret to success being the fact that they serve clients of all age. This bar offers much entertainment such as sports viewing and an open mic on Fridays, and is open to anyone that wishes to drop by and have a little talk with the bartender or fellow denizens. Make sure to visit the bar anytime it’s open!



Dawnsday in his newly-furnished bar, waiting for customers.



2017-08-03: Aomi has created a thread to host Railey2’s story. The story, titled Accumulation of Turds, is based off a true story that Railey had experienced at work. As the title suggests, the story has to do with human feces and a bowl. As it would break the Off-Topic copyright regulations, we are not allowed to further describe the story; however, the critics came up with harsh criticism upon finishing the piece, saying that the story was “shit”. However, you are encouraged to read it for yourself and form your own opinions, as the story is certainly quite interesting.



Truly a shit story about shit.



2017-08-04: A confidential list of [ - Zekks - ]’ opinions has just been released! It is told that this list had been locked up in the most secure basement for years until [ - Zekks - ] decided that it was indeed time to release it for once and for all. Believing that now would be the best time to reveal to the world what he thought of the most active OT Denizens, [ - Zekks - ] released his list, which consists of 32 individuals. There has been some discussion on whether or not these opinions are an accurate depiction of the users themselves, and messages filled with thankfulness from users who are not part of the list. If you are on the list, make sure to let [ - Zekks - ] know what you think of his opinion by leaving a reply in the thread!



The list that has been collecting dust over the years.



2017-08-05: After his exile, roshan117 returned to OT after 5 denizens sold their firstborn and he has a message for denizens of OT. During the cold nights of his exile, roshan117 began contemplating about his choices, his actions and his existence. Deeply regretting his sins, he decided to confess and receive cleansing. In order for his prayers to be heard, however, he placed a cheeky “not serious” on the title, which provided an immense temptation for denizens of OT. During his confession, he talked about his reasoning for his actions and his parallel universal self. As if they were intrinsically intertwined, he compared himself to Jake Paul whereby they “cause ruckus for their own fun.” He ended with an apology to the people whose fun has been traumatised by him and the moderators who had to wipe his shiny ass. The thread closes his blessing to the denizens and his thankfulness for a chance to repent.



The bait-and-switch but heartfelt apology from Roshan.



2017-08-06: A fourth season of executions hosted by [ - Zekks - ] has begun. After Railey2 walked away from the last season of Executions alive, [ - Zekks - ] started a new season due to popular demand. This time round, he has found other brilliant individuals that could participate in the bloodbath, starring a totally new cast. This time, the ten participants were invited to a party to celebrate Tae’s newest ranked map, BTS - Spring Day, although the whereabouts of the pro mapper were unknown. The only way to escape is to gather four crystals, which will be given when a player is executed. So far, the user roshan117 has been executed by his peers for the sake of acquiring a crystal. How will the next chapter end? Stay tuned to find out!



Who will be the one to survive?

OT Denizens

Keep the Cancer Flowing

New Denizens:

Philosophers use OT to find the answers to pressing questions that affect all of society; the user krochpuncher did just that by asking the question we all ask ourselves: If i weigh 99 pounds and i eat 1 pound of nachos… Am i 1% nacho? This question concerns us all, and various responses were received. Hopefully the newest philosopher in town has satisfied his thirst for knowledge.

The user DeeAr made a wonderful discovery for all most of OT to enjoy. While searching for the original, full resolution, beautiful, ancient mosaics that were proudly displayed on the walls of the game known as osu!, he found that the ones displayed were counterfeits. He eventually found them, and, compressing them in a folder, posted them in a thread for people to conduct scientific research on them.



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